What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 563: The clown returns, the little girl laughs wildly, and the Justice League sieges the clown? (6800 words)
The chaos and mutations on the entire earth have been gradually wiped out with the return of those two-headed monsters. In the ruins caused by the sudden transformation, people crawled up from the ground with confused faces.

They had completely lost themselves, and the memories of their time as two-headed monsters faded from their minds, as if they had woken up from a dream but had forgotten why they had fallen into the dream in the first place.

They only had a vague feeling in their minds that they had once fallen in love with someone and then turned into a beast for him.

Most of the people felt that there was no place on their body that was not painful, as if they had been beaten by ten big men in turn. Those who found themselves in their original places were fine, but the unlucky ones were the drivers who found themselves intact in the ruins of their cars.

While they were driving, they suddenly turned into two-headed monsters with purple lights, then ran out of the car and flew directly into the universe to recruit soldiers for Batman. Naturally, their own beloved cars were crashed into scrap metal on the road because there was no one controlling them.

After turning into two-headed monsters, they returned to their positions before the transformation and squeezed out the cars that had long since turned into discus to create a hole big enough for them to fit in. Then they successfully turned back into mortal bodies and were trapped in the iron lump.

"My God, what on earth is going on?"

Amid the wailing, people noticed Batman appearing next to the confused crowd.

"It's Batman..."

"What's going on around here?"

"Oh my god, did anyone die?"

"It seems not... Hey, Katie, I clearly remember that you were hit by a car and died before..."

"Damn it, I'm not dead yet!"

Amid the chaos, Chen Tao first tore apart a few unfortunate people trapped in the wreckage of vehicles with his bare hands, and then stood there, thinking about how to explain these things to the public.

Of course he could just fly away, but he always felt that he should say something to the people at this time to explain his actions, because no matter what, he did force them to become batteries and free thugs without their knowledge.

But he didn't know how to talk to the people. Frankly speaking, Chen Tao was always busy with his own things, and the problems of communicating with the people were usually left to Martian Hunter or Amanda Waller to intervene.

He was worried that he wouldn't be able to answer the questions people asked. His battles with Superboy-Prime and the Anti-Monitor, which were like an hourglass or a spoon, obviously couldn't be explained in a few words.

"Fellow citizens, we have experienced an alien invasion..."

So in the end he could only describe what he wanted to say as briefly as possible, but fortunately, his words were quickly accepted by the people, and then cheers broke out.

“Can we take a picture with you?”

Some people even came up and tried to take photos with Chen Tao. They showed too much love for Chen Tao, which made Chen Tao feel a little uncomfortable.

Damn it, is this some kind of aftereffect of the purple light?

Amid the jubilant crowd, Chen Tao gave a speech that was completely plagiarized from his motherland, including "And you, my friends, are the real heroes!" Then he finally left the crowd that surrounded him and flew over. There were cheering crowds everywhere, which made Chen Tao feel creepy.

Although people lost the Purple Lantern, their favorable impression of him has been greatly improved. In addition, he is a famous superhero, which has led to such a warm star-chasing effect.

But now is not the time to be a native of the motherland on Earth, Chen Tao still has many things to do.

He flew out of the earth.

The two universes have gradually merged into a complete fortress. Before the Justice League wakes up, Chen Tao has a lot of things to do.

He first freed Parallax and Ion Shark from his body. Since he had been unable to use the power of these two lantern beasts, he had been using the skills of Caronna and Lantern No. 1 to tie them to himself and use them like two cows.

He first sealed both Lantern Beasts back into the Green Lantern Furnace he carried with him, then shook his body, and the form of the Purple Lantern Beast Plunder Beast appeared on his body.

After losing more than 3000 heroes, his appearance was no longer the huge dark multiverse dragon form, but after releasing the power of the lamp beast, his dragon-shaped appearance became larger again and grew various purple cuticles.

As he flapped his wings and flew, all the purple-light two-headed monsters in the two universes raised their heads at the same time and began to scream in unison:
"Ahhhhhhhh Batman I like you!!!"

"Commander-in-Chief Bat, we love you!!!"

"Batman Batman! Get into my body quickly!"

"Ah, I fell down, and I need a kiss from Batman to get up!"

The entire multiverse was in chaos, with countless brainwashed two-headed monsters acting hysterically and hideously. In the short period of time that Chen Tao didn't notice, some of them had even mutated for some unknown reason, and big mouths full of sharp teeth grew on their stomachs, emitting wild laughter.

These two-headed monsters even developed something similar to religion in such a short period of time. Chen Tao controlled these two-headed monsters through the energy of the purple lamp and saw through the entire universe at a glance. Some of the two-headed monsters were actually constantly imitating the scene of Chen Tao vomiting and diarrhea of ​​3000 heroes before -

Although they could not actually pull out a person, they were simply imitating, like priests dancing to imitate their imaginary gods.

