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Chapter 212 Are you playing with bumper cars here?
"bathtub???"

Outrageous fucking opened the door, outrageously home.

Shi Zhou and A Sui stepped forward, chopped off the scout, and dispatched another trusted aide to find out the situation on the river.

What a joke, the three armies used bathtubs to cross the river, do you think it is a fairy tale? !

Do you still have to find a storyteller to sing a passage for you?

After a while, the confidant returned to the tent with a tearless expression on his face.

"bathtub?"

"bathtub."

"."

Shi Zhou and Ah Sui went up and cut him down again.

But this time, he believed it and simply wanted to kill someone.

After beheading the man, Shi Zhouhe and Ah Sui also vented some emotions, transferred Shi Zhouhe and Ah Hu to his Liu Bin, and welcomed him into the tent.

The two people in the tent looked at each other, all blindfolded.

If the Han army used sampans, even rafts, and even tied up swords, guns and sticks, they would serve as ferries to cross the river.

They are all acceptable.

Moreover, there will not be any thoughts of being an enemy of the Han army on the river, and no interception station on the river will be carried out.

He would only choose to die and stick to the coast to prevent the large-scale landing of the Han army.

But if it's a bathtub.
Rather than calling it a means for the Han army to cross the river, it is better to say that it is specially used to ridicule and incite hatred.

They deployed heavy troops along the Yangtze River, and they were extremely cautious. The enemy army was so arrogant that they used a bathtub to cross the river. Who can bear it? !
"Get out, let the soldiers board the boat into the river, and overturn all these bathtubs for me!!"

Taking a step back, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Shi Zhou and Ah Sui's temper raged, and he roared directly.

He was already furious, and under his anger, he kicked the corpse on the ground a few times, but he was still puzzled:
"How dare Liu Zhi'er bully me like this!!"

"Your Highness."

Liu Bin's voice came from behind, Shi Zhou and A Sui turned his head abruptly, and scolded:

"You want to stop me?"

Shi Zhou and Ah Sui brought troops to Jingbei, originally to drive ducks to the shelves.

Even if it is the Donghu nobleman who is absolutely impossible to surrender, the son of King Khan, it is one thing to surrender or not, but it is another thing to fight or not.

If he doesn't surrender, can he compete with the Han army?
If it wasn't for the fear of being hacked by his father, Shi Zhouhe and Ah Sui would definitely choose to run amok in Chengdu, why bother to go to the front and ask for trouble?
Shi Zhouhecong's body has not yet been brought back, and it is not known who has taken advantage of his wife and daughter's wealth!

But now that the Han army has bullied him to such an extent, even if Liu Bin wants to stop him, he will definitely go down with a knife, without saying a word.

Liu Bin quickly shook his head and explained:

"That's not the case. It is indeed a good opportunity for His Highness to play at this time."

"No matter how brave the Han army is, a bathtub is a bathtub after all."

"Although the water of the Yangtze River is not as turbulent as the sea, it is not a small bathtub that can be suppressed."

"The move of the Han army must be a result of arrogance after repeated battles."

"I felt that our army was afraid to go out to fight, so I crossed the river by relying on the bathtub, and wanted to transport all the troops to the other side as soon as possible so that I could continue to attack the city."

"Oh?"

At this moment, Shi Zhouhao and Ah Sui suddenly turned around and faced Liu Bin directly:

"In the opinion of the military adviser, will Liu Zhi'er have any conspiracy?"

After Shi Zhouhe and Ah Sui came to the head for a while, he still regained his senses.

Emperor Han had a lot of tricks, and such a bizarre thing as crossing the river in a bath tub, naturally he had to think more about it.

If it's a fraud, it will be miserable.

Liu Bin shook his head and said:
"It's hard."

"There are rivers on all sides. Even if there is a plan, the bathtub and the soldiers of the Han army in the bathtub are all real."

"Our army has warships and standard warships in Jiangling Port. Although they have been out of battle for a long time, they can deal with mere bathtubs and are easy to capture."

"As long as the soldiers of the Han army can drown in the river, what if it's a plan?"

"Based on the current situation, one for one, or even five for one, as long as a large number of Han soldiers can be killed, King Khan will definitely reward His Highness."

