my pets from history

Chapter 97 The Minion's Wonderful Invention
"Taste two five, taste two five~"

The sound of police sirens is long and loud, and the whole town is re-examining the two-story villa... or Xiaodulou, which has been surrounded by police cars, and the special police comrades with real guns and real ammunition escorted away four wanted criminals and one wanted criminal who was not wanted. .

Although they are all dizzy, they can still walk while holding on.

And the old men and women at the head of the village also came out to watch the fun, pointing at each other and guessing what happened.

The most guessed is the Jiang Xun Miemen case.

That's right, the murderer they guessed was Jiang Xun.

why?

Who asked Jiang Xun to hang around here in the evening to inquire, and something happened here at night?If this rumor doesn't spread about him, who else can spread the rumor?
The little old men and the little old ladies in the village mainly focused on spreading rumors.

After watching the special police carry out the five people inside, Wang Wanyu became even more puzzled.

What's the situation, five hit one and five were counter-killed?this……

Is Jiang Xun too strong, or are the five of them too weak?

Wang Wanyu thought to herself, and at the same time was surprised by Jiang Xun, who seemed to be very thin.

If one of these five can speak now, they will definitely cry out for injustice.

What five hit one?
They didn't see Jiang Xun at all. It was the little cat and the little Xiu dog who killed them. Which mountain did Jiang Xun come from?How unfamiliar!

"Mr. Jiang, thank you very much for your help. You also know the next process. Please go back with us and make a record."

Wang Wanyu greeted him, and showed Jiang Xun the sweetest smile in his career.

Jiang Xun has proved everything with his strength.

This pure bounty hunter.

The matter of being called aunt in the past was nothing to Wang Wanyu.

That's right, in the future, if you encounter any problems, you can call me Wang Wanyu. Ten years later, I will be the police chief of Zhenhai City!
Wang Wanyu thought in her heart, after all, every time Jiang Xun called Wang Wanyu's police number to call the police, and occasionally called Bai Zhuoli's police number.

At least one-twentieth of the credit can be given to the two of them!

Just a few years after joining the job, such major cases were solved one after another. Wang Wanyu said that being a policeman is really worthwhile.

Hearing Wang Wanyu's words, Jiang Xun nodded.

He understands the rules of the police.

He has entered the palace four times... Hey, wait a minute, the statement seems a bit wrong.

Say it again.

This is the fourth time he has helped others and acted bravely.

but……

Jiang Xun thought of his carload of live treasures, and couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling.

No, I can't go back with them to take notes tonight.

Jiang Xun's eyes were firm, and when he was about to say something, Wang Wanyu in front of him suddenly answered the phone.

It seems that after communicating with the other end of the phone, Wang Wanyu showed a surprised expression, and then replied to Jiang Xun with a smile on her face: "I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, I just received the latest news, you don't need to take notes with us, there is a problem with the notes Can be omitted, disturb your rest, you can go back now."

Hearing Wang Wanyu's words, Jiang Xun almost raised a few question marks.

What's going on, why don't you need to take notes all of a sudden?

In any case, it's fine not to take notes.

Jiang Xun nodded in satisfaction, then said goodbye to Wang Wanyu, turned around and left, and returned to his small broken car.

Jiang Xun breathed a sigh of relief, and a white mist appeared in the air, and the noisy cats and dogs here tilted their heads instantly when they saw Jiang Xun coming back, feeling a little strange.

Renjie, who occupies the largest area and makes cats and dogs the most unhappy, asked meow-handily: "Aren't you going to make a record, why are you back? Meow~"

Hearing Renjiemiao's words, Jiang Xun couldn't help being a little surprised: "How do you know I'm going to take a record?"

"You think I'm stupid?"

Renjie looked at Jiang Xun with a look of caring for the mentally retarded, and then said: "After I came here, I took a look at the modern laws... Well, it's long, and different laws have different regulations. What traffic law, food safety law, criminal law, etc., I just glanced at it, of course I know, and I have to make a record when I encounter such a thing.”

Jiang Xun couldn't help being amazed when he heard the words.

What year is this? Even the little cat has started to memorize the legal provisions. The next step is to go to the lawyer's business qualification certificate?

Jiang Xun expressed his deep support.

Roll them to death!

The other cats, cats and dogs didn't have so many things to worry about. After seeing Jiang Xun coming back, they immediately clamored to go home, especially Napoleon Wang, who almost squeezed the back of Jiang Xun's driver's seat.

In this wobbly and obviously overloaded situation, Jiang Xun's car hit the road.

But it doesn't make sense to say it's overloaded.

Because the overload standard is that no more than five people can be carried.

And in the car, there was no one... Ah bah, but there was only one person.

In this sense, Jiang Xun was not overloaded.

"Who is the mobile phone on the co-pilot's seat for?"

Joan of Arc is cute and smart, but she behaves like a good cat, with her big eyes flickering ineffectively.

