What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 588: The Supermen in this universe talk a lot of nonsense, Batman wipes out the Nonsense League

When Superhero Batman led Chen Tao and Bane to the Justice League Watchtower of this universe, Chen Tao had been thinking about a question.

When he first read the comics, he wanted to complain...

Facing Wonder Woman, whose body had been taken over by Hecate, the witch goddess of this universe, the other two members of the Justice League of this universe showed...

Amazing stupidity.

Chen Tao knew that the superheroes in the dark multiverse all had some small fatal flaws, which usually caused their history to deviate slightly from that of the main universe.

At the beginning, this universe's Wonder Woman was not completely swallowed up.

She sealed Hecate in her own body, but Phoebus, the Olympian god of fear in this universe, induced the US government to kill Wonder Woman's mother Hippolyta and her best friend Steve Trevor, which greatly shook Wonder Woman's mind.

Coupled with the death of the witch Circe, the witch goddess Hecate was finally reborn.

She first rushed into Olympus and tried to kill all the gods to absorb energy, but later discovered that the energy of the gods came from faith, and people now believed in superheroes.

So she made a plan to murder the heroes. She found all the Amazon warriors who were scattered around the world due to the attack on Paradise Island by the United States. She gave those desperate Amazons sweet promises with the face of Diana from Paradise Island. What happened next was obvious. The Amazon army following Queen Hecate directly captured the White House.

And it has come to this point, as the Batman of this world...

It's not even clear whether Wonder Woman Diana was possessed by Hecate.

The entire Justice League was in a confused state to persuade Diana. When they found that Diana had been controlled, what did Batman, the extremely smart and wise think tank of the Justice League, do?

He pounced on her, trying to kill Queen Hecate.

I don't want any bat armor, planes, or tanks. I just want to use my mortal body to beat a demigod to death.

Three shots later, the Batman of this universe was killed in an instant. Queen Hecate stabbed him in the neck with the spear he had snatched from the Amazon warrior next to him. If he had been fully prepared, he would not have died so easily.

The Flash hesitated and was killed instantly, along with a large number of superheroes.

The death of Superman later on is even funnier.

In this universe, the shortcomings of all Justice League members are infinitely magnified. As the strongest member of the Justice League, even with the debuff of low magic resistance, the Superman of this universe may still be the only superhero who can confront Queen Hecate head-on without being killed instantly.

He even punched Queen Hecate so hard that her nose bled, and threw her out of the White House and off a cliff.

And at this critical moment, he started making mistakes again.

Superman in the main universe: When we encounter a villain, we must first beat him to his knees, make sure he is no longer a threat, and then reason with him. If the other party does not listen, I will knock him to the ground, make sure he is no longer a threat, and then reason with him.

Superman in the main universe likes this combination of punches very much. When facing a group of murderous vigilantes [The Extreme Heroes Alliance], he even deliberately disguised himself as a villain to defeat them and teach them how terrible it is to set up a court without distinguishing right or wrong.

But no matter what, the main universe Superman always beats people before talking to reason.

But the Superman of this universe is different: when I meet a villain, I keep talking nonsense to him. I obviously have the ability to defeat the other party, oh, yes, but I just don't do it.

I want to awaken the love in the villain's heart, and then make him stop fighting on his own. I want to defeat the enemy without fighting.

I clearly have the ability to defeat the villain, and the villain also has the ability to kill me, but I just don't have the slightest bit of vigilance. I don't knock the opponent down and then talk nonsense. Instead, I expose my weak points to the opponent and gamble my life on the truth, goodness and beauty in the other's heart!
When Chen Tao watched the show that year, he was deeply impressed by this Superman who talked so much nonsense. He had at least three chances to beat Wonder Woman down and then slowly find a way to wake her up, but the Bullshit Superman just kept talking nonsense and then tried to awaken the Wonder Woman in Queen Hecate to resist her.

The ending, of course, is that Queen Hecate killed enough heroes to absorb more powerful power, and then she pulled out the heart of the bullshit Superman with one claw.

Bullshit died because of talking too much bullshit. Generally, only villains will die because of talking too much...

Therefore, given Chen Tao's understanding of this cosmic superman, next...

