What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 251 Superboy Connor and his mother Lex Luthor
Chen Tao carefully observed the smile on his face.

This is a very sunny, very naive smile, very contagious, when you observe it, you will even want to follow it and slightly raise the corners of your mouth.

"Awesome, a real clown needs laughing gas to make others laugh with him." Chen Tao murmured to himself in a low voice: "The clown did it with just a sunny and cheerful smile!"

At this time, his face had turned completely pale, and the sunny smile that stretched from ear to ear was solidified on his face, but it did not make people feel scary at all.

"It's not good. I won't be smiling every day." Chen Tao touched his face.

You can’t introduce it to others in the future: This is Batman, the greatest hero in the world. Oh, he smiles so happily.

What if I go to a funeral someday and everyone else is mourning in silence, "He is worthy of the name of a hero" and he is the only one wearing a smiling face. Is this appropriate?

Chen Tao winked and worked hard for a long time, and finally the almost solid smile on his face disappeared.

In fact, it's not that he can't switch freely like turning his head into a car computer, but the point is that smile is a natural expression of human beings, which is completely different from turning into a big dinosaur or a car. a feeling of.

If we have to say the difference, turning into a car computer is like raising or lowering an arm naturally, while.Removing the smile from your face feels like raising an eyebrow alone. I'm afraid it will take practice to switch quickly and freely.

He held it in for a while, finally getting rid of all the whiteness on his face, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked through the information that the Joker had left for him for a while, and then turned his attention to the metal cabin that produced a corpse.

A device used by Joker to instill memories into his clones. Although it turned out that the clones could not accept Joker's memories, Joker's plan failed, but he still moved away first.

Then he looked at the other furnishings in the Clown Cave for a while.

The cloning petri dish prepared by the Joker for his cloning and resurrection plan... it should contain the genetic information of the Joker, as well as two embryos that are not fully developed.

Move away.

Hey, are there some leftover raw materials for making laughing gas?Just use these remaining raw materials to synthesize some laughing gas.

Soon, many of these half-finished products were already completed by the Joker, and the most complicated and time-consuming steps had been completed.

He just needs to adjust it a little more...

Chen Tao continued to collect like a burglar for a while, and finally collected everything that could be used.He packed everything up, slung it on his back, and took one last look at the clown hole.

His eyes lingered on the blood-stained Harley Quinn uniform, as well as the words written by Night Owl on it.

Crime syndicate...

Night Owl, right?

The smile will never die.

It is an idea, an idea that can be passed down, an instinct.

He will help the Joker reunite with his old rival...

Someday.

Passing through the magical portal again, Chen Tao appeared in the Vault of Eternity, a multiverse transit station accessible through Shazam's magical fortress, the Rock of Eternity.

He walked to a certain wall, synchronized with the Bat Mage, and whispered some spells learned from the Shazam Magic Book.

Soon, the place where Superboy-Prime was imprisoned appeared before his eyes.

His eyes met those red ones.

"It's you...Batman."

Chen Tao heard Superboy Supreme speak first: "Let me out, you must be in some trouble, right?"

Pretty.

To the point, straight to the point.Chen Tao looked at each other, who said that the Superman family is not smart?It’s just that people don’t like to use their brains.

Look at Superboy Prime, he is obviously so strong, but when trapped, he will still seek an opportunity to escape by selling his own strength.

"Let's make a deal, Batman. As long as you let me out, I will help you solve the crisis you are facing now. No matter who it is, I can help you defeat him. Then we will go our separate ways. . You can continue to be your superhero, while I will find a way to go home, to my homeland of Origin Earth. Let’s stay on the same page.”

Chen Tao wanted to cheer him after hearing this.

If he hadn't read the comics, he would have almost believed it.The essential logic of Superboy-Prime's so-called "returning to his hometown of Origin Earth" is "Wow, I really miss the courtyard house. Let's blow up this building and build a courtyard house on the ruins!"

"Why don't you ask me who I want you to deal with?"

Chen Tao was a little unwilling to give up.

"No matter who it is, I can help you defeat it." Superboy Supreme said: "The Eternal Parliament should have recorded my power."

He said: "And I don't need to ask who the enemy is. So come on, let's make a deal. If you are worried, you can even engrave contract magic on me and then release me."

Hearing what Superboy Supreme said, Chen Tao's eyes became colder again.

He had read the comics, and he knew very well that Superboy-Prime's abilities were basically those of Silver Age Superman.

(Note: The Silver Age of DC Comics lasted from 1956 to 1970. All the superheroes in this era were very powerful, and there were many outrageous and powerful settings, second only to the Golden Age.)
Contract magic?Isn’t it a joke what kind of contract magic can work on Superboy-Prime?
Superboy-Prime has only two weaknesses, one is the green kryptonite from the Origin Universe, and the second is the red sun.

Magic is as ridiculous as playing house in front of him, so Superboy-Prime's suggestion of contract magic at this moment is completely toying with him. It's really stupid to set up contract magic and then release it. I'm afraid it's not a meeting. In the first second, I took a shower with thermal vision.

"I can help you with many things. Once the contract is over, I will turn around and leave..."

Superboy Supreme is still trying to make the other person's heart flutter: "I can..."

Then he saw Chen Tao showing him a polite smile, and then took out two bottles of green stuff with his left hand. They were the two bottles of enhanced laughing gas that he had just quickly synthesized using the remaining raw materials in the Clown Cave. .

He directly took out two bottles of laughing gas and sprayed a large cloud of mist on Superboy Prime's face, but he couldn't do anything to the other person, and the corners of his mouth didn't even raise at all.

