Siheyuan: This driver is too arrogant

Chapter 486 The mischievous king, the little witch! (Please subscribe)
"Ahem, little friend Liu Yuyan, please pay attention to your wording. Zero is zero, and duck eggs are duck eggs."

After all, the young teacher Xiao underestimated the second child, and corrected him seriously. The little girl tilted her head and raised her little hand, "Teacher, teacher, why is it that every time my father fails in the exam, my mother says that he is a big duck egg?" When he comes back, why don't you say that he got a bad score in the exam?"

Uh……

The teacher was also speechless by her question, "Your mother was using duck eggs as a metaphor for your father's poor performance in the exam, not that zero eggs equal duck eggs."

"Then if zero eggs are not equal to duck eggs, why does mom still want to borrow duck eggs? Does she want to borrow them instead of cooking them for us to eat?"

Laugh out loud!

The children all laughed so hard that they slapped the table. Teacher Xiao’s face turned purple and eggplant color!

I have never seen such a child who can argue!

"Well, let's talk about this duck egg problem later. Now the teacher has a question. I hope the children can raise their hands enthusiastically. Who can count from one to ten?"

Little child Liu Yuyan curled her lips, "Teacher, who are you looking down on!"

I can also count from one to ten, from one to one hundred million!

Seeing her sitting silently on the small bench, Teacher Xiao rolled his eyes and hummed, asking you and me to argue with you, then it's you!

"Kid Liu Yuyan, please stand up and answer this question."

"One, ten!" The second child stood up, put his left hand on his hips, and pointed his fingers with his right hand. He read two numbers and sat down again. Teacher Xiao smiled and said, "Kid Liu Yuyan, didn't you understand what the teacher meant? The teacher said you should Count from one to ten!”

"That's right, I just count from one to ten!" The little girl clasped her hands on her chest and replied calmly.

Teacher Xiao stamped his foot angrily, "I mean, count from one to ten!"

"Yes, one, ten!"

I'm furious!

This teacher who had just graduated from a normal college was so angry that his head was buzzing!She never dreamed that her first lesson in life would be taken advantage of by a six-year-old girl!
"I emphasize again, count from the number one, and stop when you reach ten. Do you understand?"

"I understand it when you say that!" The little girl stood up again, "Teacher, please make it clearer when you ask questions in the future. This big teacher can't even ask questions..."

"sit down!"

Teacher Xiao was so angry that his head was about to explode!
The eldest son and Shanshan covered their mouths and laughed, and the other children were also laughing. The instigator was sitting leisurely in the front row, swaying his little feet, looking very proud.

"We are learning mathematics in this class. Who among the students knows what mathematics is?" Teacher Xiao calmed down and spoke to the children in as gentle a language as possible.

"Mathematics is nothing!"

boom!
The classroom burst into laughter again!
"You..." Teacher Xiao turned around and saw that it was no one else, but this very beautiful naughty girl with two beautiful double ponytails!
"Come on, come on, what exactly is mathematics?"

"Mathematics is nothing, it's a subject, teacher, I still need to teach you this..."

The second child stood up with his hands on his waist. Just as he was about to scold the teacher, he suddenly thought that he was being too arrogant!

What if my parents are told...

Mom will fight!
Scared, so scared!
She sat down dejectedly, and Teacher Xiao was so angry that her head was pounding, "Yes, you are right, mathematics is not a thing, it is a knowledge, then, then..."

She was so angry that she didn't know what to say.

"Kid Liu Yuyan, the teacher is going to have a formal class next. Please sit down and don't talk nonsense, okay?"

"Okay, teacher, feel free to teach me. I won't tell you if you teach me wrong!"

Teacher Xiao almost rolled his eyes in anger!

I am a graduate of a technical secondary school and am in a kindergarten class in my district. How can I still teach wrongly?
Tsk, what are you so proud of!
The little one curled his lips in disdain, this teacher’s level is a bit low!

My grandpa is still very good. He went to a foreign university, so he is very good!

"Now let's talk about addition. What is addition? It means adding two numbers together to get a new number. The teacher will give you a math problem. One plus one equals..."

Teacher Xiao picked up the chalk and wrote a neat line of numbers on the blackboard. She held a pointer and said, "Everyone, read with me, one!"

"one……"

The second child curled his lips in disdain, "Teacher, you are coaxing the child here!"
"one!"

The children all shouted after the teacher. Teacher Xiao nodded with satisfaction. There are still good babies!

"Kid Liu Yuyan, why don't you read with everyone?"

"Teacher, didn't you let me speak?"