"I'm fucking dying."

The Justice League Watchtower on Queen Hecate's world.

Chen Tao was among a bunch of colorful heroes. Since this dark multiverse was a reflection of the main universe "War of the Titans", most of the heroes were dressed in "pre-crisis" style, which was quite retro.

Simply put, it is colorful and quite flashy.

Chen Tao even saw the second-generation Blue Beetle Ted and the Golden Bomber from the dark multiverse in the crowd, looking at each other in a good relationship.

Retro, so retro.

But that's not the point, the point is...

"I'm going crazy, I'm really going to die, I'd rather fight the Anti-Monitor shirtless for 300 rounds than have this meeting again."

Chen Tao's eyes widened, and beside him, a large number of heroes cheered for the Superman on the stage.

The problem is, they have been cheering for almost an hour, won’t they be tired???

Oh no, most of these heroes are superhumans, and their stamina bars are indeed different from those of ordinary people.

Chen Tao's eyes widened. He had never attended a meeting with such a lack of information in his life.

He didn't understand. Superman just kept talking nonsense on the stage, pouring out chicken soup for the soul like truth, goodness and beauty, and then the heroes around him kept cheering like they had lost their minds. Even the animated movie version of Crisis on Infinite Earths was not that boring.

But Chen Tao was too embarrassed to interrupt the other party. Since he came to get the magicians of this universe to help, he should first gain the other party's favor, right?

He also has to help deal with the crisis in this universe to prevent the universe from being destroyed because he pulls people away, right?

He can't kidnap all the magicians by force, so he is not a superhero, but the Laughing Bat.

Chen Tao had a bitter face. Fortunately, he was not stupid enough to waste time. Instead, he made a dummy with a clay face and went to prepare to deal with Queen Hekate. He only left some nanorobots to monitor the sounds on the scene to prevent him from having to listen to the recording again if Caihuachao said something important.

But even if he was listening remotely, Chen Tao was almost annoyed.

"I think what he said is very good." Bain, who was sitting next to Chen Tao, smiled. If Chen Tao had not witnessed him meditating and communicating with the three major natural energies of the universe, this sentence would have been more convincing.

"Aren't you moved?" Bane said, "It's about courage, dreams and heroic moral acts." He looked at the nonsense speaker on the stage at a 45-degree angle, pretending to be serious.

Chen Tao's eyes widened. Damn Bane, he actually learned how to tease him?
How dare you!

At this time, the speech of Super Nonsense Man finally ended, and Chen Tao breathed a sigh of relief.

He remotely controlled the fake body made of mud face and nanorobots to turn slightly, moved a little closer, and listened attentively to the plan of attacking the White House occupied by Queen Hecate. "We must believe in Diana, believe that Diana can defeat the evil Hecate with her own will. This time we are not going to fight, but to believe in our teammates. We must use love and sincerity from the bottom of our hearts to influence Diana and give Diana power, the greatest in the world..."

Chen Tao is going crazy.

He resisted the urge to jump onto the stage and slap Cha Huachao in the face, resisted the urge to attack him, and calmed down a little.

He turned sideways again, and a space crack opened not far away. Chen Tao's real body rushed back at this time and replaced his empty shell.

The empty shell turned back into its original form, and Chen Tao finally no longer needed to remotely control the empty shell to listen to the situation on the scene.

The nonsense is still going on, skip it, keep skipping it.

The highlight is finally here.

"We can't choose to storm. Many of the Amazon warriors guarding the gate used to be our friends. We have to convince them, and then convince Diana after we get in."

Chen Tao waited for a while. At first he thought this was just an opening remark or a backup plan C, but then he realized that the other party had nothing else except this, and he couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand.

Until now, the League has not figured out that Wonder Woman has been controlled by Hecate, and this talk therapy plan...

All I can say is that in the comics they did manage to get past the Amazon warrior guarding the gate by using their face and words, and after perfectly practicing this, they died at the hands of Queen Hekate.

"If no one objects, then we will set out in a peaceful manner..."

"I object!"

Chen Tao raised his hand among the sparse crowd of heroes.