Shi Zhou and A Sui were a little moved when they heard it.

It is indeed difficult to deal with the Han army, but since it is difficult, it also shows that once it is successful, it will be able to obtain great military exploits and be recognized by the tribe.

He didn't seek to win, as long as he could kill enough Han soldiers so that the Han army could not sustain the Northern Expedition, and gave Shi Zhouhe's troops a chance to breathe, he would have done a great job.

The credit can even convince Shi Zhouhao's tribe, and even all Donghu people in the eight tribes of Donghu.

Shi Zhou and Ah Sui looked at Liu Bin, with a special emotion in their eyes, and said:

"Then you go, military commander, you are also good at leading troops, so take the soldiers into the river and overturn the bathtubs of those Han troops."

"It can be regarded as making up for one's mistakes. Jingnan fell, and the military division can hardly blame it!"

Liu Bin: .
I have no grievances or enmities with you, why do you want to kill me?
Moreover, King Khan let go of Jingnan's matter, and Shi Zhouhecong was blamed, so you still hold on to it?

Shi Zhouhao and Ah Sui began to get angry:
"Didn't the military adviser say that even a trick is worth a try?"

"No way, no way, with the ability of a military adviser, I can bring my Donghu elite, and the sharp weapon of 艨艟, can't deal with hundreds of bathtubs?"

"Yes."

Liu Bin accepted the order silently, not because he was so aggressive.

It was because of Shi Zhouhao's identity that he could only obey.

And it's really worth a try. Once those bathtubs can be overturned, even if the Han army who fell into the water can't die, it can greatly slow down the speed of the Han army crossing the river.

It might be a few months before the landing battle.

For the current Donghu people, if they can delay the time of the Han army's Northern Expedition and slow down the marching speed, it will be considered a success.

Soon Liu Bin took the soldiers and boarded the boat into the river.

The Donghu soldiers on the ship looked at the scene in front of them, they couldn't believe it, and a kind of inexplicable anger and humiliation surged in their hearts.

On the surface of the river, densely packed bathtubs are arranged in one piece, like lotus flowers floating on the water.

Sitting on each bathtub are soldiers of the Han army, holding weapons and swaying left and right.

"What the hell is this?"

A Donghu soldier shouted in astonishment.

"Are these Han people crazy? They actually used bathtubs to cross the river?!"

Another Donghu soldier laughed mockingly.

The pawns below don't think about your conspiracies.

Just looking at the bathtub crossing the river, he laughed. Isn't this kind of thing outrageous enough?

It's just ridiculous.

Although the warships under them were not very good ships, they were still serious warships.

Put it on him directly head-on, and with a single bump, you can also turn over four or five bathtubs.

How does this lose?
"Hahaha! Look at these idiots! I have never seen such a ridiculous way of fighting!"

The Donghu soldiers were extremely optimistic.

Liu Bin was serious about his words, and asked Shi Zhouhe and Ah Hu to give him dozens of brave soldiers to protect him, being extra cautious, inspecting the river for a while, and then held up his sword and said:
"Listen to me. Today, if you do a good job and sink a few more tubs, Your Highness will reward you a lot!"

The Donghu soldiers on the boat roared in Donghu language.

Among them, some people are afraid of the soldiers of the Han army, but it does not mean that they are afraid of the bathtub.

Liu Bin looked at the Donghu soldiers behind him and said to himself:
"Maybe there is a real chance."

Then continued to order:
"Send the order down, set sail, and prepare to meet the enemy."

"The fleet sailed out from the coast in a long snake formation. First, they used arrow rain to cover and attack the bathtub. There was no bunker in the bathtub, and the space was narrow. If you move too much, you can throw the tub off balance!"

"After three rounds of volleys, the snake-headed and snake-tailed two-winged ships will wrap around from the left and right, keep the arrow rain covered, and surround the Han army in the center of the river until all the bathtubs are sunk!"

"Besides, once the ferry of the Han army in the rear speeds up, it will be withdrawn immediately!"

Liu Bin did not intend to fight to the death.

Among the Han army, there are not only bathtubs, but also ferries.

Although most of them are private fishing boats and merchant ships, they are not comparable to serious warships.

But as long as it is not a bathtub, it will pose a great threat to them, and they cannot face each other head-on.

