What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 274: Russian matryoshka-style backstab, Batman holding Wonder Woman’s butt with his face

"Cyborg Superman, your goal is to capture Billy Batson's father, CC Batson, who is a spy lurking among us."

Chen Tao assigned the task as usual, and the expression on his face was exactly the same as when Martian Manhunter and Wonder Woman first came in.

Martian Manhunter sitting next to him listened to the words coming out of Batman's mouth, trying to keep his expression as tight as possible.If the clock on the wall hadn't changed, he would have thought he had traveled back two hours.

"...That spy has been lurking among us... extremely cunning and extremely evil. Only in this way... can he be captured... so this is the plan..."

"The alliance has decided that you will be the executioner for capturing CC Batson."

Chen Tao said: "When the time comes, you, Wonder Woman and Supergirl, will restrain CC Batson from behind. Martian Manhunter will be in charge of the control. In one fell swoop, you will be able to catch the machine... ahem, CC Batson. It's simple and clear. "

Supergirl is also trying to keep the expression on her face as tight as possible.

This passage sounds so familiar. I just changed my name. I really didn’t change a word, right?
Chen Tao patted Robot Superman on the shoulder: "Martian Manhunter will directly become the seat under CC Batson's butt."

Then he paused again, and then said in a very natural, taken-for-granted, extremely serious, ordinary, and premeditated tone:

"And I'll be the one underneath Wonder Woman's butt."

Diana's eyes suddenly widened.

From just now until now, she has been sitting quietly beside him, eating melon quietly, without even a single letter appearing in half an English word.

Even though Martian Manhunter was visibly stiff before, Wonder Woman still had the attitude of "I laughed because you don't understand Batman."

But isn't something wrong now?

eh eh? ? ?
But Chen Tao didn't seem to notice this at all, and continued without even stopping for a word: "Five people will work together, and we can capture old Batson alive in one go. I guarantee that he won't be able to run away." Can’t run away.”

Martian Manhunter:!
No wonder, no wonder.

No wonder it was just Green Lantern Hal who "had something to do and didn't come to attend." He was thinking just now, you see...

Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Cyborg Superman, CC Batson, Batman, aren't these already more than the 4 people they selected before?

At the beginning, only 4 people were called to do the work. As a result, one of the 4 people had to do other tasks temporarily, which led to a change in personnel. This change directly turned the number of people into 6. Isn't this not 300 taels of silver in this place? Isn't it possible? Arouse suspicion?

Turns out it was waiting here.

I have to say, this is an excellent strategic plan.As a Martian, Martian Manhunter can transform at will, and Batman obviously also has the ability to transform. The two of them are also the only two people in the alliance who have both the ability to transform and strong combat effectiveness.

And this is also a very good and counter-intuitive combat plan. Normal people would not think that the position under their buttocks would suddenly attack their buttocks, but instead focus more on the seatmate.

Batman himself has also become a seat, which means that "Batman" disappears during the mission. This will also greatly reduce the traitor's vigilance, which can be said to serve multiple purposes.

"Maybe we can swallow it inside the body beforehand..."

Martian Manhunter quickly changed his words mid-sentence. He almost revealed the kryptonite: "Some props specially designed to inhibit CC Batson's magical transformation and weaken its power."

Then he looked at Wonder Woman Diana: "Then Diana will tie it up with the Lasso of Truth. Now I know why you brought Diana. Every member will play a role."

"Yes." Chen Tao said seriously: "A careful and detailed plan, every link is interconnected."

Linked to each other, it means that spies will have targets they need to backstab.

But no one heard the pun now. Chen Tao continued: "Mechanical Superman, you are also an old member of the alliance. You have done a lot of good things among the people."

In fact, it's about building reputation.

Chen Tao continued: "It is precisely because I know that this matter is very appalling that I selected the person I trust most to help."

Wonder Woman originally wanted to voice her objection, but was suddenly blocked by the previous two sentences of "thorough and detailed, interlocking". At this time, she was sitting in her seat, staring at Chen Tao with big eyes.

Chen Tao pretended not to see it.

The mechanical superman had no expression on his face, but he was constantly weighing things in his mind.

Normally, he would have discussed it with another spy Supergirl immediately, but right now Batman was in front of him and he would not take the risk to communicate with Supergirl by any means, so he decided on his own.

He wants to kill CC Batson just like Batman said.

Yes, that's right, although Meditation Mite has already surrendered to Darkseid, the two of them even joined forces to play a fraud game, and now they have deceived the location of the outsider's parent box. As long as they obtain the right to use this thing , they would be able to send Darkseid directly to Earth, regardless of whether the outsiders had no intention of attracting Darkseid at all.

The point is, now that the position of the parent box has been surrendered, the value of the Meditation Mite is no longer that great.

As long as Darkseid can come to Earth, everything will be over.