Chen Tao sprayed it twice more in disbelief, but the final result was the same.

"What are you doing, outsider? I want you to help me, I need you to free me, not feed me..."

Chen Tao just looked at Superboy Supreme who was stuck on the wall of origin. Didn't the drug laughing gas have no effect on him at all?

Chen Tao made a decision immediately.

"goodbye!"

The portal to the Eternal Vault suddenly disappeared, leaving only the hysterical curses of Superboy-Prime echoing on the endless wall of origin.

Chen Tao closed the door and squinted his eyes.

Superboy-Prime can indeed take advantage, but obviously he can't when he's sober.The opponent is hopeless and extremely resistant to drug resistance. The enhanced laughing gas prepared by the Joker has no reaction at all against him.

His body naturally resists these things that may cause damage to his body. From a biological standpoint, all messy forces can only slide to the knees.

unless……

Unless something can give him strength, it can interfere with his mind and make him crazy.The sane Superboy-Prime will only say "I'm going to kill you all", while the crazy Superboy-Prime will be a target to be exploited, rather than a strong reinforcement who goes on to kill his teammates first.

And Chen Tao has already thought of something that can achieve this goal:
The Red Light Ring of Anger.Superboy-Prime is already angry enough, but this kind of ring can make him even more angry, and his IQ will plummet, and then add some fierce stuff...

But for now, he has to find a way to contact Atrocitus, the future leader of the Red Lantern Corps.

But this needs to be considered in the long term.

Chen Tao thought about it.

He looked down at the watch on his hand.

He now has another thing to do before going to Atlantis.

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Drip, drop, drop——

metropolis.

Luther's extended Lincoln was parked on the side of the road. He rolled down the window, revealing his shiny bald head, and looked at Superboy Connor Carr who was surrounded by a large group of teenagers.

He coughed quietly:
"Get in the car."

A few minutes later, in the car.

"You're like all brand new products, so far all you've done is be smug, hang out with girls and..."

Sizzsssssssssssssssss... Super boy Connor boredly pressed the car window glass, letting him click it open and then close it again.

"Don't play with the car window!" Luther said.

Then he realized that this sentence sounded a bit like a housewife raising a child for the first time, so he let out a sudden breath.

"Have you read the newspaper?" he asked.

"Look, it's all over the street." Superboy Connor turned his head, not looking at Luther.

"And have you read it in detail?" Luther said. He took out a remote control from his pocket, and then revealed a car computer screen hidden in the ceiling in the extended Lincoln.

The above is the much-reported news about Batman. The headline is "Save the Hand family at Hand Funeral Home from alien monsters" and his extensive construction work to build the Justice League base.

Next to it was a small missing person notice, to the effect that the Hands were offering a high reward to find their son, William Hand, who was abducted by aliens. They wanted to see his body alive and dead.

Luthor turned another page, followed by reports on The Flash and Green Lantern.There are also promotional posters for the latest Batman movie.

On the poster, Batman wears a suit with eight-pack abs, and the shadows cast by his body surround Deadshot and Killer Croc.Then in the middle is the title of the film:

"Batman: Assault on Arkham"

"Cool, this new movie is cool." Superboy Connor said.

Page 3 shows a shipwrecked ship that was pushed back to the shore by a mysterious man, with the crew unharmed... After turning five or six pages, they finally saw Superboy's photo.

"Metropolis' Newest Crime Buster - Superboy"

"Wow, look, that's me." Superboy straightened up in his seat.

Luther switched the news to the next one expressionlessly.

"Superboy takes photos with teenagers on the street, the latest McFarlane 12:1 movable action figure toy is officially open for pre-order!" 》

"..." Superboy Connor said, "There must be something wrong with your public relations."

"You know what they call you? Superboy."

"But...I'm Superman."

"They didn't remember the title. Your positioning was supposed to be Superman's replacement after Superman disappeared. However, the whole promotion process was a disaster. When you are active on the screen like a clown, Bat Xia and the new heroes dressed in red and green received a lot of media attention.

"This has to be reversed," Luther said.

"I'm doing as good as I can," Superboy Connor said.

The first half of his sentence was normal, but the second half became a bit weird: "As a clone."

Luther was so angry that he let out a sigh of relief again.

He never knew that raising a child who knew nothing could be so tiring:
"Oh come on, so you're genetically modified, but who isn't? There's some DNA here, some there, and boom, you're born. Congratulations."

He saw that Superboy Connor still refused to talk to him, and finally lost his patience and pinched the other person's shoulders.

The first half of his sentence was normal, but the second half became a bit weird.

"The only difference between you and a natural child is that I invested more money to create you. If you always-"

Luthor turned back to his body, released Superboy Connor's shoulders, and continued.

"So, we have to change the way we market and make a comeback."

"What am I going to do?" Superboy Connor asked.

"Join the League of Heroes formed by Batman." Lex Luthor said: "There are rumors that the strongest heroes are meeting in alliance during this time, and they have formed a new alliance."

"And you are a teenage version of Superman. If we have proven that those marketing methods failed before, then the safest thing to do is to tie yourself to Batman."

Luthor said: "Restart Superman Project 2.0.01."

He paused, then continued.

"You'd better get Batman to accept you, otherwise the PR department will be busy all night again. You've had enough fun before, Superboy, and I didn't interfere too much with you. But now it's time to act like Act like a man."

At this time, the car turned a few intersections and suddenly became enlightened.

Superboy Connor sat up straight and saw a huge building spanning a large construction area, located there.

Then he heard Luthor say: "We're going to meet Batman, he has a job for you..."

Then Luther's voice also dropped an octave.

"Found me one too."

(End of this chapter)