And his goals, from beginning to end, are those at the forefront, as if he wants to be a pioneer, and he looks like a tub that is easy to bully.

"start sailing!"

On every boat, there was a neat sound of drums.

One by one white sails were raised, with wolf heads embroidered on them, and they fluttered against the wind of the river.

"Northern wind."

Liu Bin pondered, the current wind direction is also one of his confidence in daring to fight on the river.

Under the north wind, there is no need to worry about fire attacks, and they can use rockets to threaten the dense fleet of the Han army.

But he didn't think about using rockets. If the Han army finds a loophole, or if the north wind suddenly changes to the south wind, then he will ask for trouble.

It is enough to just bully and bully the bathtub with a scorpion.

The fleet of Donghu people sailed out from the bank neatly and headed straight for the bathtub in the center of the river.

"Military division, there are still about five miles away from the bathtub."

Standing at the bow of the boat, Liu Bin looked at the Hanjun bathtub in the distance, and shook his head in his heart.

Although I don't know what it means, crossing the river with this bathtub is indeed a bad move.

A sampan or a small boat can, at any rate, form the most basic formation.

But the tub couldn't even set up a formation. It was so muddled. It was already pretty good to be able to maintain balance and keep moving forward without sinking on the surface of the river.

Eastern Hu soldiers are not so easy to deal with!

If the Han army did not pay attention to the Donghu soldiers at all just because they had won a few games, they would suffer a big loss sooner or later.

However, Liu Bin did not underestimate the enemy because of this, and kept asking his cronies to report the distance between the two sides, and he was ready.

"Military division, the distance between the two sides is two miles."

Liu Bin squinted, he could even see the ropes on the tubs.

Can't get into formation, so connect to each other with ropes?

What chain basins.

However, this can indeed make the bathtub more stable. Even if one or two bathtubs occasionally overturn, they can follow the rope to rescue the soldiers who fell into the water.

Seeing this scene, Liu Bin had a strong urge to shoot the rocket directly and set it on fire.

However, he still held back his inner impulse and rationally chose to fire in a steady salvo.

"The whole army aimed at the bathtub of the Han army and shot arrows!"

Thousands of Donghu soldiers drew their bowstrings, and arrows shot towards the bathtub of the Han army opposite them like rain.

Although crossing the river in a bathtub is very abstract, the soldiers of the Han army are not stupid. Those who carry the bathtub are all soldiers with swords and shields.

They raised their big shields one after another, clinging to the bathtub, desperately resisting the arrows of the Donghu people.

Arrows stuck in the side of the tub, or caused a splash.

After several rounds of arrow rain, a large number of bathtubs soon lost their balance and swayed to and fro.

But it was dangerous and dangerous, and none of the bathtubs overturned and sank.

The generals and soldiers of the Han army were silent, feeling a little strange in their hearts. Maybe there is really some metaphysics in this bathtub crossing the river?

Liu Ke felt more confident. Before Liu Yu's [Old Driver] destiny, he could rely on [Gaoliang River Car God] and [Self-Driving Tour] to keep the boat safe and sound under the stormy waves of the sea.

Now there is an [Old Driver] Destiny, even though he is only driving a donkey-headed tub, the water beneath him is nothing but the Yangtze River, where the wind and waves are far less powerful than the sea.

Even if the tub does overturn and sink, there is still a wheel that can be used as a lifebuoy!
According to Liu Ke's estimation, if these several destiny are combined, the next time they cross the river and cross the river, they will be able to smuggle all the people directly in the bathtub, and the enemy probably won't be able to react.

"This this."

Liu Bin looked at the rickety bathtub in front of him, his eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it was true.

Under his order, thousands of Donghu fighters fired again, and the arrows shot towards the bath array like a torrential rain.

However, the bathtub just swayed from side to side in the rain of arrows, and still did not sink, like fallen leaves on a pool of accumulated rain.

It's fine to turn it around, but do you want it to sink?

impossible!
The Donghu soldiers were also dumbfounded, watching this scene in disbelief.

The arrows they shot with all their strength couldn't break these seemingly fragile bathtubs? ?

An indescribable emotion rose in my heart.

"how is this possible?!"