"I'm not letting you talk nonsense, not not letting you talk!" Teacher Xiao was so angry that his face was deformed!
"Then teacher, do you want me to speak or not?"

Teacher Xiao held the podium for a long time and then said word by word, "It's okay to let you talk!"

"That's great, the teacher finally let me speak!" The little one clapped his hands, "Forget it, there's nothing to say, teacher, it's up to you to speak!"

I'm furious!

Teacher Xiao coughed twice and continued to tell the children the problem of one plus one, "Remember, students, one plus one equals two!"

The little one raised his little hand.

"What problem do you have?" Seeing her raise her hand, Teacher Xiao was trembling in her heart!

This little beauty, this little devil, what else is she going to do?

"Teacher, what you said is wrong. One plus one sometimes does not equal two!"

"When does it not equal two?"

"Of course it's not equal to two if the calculation is wrong!"

I'm dizzy!

Teacher Xiao’s blood pressure jumped by several mercury columns!

If the calculation is wrong, the calculation is still equal to hundreds of millions!

"From now on..." Teacher Xiao grabbed the cup and took a sip of water, staring at the little one angrily.

"What are you doing?" The little boy asked with a bit of stupidity in his clear eyes.

"You are not allowed to speak, you are not allowed to ask questions, and you are not allowed to interrupt, do you hear me?"

The little one covered his mouth, and Teacher Xiao's eyes widened, "Did you hear that?"

"You didn't let me speak!" The little one looked aggrieved.

I'm furious!

Really pissed me off!

"Remember, you are not allowed to speak until get out of class is over, do you hear me?"

The little one covered his mouth, blinked his big eyes, and nodded vigorously. If you don't let me speak... then I won't speak. Why are you so fierce!

Weird scary!

"One plus one equals two, one plus two, think about it, two matches plus one match..."

The little one took out a box of matches from her pocket. They were used by her father to light the fire when he was cooking in the morning. She quietly stole them over.

One match, two matches, equal to three matches, but if there is a prick...

Then Teacher Xiao saw a puff of white smoke rising from under the podium, and the yellow flames started to burn!

"What are you doing!"

Teacher Xiao rushed to her, grabbed the match and put it out, staring at the little one angrily, "Why are you so naughty, playing with fire in the classroom!"

The little one blinked and said nothing.

"say!"

"The teacher said that one match plus two matches is equal to three matches, but after the match is lit, there is nothing, and it is still equal to a big duck egg!"

The little one wasn't angry at all and said with a smile.

"Stand against the wall. Don't talk or make small moves! Do you hear me?"

The little one nodded obediently, ran to the corner, and stood obediently. The children's laughter became even louder!
This beautiful kid is so funny!
At least she persisted in this lesson. Teacher Xiao was already sweating. She looked helplessly at the little one who was standing obediently and waved her hand, "Go back. I didn't understand this lesson. The teacher will teach you later."

"No need, teacher, my grandpa has taught me these things a long time ago." The little one was a little disdainful, "Isn't it just addition, subtraction, multiplication and division! Our dog can know it, why should we need someone to teach it?"

Teacher Xiao felt that he had been hit mentally by [-] points!

A dog knows everything!
Co-authored by Teacher I am worse than a dog!

I'm so angry...I'm so angry!
"Okay, okay, let's go out and play!" Teacher Xiao gritted his teeth, finally managed a smile, and waved her hand to let her out.

"Hoho, let's go out and play!"

The little one was so happy that he almost turned somersaults!
The playground is where this young lady can show off her talents!
Little noobs, your big sister is here!
"Sister, come here!" The boss still felt sorry for his sister. He waved to her and handed the water cup to her, asking her to drink some water. The little one took it and poured it down, drinking the hawthorn water that her father made in the morning. Everything turned upside down.

"Don't make trouble in class. If the teacher tells dad, you will be beaten!" When her brother warned her, the little girl wiped the water from the corner of her mouth, "Don't be afraid, dad won't beat me, as long as you don't tell mom!"

"Ugh!"

As an elder brother, there is no way.

The bell rang and the physical education class began. A tall and handsome male teacher stood in front of them and told the children to line up obediently, put their hands forward, and keep a distance from the children in front!

"Today the teacher will teach you a game called Throwing the Handkerchief..."

"cut!"

Disdainful voices came from the crowd, which confused the male teacher, "Which child made the voice just now?"

The children all looked at the little one.

The little one finally felt a little blushing. She lowered her head and walked out of the team. She waved to the teacher and smiled, "Teacher, it's me!"

"Don't children like to play with lost handkerchiefs?" Teacher Qian saw the beautiful little girl and immediately smiled and asked.

