What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 62 Schedule
Frankly speaking, this is the first time Penguin has visited the Batcave.

For most of the past years, his communication with Batman has been divided into two steps:

Step 1: Batman bursts into his office and beats him until he passes out without further ado.The process was extremely rough and the means extremely cruel, which made his subordinates who witnessed everything extremely frightened.

Step 2: After the Penguin wakes up, he usually finds himself in the Gotham City Police Department in a bundle, with a file bag full of criminal evidence collected by Batman.

That's not to say he hasn't occasionally been thrown into the Batcave for temporary custody before moving on to Step 10 during his 2+ year heroic career as Batman;
But most of the time, he was beaten until his nose was bruised or in a state of shock. Naturally, he couldn't have any mood or opportunity to examine the furnishings in the cave...

Damn it, once I think back to the past, why does this damned bat cave suddenly become a little gloomy.

The Penguin shook the umbrella in his hand. It was his weapon, which contained deadly mechanisms and poison, and could even be used as a submachine gun.

——But when facing Batman, this thing mainly serves as a psychological comfort.

Because of this, when Batman kindly invited him to visit the Batcave half an hour ago, he quickly agreed to the request.

Despite having to be blindfolded, ears plugged, and carried like a yo-yo by Batman swinging like Tarzan among tall buildings, he walked into the Batcave sane for the first time, isn't it?

"What are you dawdling about, Oswald?" Penguin turned his head and saw the ghostly figure of Batman appearing beside him.

"..."

Hiss... just now, did Batman gather half of his body from the shadows?
It's as if some black fine sand made up his body... Am I wrong?
Batman had a strange look on his face, as if he was enduring some pain.

He reached out and patted Penguin on the shoulder, and Penguin confirmed that it was a human palm, which made him feel a little relieved.

"Let's go."

Penguin continued to move forward nervously.What exactly is Batman looking for him for?

You won't be interrogating him later, will you?

As he walked, a scene like this began to appear in Penguin's mind: he was completely naked and tied to a cross by Batman, and Batman whipped dozens of bloodstains on his fat belly.

Batman grabbed his hair with one hand, dripped a candle on his belly, and shouted "Speak or not", but he was gagged by the mouth ball, unable to speak a word...

Thinking of this, he couldn't help shivering with fright.

"Why don't you go?"

"Yes, sorry!!!"

"?"

Turning around the dark corridor, the huge hideous dinosaur and the blue bat computer finally appeared in front of Penguin.

He widened his eyes and saw the person standing in front of the computer...

That person, she is...

"Harley Quinn? How could it be you???" Penguin almost bit his tongue: "Why are you in the Batcave?"

He looked around.

"Poison Ivy? Killer Crocodile? And you, I remember you, you are Deadshot... Cheshire Cat, the famous newcomer mercenary..."

His gaze turned to the ventriloquist crouching beside him, trying to disguise himself as a dog. "Arnold?"

"Hey, isn't this Oswald! Oh—you wrinkled little prickly pear, how's your evening?"

Harley happily flipped over in the seat that belonged to Batman:
"It doesn't matter how you're doing, I'm having a great night anyway!"

She climbed upside down to the operating table of the Bat computer, then took out a tape recorder, and pressed it, and then the audio of Batman, which was obviously spliced ​​by her, came out of the tape recorder:

"I, Batman, want to fuck with bats!"

Harry said, "Try this again!"

She tapped the tape recorder twice more.

"Bat→Computer immediately obey→Harry's→command!"

Nothing happened.

The Penguin watched a strange man with a candle hood coming over with a tray of food, and said in a strange British accent:
"I'm afraid I have to remind you, Miss Quinn, that if you want to give voice commands to the Batcomputer, you must first say 'Hey, Batcomputer!'."

"Ah, I can't bear it."

Poison Ivy slapped her forehead.

She manipulated the green plants to lift Harley Quinn, who said "Thank you Candlehead Geek, but I want pizza" while stuffing the sandwich into her mouth, away from the bat computer and threw it on the table next to her. Next to a killer crocodile feasting on:

"Enough, Harry! Maybe enough beef and suckling pig to keep your mouth shut."

"Would you like a beef shank?" said Killer Crocodile.

Penguin thinks the world is crazy today.

"Oh, by the way, Batman, I forgot to tell you something last time. The dog welder has been missing since the last time he slaughtered the swamp, and I haven't been able to find him."

Penguin sees Robin sliding over on the sliding chair: "But it's not a big deal anyway, is it?"

With a large piece of roast chicken in his hand, he took a bite, kicked his foot on the ground, and slid away again.

The ventriloquist squatted beside him, on the ground in front of him, there was a lot of barbecue in a bowl.

Deadshooter sat at another temporary table, tasting western food gracefully.Seeing Penguin's eyes sweeping over, he actually raised his glass to salute him.

"What is this... that..." The Penguin opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but what he wanted to say got stuck in his trachea.

"Relax, Oswald . . . we've got something more important to talk about."

Chen Tao gave him a glass of champagne: "Would you like something to drink?"

Penguin took it in a daze.

Chen Tao organized his words: "Well, I mainly called you here this time, and I hope you can help sell the scarecrow."

"..."

"Impossible!" Penguin's messy mind immediately came to his senses.

He said, "Don't you know my relationship with the Scarecrow?"

"He is my dear friend, brother and ally!"

The fat dwarf said righteously: "How can I betray him?"

Killer Crocodile looked at the scene in front of him with great interest.

3 minute later.

"Your bank card arrives in the account—five to one billion to one hundred million~"

Penguin calmly read the bank account receipt text message, and he coughed lightly as if nothing had happened.

"I can help you trick the Scarecrow."

The Penguin stated the facts and reasoned: "But the problem is that the Scarecrow is not a fool, nor is he my subordinate who comes and goes when he is called."

"Batman, why do you believe that the Scarecrow can be tricked out by me obediently?"

He said: "After all, Klein is a cunning lunatic. There is no legitimate reason to go to him, and he will only scare the snake."

(End of this chapter)