But it was developing too fast. If he allowed these purple monsters to develop, who knows what strange things they would become. What was this, the same nature as the Violent Wolf Universe?

But soon, these monsters will return to normal.

As Chen Tao flew past, the purple light rings fell off the monsters' fingers one by one, and then the power of the red of all living things also faded from their bodies.

Chen Tao ordered them to return to the positions before they were possessed by the Purple Lantern Ring and the Red Power of All Living Beings. Since the Red Power of All Living Beings could repair their injuries caused by possession, many people who were killed just before being possessed but not yet dead would be resurrected, such as the mission targets who had been killed by the Deathstroke.

This will ensure to the greatest extent that no one will die because of Chen Tao's behavior of borrowing their power.

For Chen Tao, this is the most important thing.

As the number of two-headed monsters in the universe decreases, the resistance of the predatory beasts to Chen Tao is also increasing. Chen Tao is not a natural love saint. The reason why he can control them perfectly is that the predatory beasts rely entirely on the crazy and twisted emotions of these two-headed monsters to act as a leash.

Now that the dog leash was gone, the plundering beast naturally planned to leave Chen Tao——

Of course, his final destination is the lamp stove that Chen Tao had prepared long ago.

After the swaying Batman spends a little time traveling between the two universes to fix the mess he created, he finally returns to his starting point:
Earth.

Chen Tao’s next stop is the Star Laboratory.

The entire Justice League should have been placed there by Killer Croc from the Red Realm of All Living Things that had just been resurrected. This included the Flash Barry Allen who had been separated from Chen Tao not long ago and used the authority of the Dragon of the Dark Multiverse to weave his destiny when Chen Tao still had the power of more than 3000 heroes.

He planned to visit everyone and check if there were any problems with their health, um...

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metropolis.

The family is having a funeral.

Their funeral was originally halfway done, but before the meal was even served, they all turned into two-headed monsters and went off to save the universe, laughing wildly.

Now that they are back, all family members are there, and there doesn't seem to be any other changes.

All the people in the world did something together, and then returned to their original positions. It was just like the home quarantine during the epidemic. At the level of social relations, it seemed that time did not flow.

After realizing this, and after a brief period of turmoil, the funeral went on as normal.

The deceased was the wife of a couple and died of an acute heart attack.

In the cemetery, the body had been buried and the coffin was placed in the grave.

The husband gave a speech on the stage, while the couple's daughter sobbed quietly outside the makeshift mourning hall set up in the cemetery.

Transforming into a two-headed monster briefly interrupted her crying mood, but she continued crying after she came back.

But soon, the little girl stopped crying, because a blue portal appeared from the void in front of her, and soon a strange man in a hood walked out from behind.

"?" The little girl raised her head and stared blankly at the strange hooded man.

At this time, most of the relatives gathered in the mourning hall, and it seemed that only the little girl witnessed the space teleportation scene.

Then another hooded man walked out of the space gate, and then another.

Two of the three hooded men came out and left the mourning hall without saying a word, without even talking to their companions.

But one of the hooded men walked up to the little girl.

The brim of his hood was pulled down very low, and the little girl couldn't see his expression under the hood for a moment, nor did she know who he was.

But the little girl noticed that the three hooded men were holding a stick in their hands.

At this time, the hooded man squatting in front of him raised the stick and said to the little girl kindly:

"Oh my, whose funeral is this?"

The little girl was a little scared. She instinctively didn't want to answer the words of this strange uncle in front of her, even though the other party's voice was very kind and polite.

She turned her head and wanted to call for her father loudly, but then the hooded man in front of her gently slammed the stick in his hand to the ground. Then the little girl felt as if a hazy vapor was coming out of the world, as if some unknown giant had erased a frame in the comic book where it might appear.

Answering the other person's questions doesn't seem to be something that should be done.

So she said honestly: "Woo woo, it's my mother, my mother is down there... I put a candle in her box to keep her company, she never liked the dark. I... I wish my mother was still alive, but my father told me that she was dead, woo woo..."

As the little girl spoke, she began to feel sad and burst into tears.

"Good boy." The hooded man said.

So he gently took the little girl's hand. Strangely enough, once he started pulling the little girl's hand, she stopped crying and followed him obediently, like a tied robin.

Then the hooded man pulled her into the mourning hall and walked straight towards her husband who was still giving a speech and many relatives who were in silence.

"Who are you? The list of relatives..."

A family member tried to come up and ask, but then the hooded man raised the stick in his hand, and the man immediately stood there in a daze, not saying a word.

Then he jumped directly onto the makeshift podium and kicked his husband down before he could finish his speech.

