What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 415: Batman is the Lampbeast Bus (Quick Answer) The danger level increases

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Now Chen Tao only has this in his mind.

In fact, to be honest, Chen Tao doesn't mind becoming Ion Man.

Green Lantern's will energy is in the middle of the emotional spectrum, so it causes the least emotional distortion to the user, and the same is true for Ion Shark.

Compared to Parallax or other lantern beasts, becoming Ion Man not only has the power to be beaten to the ground by Superboy Prime without being beaten to death for a while, but can even bend time, space and reality, and exist in different places at the same time. See the structure and composition of things, and even read minds.

The only problem is that not everyone can become an Ion Man. The conditions for being possessed by an Ion Shark are as demanding as those for being possessed by a Parallax monster.

For the ion shark, if you can't find the right one, you will wander in the universe and won't accept half a bucket of water. Do you understand?

If you want to become an Ion Man, you not only need willpower, but also a very important requirement is that you must be eye-catching with the Ion Shark. This is a more abstract condition.

Even if Chen Tao used the method used by the Guardian of the Universe to force the ion shark, it only allowed the ion shark to reluctantly possess Bane. At this point, Chen Tao's actions are similar to Meng Ge's. Although his own abilities cannot meet the requirements of being used as a host by a lamp beast, he can force himself to be a host by forcing the lamp beast. Become a host.

Chen Tao was shocked when he saw that line, hahaha, what the hell, Alfred Agreement is crazy?

[Error, detection error, your danger level is C]

[Still wrong, A? Still wrong, S, still wrong, wrong]

Of course, the cost is that the power of the lamp beast host cannot be fully exerted. Not to mention compared with Inspector Haar and Ion Man Kyle, whether it is Mongo or Bane, at best, it is slightly better than Parallax Gunther. A slightly stronger level, but even so, it was enough for them to turn the battlefield around.

【whee! Wa hahaha! It's a crazy world, isn't it? Waking up in the morning is like crawling out of a giant marshmallow and finding that yesterday's omelet has become today's hot air balloon! 】

[Attempting to calibrate...]

At the same time, on Chen Tao's retina, a large number of silver-white fonts kept popping out like convulsions:
【warn!warn! 】

Since a host cannot satisfy my Ion Shark's willpower requirements for Ion Man, it is also not compatible with my strength and cannot allow me to exert strong enough power.

Chen Tao held his head, his eyes turned green, and green will energy spurted out from his ears and nostrils.

Chen Tao took a breath of cold air.

Chen Tao swims in such crazy thoughts all the time. These crazy thoughts have long become a part of him, and these thoughts are being passed on now?

Chen Tao refreshed his mind, and those emotions and crazy ways of thinking that he didn't know where they came from were swept into the trash can.

However, at this time, the Ion Shark, who found that he was at a disadvantage by his old rival Parallax Monster due to the host's drag, suddenly made an action that even Chen Tao had not thought of.

[Your danger level is ∞]

Although Chen Tao can't really do that, he can already clearly feel the various abilities of Ion Man.

Time that keeps moving forward can be bent repeatedly.

Ok? ? ?
The ion shark suddenly froze.

[Inject laughing gas into his body and watch him destroy everything he holds dear while laughing wildly. This might be a good plan. 】

Although Chen Tao knew that he might not have the strength to press these black and white keys and use them to piece together beautiful music, it was just like a blind man seeing the gorgeous world for the first time. It was also the first time for him to observe from such a perspective. this world.

Chen Tao's expression changed. The originally somewhat chaotic and mechanical silver-white color began to turn black, as if something malicious was thinking about his evil plan, and the content of his thoughts was turned into words and projected onto Alfred's agreement. .

[Wrong, wrong, still wrong...your danger level is B]

It's very simple. Didn't you, Bane, use the green will energy chain of the Guardian of the Universe to forcibly connect you and me together? Okay, so I use the same approach.

However, the line of silver-white fonts on his retina continued.

As the silver-white fonts turned black, Chen Tao felt that some crazy and frantic thoughts suddenly appeared in his mind, like...

So, if I want to defeat my old rival Parallax Monster, what can I think of?

[Please seize all the authority of any senior spokesperson of the power of magic elements... Please laugh wildly and murder a senior spokesperson, and...]

[Batman No. 52, your danger level is: D]

That's it?

