What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 660: Emperor Clown's Caesarean Section, the First Lantern Has Arrived
It was as if Chen Tao had been waiting for Hal to fail, and then pull him down to use him as a thug.

In fact, from the very beginning, Chen Tao has always been very clear that the Emperor Clown's betrayal was only a matter of time. No, the word betrayal sounds misleading. The Clown does not have any kindness in his heart.

So from the very beginning, Chen Tao never thought of letting the Emperor Clown escape from his control.

When Parallax Demon Hal swung the crowbar and hit the Emperor Clown on the head, the stick did not emit any colorful light.

The appetizer that Chen Tao secretly hid on the crowbar certainly cannot be used to hit the head of the emperor clown. It would be a shameful waste.

But even so, this crowbar mixed with a large amount of dark metal has become the nemesis of magic.

The Hawkman and Hawkgirl of the main universe were able to pose a certain threat to the Dark Multiverse Knights in the Metal Event with just the hammer made of N metal, not to mention Chen Tao's material made of a composite of multiple metals.

In addition, the man swinging the crowbar was so strong that the crowbar hit the pale and vicious face of the Emperor Clown so hard that it was like dough hit by a rolling pin, and half of his face was deformed.

Boo!
His two eyeballs, dragging long pieces of flesh, bounced out of his eye sockets, and then the Emperor Clown opened his mouth involuntarily and made a strange vomiting sound:
"Ugh! Great Batman!"

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For a moment, the Emperor Clown almost thought he had heard it wrong, because the sentence after the word "vomit" was not said by him.

But he didn't have the heart to pay attention to all this because the nausea came again.

"vomit!"

He retched again, and then heard himself say, "Tremble under the tyranny of Batman Daddy. Do you understand what it means to win a fight? This is an irresistible fate!"

Emperor Clown suddenly covered his stomach and said, "What's in my stomach?"

Question: It is known that Bat-Mite gave away all of its five-dimensional power, 20% of which went to Parallax Demon Hal, 29% to Chen Tao, and 50% went to an unknown destination. So where did the remaining 1% go, which was the 1% that Chen Tao originally returned to Bat-Mite to prevent it from disappearing?

"Well well well, then let me guess who is the cute little baby in my belly?"

The Emperor Clown's burned nerves could not feel the severe pain of his head being almost smashed into a middle part. He stretched out an arm to block Hal's second swing of the stick, and behind the middle door that was broken behind Hal, the Anti-Monitor Dragon and the Black Death Emperor Brainiac followed closely behind.

In order to facilitate observation of the battlefield, the Time Trapper has appeared on the zero hour timeline.

He just temporarily created a temporary hiding place.

This would certainly allow him to provide support to Hal more quickly when needed, but it also meant that the Anti-Monitor Dragon and his men would be able to attack him just as quickly.

When Hal turned around and saw the Anti-Monitor Dragon, he opened his mouth almost instinctively, and then a mouthful of sharp teeth grew out of his mouth again.

In fact, Hal doesn't like the mouth full of sharp teeth brought by the power of Parallax. If possible, he would rather fight with his fists like a superhero or some other way.

But now he was swinging at Emperor Joker with a stick in one hand, and had to intercept Necromancer and Brainiac with the other hand, so he finally opened his mouth and bit the Anti-Monitor Dragon in the face.

He took a step forward with his left foot, trying to grab the opponent and flip him over, but he was quickly thrown to the ground.

"Roar!"

"Emperor Clown?" The villains who arrived also discovered the Emperor Clown gasping for breath beside them, but when the Dark Lord raised his scythe and was about to reap the opponent directly, the Anti-Monitor Dragon temporarily stopped him.

"No need."

He looked at the Emperor Clown not far away. After noticing his gaze, the pale madman turned around, pulled his mouth and made a face at him.

"At least we can confirm that Hal and Emperor Joker did not reach a consensus and they did not work together. This is the most important thing for us."

The Anti-Monitor Dragon tells Brainiac and the Dark Lord: "Besiege Hal first!"

While Hal was fighting with his pursuers again, the Emperor Clown finally had a chance to catch his breath.

