Siheyuan: This driver is too arrogant
Chapter 89 What a coincidence, you come to shit too!
Chapter 89 What a coincidence, you come to shit too!
On the grass in front, there is a fox squatting impressively!
The fox is also convenient!
Fox: What a coincidence, you also come out to pull shit!
together chant!
One person and one fox just squatted on the grassland with wide-eyed and small-eyed eyes. If you don't move, I won't move.
"Uncle Qin, did you cheat or make shit..."
Liu Weidong probed to see, good guy, two bastards are having sex on the grassland!
He honked the horn hard, and the fox stood up wagging its tail, kicked the dirt on the ground with its hind legs, covered the poop, cast a contemptuous glance at the old soldier, and walked arrogantly into the depths of the grassland. .
"Uncle Qin, it's not that I'm talking about you. You just have nothing to do. We have to hurry back. We've been running for half a month this time, just in case..."
"What can I have, as long as there is oil in the fuel tank, water in the water tank, and big cakes in the bag, let alone half a month, I can run for a year!" This guy put on his trouser belt, pulled a handful of grass and rubbed it. Rubbing his hands, he opened the car door and jumped in, "What are you doing in such a hurry to go back? Look at the faces of Xie Zhiheng and Xu Damao's bastards? Pooh!"
"You can come up quickly!" Liu Weidong honked the horn impatiently, "fasten your seat belt!"
The car started again, and the wide wheels rolled on the grass, leaving deep ruts.
A shepherd appeared in the distance, Liu Weidong honked his horn twice, and the shepherd also picked up his whip and whistled twice in response.
As the sky gradually darkened, the stars jumped out one by one, twinkling and twinkling, like children blinking mischievously.
The headlights came on, and two beams of light illuminated the grass in front.
In the vast grassland, with no one inhabited for hundreds of miles, the car was driving in the dark, and various animals ran past the car from time to time. At first, Liu Weidong was able to take care of it, stepping on the brakes to let them pass first, but later he did not stop at all. Don't step on the accelerator, just rush forward!
After driving until the middle of the night, he finally felt sleepy. He parked the car on a flat grassy field, turned off the engine, pulled off his military coat and buttoned it on his body, and fell asleep soundly.
"Weidong wake up, wake up!"
I don't know how long he slept, the veteran poked him a few times, Liu Weidong rubbed his eyes, took off his military coat and looked outside, he was stunned!
What is this?
Nothing!
Liu Weidong raised his hand and gave the old soldier a big neck, and the old soldier laughed loudly, "You really don't make fun of me, haha, I laughed so hard, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll get out of the car and go conveniently!"
At this time, the sky was already light, Liu Weidong didn't care about him, he pulled off his military coat and wanted to get back into the cage again, when he suddenly heard Qin Yongjiang's hoarse cry for help, he snorted through his nose, veteran oil is not a good thing, Still fighting with me!
Play it yourself!
"Weidong, Weidong, come out and see what's lying on my back!" The veteran's voice became more and more miserable, Liu Weidong yawned and pulled off his seat belt, "Uncle Qin, you have become a wolf It's a child, can you change your tricks?"
"You, come down and take a look, there is really something lying on my back!"
"Which family's little widow is lying on your back?" Liu Weidong opened the car door, rubbed his eyes, and was shocked immediately!
There is really something lying on Qin Yongjiang's back!
With gray hair and grinning teeth, what could it be if it wasn't a wolf!
No, no, the wolf's claws are not so short, could it be the legendary embarrassment?
"Weidong, hurry up and tear this thing off me, woo, I don't want to die yet..." The braggart and soft-hearted veteran was so scared that he burst into tears, Liu Weidong hurriedly picked up an iron rod He rushed out and aimed at the short-legged wolf lying on his back!
"hiss!"
The wolf turned around sharply, and bit the iron rod that Liu Weidong swung over. His thick white teeth gleamed in the morning light, and his heart skipped a beat when he saw it!
He also finally saw clearly why the wolf's front legs were relatively short. It turned out that the wolf's claws on the left front leg were chopped off, exposing the stubble!
"Weidong, take it easy, don't hit me..."
This wolf with a broken leg stared at Liu Weidong with a pair of fierce triangular eyes, while the other intact right front leg firmly grabbed the shoulder of the old soldier Youzi, preventing him from escaping!
The veteran, Youzi, had been frightened for a long time. He sat on the grass with his legs limp, his whole body trembling, and he peed again in fright!
On the one hand, Liu Weidong despised the rat courage of the old soldier, on the other hand, he tightly grasped the iron rod, and pulled it out of the wolf's mouth!
The iron rod rubbed against the wolf's teeth, making a harsh creaking sound. Liu Weidong pulled it out suddenly, raised it high, swung it round, and smashed it down on the back of the wolf!
The wolf with a broken leg saw it clearly, seeing that the iron rod was about to fall down, it quickly jumped out!
boom!
The iron rod hit Veteran Youzi's ass impartially, causing him to groan in pain, and jumped several meters forward!
