What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 236 Green Lantern Batman

"Gently knock on the sleeping heart——"

Bang!
Hal Jordan, whose hands were tied with a yellow rope, was thinking about a question seriously.

As a world-famous superhero, the idol of his youth, and a celebrity who has been reported in the news many times.

batman.

Is there something wrong with his mind?
Bang!
Hal was hit on the forehead again, and he felt like stars were popping out in front of his eyes.

He saw that in the pouring yellow rain, his senior Sinestro had just tried to escape from the yellow envelope by dashing left and right, and then fell from the sky like a kite with a broken string.

Then five or six robots, all painted yellow, rushed up and sprayed a large pile of shit-yellow substance on Senito, which was similar to some kind of rubber-like thing, trapping him directly inside.

Originally, it was not impossible for him to escape with Sinestro's speed, but the yellow planes before attracted too much of his attention, and the fact that Batman was knocked to the ground by his slap also made him He had relaxed too much vigilance, coupled with the tasks assigned to him by Ganser, and the death of his friend, mentor, and brother-in-law Abin Sue. Due to various factors, Sinestro did not go all out.

Therefore, the experienced "Greatest Green Lantern in History" was overturned on Earth.

Bang!
Hal received another blow on the forehead. He couldn't bear it anymore.

"What are you going to do, Batman? If you want to kill me, just say so and stop hitting me on the head with a crowbar!"

Hal's head was so dizzy from being knocked that his eyes were double-imaged: "Can you please say something? Stop knocking!"

Chen Tao was also anxious.

I've clearly knocked you two down, so why hasn't Alfred Protocol spit out a new Batman?

In the past, he was relatively casual in acquiring Batman. Firstly, he could solve most problems by relying solely on his own planning, without relying on the Alfred Agreement. Secondly, it was also his self-analysis and subconscious thinking. Thinking about retiring and resisting the full exploitation of the Alfred Protocol.

However, since the incident with Brainiac, the enemies he has faced have become stronger and more dangerous than the last. For now, his own plans are no longer enough to fully cope with the situation.

Due to his excessive kindness, the disappearance of Cyborg left his plan without the most critical lever. In addition, he tried to find a replacement, but repeatedly hit the wall. Therefore, Chen Tao began to actively try to explode gold coins for the first time. .

"Come out, why don't you come out..."

However, even though he had completely defeated Hal and Sinestro at this time, the Alfred Protocol did not respond in the slightest and did not give him the Batman that he should have been.

"Give me your ring! It's mine! It's all mine!" Chen Tao snatched Hal Jordan's ring and put it on his hand. He tested it carefully, but even if he did such an excessive thing, Despite his actions, Alfred Agreement still showed no reaction at all.

Chen Tao stood up from Hal and hit Sinestro, who was glued into a ball of gluten and watching the show, on the head with a stick:

"Old stuff!"

Still nothing came out.

"Batman, you defeated them, let's talk now." Amanda Waller's voice came from the headset, but Chen Tao cut off the call directly.

He tried to manipulate the Green Lantern Ring to forge something, but the Ring was just as deaf to his commands as its two masters.

The former ring master is still alive!
Chen Tao put Amanda Waller's nonsense behind him and concentrated on the experiment again.

He whipped Hal with a leather whip until he was like a maggot writhing on the ground.

There's no way to trigger Alfrey's protocol.

Repay with military body punch.

Useless.

Hal on the ground was beaten until he was dizzy: "You..."

But even so, he still exerted force, and then the green light ring on Chen Tao's finger emitted a burst of green light, and he was able to return to his master immediately——

Then it was hit by yellow raindrops and lost its power again.

Hal loosened his tense muscles in despair, and it was useless to summon the green light ring no matter how hard he tried. Under such a rain of yellow paint, the yellow defects were magnified to the maximum.

"Good, good. Your name is Batman, right? You have defeated us now, what are you going to do to us?"

Sinestro said: "You defeated the greatest Green Lantern, an amazing achievement, but..."

