Hogwarts card system

Chapter 33 The New King of the Dark Cooking World
Ted, Harry, and Hermione all looked suspiciously at Ron, who was not yet good at lying.

Ted: Why is your face yellow?

Ron: Wax on a cold day (the cake is hard and teething)!
Ted: Why is it popular again?
Ron: Radiant (I lied)!
Neville's cutie really believed it, picked up a rock cake that weighed heavily on his hand, and just took a bite, "Ka~"

"Woooooo~ you two sixth sons~" Neville covered his mouth with tears in his eyes.

They had learned quite a few "proper nouns" from Ted.

Ted picked up a piece of rock cake and tried the taste - is this for people to eat?This is a teething stick for three-headed dogs, right?

Yanpi cakes are similar to small biscuits with raisins.

It should be rock-like with cracks on the surface, but by no means hard like rock.

But Hagrid seemed to have misunderstood it. He really baked the rock pie until it was as hard as a rock.

If Hagrid were to eat it, his chewing muscles should have the right taste.But for ordinary humans, it is too advanced.

Ted stuffed the cake into Fang Ya's mouth and served Ya Ya to eat the cake!
Listening to the chewing sound of the teeth rattling and bouncing, it feels like chewing a fragile bone.

The teeth are crackling, with relish, and the mouth of the teeth is really good.

Ron was fascinated by it, envious: If I had such a mouthful of teeth, I would eat the world and eat the world, and Voldemort would be a fart!
Naturally, everyone didn't eat the pre-dinner snacks, and their stomachs were rumbling, waiting for the main meal.

Even Ansu couldn't wait anymore, he would have gone to the kitchen to make French fries long ago.I haven't eaten yet!
Keep shouting on the hanger: "Eat rice ~ eat rice ~ quack quack ~"

Ted beckoned, let it fall on the table, and fed a piece of beef jerky to appease him.

Seeing Ron and Jerry looking at him with bright eyes, he had to hand out two yuan, and then shook his head: "How much? Not much!"

Unfortunately, no one understands this stalk.Lonely~
Hagrid heard Ansu's cry, observed carefully, and asked, "Is it a human-speaking raven? It's well-raised!"

"Don't worry, it will be ready soon." He said, throwing some side dishes into the cauldron.

Hagrid's dish was called beef chowder, and it was a veritable "chowder", with all kinds of messy things in it.

Ted saw with his own eyes that he threw a pair of large peeled paws of an unknown creature like bear paws into the pot!

Everyone looked at each other, watching Hagrid stir the hodgepodge with his huge spoon, and felt that he had overlapped with the image of the old witch who boiled potion in Muggle fairy tales.

How can he eat this?

With the poison resistance of the half-blood giant, it's okay, don't eat us to the school hospital? !

Seeing Hagrid's intoxicated expression, Ted had to admit that he was already an outstanding representative of the dark cooking world.

Ted: Please, Hagrid, I can give you a recipe, stop wasting food like this!
In the end, it was Ted himself who made a meal of roasted pumpkin and roasted potatoes as the main food, and a stew with jerky and vegetables as the main food.

In the end, Hagrid finished half the pot of soup by himself, and praised Ted's soup was delicious.Also ask for the secret recipe!

Ted: It's MSG, I put MSG~
……

During the chatting time after dinner, Ted discovered a magazine next to Hagrid's bed - "Fantastic Beasts and Magic".

"Can I have a look at it?" Ted asked, pointing to the magazine.

"Oh, of course!" said Hagrid.

"A niche magazine about magical creatures. It has published many newly discovered magical creatures from other worlds in the past ten years, and has always been at the forefront of the field of magical creatures. My favorite, I subscribe to every issue."

Ted nodded, watching with relish.The main thing is to find out if there are any familiar creatures.

Hagrid was very happy to see Ted looking at it seriously, and said, "Ted, I can lend it to you if you like, but you have to return it to me, and I still want to keep it!"

