What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 625: Super villain Bane fights Bat-Mite, is this true or false?

"I've had enough. I'd rather end it now than live like a toy in the hands of an all-powerful bad boy."

Chen Tao sat on a colorful mushroom made of bat mites, with his legs crossed at a 90-degree angle, as a navy admiral would do when executing Ace.

"What? But you can't just lie down and die. You're a hero!"

Chen Tao sighed.

"I'm a villain."

"Oh, no!" Bat-Mite hugged his chest, looking like he was about to die. "I have to delete the memory of what you just said to me from my mind!"

He screamed and tried to actually do it, but soon found that as a creature of imagination, he could not act against his own instincts, just as the Joker could not make himself forget Batman.

"But you didn't lie down when facing the Anti-Monitor and Darkseid. Shouldn't you try your best to defeat all the enemies in front of you?"

"It's like this."

"so?"

"But I want to retire now." Chen Tao was secretly anxious. Bat Mite was still a little hesitant and did not follow his guidance, so Chen Tao decided to add fuel to the fire.

He jumped down from the mushroom he was sitting on, and then rolled on the ground like a baby, throwing his Batman status and moral integrity all over the ground, and then crushing them desperately:

"I want to retire, I want to retire! Wow wow wow..."

The skills of a professional actor made his tear glands secrete a large amount of water quickly, and tears exploded from behind his cornea like a stream.

Chen Tao did not have the five-dimensional power of the bat mite. He took great pains to create this cartoon-like effect in reality, which was enough to cause a serious mental blow to the bat mite.

"Woo, woo, woo, I'm crying like Snoopy. Woo, woo, woo."

Bat-Mite was at a loss, he was almost bruised to death: "How could you do this... You are Batman!"

Chen Tao stopped crying in a second.

"If you know me so well, why don't you become Batman yourself?"

Chen Tao knew that it was risky for him to say this, as he might arouse the vigilance of the bat mite, but the time had come, so he decided to wait and see the results.

"Me? No kidding, I can't be Batman. Wait, can I?"

Good. That's the best response.

Bat-Mite lacks a sense of belonging, so Chen Tao now has to cheer him up.

"Go do it. You are a Batman with superpowers, look at me." Chen Tao walked in front of Bat-Mite, and then, in a burst of silver-white particle light effects, he turned into the Ravager, then switched to the Red Death, and then switched to the Dark Father.

Like a little girl in ballet clothes, he showed Bat-Mite his clothes one by one, even the strange and nonsensical transformation of the gorilla Batman was shown to him.

Then he walked up to Bat-Mite's ear and whispered:
"Having super powers doesn't mean you can't be Batman, right? Isn't I a living example of this?"

"Goodness," said Bat-Mite.

Chen Tao watched with satisfaction as Bat Mite walked back and forth on the ground of the alien space he had created. The surrounding yellow sky twisted repeatedly like a water surface stained with ink as Bat Mite thought.

"I mean, I've always just watched you from afar, and I never dreamed that I could actually become...really?"

"Nothing is impossible."

“Yes, I can do that!”

The bat mite was delighted. It flew into the air and put its hands on its hips happily.

"Are you sure this will allow Bat-Mite to give me power?" Parallax Demon Hal's voice rang in Chen Tao's ears. The expression on his face did not change at all, still maintaining that expression of "Dear Bat-Mite, I am your best friend."

"Do not communicate with me at this time," he said to Parallax Mohar over the telepathic link.

Don't think that Hal can suppress five-dimensional creatures just because he can play with time. No matter how strong he is, he is still upstream of the super-time flow, and distant water cannot quench nearby fire.

Chen Tao didn't say anything, but he was almost scared to death by the Parallax Demon Hal's arrogance in speaking directly into his ear.

He was not sure whether his trick of modifying reality to resist the five-dimensional power of the bat mite could make the other party not notice the existence of the Parallax Demon Hal? Once the other party discovered that the Parallax Demon spoke, their plan would be completely ruined.