When Jiang Xun heard the words, he immediately smiled and said: "It's for you, Zhang Feimiao, and Sun Cewang. Don't play it now, let the minions process it when you go back, and process it into a display screen that is more suitable for cats and dogs to operate." Say it again."

Yes.

Through the unremitting efforts of the little yellow people, the cats and dogs in the villa have already used the exclusive touch screen suitable for them, and they can touch it at will without worrying about the disconnection problem!
"Great!"

Joan of Arc looked very happy, but she didn't wait to go back to ask the little yellow man for help, but disassembled a mobile phone on the spot, opened it very skillfully, and after inputting a lot of things, she couldn't wait to connect to Jiang Xun's mobile phone Hot spot, I watched "The Kingdom of China on the Bite of the Tongue" in situ.

Jiang Xun: ...

Listening to the very familiar voice of the program host, Jiang Xun never expected that Joan of Arc would like to watch this.

Seeing that Renjie Miao also moved his head to watch together, Jiang Xun didn't know what to say.

With these two cats, I will be eaten and bankrupt by them sooner or later!

Under Jiang Xun's superb driving skills, they quickly returned to the villa.

Jiang Xun parked the car and looked at the magnificent villa, very satisfied.

But as soon as they got out of the car, the cats and dogs seemed to have released their instincts and ran in all directions.

Napoleon Wang went to watch the little goldfish. Zhang Feimiao and Sun Cewang immediately locked the TV in the lobby and continued to watch "Three Kingdoms".

It can only be said that Zhang Feimiao said no, but he was very honest in his heart.

After all, it is a story about their era, and the protagonists are all familiar to Zhang Feimiao, so why would he not read it?
Yun Changmiao went to play on a motorcycle, Renjiemiao yawned, and the first thing he did when he returned to the villa was to find Shu Yuanfang, and let Shu Yuanfang continue to give him sunflower seeds like a black slave.

As for Sun Quanwang...

Since Sun Cewang came, Sun Quanwang has become more and more low-key and mysterious. Now he no longer knows where he is and what he is going to do.

After Jiang Xun returned to the villa, he would naturally do something big and vigorous.

So, without hesitation, Jiang Xun took five mobile phones and came to the basement floor.

The light on the basement floor was very dim. Jiang Xun couldn't help frowning when he saw this situation. After remembering to change the light bulb, he came to the utility room, pushed open the door of the utility room, and saw a rather mysterious inside. scene.

The utility room has completely changed.

When I first arrived, the utility room was still empty, but now there have been many things...Jiang Xun didn't know what to use, there were workbenches, cutting machines, and things that looked like microwave ovens. Jiang Xun didn't want them before. The water dispenser... Anyway, there are a lot of things that I don't know.

Jiang Xun didn't know what the minions were collecting these things for.

"Branana!"

After seeing Jiang Xun coming, the three minions were very excited, and immediately surrounded them, dancing and dancing, as if they wanted to introduce their latest invention to Jiang Xun.

But unfortunately, Jiang Xun couldn't understand what they were saying, so he could only guess through gestures.

"Dang Dang Dang Dang!"

Soon, the minions pushed a phone and came over. This phone was obviously a landline. Looking at the expectant expression of the minions, Jiang Xun didn't know what to say. After pondering for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up: "I Got it, this is a hyperspace phone, can it call me at different times?"

The minions shook their heads in unison.

What is that for?
Jiang Xun was very surprised.

Seeing that Jiang Xun was so confused, a little yellow man scratched Jiang Xun's long-lost itch and pointed at a QR code sign, very proud and proud.

"Is this a QR code?"

Jiang Xun was taken aback, took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code, and immediately showed a reminder that he would have to pay two yuan.

Jiang Xun paid two yuan suspiciously, then picked up the phone again, and found that the phone was available this time.

At this time, Jiang Xun found an explanation next to it.

"Pay phone booth."

"Just take out your mobile phone, pay the phone bill of two yuan, and you can use this landline to make calls!"

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
What the hell kind of weird invention is this? !

Jiang Xun was a little powerless to complain, and then looked at the little yellow man, and the little yellow man couldn't wait to show off their other inventions.

For example, automatic pants-wearing machine, automatic hair-washing machine, automatic scratching machine, automatic vegetable-cutting machine... Anyway, they are all fully automatic machines.

Jiang Xun watched their operations one by one.

The expression also went from being extremely happy at the beginning to gradually numb at the end.

What is this post bar stuff?

Your invention is simply useless!

Jiang Xun sighed deeply.

That's right, I shouldn't expect them to invent anything useful in the first place.

Finally, after each product was launched, Jiang Xun had no desire to continue watching.

And at this moment, he saw a toy water gun in the minions' trash can.

"Ok?"

Jiang Xun was taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "What is this?"

A little yellow man held up a wooden board, using pinyin: "Anti-gravity guns are all useless."

Jiang Xun:! ! !
This is the fucking thing that works!

　13000-3000=10000.

　　I only owe [-] words.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)