"Weidong, watch carefully, I'm sure I didn't break my hip..." The veteran rubbed his butt, turned his head to look at the grinning wolf, said hello, and didn't care about wiping his butt, and slipped out with his pants up. At the bottom of the car, I dare not come out again!
One person and one wolf, just staring at each other like this, no one dared to strike first.
The gaze of this wolf with a broken leg is more ferocious than that of ordinary wolves, but its size is much smaller than the wolves that besieged the Huangcaoling livestock point last time, and its bones are also very thin. It seems that these three-legged wolves are not doing well. .
Otherwise, it wouldn't risk ambushing veterans who urinate and defecate everywhere.
Liu Weidong took a step back, put the iron rod on the ground, and winked at the broken leg wolf.
The broken-legged wolf also took two steps back. Seeing that he didn't intend to kill them all, he turned his head and hissed and roared, and disappeared on the vast grassland with three legs.
"Let's go?" The old soldier raised his trousers and poked his head from under the carriage.
"Let's go!" Liu Weidong pulled a piece of pink toilet paper and threw it over. "I just found out that this wolf belongs to the head mother. It's probably because of you..."
"Oh my god, don't talk to me anymore, you scared me enough just now, next time I go to the toilet, I'll carry a stick..."
The guy pulled up his pants, and regained his usual air, "Weidong, didn't I tell you, this wolf is the most shameless, sneak attack, if it is tough, I will beat it ten times alone!"
"Listen, Uncle Qin, what's the sound outside?" Liu Weidong rolled down the window and smiled at him.
"What's the sound, is the wolf coming again?"
"No, it's the sound of your bragging that almost blows the earth away!"
"Damn, you kid, you don't take cursing around corners!"
Liu Weidong laughed loudly, kicked the gas pedal, and the car chased the rabbits running around on the grass, and rushed to the distant Baiyun Obo mining area!
It was not until the next afternoon that the two arrived at the mining area. Buheoler and Qian Zhengjun went out to greet them. Looking at the brand-new cab, their eyes turned green with envy!
"Well, Comrade Liu Weidong, where are you looking like a mischievous eye?" Seeing him stretching his neck to look in the direction of the mining area hospital, Buheole deliberately made fun of him.
"You don't know what I'm looking at?" Liu Weidong didn't hide it, "Uncle, how is Princess doing?"
"It's not good!" Buheoler's words made his heart jump up!
Did the little girl get into trouble?
The strong wind blows my mouth.
I hope that the strong wind will blow a few monthly tickets, ho ho!
(End of this chapter)
On the grass in front, there is a fox squatting impressively!
The fox is also convenient!
Fox: What a coincidence, you also come out to pull shit!
together chant!
One person and one fox just squatted on the grassland with wide-eyed and small-eyed eyes. If you don't move, I won't move.
"Uncle Qin, did you cheat or make shit..."
Liu Weidong probed to see, good guy, two bastards are having sex on the grassland!
He honked the horn hard, and the fox stood up wagging its tail, kicked the dirt on the ground with its hind legs, covered the poop, cast a contemptuous glance at the old soldier, and walked arrogantly into the depths of the grassland. .
"Uncle Qin, it's not that I'm talking about you. You just have nothing to do. We have to hurry back. We've been running for half a month this time, just in case..."
"What can I have, as long as there is oil in the fuel tank, water in the water tank, and big cakes in the bag, let alone half a month, I can run for a year!" This guy put on his trouser belt, pulled a handful of grass and rubbed it. Rubbing his hands, he opened the car door and jumped in, "What are you doing in such a hurry to go back? Look at the faces of Xie Zhiheng and Xu Damao's bastards? Pooh!"
"You can come up quickly!" Liu Weidong honked the horn impatiently, "fasten your seat belt!"
The car started again, and the wide wheels rolled on the grass, leaving deep ruts.
A shepherd appeared in the distance, Liu Weidong honked his horn twice, and the shepherd also picked up his whip and whistled twice in response.
As the sky gradually darkened, the stars jumped out one by one, twinkling and twinkling, like children blinking mischievously.
The headlights came on, and two beams of light illuminated the grass in front.
In the vast grassland, with no one inhabited for hundreds of miles, the car was driving in the dark, and various animals ran past the car from time to time. At first, Liu Weidong was able to take care of it, stepping on the brakes to let them pass first, but later he did not stop at all. Don't step on the accelerator, just rush forward!
After driving until the middle of the night, he finally felt sleepy. He parked the car on a flat grassy field, turned off the engine, pulled off his military coat and buttoned it on his body, and fell asleep soundly.
"Weidong wake up, wake up!"
I don't know how long he slept, the veteran poked him a few times, Liu Weidong rubbed his eyes, took off his military coat and looked outside, he was stunned!
What is this?
Nothing!
Liu Weidong raised his hand and gave the old soldier a big neck, and the old soldier laughed loudly, "You really don't make fun of me, haha, I laughed so hard, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll get out of the car and go conveniently!"
