What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 223 I, Batman, am a superhero! (Please pursue reading, 嘤嘤嘤)
"you……"

Robot Superman felt a sharp pain in his head and heart, so angry and frightened that he almost lost his balance.

Steppenwolf's ax cut him from his head to his lower abdomen, and the most disgusting thing was that the opponent's ax didn't seem to be a temporary move, but had been brewing for a long time.

The sharp blade seemed to be suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, cutting him completely along the dividing line between half mechanical and half organic, just like a skilled butcher in the market who perfectly cuts fat and lean meat, no more and no less.

Black Adam made a hole in the left chest of his organic body, and Shazam, as if it was agreed upon, directly made symmetrical tattoos on his right chest at almost the same position as the mechanical body, one on the left and one on the right, separated in the middle. The beauty of symmetry and balance was brought to the extreme, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder was cured instantly.

But Cyborg felt like he was about to burst.It was really going to split open. Steppenwolf's ax hit the lower abdomen, and immediately the crotch. It only took one force to split it into two halves.

He staggered and pushed Shazam away from him, then turned half his head and roared at Steppenwolf with all his strength: "Steppenwolf!!! Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Billy stood aside and suddenly said secretly: "What the f***! Your tongue is split in two, and you can still speak normally?"

Steppenwolf felt bad when the ax hit him.Because what appeared on the opponent's face that was divided into two parts was not the anger after the conspiracy was exposed, but the helpless rage towards the stupid pig teammates.

This is clearly not a fake.

"you……"

The mechanical Superman, whose upper body was split in half, wanted to say something, but it was too late to say the next words, because the red-eyed Black Adam had already pounced on him.

"Calm down! You are Batman's enemy, right, and so am I. What's in front of you is just an illusion!"

If it were anyone...even Wonder Woman would have to see Hades after suffering such a symmetrical and artistic fatal injury, but Mechanical Superman relied on the mechanical body condensed after being exposed to cosmic rays. , and was actually able to speak clearly and coherently.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Billy squatted next to him, sweating profusely, taking apart the square brick-like locator that Batman gave him.

He had asked Batman before how to escape from these three terrible enemies. Even though Billy looked like a child on the surface, he was actually as intelligent as the big zombie Solomon Grundy. It was easy to see that in front of him On the surface, the enemy was being tricked into a group fight, but this was just the result of multiple information gaps and deliberately created misunderstandings.

After all, the three enemies are not real idiots. After this sneak attack, they will soon clarify the true relationship between us and the enemy.

By that time, Billy, who was surrounded by three villains, would be truly unlucky.

So he'd better act quickly, take out the "bag" that Batman gave him early, and then pray that the other party has prepared a reliable plan.

He quickly unscrewed four screws, and then took out one from the positioner...

Flare?
What the hell is this?

But Billy didn't have time to think too much. As soon as he closed his eyes, he muttered the magic spell: "The art of throwing things with force!"

Then he wrapped around the lightning and threw it hard, and the signal bomb fell to the ground.Oh my god, he actually... emitted red smoke that mixed with the surrounding white mist. It seemed to have produced some kind of chemical reaction, and rolled up like boiling. Finally, it magically turned into purple smoke, which looked extremely conspicuous. .

Wow, this is really amazing!
Damn it, isn't this just an ordinary signal flare? !Billy felt his eyes were red and he was screaming inside.

Since he met Batman, he has experienced more emotional fluctuations than he has in the past ten years.

But fortunately, he still remembered what Batman told him: "Take out everything in the box, use what you can use, and put what can't be used on the ground."

So he continued digging in the box, and soon took out a mirror.

It's a real mirror, the kind that ladies use to put on their makeup.

Wow, this is really useful——

What a ghost!

I'm going to die oooooooooooo!

Then he looked down and saw himself transformed into Batman.

Billy: "?"

He opened his mouth, wanting to say something, then turned his head and saw ten Batmans standing next to him.

"Take advantage of this opportunity and run away."

Mirror Master's face appeared on the mirror in his hand: "I will create at least 3000 dummies in this area and flee in all directions to distract your enemies. Hurry up and run away."