This caused quite a big commotion, and the entire funeral was thrown into chaos by this sudden behavior. Many young men in the family rolled up their sleeves and jumped onto the podium, wanting to teach this lunatic who caused a scene at the funeral a lesson.

With such a large family, they could hold such a grand funeral. They were not ordinary people in the metropolis, but families with a certain influence in the community and neighborhood. The guys cursed, but soon they could no longer curse.

The hooded man let go of the little girl's hand, leaving her standing there blankly. He then raised the wooden stick in his hand and pointed it directly at the coffin in the grave not far away.

"Roar!"

At the moment of alert, there was a creepy roar. The wife who had just been buried kicked her own coffin lid away with one foot. Her originally pretty face had turned into the blue color of a zombie. The wife zombie crawled out of the coffin upside down, and then jumped towards the many relatives present.

"God!"

The scene was suddenly in chaos. Only the people of Gotham carried guns with them. In Metropolis, no one would carry weapons with them, especially at a funeral. They were not a mafia family.

The wife pounced on her husband, then pressed him to the ground and kissed him madly. Blood was everywhere, gushing out like a small fountain.

The little girl was frightened by this sudden change and burst into tears. She seemed to be out of some kind of control and jumped directly under the podium, but her legs were weak and she could only cry.

"Let me think about it..." The hooded man stood there, acting as if he was thinking. Then he waved the stick again, shaking it and pointing it at the little girl:
"Hah! Wild Laughter!"

The little girl burst into laughter immediately.

It only took a second for the little girl to feel complete happiness.

She laughed wildly toward the sky, and then out of fear, she desperately ran out of the mourning hall, laughing wildly as she ran:
“Hohohohohohahahahahahaha!!”

The little girl ran away laughing wildly, and her mother, the wife who was turned into a zombie, followed behind her. The hooded man kept chasing them from behind. When he saw the relatives with sad faces next to him, he waved the stick and used the so-called laughter technique on them. The hooded man laughed wildly while doing this:
"Hahahahahaha, your mom is really back to life! Are you happy?"

Surrounded by the laughing little girl and many of his relatives who had transformed into laughing men, the hooded man's hood finally fell off, revealing his true face with green hair and pale skin.

"Hahahahaha, everyone should be happy! Why don't you smile!"

He held up the stick in the reflection of the sun, and the people who were completely trapped by his crazy smile realized that it was not an ordinary stick, but a weapon similar to a scepter.

And most of them know who holds this scepter.

There was a time when the Joker was almost synonymous with Batman's biggest opponent in Gotham. But after the Bane incident, the Joker disappeared from Gotham City until today.

"Oh, my goodness, dear audience friends! My elbows are sore from being away from the center of the stage for so long. Oh, and please note that it is not the sour smell you emit."

At this time, in the audience below, most of the guests had collapsed on the ground, laughing hysterically until their jaws were dislocated. Many guests were bitten by the wife zombie and then turned into zombies as well, standing there staring blankly at the clown's crazy speech.

"But with our return, the grand banquet will begin! We will no longer hide ourselves and step onto the world's stage, making everyone the best laugher!"

The clown who called himself the Laugher stood on the stage, screaming and laughing wildly, then he jumped off the stage and poured concentrated sulfuric acid that he had prepared on the crowd until...

"It's time to run away, hoohaha, hoohaha, hoohahahahahahahahaha!"

The Laughing Clown took the innocent little girl who was still laughing wildly and soon disappeared behind the corner of the street.

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"surprise?"

Chen Tao tilted his head and looked at all the members of the Justice League in the ward in confusion.

After their bodies were repaired by the Red of All Life, most of the Justice League members no longer had any major problems. Only companions like Barry Allen, who had merged with Chen Tao, were still lying in bed because of the speed force, and were even weaker than those who had died.

"What surprise?"

Chen Tao asked, and then without waiting for anyone to reply, he suddenly frowned.

brush!
His face suddenly darkened, and then he teleported in front of the still smiling Wonder Woman, stretched out his hand, and pierced the other's chest with one palm!

"Who dares to switch my alliance and use these fakes to... Mud Face???"

Chen Tao never thought in his life that he, who had used Mud Face to fool others for years, would one day be deceived by Mud Face.

He turned his head and looked at the other members of the Justice League whose expressions were frozen, and immediately realized that something was wrong.

He turned to look at the mud face on the table: "Want to explain it to me?"

He confronted Mudface and started to question him, but soon he heard his own voice in the ward:

"Now record, Batman secret file. Code name: my suicide note. To everyone who sees this suicide note, if the scene I arranged is not wrong, all surviving members of the Justice League should..."

Chen Tao destroyed the sound device left in the ward almost at the speed of the Red Death Devil, and then he grabbed Mud Face again:
"Tell me where the Justice League members are right now."