But before he could finish his words, his mouth was blocked by a big shit-yellow thing wrapped around his body, as if it was alive.

Shit yellow is also yellow. Although the color is a little off, it can still be seen that enough yellow pigment has been added to this big lump of shit yellow, which does not prevent it from triggering yellow defects.

"Brother, you must have vented enough anger." Hal raised his head with stars in his eyes: "God, I have never received such a terrifying beating in my life. Okay, I know that Sinestro and I have some differences." Too arrogant."

While he was talking, he saw Batman raising the yellow crowbar again: "No! I was wrong, stop, stop... just be normal!"

This sentence seemed to be effective. Hal saw Batman put down the yellow crowbar, which made him feel relieved: "Yes, that's right, that's it. We should sit down and talk."

But then he saw Batman pull out a yellow rope.

Hal looked at the rope stupidly.

"Ah, rope. Are you going to tie me up?"

Then he saw Batman put a rope around his neck.

Sinestro next to him was whimpering desperately, but he couldn't make any sound.

"What do you want to say, Sinestro? Ah, Batman is a superhero. He won't do anything too extreme. We will soon..."

Before Hal could finish his words, he felt the rope around his neck tighten suddenly, making him roll his eyes. While pretending to be stupid to distract the other party, he rubbed half of it on his hand, and saw that the yellow rope was about to break. The rope also stopped cutting completely following his struggling movements.

Next to him, Sinestro, who was wrapped in a big yellow pile of shit, had despair in his eyes and stopped whining.

There's no point in whining to attract Batman's attention now, and Hal has no chance of making a comeback.

He looked at Hal sadly.

He is Sinestro. He has dealt with wars between planets in the galaxy and universe, conquered and ruled one civilization after another, and he even managed his sector as orderly as a cage.

But at this moment, just because he underestimated an opponent on earth, he was about to die in this remote corner!

ho ho ho...

Hal was so stunned that he rolled his eyes.

After a long time, he felt the noose around his neck loosen, and then heard Batman's voice.

"I'll give you one last minute to say your last words. Then you can die."

"Hey, Batman, this is a misunderstanding. Sinestro and I didn't want to capture you here on the alien planet. It was just what he said casually, right, Sinestro?"

While showing off his glib tongue, Hal Jordan tried to continue to break the rope wrapped around his wrist. However, the next moment, he saw Batman appear in front of his face, and before he could react, More hemp ropes were wrapped around his wrists.

"Stop trying these little tricks, you're dead today, I said so."

He heard Batman say: "You have 40 seconds to say your last words. Trust me, I will do it for you."

"Wait, we have to..." Hal was about to speak, but was interrupted by Batman.

"Are these your last words?" "25 seconds," he said.

Hal's eyes glazed over.

He didn't understand why he was so confused that he was about to die, but looking at Batman's expression, he was sure that he was not joking.

"My last words..."

Facing the rope that Batman had put back on him, he was a little dazed, but still said:
"My last words were... I loved Carol, even though I wouldn't admit it. But I always loved him, ever since I was little, and I didn't know if she felt the same way."

He said: "I blame Karl Ferris for my father's death, and my anger is always roaring in my heart, but I know that my father's death was an accident, and they cannot be blamed for it..."

"10 seconds."

"I used to indulge in unnecessary anger and always forgot to cherish the people around me. If you ask me what I regret most..."

Hal said: "Tell Carol that I love..."

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
But before he could finish speaking, his neck was tightened again.

Hal desperately twisted his hands that were tied behind his back, and the feeling of imminent death suddenly surged into his heart.

After the shell of will faded away, the fear in my heart began to rise little by little.

Batman seemed to be enjoying this process. He did not use all his strength to tighten his neck, but gradually deepened the strength bit by bit, allowing Hal to return to the world no matter how he wanted to, but was caught by the yellow The hook drags the soul to hell.

"No no no..."

Chen Tao pinched the ring in his hand.