Some Donghu people lost their voices and muttered to themselves.

They are soldiers and horses transferred from Sichuan and Sichuan, and they have also experienced three-way fierce battles with the Bald Hair Department and the Begging Face Department before.

I have seen all kinds of tenacious enemy troops.

But I didn't expect to meet such an outrageous opponent today.

Liu Bin's complexion also became ugly. The bathtub was obviously stretched no matter what it looked like, but the scene at this moment made him feel extremely depressed.

It is impossible to sink the bathtub of the Han army at all, and it only makes people feel unprecedented frustration and confusion.

"Military division! Military division! Hit, hit, hit, hit!!"

A lieutenant shouted in horror behind Liu Bin.

I saw several bathtubs rushing over at an incomprehensible speed, and directly hit a small boat.

The donkey's head on the bathtub even pushed forward as if it had played the role of a skittle.

Although there are warships in Jiangling Port, they are all old models that have been eliminated for many years. There are no crossbow bays or spear windows. Once they are approached, there are basically not many ways to fight back.

Moreover, the Donghu tribe, except for the Puliuru tribe, basically did not pay attention to the navy.

Not only did he not pay attention to it, but in order to balance the eight tribes of Donghu and ensure his own rule, Qiyan Sirie would restrict the tribes except Puliuru tribe and develop naval forces.

Make sure each tribe has its own focus.

Like the Shi Zhouhe tribe, they were more inclined to use large-scale equipment to attack and defend the city, but the Emperor Han directly flooded Changsha, and did not give them the opportunity to use large-scale equipment to defend the city.

This also led to the fact that although there are warships in Jiangling Port, they are neglected in training.

If you deal with a real bathtub, of course there is no difficulty.

But if you face an open bathtub.
"The boat is sinking, hurry up, jump off the boat immediately!"

A chief Qu yelled at the soldiers under his hand, he didn't even have time to think about how the mere bathtub could speed up so much, he just held his breath and jumped directly into the river.

But jumping off the ship was only avoided, and the ship crashed and people died.

Once it falls into the river, they can't help it.

Although the bathtub has all kinds of shortcomings, it is much easier to deal with enemies in the bathtub than on a boat.

Qu Chang, who gave the order, did not live long.

A bathtub that rushed towards him quickly opened the scoop for him.

Although his hands were still waving desperately on the surface of the water, his legs were kicking wildly, and he was struggling with all his might, but he could only gurgle, drink a few mouthfuls of river water, and gradually, he stopped struggling and turned into a wave.

The tub started to slam into it, but it wasn't heavy anyway, and it had wheels, so it slammed into the scorpion without restraint.

Exchange the bathtub for the weed, earn blood!
The small warships were directly knocked over by a series of collisions, but the larger warships followed the laws of physics, but they were all crooked, and the bow and stern could not be found.

Have you seen the bumper cars in the playground?

The bathtubs on the river are like bumper cars, bumping into one, then bumping into that.

Under the impact of the Han army's bathtub, the East Hu 艨 艟, which was arranged in a long snake formation, almost paralyzed the ships in the middle section.

Similar to the chaos on the river, when the bathtub started to slam into each other, Shi Zhouhe and Ah Sui on the shore also felt his scalp go numb for a while.

He growled angrily:

"How dare you bump into our army's ships while riding a horse's bathtub?"

"Can you really bump into a horse?!"

"Ming Jin withdraws the troops, let the soldiers retreat quickly! Go and send the order!"

He never expected that the bathtub would have such power, so he quickly grabbed the collar of a confidant next to him and asked him to beat the drum and order the withdrawal of the troops.

Although Shi Zhouhe and A Sui were cruel by nature like his father, he was not without brains.

On the contrary, he has been familiar with military books since he was a child. Although he is only a middle-aged man, he also has some abilities.

Can't compare to those famous generals, but as a general, he is still qualified.

Now they can't even beat the weakest bathtub of the Han army. Naturally, they don't have any advantage in fighting on the river.

Immediately ordering Mingjin to retreat, withdraw to the shore, and continue to deploy defenses to prevent the landing of the Han army is the only way.

dong dong——

There was a rush of beeping gold, fearing that Liu Bin was too far away to hear it, and the shore was still holding a flag on the tower to remind Liu Bin to retreat quickly.