"Everyone must have guessed you'd ask that."

Even though Clayface was speaking, it sounded like it was recorded by someone.

At this time, Clay Face had transformed into millions of people, and his self-awareness had long since declined beyond recognition.

"Everyone is in Fiji now, and everyone wants to surprise you."

Chen Tao frowned. Fiji? Why there?

What's the point of you then? It's destroyed there.

As he thought about this, he took out the treasure of the Death King from his arms: the golden ball opened a golden portal, and then he took a step forward and appeared in Fiji.

Generally speaking, for teleportation within the earth, he would use this magic item from Atlantis instead of the three mother boxes which were a little slower in establishing portals.

Then he saw Fiji, which was supposed to be turned into a white land by the volcanic eruption, and even the islands were sinking...

Shining brightly in the sunshine of the new century.

All the members of the Justice League are there, Lex Luthor, Hal Jordan, Superman Clark Kent, Wonder Woman, and Shazam.

Countless A-Mojo robots and more than 2000 hideous-looking Green Lantern Corps members were helping. Chen Tao flew over and stared blankly at everything in front of him.

A large amount of sand and rocks were transferred in batches by the Justice League, which can be regarded as the American gods. They created this feat of land reclamation in front of Chen Tao.

More than 2000 Green Lanterns worked together to use their lantern rings to build cranes and suspension bridges, driving huge rocks and steel beams into the seabed to become the pillars of the island.

"Batman?"

Hal Jordan flew over and said, "Ah, I knew Clayface couldn't fool you."

"You guys..." Chen Tao was stunned.

“We are rebuilding Fiji.”

"No, that's not what I meant." Chen Tao said.

He pointed to a group of more than 2000 Green Lantern Corps members not far away, each of whom had a part of Parasyte and Doomsday's characteristics.

He knew that these modifications were the work of Lex Luthor, and that was why he felt a little guilty.

"Oh, them, they might have changed a little, so you can't recognize them, they are all those Green Lanterns, hey, Kilowog? Kilowog!"

Green Lantern Hal introduced Kilowog, the chief instructor of the Green Lantern Corps, to Chen Tao. Originally, he was an alien who looked like a hippopotamus. Now, he has sharp fangs, the ability to absorb energy like a parasite, and the iron body of Doomsday, and he still looks like a hippopotamus.

Chen Tao didn't expect that the communication between them would be filled with such a strange harmony and peace.

"We all know what you have done. You are a great man." Green Lantern instructor Kilowog said, "Luthor originally planned to organize us to serve as the resistance... but in the end we became the power to protect the universe, and now..."

Not far away, Wonder Woman, Superman, Martian Manhunter and others arrived together:

"Aha, you discovered it so quickly..." Wonder Woman said, "We were originally planning to give you a surprise. Poison Ivy will come over later and use the power of the green of all things to add green vegetation to these islands, but you discovered it first..."

She paused, then said in a low voice: "I...we all know that you have always wanted to retire, so I proposed...we all discussed it together and decided to keep the whole world safe without you, and then rebuild Fiji for you as a little surprise, so that you can enjoy a rare vacation..."

She said, then trailed off a little.

"... Anyway, that's it. You can take a break now, Batman." Superman Clark said beside him: "No matter what the danger is, we can always decide. This alliance will not be unable to function without you."

Of course, it is true.

When Lex Luthor appeared next to Hal Jordan and it seemed that there was no conflict between the two of them, Chen Tao knew that Lex Luthor had used his extraordinary eloquence to convince Green Lantern Hal Jordan of the importance of controlling more than 2000 Lanterns himself.

Well done, but still risky. If his eloquence wasn't good enough, what Chen Tao would see now would be a fight between Green Lantern Hal and Luther.

"We will protect cities around the world for you. Previously, the members of the Justice League took turns to protect Gotham City, and with the help of Nightwing and the others, it is still the same now."

Superman said: "As for you, Batman, you can rest peacefully on the Fiji we created for you until you no longer want to rest."

Wonder Woman said, "You're not going to turn us down, are you?"

Then the Amazon blinked her eyes, the most explicit way of pleading she could think of.

"Okay, of course." Chen Tao said, "And you won't encounter any troubles recently..."

But then Chen Tao frowned and put a finger on his temple.

Almost at the same time, Superman Clark's communication rang: "Someone is committing a murder in Metropolis... It's the Joker, he appears again!"

Chen Tao's frown deepened. He had to pay 12% attention to this extremely dangerous enemy, the Joker. And then -

"Don't even think about it." Wonder Woman, Superman, Green Lantern Hal, and Lex Luthor said in unison:

"We can handle the Joker."

(End of this chapter)