Meditation Mite himself was stupid and let his spy be exposed, but he was different.

He's smart, he's not exposed.

If you can use a spy who has been exposed to continue to deepen Batman's trust in him, then it is definitely a good deal.

On the other side, Super Girl also had an expressionless face, and was also constantly weighing things in her mind.

After being controlled by Darkseid, Supergirl was completely a machine that considered Darkseid's interests at this time, and therefore made the choice that was in Darkseid's best interests.

Robot Superman has undoubtedly been exposed. Under such circumstances, it is better for one person to be exposed than for both people to be exposed.

Even though Batman's machine was too clever, it missed him after all.His desire for a good Robin clouded his judgment and ability to think logically, leading to this major oversight.

Meditation Mite and Cyborg Superman were stupid enough to expose their identities as spies, but she was different.

She's smart, she's not exposed.

If you can use two exposed spies to continue to deepen Batman's trust in him, it will definitely be a good deal.Whether it is CC Bardson or Robot Superman, he will eventually be her scapegoat.

So Supergirl ultimately didn't try to save Cyborg Superman, and Cyborg Superman didn't try to save CC Batson.

With Super Girl and Mechanical Superman finished, Chen Tao turned to look at Wonder Woman who was sitting there in a daze.

"Diana."

no response.

"Diana."

Wonder Woman was excited: "Uh, ah, um...is it my turn to ride you now?"

"……of course not."

Chen Tao said: "Listen to me, when CC Batson comes, you will sit in the driver's seat. You don't have to drive the spacecraft, so you just pretend. Then... like this... and then like this... "

"I will guide you through the entire performance." Chen Tao said, "I am sure you can do this."

5: 00.

CC Batson is here.

Unlike Supergirl and Cyborg Superman, two spies whose wills have been completely modified, CC Batson lost any self-awareness under the influence of magic, and everything he did was actually controlled remotely by Meditation Mites.

This is why after seizing part of Shazam's power, Chen Tao was convinced that he could interfere with the Meditation Mites through magic.

The connection between CC Batson and Meditation Mite is far closer than that between Darkseid and Supergirl.Cyborg Super and Super Girl are like brainwashed NPCs. Although they fight for Darkseid's interests, they generally have their own brains.

But CC Batson is a puppet, the kind that moves when the Meditation Mite pulls the strings.

So Chen Tao knew that on the surface he was facing Billy's father, but in fact he was facing the Meditation Mite thousands of miles away. Therefore, this last step was the most critical.

In the past, the opponent was afraid of alerting the enemy by not moving, but now everything is ready, the final battle will be triggered by one's own hands, and before that, it is a good time to eliminate all hidden dangers.

The Meditation Mite controlled CC Batterson and saw everyone looking at him as soon as he came in.

The spaceship stopped in the lobby of the Batcave, the cockpit door opened, and Wonder Woman sat in the driving seat that originally belonged to Batman. Supergirl stood beside them, and Mechanical Superman sat on their side. beside.

"Batman is in an emergency and can't participate in this mission, so now I'm in charge of everything."

Within a second of entering the scene, Diana endured the strangeness of the seat made of Chen Tao's nanorobot body under her buttocks, and allowed Chen Tao's nanorobot attached to her face to drive her expression.

"What are you waiting for? Come and sit down."

So CC Batson sat in the passenger seat.

Diana stretched out her fingers and relaxed her muscles as much as possible, allowing Chen Tao to stay on her body. The nano-robots that had blended into the color of his skin moved her arms and manipulated a lot of things that she couldn't even understand. instrument.

The hatch was closed, and the elevator platform under the spacecraft continued to rise, quickly pushing them into a tunnel that automatically appeared on the ceiling and pushing them toward the ground.

"Green Lantern Hal couldn't participate because of something else, so this time it was changed to the four of us, and I was the leader."

As Diana spoke, she was constantly thinking about another question in her mind.

Now even her mouth shape and the subtle movements of her throat are controlled by Batman's nanorobots attached to his body. So is she now completely wrapped in Batman?
What are the nanobots attached to her lips?Can this be considered part of Batman's body?
Although Diana was thinking wildly in her mind, she never stopped talking:

"When passing by sector 1083, he asked us to stop at that market... you know, I forgot the name for the moment, an interstellar market. Hal asked us to help him purchase some parts, so in addition to Outside of stopping there, we’re basically on the road most of the time.”

Under Wonder Woman's buttocks, Chen Tao's face was holding her buttocks, his expression full of seriousness.

What he said when he manipulated Wonder Woman was certainly not nonsense. No matter how much he said, everything revolved around a core principle:
See, everything is normal.

However, CC Batson, controlled by Meditation Mite, was not completely confused by this illusion and was not distracted by Wonder Woman's words.

He turned to look at the mechanical superman sitting behind him: "Seriously, you have a need."