[You have met the protection requirements corresponding to the hazard level]

[Calibration failed! Haha, haha, hahahahahaha...]

He was already very good at dealing with the negative emotions that arose after synchronizing with Batman. After completely loading the Joker, the Joker's crazy thinking became his trump card for contaminating other telepathic people.

Like some useless waste water.

Time, space, and reality were unfolding in his eyes like never before at this moment, like a perfect piano displayed in the living room with black and white keys arranged in an orderly manner.

Now it is bifurcated into two lines. The top is constantly trying to correct Chen Tao's danger level, and the bottom is constantly popping up the same description:
[Class C, Class B, Class A, ∞ detected]

【The red of all living beings? All things green? The blackness of decay? That's three donuts, or three chances to dance on the moon. die? what is that? Candy or poison? 】

【mistake! Huge mistake! Starting the self-healing process...recalibrating]

Reality is like a nine-square grid in a comic. He can smear it out and change the content he doesn't like at will.

The speed force of existence flows in invisible dimensions like fire.

Not only do I get to pilot Batman, I get to pilot Bane. As long as I drive both of them at the same time and make up for quality with quantity, I will definitely be able to...

[Batman of the same level as you is now ready to be loaded]

I found that this guy named Batman also has a very strong willpower. Although the degree of compatibility between him and me is not even as high as that of Bane, but his strength works wonders. The previous host couldn't help me fight the parallax monster, so I will another.

Can this be called crazy?

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[But it doesn’t matter, I’m already planning to destroy this world anyway! It's like putting ice cream in the sun and it either melts or turns into a super frozen laser gun! 】

Chen Tao smiled from ear to ear and touched his chin thoughtfully. He now feels that his senses are very developed, and time seems to have slowed down a bit, allowing him to quickly browse through the information appearing on his retina.

[Does it have to be interesting? Of course, it's like sliding on a rainbow or snoring on a star. Creativity is like a big balloon, sometimes it will fly higher than the sky, sometimes it will suddenly explode with a "bang", leaving your head covered with colorful confetti! 】

【Hahaha! I finally thought of it! I'm going to use the mind control abilities of Maxwell Lord and Brainiac to make everyone in this world treat each other as delicious cakes! 】【How interesting, how interesting! They are infected, hahaha! Oh~ The redness of all living beings eats itself~ The redness of all living beings is a big cake! ! ! 】

【Great! After finishing this, I want to share the appearance of the entire world to the entire multiverse, just like shouting in the forest, hoping that all the little animals can come and watch! 】

[This is a big statement, like putting a hundred fireworks on the cake, letting the whole world know that the game of destroying the world is sometimes like a grand circus, everyone is the protagonist, everyone Everyone has their own performance time! 】

【Woohoo~! Although I still haven’t recruited any new companions this time, I’m having so much fun - ah, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have... Wuwuwu, great Lord Barbatos~ I’m really too tired, It just took me a while ~]

(Note: The Barbatos mentioned here refers to the Dragon of the Dark Multiverse, the God of Bats, and the direct leader of the famous event "Dark Nights: Metal".)
Ok……

It seems like……

The Laughing Bat’s recruitment diary?
It looked like he was trying to recruit a Batman with the power of elemental magic in some dark multiverse to be a member of his Dark Knight Legion. However, for some unknown reason, he chose to kill that Batman and then completely destroy that Batman. Batman's universe?

Chen Tao frowned, a little confused, but the next moment, his memory was synchronized with the specific actions of the Laughing Bat to destroy those elemental magic powers.

"Use the Laughing Thought to infect all sentient beings with red magic? The Laughing Bat can also use magic? Oh, yes, Batman does have magic as a trump card. There is a high probability that this will work, but..."

Those emotions full of laughing thoughts and distorted thoughts continued to flow into Chen Tao's mind, and then he quickly swept them into the trash can.

[Warning...warning...repairing...]

Finally, those crazy blackened fonts began to slowly fade away, and the normal silvery white of Alfred's Agreement began to fill Chen Tao's retinas again.

[Your danger level is temporarily ∞, the detection is doubtful, so you cannot load any Batman of the same level]

But despite this...

Chen Tao felt the Ion Shark's manipulation of him. He felt that he had the ability to resist such control, just like a wire pulling him forward, but Chen Tao did not resist, but allowed the Ion Shark to do whatever he wanted.