"Teacher, teacher, throwing handkerchiefs is a game played by three-year-olds. I am already six years old!"

"Yes, yes, she is six years old, she is a big kid!" Teacher Qian knelt down and pinched her little face, "What games do you like to play, little kid?"

"Fight on horseback!" the little one said quickly.

"Fight on horseback? Can you ride a horse?"

"Yes, yes, yes, my grandpa's home is in the prairie. I was able to ride a sheep when I was three years old, and a donkey when I was five years old. Now I can also ride a horse!"

"Really?"

"Teacher, why did I lie to you? Teacher, let's play horseback riding and fight. Please, teacher!" The little boy pulled Teacher Qian's arm and swung it around. Seeing the little beauty begging like this, Teacher Qian also softened his heart. Who can refuse? What about the beauty’s request?
Although this little beauty is a bit young...

"Okay, kid, can you teach us how to play horseback riding and fight?"

"Okay, okay, can everyone follow my instructions?"

"Of course!" Teacher Qian took out a brand new whistle from his pocket, "This is for you, you are our commander now!"

He also stood with his legs together and saluted the little one!
The children all laughed, but they had no idea what disaster would happen in the next four to ten minutes!

"Everyone, divide into two teams!" The little boy took the whistle and hung it around his neck. His whole temperament immediately changed. A pair of beautiful big eyes cast a serious light, which made Teacher Qian confused!

This is not a child, he is clearly a general commanding Ruoding!
The children didn't know what was going on, so they had no choice but to follow her orders and divide into two teams. Then she pointed at her older brother and said, "Kid Liu Zhengjie, you are responsible for leading the first team. Follow me for the second team!"

"Okay!" The boss covered his mouth and laughed. The younger sister is really fooling around!

I hope your mother won't spank you when you get home!
The eldest brother is also a veteran in the battlefield. He once set a glorious record of being killed by the little ones sixty times and still refused to admit defeat. He led the children into several small teams. He was about to tear down the wooden sticks on the wall to use as weapons, but was immediately killed by Teacher Qian. Stopped!

What is this? What is this?

This is a physical education class, not a fight!
Why are you using your weapon?
"Everyone is included!" Xiao Budian led another group of twenty children, divided into four teams. Each team selected a captain and enforced strict discipline!

Ten minutes later, Teacher Qian blew the whistle, and the two sides began a capture-the-flag offensive and defensive battle on the playground!

A small red flag is erected on the playground. Whoever grabs the red flag wins!

The little one ordered the two teams to attack first!As bait!
The eldest brother has also imitated adultery, and when he sees that his younger sister is following the old trick of gathering around for support, he is determined not to be fooled!He also sent two teams of ten children, laughing and rushing over to mix with the team sent by his sister.

But the boss's eyes were constantly observing the movement direction of the other two teams under his sister.

Ok?
where it goes?

He immediately realized that something was not going well. With a wave of his little hand, the whole army attacked, leading ten children to run quickly towards the flag in the center of the playground. As soon as he got halfway, he saw his sister leading the remaining two teams, starting from the east and west sides. Come outflank from all directions!
Oops, I fell into a trap!
The boss was very upset and hurriedly told his children to leave it alone and continue rushing. If we grab the flag, we will win!

Unfortunately, the boss still underestimated his sister's cleverness. As soon as they got the flag, they were surrounded by twenty children. The little guys held hands and surrounded the 20 of them. Everyone was pushing and shoving, laughing and laughing. .

"Isn't it fun?" Teacher Qian also watched with great interest, vaguely feeling that these brothers and sisters were not simple, they could actually use tactics at such a young age!
"It's fun!" Children are free and romantic in nature, and being forced to line up in a circle and play boring games every day bores them to death!
How wonderful it is to run freely on the playground, cooperate with many peers, play games together, and win...

"How about we continue playing in the next class?" Teacher Qian was also an educated youth who went to the countryside. When he saw the "wild" children inspired by this pair of brothers and sisters, he nodded slightly. What a little girl, her organizational and command abilities are far beyond her. peer!

He will definitely be a hero in the future!
After class, Teacher Xiao stood in the distance and waved to Teacher Qian. Teacher Qian hurried over and Teacher Xiao handed him a handkerchief, "Aren't you in physical education class? Why are the children playing capture the flag?"

"Let me tell you Tingting, this is not what I teach children to play. They are all that little girl, the one with the twin tails over there. At such a young age, she is not only beautiful but also very smart. She can actually besiege the city to help. It's really admire……"

"That child!"

Teacher Xiao turned around and his face turned green!

The king of trouble!

little witch!
Little friend Liu Yuyan!

(End of this chapter)