With a crazy smile on his face, he crawled out of the center of the battlefield, holding his stomach.

A beam of Brainiac's energy passed by his ear, but the Emperor Clown turned a deaf ear to it.

"My dear baby, don't let mommy wait in agony. Now is the time for... a cesarean section!"

He let out a creepy, crazy laugh...then stretched out a hand and turned it into a chainsaw, and then cut open his stomach without any hesitation.

"Ha! Haha, hahahahahahahaha!"

The severe pain stimulated the corners of the Emperor Clown's eyes, causing his eyebrows to twitch in pain. A large amount of blood flowed out from the corners of his eyes and nose, and all the laughing parts. He was in unbearable pain, but he was still laughing wildly.

The character hidden in his body is not simply hidden, but hidden in the power of the troublemaker through some common characteristics of fifth-dimensional creatures. Otherwise, how could he deceive the Emperor Clown.

That creature must have been tipping off Batman's Dragon, and the Joker Emperor wanted to take this opportunity to remove the cancer from his body and completely eradicate the last hidden danger. Only in this way could he start his own game with Batman without any scruples.

Although the Joker Emperor is still able to dance even in shackles, it is not graceful enough and is also undignified, especially in front of Batman;
That's why the Emperor Joker would do anything, just like the Little Mermaid looking up to find the magic potion that can turn a fish tail into a human leg, just for the moment to dance with Batman. He can still be the same as before, no, he can be far more evil and crazy than before!

Come on, Batman has made his move. Just like the days when they chased each other in Gotham City for countless years in the past.

Intense pain surrounded the clown, but he almost howled with excitement.

"LOOK!!! BATMAN!!!"

He shouted loudly: "Your clown, your best friend, your old enemy, he is coming towards you, cutting through thorns and singing loudly!"

His hand, which had turned into a chainsaw, rubbed repeatedly inside his abdominal cavity without any scruples, as if he was destroying a piece of cake that was originally arranged in an orderly manner.

No one had the courage to witness such a nightmarish scene.

Strawberry jam, meat floss, and sausages wrapped in cake burst out of his stomach like an explosion, making it seem like a strawberry jam rain was falling around him.

The jam stuck to his face and flowed into his mouth, staining his white, beast-like sharp teeth red.

Transformed by the fifth-dimensional creatures, the Emperor Clown is no longer an ordinary creature.

These injuries were indeed very painful to him. He not only cut open his body, but also used the five-dimensional power to find the hidden danger in his body, so his injuries were indeed getting worse and worse. However, the injuries on his body did not extinguish the enthusiasm of Emperor Clown. Instead, he became more and more excited and completely fell into a madness like an illness.

"This is a train that leads to my dream!!! I want to stand on the high deck, letting the sea breeze disperse the dark clouds in the sky and pass through the vortex of clouds and rain!"

He kept rubbing the chainsaw in his hand, and then suddenly pulled the chainsaw out of his body, as if he didn't feel any pain at all.

At this moment, the Joker's crazy speech reached its climax:

"Sun! Come out! Show your big smiling face!!! Let that smile spread like a virus throughout the multiverse. Do you know why?!!!"

He paused, then shouted loudly: "Because smile is the most contagious, hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha!!!!!"

He was roaring and shouting wildly, and perhaps even the Emperor Clown himself did not understand what he was saying. He was just going crazy and mad, and was so happy that he could not control himself.

"Let go! Let go! Let me go!"

Something humanoid was grabbed from the Emperor Clown's stomach. He struggled and screamed desperately, but could not change the fact that he was discovered.

The Emperor Clown finally pulled out the bastard who was stirring up trouble in his stomach, and then he took a closer look and realized who the other person was:

"Bat-Mite? You idiot, you had all your powers taken away from you by Batman, and you're still working for him?"

Bat Mite originally had a look of despair on his face, saying, "My mission has failed!" But after hearing what the other party said, he immediately corrected himself:
"No, strictly speaking it's 99%, but I still have 1%." Bat-Mite made a popping sound and tried to disappear from the palm of the Emperor Clown, but was caught back in his hand right away.