By then, no matter whether the five-dimensional little devil fights Hal or anything else happens, everything will be completely out of control and completely out of Chen Tao's control.

And the five-dimensional creatures have another very important characteristic, they appear at every time point in the super time flow at the same time, because imagination is everywhere. Therefore, the five-dimensional creatures that appear in all parallel universes are the same person. The five-dimensional creatures have the same characteristics as Dr. Manhattan. If Parallax Mohal really makes Bat-Mite unhappy, the other party may really follow the network cable to beat you up.

Regardless of whether he wins the fight or not, everything will be messed up if he does that.

Chen Tao was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and the members of the Third Legion of Earth No. 1 were also in chaos.

"Prepare to interfere, prepare to interfere... Will the interference be successful?"

"The emotional spectrum of that universe has been affected. All human emotions have exploded slightly in a very short period of time... The sudden increase in emotional energy temporarily confused Bat-Mite, causing him to not notice the conversation between Batman and Parallax Mohal."

"Very good, very good. History has changed many times. It has come back to prove to us that no matter who it is, Bat-Mite must not be allowed to keep the power from the beginning. Otherwise, the decisions he made in dozens of different futures would not have any good consequences, and they would not be repeated once!"

"Everyone, pay attention. Bat-Mite must not fall out with Batman. Well done everyone. We must proceed according to the plan. It is best to make the whole incident go according to our ideas."

The leading member of the Third Legion reluctantly encouraged his companions, and then he continued: "There will be many more interference places like this in the future. Theoretically, there should be no interference beyond the plan, unless the interference causes some important changes, then a new us will come from the future to remind us."

Then he turned around and asked another member of the Third Legion who was operating a strange instrument: "Has the timeline of the Reverse Flash universe changed?"

"Nothing has changed. The timeline has been shaken a lot. People who had no intention of getting involved in a conflict did get involved in a conflict, which led to the birth of many people who did not exist in history. Some people who were supposed to die did not die, and their descendants affected the new timeline... But soon this universe will be restarted by Reverse Flash, so this change is not important at all."

"Very good, continue, everyone. We must keep an eye on the situation and ensure that it develops in the direction we can control."

In the Reverse Flash universe, Chen Tao secretly glanced at Bat-Mite and found that he was still immersed in his own world, as if he had not noticed the communication link between him and Parallax Demon Hal. Chen Tao had already made a plan for how to quibble if Bat-Mite found out. But the other party did not mention it at all. Chen Tao could only attribute it to good luck, but he knew that his luck would not always be so good.

After sending Hal away, he began to persuade Bat-Mite again: "So what are you waiting for?" A white light flashed, and Bat-Mite changed from a three-headed Q-version man to a tall and strong Batman. He was wearing a classic Batman uniform and a terrifyingly long cape, like Spawn.

This is the cool and awesome Batman in the Bat-Mite planet. The only thing that seems a little bit wrong is that this burly Batman has a Q-version head of a three-headed little man, like a baby's head growing on an adult's body.

"very good."

Chen Tao rushed over and flattered Bat Mite, and then the expression on his face changed to OvO.

He has now been moved by bat mites to a higher mountain outside the filming site of the creative sitcom, where Chen Tao is directing the show.

"Now, follow my instructions."

Chen Tao began to guide the bat mites.

"It's night in Gotham, and you're Batman. Alarms sound in the alleys, caped figures appear on rooftops. You're Batman, and you never turn a blind eye to evil."

"Great!" said Bat-Mite, standing under the red sky of Gotham that he had drawn in his own image, and shouting to the sky from a tall building.

It all feels like the opening scene of Batman the Animated Series 92.

"Suddenly, the alarm of the Science Museum rang." Chen Tao's voice came from the side, continuing to guide the entire thinking pattern of the bat mite.