At this time, the sky was already light, Liu Weidong didn't care about him, he pulled off his military coat and wanted to get back into the cage again, when he suddenly heard Qin Yongjiang's hoarse cry for help, he snorted through his nose, veteran oil is not a good thing, Still fighting with me!
Play it yourself!
"Weidong, Weidong, come out and see what's lying on my back!" The veteran's voice became more and more miserable, Liu Weidong yawned and pulled off his seat belt, "Uncle Qin, you have become a wolf It's a child, can you change your tricks?"
"You, come down and take a look, there is really something lying on my back!"
"Which family's little widow is lying on your back?" Liu Weidong opened the car door, rubbed his eyes, and was shocked immediately!
There is really something lying on Qin Yongjiang's back!
With gray hair and grinning teeth, what could it be if it wasn't a wolf!
No, no, the wolf's claws are not so short, could it be the legendary embarrassment?
"Weidong, hurry up and tear this thing off me, woo, I don't want to die yet..." The braggart and soft-hearted veteran was so scared that he burst into tears, Liu Weidong hurriedly picked up an iron rod He rushed out and aimed at the short-legged wolf lying on his back!
"hiss!"
The wolf turned around sharply, and bit the iron rod that Liu Weidong swung over. His thick white teeth gleamed in the morning light, and his heart skipped a beat when he saw it!
He also finally saw clearly why the wolf's front legs were relatively short. It turned out that the wolf's claws on the left front leg were chopped off, exposing the stubble!
"Weidong, take it easy, don't hit me..."
This wolf with a broken leg stared at Liu Weidong with a pair of fierce triangular eyes, while the other intact right front leg firmly grabbed the shoulder of the old soldier Youzi, preventing him from escaping!
The veteran, Youzi, had been frightened for a long time. He sat on the grass with his legs limp, his whole body trembling, and he peed again in fright!
On the one hand, Liu Weidong despised the rat courage of the old soldier, on the other hand, he tightly grasped the iron rod, and pulled it out of the wolf's mouth!
The iron rod rubbed against the wolf's teeth, making a harsh creaking sound. Liu Weidong pulled it out suddenly, raised it high, swung it round, and smashed it down on the back of the wolf!
The wolf with a broken leg saw it clearly, seeing that the iron rod was about to fall down, it quickly jumped out!
boom!
The iron rod hit Veteran Youzi's ass impartially, causing him to groan in pain, and jumped several meters forward!
"Weidong, watch carefully, I'm sure I didn't break my hip..." The veteran rubbed his butt, turned his head to look at the grinning wolf, said hello, and didn't care about wiping his butt, and slipped out with his pants up. At the bottom of the car, I dare not come out again!
One person and one wolf, just staring at each other like this, no one dared to strike first.
The gaze of this wolf with a broken leg is more ferocious than that of ordinary wolves, but its size is much smaller than the wolves that besieged the Huangcaoling livestock point last time, and its bones are also very thin. It seems that these three-legged wolves are not doing well. .
Otherwise, it wouldn't risk ambushing veterans who urinate and defecate everywhere.
Liu Weidong took a step back, put the iron rod on the ground, and winked at the broken leg wolf.
The broken-legged wolf also took two steps back. Seeing that he didn't intend to kill them all, he turned his head and hissed and roared, and disappeared on the vast grassland with three legs.
"Let's go?" The old soldier raised his trousers and poked his head from under the carriage.
"Let's go!" Liu Weidong pulled a piece of pink toilet paper and threw it over. "I just found out that this wolf belongs to the head mother. It's probably because of you..."
"Oh my god, don't talk to me anymore, you scared me enough just now, next time I go to the toilet, I'll carry a stick..."
The guy pulled up his pants, and regained his usual air, "Weidong, didn't I tell you, this wolf is the most shameless, sneak attack, if it is tough, I will beat it ten times alone!"
"Listen, Uncle Qin, what's the sound outside?" Liu Weidong rolled down the window and smiled at him.
"What's the sound, is the wolf coming again?"
"No, it's the sound of your bragging that almost blows the earth away!"
"Damn, you kid, you don't take cursing around corners!"
Liu Weidong laughed loudly, kicked the gas pedal, and the car chased the rabbits running around on the grass, and rushed to the distant Baiyun Obo mining area!
It was not until the next afternoon that the two arrived at the mining area. Buheoler and Qian Zhengjun went out to greet them. Looking at the brand-new cab, their eyes turned green with envy!
"Well, Comrade Liu Weidong, where are you looking like a mischievous eye?" Seeing him stretching his neck to look in the direction of the mining area hospital, Buheole deliberately made fun of him.
"You don't know what I'm looking at?" Liu Weidong didn't hide it, "Uncle, how is Princess doing?"
"It's not good!" Buheoler's words made his heart jump up!
Did the little girl get into trouble?
The strong wind blows my mouth.
I hope that the strong wind will blow a few monthly tickets, ho ho!
(End of this chapter)
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