He said: "Otherwise your enemies will react."

Billy turned his head and saw in the sky, Steppenwolf, Black Adam, and Mechanical Superman, who had also transformed into Batman, looking at each other in confusion.

A scene begins where Batman captures Batman but only catches the mirror dummy and then becomes furious.

ten minutes later.

The three villains reunite, each looking like Batman.Except for the fact that Steppenwolf is unusually tall and looks like a 6-inch soldier put into a 12-inch figure, there is almost no difference between the other two figures and the real ones.

Of course, there is no difference between them and each other. The unlucky expressions on their faces are almost exactly the same.Black Adam played dummies for more than 10 minutes, and none of them were Billy.

Mechanical Superman turned into a blower, constantly blowing away the fog, and then using his clairvoyance eyes to distinguish. The efficiency was much faster than him. However, the fog was like a living thing. He had just blown it away and then filled it back up again, and in the end they finally finally It was discovered that no matter how many dummies they destroyed, it was meaningless. Someone was secretly recreating these dummies that would turn into mirror fragments when broken. They were destroying them faster than the other party could create them.

So they had no choice but to give up in the end, and finally returned to the place where the fight broke out before.

Robot Superman and Black Adam were disgusted when they saw each other's Batman appearance, but they still had to hold their noses and talk to each other.

However, after exchanging a few words and discovering that the other party also knew nothing about Batman, the two groups quickly lost interest in talking.

They had just fought, and Robot Superman had not made any request for an alliance. With Black Adam's character, it was naturally impossible for Black Adam to rush in and fight, so the two groups soon parted ways again.

However, after Mechanical Superman and Steppenwolf left, Black Adam, who was still there, quietly passed through the white mist, landed on the ground, and then picked up something like a brick on the ground...

It was the locator that Chen Tao gave to Billy.Robot Superman relied too much on his clairvoyance, which turned out to be his weakness, causing him to neglect using his normal eyes.This is why this thing fell into the hands of Black Adam at this moment.

In fact, as an ancient man, Black Adam didn't actually understand how to operate this instrument, but he was a super human after all, with extraordinary memory, and he quickly recalled Billy's movements when using this machine from his memories. .

Then he did it again in a flawless manner.

【mistake!mistake!Fingerprint verification error, your remaining usage times are 4]

Black Adam didn't quite understand what this was, so he followed suit again and clicked again like Billy.

This time the instrument gave a different response: [New user detected! ] Then he paused for two seconds: [Preparing for scanning.Users are requested to keep their entire bodies in the camera]

Immediately afterwards, a small camera and light were raised and lowered from the square locator. A green light swept Black Adam from head to toe, especially the throat, paying special attention to it.

And Black Adam obviously doesn’t know what privacy protection is.He eagerly pressed the screen twice more, and soon, with a cheerful welcome voice, the machine restarted, and there was a map as soon as he entered.

Black Adam's eyes were fixed on a small spot of light.

batman.

Yes, just as he thought, the machine Batman gave his men would definitely expose his hiding place.

Black Adam took this brick-like locator and flew into the sky:
He has basically figured out how to operate this thing.This is really a good thing, and Batman is quite generous in distributing it to his men.

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In the pure white mist, Wonder Woman and Chen Tao walked together.

The clouds are thick and the mist is rising.The light outside dimly filtered through the dark river flowing in the air, gently rippling between the two of them, teasing the shadows of the trees, and then stagnating in the colorful rhythm of every inch.

It's more of an outing than a run away from cybernetic superhumans and government forces.

To a certain extent, this is not far from Ah Fu’s original plan. A man and a woman, walking and shopping together (referring to buying a living Super Girl for 0 yuan), everything seems to be going right.

Is there something wrong?

No problem.

The super dog Krypton is in good condition. Now he has basically recovered his mobility and some of his super powers, but he is still unable to fly.

It followed Chen Tao and Wonder Woman with lingering fear. Due to the influence of kryptonite, his superpowers were temporarily suppressed, so he had to walk on four legs on the ground. His dog face showed a human look. A frightened expression.