As he spoke, he pointed with his carrot-thick fingers to the simple bookshelf nailed to the wall. Sure enough, there were many books and periodicals about magical animals.

Ted quickly thanked: "Thank you, I like it very much, but there is no need to borrow it, I have already finished watching it!"

Although I haven't read it through, I have written it all down, and I will read it slowly in my spare time.

To Ted's surprise, he found Professor Quirrell's article in that magazine, and he was very insightful about the crossbreeding of magical animals.

Of course, there are also many critical voices in the magazines.They say he's a lunatic!

After all, it is immoral and even illegal to breed new magical creatures privately.

But who cares about this kind of thing?
The law is full of loopholes.For example, Ron's father was the head of the Department of Prohibition of Misuse of Muggle Items in the Ministry of Magic. As a result, the laws he made specifically left a back door for himself, not to mention other more powerful pure-blood families.

The law mainly controls those wizards who have no power or influence. For powerful wizards, it all depends on self-consciousness.

Like Hagrid, he doesn't take the laws of the Ministry of Magic seriously.

In his opinion, I can raise whatever I want~
……

On Sunday morning, Ted found Neville and Jerry talking to a distraught Ron.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

Jerry explained, "Because Dean..."

One of Neville, Ron and Jerry's roommates was Dean Thomas, who was black.

It turned out that the black kid Dean was a football fan, and it's normal for the British.

As a result, when explaining football rules to roommates in the dormitory, he had a big fight with Ron.

Because Ron thinks a bunch of people who can't fly are fighting for a ball on the ground, what's the point of that?Can't you prepare a few more balls?You can't use your hands, don't you know how to use sticks?Hit each other with a stick!

Ron: That's it?That's it? ! (mocking face)

The result was naturally a quarrel as expected.

"That's it." Ted nodded without commenting.

Instead, Ron got excited and asked Ted: "Ted, tell me, is that Muggle football really interesting?"

Ted put down his chopsticks, thought for a while, and replied: "Ron, you have to know that there are many, many Muggle entertainments and sports. There are more than a dozen kinds of ball games alone. Don't quarrel or belittle others because of differences in hobbies." Hobbies are not suitable."

"It's not about Muggles or wizards. You like wizard chess, he likes Gobstones, and that doesn't stop you from being friends. What's more, you live in the same house for seven years."

That night, Ron apologized awkwardly to Dean and gave him a Dumbledore chocolate frog card.

The little black boy Dean was so happy to see the moving Dumbledore!
When Ted found out, he couldn't help sighing: Ron, it's you!

Five people ate a total of six pieces of this stuff on the train.

It can also fool Dean, who grew up in the Muggle world.

It is worth mentioning the Potions class in the last week of October.

Under Snape's watchful eyes, Neville, who was so nervous and clumsy, became Snape's punching bag once again, with a venomous tongue.

Speaking of which, Snape was definitely elitist and hated any idiots.There is misogyny, the kind that gets angry when you see a fool.

Although he doesn't like Hermione, who knows everything, and Ted, who is always calm and calm, I can see through everything, but Hermione and Ted are at least smart people.He especially couldn't see Neville.

However, Neville didn't cry after the old viper's venomous tongue!
Although his tears were already rolling in the circles of his eyes, they insisted on not falling.

He really listened to Ted's words, and he was trying to become brave and strong!
Snape didn't expect Neville to become stronger. Instead, he wondered if his level of venomous tongue had dropped, and he wanted to continue to be venomous.

Both Harry and Ted couldn't see it, and they all expressed their support for Neville.

Snape gave Harry a flat look, then turned to Ted and said, "For contradicting the professor, five points will be deducted from Ravenclaw!"

Ted glanced at Snape indifferently, and said in his heart: Only five points?Did you not eat?Be stronger!
Harry: What about me?come!Deduct my points!

　It's the last day of this month, don't waste your monthly pass~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)