Superman is incompetent and has humiliated the country. It seems I have to step down.

To be honest, Chen Tao originally had no intention of going on his own. He originally thought that Super Batman would help him introduce himself, but he didn't expect that after learning more about it, Super Batman was just a thug in the league, similar to King Kong or Li Kui...

So simply put, he is not suitable to be a leader.

therefore……

He could only do it himself. He strode out of the crowd, and the superheroes looked at each other, then turned their eyes to the superhero Batman.

The other party began to introduce Chen Tao, and Chen Tao originally planned to use telepathic link to share his memories with everyone, but was stopped by the Martian Hunter of this universe.

Chen Tao understood that the other party's telepathic ability was quite strong. After all, as the mental defender of the Justice League, he couldn't let an unknown character connect to the heroes' brains at will, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous if the other party had malicious intentions.

Chen Tao was still very satisfied with this point. The Martian Hunter in this universe had basic safety awareness. This alone was enough to kill other people in the Justice League, right?
"...So that's what happened. His memory contains...We need his help to deal with Queen Hecate. She is now completely..."

"Stop, stop, stop. Stop for a moment."

A hero stood out from the crowd and walked to Chen Tao who was standing on the podium in the conference room.

Then he circled around Chen Tao twice and even reached out and pinched Chen Tao's arm.

Chen Tao:?
The other person's bowl cut, brown-red hair, and the Green Lantern uniform on his body reminded him of a person, a Green Lantern who did not exist in his dark multiverse but existed in the main universe.

Green Lantern, Guy Gardner, is known as the greatest Red Lantern. Although he is a Green Lantern, he once drove Atrocitus off the Red Lantern throne.

Then he walked up to Chen Tao and shook his finger at him in a mean way.

"You can not."

Guy Gardner pointed at Chen Tao's arm and covered his stomach. "Where did you come from, you villain? You fooled Batman. Why don't you pretend to be someone else? Why pretend to be Batman? Look at you. You are skinny and skinny. You are not as good as our Batman."

He waved to the superhero Batman not far away: "No matter how much you look at me..."

When Chen Tao heard this, he was struck by lightning.

Thin... skinny and dry?
Is this... is this talking about me?
Chen Tao was in a frozen mode, and then Guy Gardner, who was jumping around, had the audacity to scratch his chin: "Where are you from, villain? Do you want to come to the Justice League to change your diaper?"

Chen Tao clenched his fists. He knew that the heroes in the Dark Multiverse would magnify his weaknesses and reduce his strengths, so this Dark Multiverse version of Gai completely inherited and magnified the main universe Gai's annoying personality and terrible recklessness. All of this was reasonable, and he couldn't attack him just because of this.

"Hey, you still want to fight me? Come on, come on, fight me here!" Guy Gardner said incessantly: "I can tell at first glance that you are a liar. On the contrary, the strong man next to you is quite strong..."

Chen Tao took a deep breath and gave him a forced smile: "Can you..."

"Hey, do you want to join the Justice League? As long as you are a good person, the League can help you pay for your social security..."

Then his words were suddenly interrupted by Chen Tao.

"Listen, you're not even allowed to sneeze without permission."

"Ha, what are you talking about stupid-"

With one punch, Green Lantern Guy Gardner didn't have time to activate his Green Lantern Defense before he was knocked 365 degrees in the air.

He fell straight to the ground with a thud like a corpse.

The nonsensical person next to him saw this but did not do anything to stop it. Instead, he continued to talk nonsense:
"Ah, peace is the most important thing, peace is the most important thing, don't use violence in anything."

Chen Tao stopped talking nonsense.

While Nonsense Superman was still talking, Chen Tao had already flashed around. Nonsense Superman had obviously realized it, but he was still stubborn: "Don't do it, it will only cause..."

The next second, Chen Tao poured a large amount of kryptonite directly on his head. Fei Huachao covered his neck and fell to the ground with a bang.

Then he turned his head and looked at the other superheroes in the hall, revealing a...

The corners of his mouth were stretched all the way to his ears, and he looked sunny, cheerful, peaceful and kind.

smile.

But from the other party's perspective, he was probably emitting red light.

(End of this chapter)