Liu Bin listened to the sound of the drum and saw the flag, but he felt helpless.

The bathtub is so fierce, of course he also wants to withdraw!

But it was already killed by the bathtub, and after being knocked down randomly, the ships in the middle section could not obey the command at all, and there was even a tendency to continue to spread outward.

With such a situation, how can it be easily withdrawn?

The surrounding area is full of boats that have been knocked over by the bathtub, and it is not easy to turn around now!
"Order, continue according to the original plan!"

Liu Bin gritted his teeth and gave orders. The ships on the two wings are not in chaos yet.

That is, the snake head and the snake tail, which were originally intended to be used for double-teaming ships.

He personally raised the semaphore, let the ships on both wings outflank, and rammed directly into the bathtub.

Let the bathtub speed up, and with an inexplicable impact force, crash into one's own ship, and accidents will indeed happen.

But what if they take the initiative to run into it?
The speed of the bathtub has not increased, and the scorpion is much bigger than the bathtub, and the bathtub will definitely sink!
The ships on both wings dispersed, and Liu Bin ordered at the same time:

"Fire the arrows and shoot!"

Whoosh, whoosh, with Liu Bin's order, all arrows were fired.

If the ship is about to collide, it is necessary to use arrows to cover it.

For a while, it was raining arrows all over the sky again, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

And under the rain of arrows, the two wings rushing towards the bathtub at full speed is the real intention of the Donghu people.

Archery can't turn over, so I just drive the boat and hit the head office, right? !
"Run the boat over, hit it directly!!"

But something even more surprising happened.

The shape of this bathtub is round.

A round one has no edges and corners.

He bumped into the bathtub, but the round bathtub slid over.

The bow of the boat hit the tub, and the tub swiveled around, sticking to the bow and turned to the side of the hull, relieved the impact, and then swung aside.

Nothing happened.

Even the Donghu people on the boat could still see the soldiers of the Han army on the bathtub, turning around several times in front of their eyes.

Judging by his expression, he seemed to be a little confused.

That's right, there's nothing wrong with the bathtub, you'll get dizzy easily if you turn around in it.

Changed directly from a bumper car to a merry-go-round.

The Donghu soldiers were extremely shocked. They thought that they could hit the bathtub casually no matter what.

Unexpectedly, it became a laughing stock instead, as if punching the cushion with no strength at all.

Looking at the unimaginable scene in front of him, Liu Bin was in a daze.

He stared blankly at the Manjiang bathtub, unable to believe his eyes.

"How is this possible?"

He muttered to himself, the expression on his face was only shock and astonishment.

He originally thought that hitting the bathtub with a scorpion would definitely break this seemingly fragile formation, and he was sure of it.

However, the reality is so ironic that the bathtub is slipperier than a basketball.

Liu Bin's mind was a little confused, and he tried his best to clear his thoughts, but the so-called one-step resourcefulness could not explain everything that happened in front of him.

Tubs should be brittle, yet so tough.

The scorpion should be strong, but it is easily relieved by the bathtub.

He can even understand the once-in-a-century rainstorm in Changsha County, and even the rebirth of the Martial Saint and the passage of Yin soldiers are not impossible.

In a sense, these are actually a kind of art of war, a kind of strategy.

But he still couldn't understand, this unbelievable bathtub.

Is this reasonable?

This seems reasonable.

But it shouldn't be reasonable to ride a horse!
"Military division be careful!"

While Liu Bin was in a daze, a soldier shouted for victory.

Liu Bin didn't react in time, and several bathtubs hit the wagon he was on, making several loud bangs.

Liu Bin was hit so hard that he couldn't stand still, and fell to the ground suddenly.

Only then did he wake up a bit, and stood up staggeringly.

It's just that my mind is still buzzing, and I don't know if I fell or was shocked.

Like a walking dead, shaking his head numbly, he glanced at the soldiers on the deck.

It can be seen that the Donghu people on the deck are all scurrying around, completely devoid of fighting spirit.

Liu Bin staggered to the bow of the ship, and ordered to the officers and men who were steering:
"Turn the boat quickly, we will go back to the shore immediately, we must not die here!"

(End of this chapter)