Before Hal almost passed out, he loosened the rope around the other man's neck.He looked at Hal with a gloomy face.

Failed.

If he continues to strangle Hal, he will really strangle Hal to death. I don’t know why he can’t use the other party to trigger the Alfred Protocol. What is going on?

But the most important thing now is to make up for the relationship between them. Since Alfred can't count on it, he can only rely on his own plan.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Chen Tao laughed and helped Hal up from the ground, and dusted him off thoughtfully.

Hal Jordan lay on the ground coughing wildly, almost vomiting out all the acidic water in his stomach. He wanted to rush forward and fight Batman right now, but his reason told him that this was definitely not an excellent option.

"You almost killed me, are you crazy?!"

"Hey Xiu Xiu, am I kidding you?" Chen Tao patted him on the back repeatedly: "I didn't mean to harm you at all, you have to believe me."

He smiled as he explained, thinking he looked normal, but in Hal's eyes, the other person looked completely insane.

Batman was still chattering.

"See? If I were really your enemy, you would be dead by now."

He asked Hal Jordan: "What did you learn from this?"

"What did I realize?"

Hal blinked.

Chen Tao also blinked.

Well, actually, he hasn't made up the details yet.

"I-I realized what a piece of shit!"

Hal was almost furious.

"you……"

"No, no, no, this is a trial." But before he could finish his words, Batman covered his mouth. Chen Tao's mind was racing, and then he started to talk nonsense.

"All the misfortunes in this world are caused by the lack of ability of the person involved. You see, if you could defeat me, you wouldn't have been nearly strangled to death by me. Fortunately, it was me, Batman, who defeated you today. If it were The real enemies, you will all die.”

Then Hal heard Batman say: "Not only should you not blame me, but you should thank me. I taught you a solid lesson!"

"..."

Hal calmed down a little.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to make sense.

But then his face darkened and he couldn't help but become even more angry.

Makes sense what a ghost!

"Do you take me for a fool?"

However, at this moment, the voice of Alfred Agreement rang in Chen Tao's ears.

【warn!warn! 】

[It has been detected that you are holding an anchor prop: Hal Jordan’s stolen green light ring]

[Introduction: The ring was taken away from the strong-willed Hal Jordan while being brutally beaten. However, as a man with the potential to become the greatest Green Lantern, even if he fell into a near-death state, he could not shake his steel. Such a heart.However, the situation immediately changed when he realized that his persistence was meaningless.You might be able to use it to summon Batman from some alternate universe. 】

[However, the existence that was summoned because of the provocative prickly head, could it be that he was a submissive guy? 】

["What? After doing this for a long time, you told me that you were testing me?"]

[Transformed crisis energy: 146]

【warn!Downloading targetable Batman files! 】

【Darkest Knight】

[Danger level: B-]

[In the parallel universe Earth 32, Abin Sue chose Bruce Wayne, who was fighting crime in Gotham and was bruised and bruised, instead of Hal Jordan as his successor, making him a member of the Green Lantern Corps. 】

[However, although Batman joined the Green Lantern Corps, he did not completely give up his mission and philosophy as Batman.Even though he dyed himself green, Bruce Wayne never thought of himself as a Green Lantern. 】

[He has a different perspective and stance from other Green Lantern Corps members. 】

[He is more concerned about the problems and crises on earth rather than the problems in the universe.He prefers to use his own wits and skills rather than relying on the power of the Green Lantern Ring.He adheres more to his own principles and methods rather than obeying the rules and orders of the Green Lantern Corps. 】

[Such an attitude and behavior caused Batman to encounter countless obstacles in the Green Lantern Corps. He lacked trust and cooperation with other Green Lantern Corps members and the Guardians of the Green Lantern Corps. Instead, he was full of confrontation and even outright rebellion. His connection with the ring was also inconsistent. not perfect. 】

[Although he didn't win the title of the greatest Green Lantern of all time like Hal Jordan, he still won another honor:]

[The greatest Green Lantern stab in the head in history]

(End of this chapter)