Supergirl's situation was much worse. She was still in a coma and was carried on her back by the super dog Krypton... yes, it was Krypton's back, not Batman.Xiao Krypton snorted melancholy and whimpered twice.

Although it looks exactly like a dog on Earth, as an alien creature, its IQ is not bad.

It seriously doubts that Batman brought it not only to let Supergirl Kara know it, but also to use it as an electric camper!
Supergirl turned green.Due to inhaling too much kryptonite, he basically looks like he is about to die now.

Chen Tao and Wonder Woman didn't talk much along the way. In the end, it was Chen Tao who broke the silence first: "Do you not agree with what I have done...?"

"Doesn't it feel like a superhero? It doesn't feel like a method that a warrior would use?"

Before Wonder Woman could say anything, he continued to speak quickly, saying everything Wonder Woman might say:
"You're obviously here to protect and save Supergirl, but now she's left half-dead like this? Before you decide to deal with the enemy, do you want to be prepared to deal with your own people?"

“Are these really what superheroes do?”

Wonder Woman looked at him with no expression on her face.

"Woof?!" Xiao Krypton behind him tilted his head and yelled.

Chen Tao responded with an indifferent face.He carefully observed Diana's appearance, which looked like ancient Greece... Well, to other people, this might be a metaphor or a compliment, but to Diana, she was a demigod, as real as a fake. Change.

Chen Tao tried to find something on her handsome and bright face, but there was no expression at all at the moment, but there was nothing except appearance.

But Chen Tao knows that Wonder Woman is not a pretty vase, right?He knew very well that his methods were extremely cruel and very inhumane from the perspective of his teammates.

Sometimes, even Batman in the comics wouldn't do this to his teammates. Just like most of the time, he used to deal with Green Lantern by stealing the opponent's ring instead of directly lying to the opponent that he was blind, or dealing with Superman. When the time comes, just pull out the kryptonite ring instead of having a kryptonite party.

But Chen Tao knew that he went too far just to be foolproof - he didn't have the confidence to beat up a Kryptonian with just a pair of kryptonite fingers like a real bat (Batman: Silence), or to beat up a Kryptonian with just a piece of chewing gum. Take Superman down (Batman: Endgame), or send him to the emergency ward with just one kryptonite bullet (Justice League: Annihilation).

"Supergirl inhaled artificial kryptonite," Chen Tao said: "I deliberately reduced the purity. It will only cause discomfort and loss of resistance, but will not cause death. After a few hours, the kryptonite with lower purity entering the body will Stone can be excreted by Kryptonians through metabolism."

So he is still a good person at heart, and nothing he does is excessive.

"Ugh!" Supergirl suddenly woke up, coughed loudly, and then vomited out a large lump of green stuff.

The green color on her face immediately faded a lot, but she still fainted with a crisp sound.

"..."

Wonder Woman remained expressionless.

Chen Tao took a deep breath: "I know it seems ridiculous to prepare a plan to deal with teammates and mission targets, but it is just in case. It was used today, and the victims even gave good reviews. ."

He solemnly said: "Everything is for justice and victory. Although the process is a bit strange, the final goal is still achieved. I am a good thing."

But Wonder Woman still didn't speak.Chen Tao is a little worried. If the heroine does not agree with his plans, then the subsequent team formation may be...

"Pfft!"

Chen Tao was taken aback.

He looked at Wonder Woman who was laughing a little blankly, not quite understanding what she was laughing at.

"why are you laughing?"

"Hehe. Yes, yes, you are a good person." The heroine put her hands behind her head: "Yes, you are a very good person..."

But the heroine's words soon came to an abrupt end.

At this time, the group of them happened to pass through the edge of the thick fog, and what came into view was not overgrown grassland or endless woods.

Rather, it is a position, a well-prepared legionary position.

Soldiers with loaded guns are everywhere.

When Chen Tao saw them raising their black muzzles, he knew clearly:
Their goal is themselves.

(End of this chapter)