Following his guidance, Bat Mite quickly used its five-dimensional divine power to create a so-called science museum.

Chen Tao said half a sentence first, and then added another half sentence: "Ordinary people in the museum fled in all directions. And the person who caused all this..."

As he said this, he observed quietly.

"It's Bane!"

Bane rushed out of the gate of the Science Museum with a confused look on his face, holding a can of green potion. He had just been fighting with Merciless Iron Fist and the Batman who shot people with a gun, and then he was suddenly pulled over by the power of Bat-Mite and directly became an actor in this show written by Chen Tao and starred by Bat-Mite.

"Bane stole an experimental weapon in an attempt to increase his muscle strength!"

Chen Tao was talking nonsense, and Bain's eyes twitched as he listened.

He would never do such lowly things as robbery, and he would never use experiments to increase his muscle strength.

What the hell is muscle power? Bane was about to say something when he saw Chen Tao winking at him.

So why not use the telepathic link to explain the current situation?

But isn't it just acting? Bain is familiar with it.

Batman winked at him and sent him some Morse code, asking him to press it on the back of his hand.

What's so difficult about this? But what is this for?
Bane looked at Batman again and told him to do it, so Bane took a deep breath.

He pressed the back of his hand, but found nothing but air. Then two cans of venom appeared on his back.

This was not Bane's own, but was imagined by Bat-Mite.

He imagined Chen Tao Bane's situation based on the main universe's Bane. What was missing? Obviously, it was Titan Venom.

"Look, Bane in front of Batman has Titan Venom. He is about to press his Titan Venom. After obtaining Titan Venom, he will become extremely powerful and can even break Batman's back."

Chen Tao was still explaining non-stop. He was constantly giving the Bat-Mite a very strong impression of Bane. The five-dimensional creature was a creature that used imagination as the source of power, and when his imagination was distracted... what he believed would become fact.

Bane pressed it again, and this time he really pressed it, and the long-lost Titan venom was injected into his body.

He felt a huge power, but Bane didn't quite understand what it was. It was very powerful, but it felt very illusory and not real. It was a very strange feeling that was hard to describe in words.

"Stop him, Batman!"

Chen Tao gave orders to Bat-Mite. Very good, now he is the narrator. Although it was Bat-Mite's five-dimensional power that caused all this, it was Chen Tao who wrote the script.

While letting Bat-Mite attack Bane, he said in a chanting voice: "Although Bane is so powerful, his palm can easily crush Batman's bones, and his fist can easily break Batman's nose, but Batman will not be defeated. He will definitely rush forward bravely, just to stop this evil criminal from endangering his beloved Gotham!"

"Ahhhhhhhh!" The bat mite transformed into a muscular man and rushed over.

Bain looked at Chen Tao for help, not knowing what to do now. Seeing the bat mite rushing towards him, he felt a little weak in the knees.

The fact that he had just participated in a battle with Wumin Tiegan did not mean that he had not seen the back-and-forth fight between Chen Tao and Bat Mite, as well as the brides that were summoned out of thin air.

In front of a god who casually scribbles on reality like a manuscript, the magical powers that Bane possesses are nothing.

He didn't think that with his current abilities he could fight against a five-dimensional creature. No matter how arrogant Bane was, he had never thought of such a thing.

"But Batman was knocked to the ground by Bane!"

What the hell are you talking about, help me. Bane was almost numb, he stood there like a boss and watched the bat mite running towards him at the speed of an ordinary person.

Bane gritted his teeth.

Are you kidding me? Me, knocking over a bat mite?

Are you sure I won't be stepped on by a bat mite and turn into a cockroach? No, not even a cockroach, at best a tiny microorganism.

Bane almost escaped, he was under tremendous psychological pressure.

But out of Batman's trust, he slammed into it.

There was a bang, and when Bane opened his eyes, he saw Bat-Mite falling to the ground.

He really did it!

(End of this chapter)