my pets from history

Chapter 19 I have a friend

Jiang Xun in the bedroom still doesn't know that he has become the madness in the eyes of Napoleon Wang and Di Pangpang.

Now he wants to get rid of all distracting thoughts and concentrate on editing the video.

This may be the closest he has come to success. No matter what external factors can stop him from editing videos, if they are blocked by external factors, then he is a barking puppy!

For a moment, Jiang Xun was full of confidence.

"..."

About 3 minutes later, Jiang Xun yawned for a long time, glanced at the progress, and couldn't help being taken aback.

Hey, why did you complete 2% of the workload?
He looked at the time again, and found that it was past twelve o'clock, and it was almost time for a nap.

Get some sleep first.

After having this idea, Jiang Xun didn't hesitate, got up from the computer desk, went to bed immediately, found a small quilt, and lay down comfortably.

Being sleepy is not an external factor, it is an internal factor.

So it's not a breach of contract.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xunshui felt more at ease.

Siesta is the most pleasant time. Lying on the bed, feeling the warm sunshine shining on yourself, this feeling has an indescribable sense of comfort.

Jiang Xun was enjoying the sunshine like this. Suddenly, he seemed to hear some rustling sounds, and raised his eyelids in a daze. He seemed to see two figures standing in the sunlight , was whispering something.

"Can you do it?"

"Don't worry, I often help patients with acupuncture. Although this is the first time to do acupuncture in the form of a cat, it should be similar. Meow~"

"What if you accidentally make a mistake? Let us do the 'bloodletting therapy', just cut two random incisions, and you don't need to look for the acupuncture points you mentioned, it is absolutely safe. How about we each take a step back, you Put a needle in his head, I cut him..."

"..."

Hearing the discussion between the two of them, Jiang Xun, who was still sleepy, woke up all of a sudden, and suddenly sat up with a sit-up.

What the hell, a horror movie, right?

He widened his eyes, looked at Renjie Miao who was holding an embroidery needle and Napoleon Wang who was holding a knife, and exclaimed, "What do you want to do?!"

"Medicine, help you cure your illness!"

Napoleon Wang Dayi is awe-inspiring, with the appearance of self-sacrifice.

Jiang Xun:?
"Where did I get sick, are you crazy?" Jiang Xun couldn't help but said.

"If you weren't sick, would you just stay in the room and have fun all by yourself?" Napoleon Wang said with an expression of 'I've seen through you', "Don't worry, the medicine will cure you! Wang~"

After all, Napoleon Wang made a gesture and was about to step forward.

"No, I'm fine!"

Jiang Xun took a deep breath, snatched the knife from Napoleon Wang's hand, and pressed Napoleon Wang on the bed with the other hand, then looked at Di Pangpang beside him: "Where should you go to play?" Play!"

Fortunately, I didn't fall asleep completely, otherwise, I couldn't imagine what kind of torture I would suffer.

When I sleep in the future, I feel that I need two eyes to stand guard in turn, otherwise Jiang Xun has no idea what terrible things will happen after I fall asleep!

"I think what Mr. Jiang said makes sense."

Suddenly, Renjie, who was on the side, opened his mouth, and then said: "You can't judge whether Mr. Jiang is sick through some behaviors. I think it still needs to be diagnosed. Look, smell, ask, hope is not enough. Meow~"

Hearing Renjiemiao's very sensible words, Jiang Xun couldn't help but nodded, and gave Renjiemiao a thumbs up: "That's right, you are indeed a detective, with a set of logic!"

Renjie Meow: ...

Don't be a detective with me!

Although Renjiemiao was a little depressed, he still took the initiative to step forward and said to Jiang Xunmiao: "Mr. Jiang, please put your paw...ah no, please stretch out your wrist, let me feel your pulse. Meow. ~"

Seeing Renjiemiao's serious look, Jiang Xun was a little surprised.

Does Di Renjie know medical skills? I haven't heard much about it.

Although he was a little puzzled, Jiang Xun stretched out his hand and handed it in front of Renjiemiao so that he would not have to take turns standing guard with both eyes when he slept.

And Renjiemiao also stretched out his claws, and put them on Jiang Xun's wrist. In an instant, the big fat orange in front of him seemed to have transformed directly. Jiang Xun felt that what he saw in front of him was not a big fat orange, but He is an old doctor who is proficient in medicine.

Soon, Renjiemiao's expression became very serious, and he made a 'tsk tsk' sound from time to time.

Originally, Jiang Xun's mentality was not bad, but Renjie's voice made Jiang Xun feel quite uneasy.

Renjie meowed very seriously: "Do you occasionally have backaches and knee pains from time to time?"

Jiang Xun nodded.

"Sometimes dizziness and tinnitus, can't cheer up during the day, and insomnia and dreaminess when sleeping at night, five upset and hot, hot flashes and night sweats?"

"It should be... Yes, I'm not sure, it seems to be like this."

"Open your mouth and show me the coating on your tongue."

"what."

"Dry throat, red cheeks, red tongue with little fluid and no moss, thready pulse... Tsk tsk, it's terrible, it's terrible, meow~"

Renjiemiao's brows were tightly frowned, as if the illness seemed to be very troublesome.

When Jiang Xun saw Renjie's appearance, he couldn't help but take a deep breath, then secretly turned on his phone, searched Di Renjie on Baidu, and found that this guy really knows medical skills!
Then Jiang Xun googled his own symptoms again, and when he saw 'cancer', his eyes went dark.

It took a while for him to regain his senses, and then he asked Renjiemiao anxiously: "Master Di, what is my disease? Is it cancer, can I still be saved?!"

"What is cancer?"

Renjie Meow tilted his head and asked in great doubt.

Jiang Xun didn't know how to explain to Renjiemiao.

Seeing Jiang Xun's flustered posture, Ren Jiemiao turned his head back again, and said to Jiang Xunmiao: "It's not cancer, your performance is a typical early kidney deficiency! Meow~"

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
After hearing the word 'Kidney Deficiency', Jiang Xun did not hesitate, and said directly: "I don't have it, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

Just kidding, his mother and fetus have been single so far, how could he suffer from kidney deficiency.

Jiang Xun felt a little crazy.

Soon, Jiang Xun took a deep breath and gradually calmed down.

Although kidney deficiency is often caused by excessive fatigue, staying up late, irregular work and rest, excessive drinking, overeating, drinking too little water, salty diet, etc., are all possible causes of kidney deficiency.

Renjie Meow seemed to be used to such situations, he couldn't help but shook his head, meowed, and said to Napoleon who was not far away: "Mr. Na, let's go, it's not crazy. Meow~"

After all, I'm going back to watch "Detective Di Renjie" with Napoleon Wang.

Although he hadn't experienced it, his blood boiled after watching it, and even Ben Meow wanted to shout "Yuanfang, what do you think?".

Seeing that Renjie was about to leave, Jiang Xun was a little tangled. After hesitating for a moment, he immediately grabbed Renjie and asked in a low voice: "Renjie, I don't actually have those symptoms. What I just said is not mine. The symptoms belonged to a friend of mine, and now I want to ask for my friend, what should I do in this situation?"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Xun further added: "It's a real friend, don't get me wrong."

Immediately after Renjiemiao was pulled back, he showed the needle: "It's simple, just stick a needle and it will be fine!"

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun went to the bed without hesitation: "Take it, do whatever you want! Just treat me as Ziwei!"

Seeing the scene in front of him, Renjiemiao was puzzled again.

"Didn't you say they were your friends?"

"I'll try it for my friend first." Jiang Xun Sizhu is not afraid of boiling water.

"That's fine."

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