"You can't just leave like this, dear, I'm afraid that's true." The Emperor Joker played with the little mini Batman that he had created by caesarean section with great interest, squeezing it and making it round:

"You are my daughter, call me mommy quickly, oh, sweetheart."

Then he looked at the other person, and for a moment he seemed to have switched back to his normal evil clown mode, and said:
"How did you get into my body? I clearly only absorbed the power of the troublemaker."

Bat mites would rather die than surrender:
"I will never tell you even if I die..."

Before he could finish his words, the clown grabbed the pacifier on his mouth, turned it into steel, and forced it back into his mouth: "My patience is limited... Forget it, I might as well do it myself"

Bat-Mite was about to curse, but was immediately controlled by the Emperor Clown and couldn't help but say:
"The troublemaker must put all his strength into your body in order to complete the closed loop of the super-time flow whose power you once took away. But this does not mean that he has completely lost the power to resist."

He said, "You two are always one, do you understand? The troublemaker shares the five-dimensional divine power with you. He is just waiting for an opportunity to take back all the five-dimensional divine power from you."

Parallax Demon Hal heard these words nearby. He blocked the Anti-Monitor Dragon's huge mouth with one hand, and then the lower half of his face turned into a sharp face, and bit the Anti-Monitor Dragon's big mouth that could not be closed.

Hal bit the man and asked sincerely, "So now the Troublemaker has two points of the fifth-dimensional power?"

"What? Of course not. There is only one power. Where did the second one come from?"

"So how does the Trickster plan to deal with the Emperor Clown."

"He didn't plan to deal with it."

"How can I take back my power if I have no intention of dealing with him?"

"Give your power to Emperor Joker, and all your power will be combined into one."

"So can the troublemakers still fight now?"

"Of course not. Didn't he divide his power?"

Hal, who was fighting against the Anti-Monitor Dragon and others, still hadn't given up on figuring out the internal logic of the energy of the fifth dimension. But after a few words, Hal, who was talking at cross purposes, was defeated again and gave up once again.

With a wave of the Emperor Clown's hand, Bat-Mite was thrown into a stroller without any resistance, put into a baby uniform, and became a baby bat with a pacifier in his mouth.

The Joker started to get angry again, regardless of the occasion or situation: "Poor little baby, even though you have been informing Batman since you were in your mother's womb and harming your Joker mommy, I don't care about these things, do I?"

He said: "But baby, you have to make up for your mistakes, we will soon..."

Boo!
There was another clear sound, and this time the Emperor Clown stretched out his hand to grab, but again caught nothing.

Bat-Mite, who was almost completely crushed to death by Emperor Joker, disappeared directly on the spot, leaving only a specially made bat dart floating in front of the Joker.

This bat dart is not only brand new, but also has a round hole specially made for attaching a key ring. What's even more ridiculous is that it even has Batman's autograph on it.

This is most likely a rare signed dart given by Batman Dragon to a little fanboy, but it is obvious that something has been added to it, and even Bat-Mite doesn't know what effect this thing has.

If he knew, after being caught by the Emperor Clown just now, his relevant memory would have been read out immediately, and he would have immediately removed the dart and thrown it away.

The Emperor Clown looked at the huge son he had just given birth to, who disappeared into thin air in front of him, and could not help but fall silent.

"never mind."

Finally, the Emperor Clown shook his head.

In any case, he has already vaguely realized that the hidden trick of Batman in his body has been removed by him, the Emperor Joker, so the next confrontation will be an extremely fair battle.

This is a result that the Joker can accept, and it can be considered a draw with Batman.

He took a last look at the Anti-Monitor Dragon and his men who were still fighting Hal.

With these people blocking his way, it would not be easy for Hal to act as a crowbar spirit in the downstream timeline, and he, the Emperor Clown, would not need to do it.

And besides that…

The Emperor Clown glanced at the Time Trapper who had already hidden not far away, as well as the spectators hiding on the other edge of the battlefield.

Look, the first Lantern has arrived.

(End of this chapter)