The first person mobilized by the Ion Shark was the Ravager.

Silver-white particles refreshed on Chen Tao's body, and sharp bone spurs began to replace Chen Tao's smooth skin one after another.

Next in sync is the Red Death.

The red bat speed force filled Chen Tao's body in an instant, as if it was filled with oil.

At this time, half of the Green Lantern Corps' lantern beast Ion Shark was stuck to Bane's body, and half and the other half were stuck to Chen Tao's body. Ion Shark lowered his huge shark-like head and looked at Chen Tao with a bit of amusement. Dazed.

What's going on?

As for Chen Tao, more changes are still happening.

Just a few seconds later, Chen Tao's bat-dragon transformation from the red of all living beings appeared immediately, and then his face turned pale, and the clown's purple hair and flaming red lips also appeared on the dragon's face.

Ion Shark had just manipulated Batman to move a little when he saw the dinosaur opening its big mouth, and then...

Two heat vision beams as thick as light beams shot out from the eyes, shooting towards Meng Ge.

No, then why are you opening your mouth?
But this is still fatal. The devastation's heat vision is not the soft look of the speed bullet bat before. Like a huge scalpel, it directly hits the same part of the body not far away and enters Mongo's body, and part of the body is free. The parallax monster outside.

"hold head high!!!!"

Parallax Demon Mongo screamed in pain.

The heat vision also swept across his body, and the burning scorch marks were as frightening as if he had encountered a natural enemy.

He tried to manipulate Mongo to fight back. With his help, Mongo had gathered most of his body and re-reinforced it. Originally, Mongo's body was strong enough to confront Superman head-on. After receiving the power of the Parallax Yellow Lantern, After the enhancement, the strength of the light theory has reached a higher level.

But in the face of the heat vision emitted from Chen Tao's eyes at full power, Meng Ge soon became unable to resist again.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"

"How is this possible..." Parallax Monster was also forced to become a little anxious. This is not because his power is weaker than that of the Ion Shark, but simply because the host he controls is not on the same level as Batman when it comes to sex work. .

Parallax Monster felt like two people were fighting. They picked up a wooden stick named Mongo and a wooden stick named Bain from each other, and they had a good time playing ping-pong-pong. As a result, the other side unexpectedly picked up a knife from the ground.

According to Parallax Monster's opinion, what would happen if this knife could be used to produce flowers? It also occupies one of the Ion Shark's hands, which is of no use at all.

But who would have known that the opponent would spin the knife in his hand and suddenly turn it into a Gatling heavy machine gun? ? ?

What are these things?

Parallax Monster watched helplessly as Batman turned into a dinosaur. He was pinched by the ion shark in his hand and shook. Then the silver particles flashed and suddenly turned into a man with three pink lights on his forehead. The strange shape of the point appeared, and the next moment Mengge's head was shaken like a bell by the sudden huge mental shock.

Before Parallax could react to how to deal with Batman, he saw Batman suddenly transform into a giant with a bat hood and obsidian skin.

ha?
The Parallax monster opened its mouth full of fangs.

I'm super, Darkseid!
Darkseid is a multiverse-level god, and Parallax Monster certainly knows about his existence. Seeing such a version of Batman suddenly appear in front of him, Parallax Monster's brain almost crashed.

Then he saw Mongo under his control being hit by the Omega ray and turned into a withered skeleton on the spot.

Oh, of course, Mongo is still alive, and the power of the Blackness of Decay will repair him, and it will be difficult for him to die now.

But that's not what it says.

It’s all like this, what else is there to say?

What a ghost, Parallax Monster immediately made a decision:
A large amount of yellow light energy was released into the air by the Parallax monster through Mongo, and then...

In the roar of the ion shark, the Parallax monster poured all the intense yellow light energy into Chen Tao's body, and then he stretched out a jointed limb...

Since you control Batman and I can't fight you, then I will also possess Batman. Wouldn't the problem be solved?

And the Ion Shark obviously won't let the most powerful weapon in his hand be taken over by the Parallax Monster. So the green power of the two people was inserted into Batman's body first, and the yellow power was poured into Chen Tao's mouth and nose.

He kept going in and out, treating Chen Tao as a bus, getting on and off non-stop.

Chen Tao:......

"Enough!!!" he said.

(End of this chapter)