He said in a joking tone: "Come on, I heard that you are a superman and can completely break through the atmosphere physically, and your half-mechanical body does not require you to sit in a spaceship. I originally thought you would not sit in a spaceship. Come leave Earth with us and greet me outside the ship."

Chen Tao immediately realized that Meditation Mite was a little suspicious. On the surface, he was asking "Why doesn't the mechanical superman fly" last time, but in fact there was only one subtext:
"Do we have to go by airship? Is there no other more convenient way?"

But he didn't ask it so directly. He first asked the question that the mechanical superman could fly.He wrapped it up, and then wrapped it again in a joking tone, but the essence of the question remained the same.

Chen Tao knew that if he hit Haha at this time, it would be bad, so he immediately interrupted the opportunity for him to continue to develop his imagination.

"Hahaha, this is a newcomer's idea, Mr. Batson. Each of the four of us can physically fly out of the earth. But what does that sentence say? 'Don't walk on your feet if you have the chance to ride on a mule'. The Alliance is very busy, The trains and planes have been taken away and we have to take mules, but it’s better than walking.”

That means: Look, so many things in our alliance that can enable fast space travel have been used by Batman to do other more important things. Didn't you see that even Batman himself is not present on this mission?It would be great to have a spaceship capable of space jumping!Don’t dislike the “mule”!
Using the metaphor of a mule and an airplane and a train, Chen Tao temporarily dispelled Meditation Mite's doubts. Chen Tao hurriedly manipulated Wonder Woman to pull the lever, leaving him no time to continue thinking.

"Let's go - have you ever built a spacecraft that can go directly to the sky and break the earth's gravity?"

Along with the rumbling sound, the spacecraft made a deafening roar.

And Chen Tao also controlled Wonder Woman, telling some information at the right time that was enough to attract the attention of Meditation Mite: "You know the lightning rod, it is a machine that can drain the speed force - what we are going to do this time ——”

This tone was carefully designed by Chen Tao.Not overly intimate, even with a touch of politeness and a somewhat businesslike tone.This is very consistent with a person's attitude towards work partners who are unfamiliar to him, but it is not overly harsh, otherwise it will cause alarm.

The point is... to create a sense of business as usual.

"Most of the guys in the League have their own missions, you know, there's a big war coming, and Batman always has a plan."

Chen Tao manipulated Diana into mumbling his future plans:
"When this matter is over, I plan to take a good rest and go back to Paradise Island...Does Mr. Batson want to take Billy out to make up for it?"

"Well, me?" CC Batson hadn't figured out how to reply, and Diana's topic began to switch again and again under the control of Chen Tao: "Hey, fasten your seat belt. Although we can all withstand acceleration, but If we accidentally fly out and hit a hole in the spacecraft, we will really have no choice but to go to the Ismot Star on foot... You should know how far there is, even teleportation magic can't reach it."

Diana babbled, feeling Chen Tao's nano-robot exert force on her from various positions on her cheek, and the weird feeling in her heart became more and more intense.

Chen Tao, on the other hand, was concentrating.Manipulating others to speak in this way requires absolutely a lot of computing power.

His purpose in manipulating Diana to say so much is to make the other party mistakenly think that Wonder Woman has its presence in the future plans and lives of the entire alliance, so that he will naturally think that today is a safe day.

The spacecraft flew into the vast space.

6: 00.

After several wormhole jumps, they had been traveling in the vast universe for nearly an hour.

The advantage of being far away is that it makes the target feel safe, which is a classic way of killing people halfway.

7: 00.

They arrived at the interstellar market mentioned before and bought a few parts as mentioned before.

All of these are constantly creating a feeling for Meditation Mite.

You see I'm still helping Green Lantern.

Everything is normal today, right?

8: 00.

During the several-hour journey, they gradually became familiar with each other.

Wonder Woman mentioned that he just heard at the interstellar market that there was something she wanted to buy in another market two galaxies away.

They could probably stop, buy something, and then leave, and that wouldn't take much time.

Look, everything is normal, right?

9: 00.

"We're here." Wonder Woman said to CC Batson: "You three, wait for me for a while. I'll buy something and I'll be back soon."

You see, I, Wonder Woman, also disobeyed Batman’s order for us to go do some errands, and found another interstellar market to stop and buy something on the way.

Everything looks normal to you, right?

look……

Are you still watching?

Just when Wonder Woman was making a move to get off the spaceship, Meditation Mite controlled CC Batson to take it for granted, at that most relaxed moment.

The mechanical superman suddenly strangled his neck from behind.

　Ok, I found py again!
　　Book title: "Magic!" 》

　　Introduction: Funny Magic Academy style, like this book, is a light comedy. The protagonist has a sharp mind and clear logic, and uses various weird methods to solve problems. It is full of jokes and laughs.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)