fairy pot

Chapter 1 Ma'am, you don't want Master to know...

"What the hell is going on?"

In a daze, Han Jier heard a rhythmic um-oh sound invade his head.

He shuddered, and an evocative image immediately flashed in his mind.

"Fuck! It's so loud? My roommate won't bring his girlfriend into my room to make trouble, right?"

Han Ji instantly sobered up a lot!

He is a part-time social animal engaged in design in a game company, and he shares a four-bedroom shared house with others.

There are four roommates in the shared room, two of whom are trendy men and women who sleep by day and come out at night.

There is also a 1.7-meter black fat man who is a photographer.

This guy doesn't look good, but he has a very good talking mouth.

Every few days, I can coax some little girls to come back and have all kinds of fun.

Han Ji has always been very contemptuous of this person's behavior.

Han Ji remembered that he was socializing with the leader at KTV last night, and fell asleep when he got home.According to his biological clock, even if he was drunk, the estimated time to wake up would be around seven o'clock in the morning.

At this point in time, those two trendy men and women probably fell asleep in some hotel, and there were only big black and fat people in the room who could make trouble.

'Those who ride horses, allow me to criticize. '

Han Ji was so angry that he opened his eyes and wanted to get up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, two 'white lights' entangled in one place came into view.

Han Ji looked at one of the plump and white figures, and once he stuck out his tongue, he wanted to criticize it carefully.

I just took a closer look, but was confused by a shiny bald head that undulates up and down.

'Huh?How is it a bald head?Has this guy changed his hairstyle? '

Just had this thought.

The unfamiliar surroundings caught Han Ji by surprise again.

Into the eye.

It is a small yard that is a bit hazy under the moonlight.

In addition to the monk's robes and skirts discarded messily on the ground.

You can also see rockery flowers and plants.

This environment is obviously not a shared house, but more like a garden.

Before Han Ji could react, there was a burst of pain in his head, which immediately made his eyes widen.

'hiss! '

'Brother, am I transmigrating? '

"Daliang Yunzhou... Kaiyun County, Chongshan Prefecture... Han Xiaoyi, a servant of Liu Yuanwai's house... was beaten to death by the monk for accidentally spying on the private meeting between the mistress and the monk Huiming of Tianning Temple? '

Han Ji's heart was like ten thousand muddy horses galloping past.

When he woke up, he actually traveled directly!

His body belongs to a 14-year-old boy named Han Xiaoyi.

Han Xiaoyi was born in a poor family. When he was six or seven years old, he was sold by his parents to the home of Mr. Liu, a wealthy family in Kaiyuan County, as a slave.

Xiao Han is an honest boy, but he is also diligent and hardworking.

But tonight, while pouring the chamber pot for Mr. Liu's youngest son, he accidentally bumped into a private meeting between Mrs. Liu and the monk Huiming of Tianning Temple who was invited to pray for blessings during the day.

Xiao Han was still in a daze, but he was slapped to death by monk Huiming, and Han Ji came.

Han Ji was very stupid about this.

Time-traveling is not unacceptable to him. In the past few years, he has read all kinds of cool articles in "Start xxx", and he has dreamed of time-traveling countless times.

Even if he became a slave, it was still within the range of his heart as a social animal.

After all, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi.

but.

It is possible to hang up directly at the beginning, he can't accept it!
'Nimma's! '

'Who the hell arranged for Lao Tzu to travel through time?At least give it some time to develop! '

'The co-author's predecessor was just beaten to death, and Lao Tzu was sent here? '

'Fuck!Is this going to stop? '

Han Ji had a toothache.

"Hey, you thief monk, what are you doing so hard... Is that kid really dead?"

Han Jixin was cursing secretly, thinking about how to survive, the rhythmic movement nearby stopped after a crisp sound.

Immediately, a charming voice came to his ears.

Han Ji hastily closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

"Hey~ Little monk's martial arts, Ma'am, you have experienced it day and night, don't you know?"

"What time is it, and you're still talking about this." The charming voice was a little dissatisfied.

"Madam, don't worry, this kid's small body, how can he withstand my palm? I have already detected his breath just now, and he is already dead."

It was obviously Monk Huiming who spoke.

"Hey, it's less troublesome if he's dead, but it's not easy to deal with."

"It's just a servant. If he dies, he will die. What should he do?" The monk said in a disdainful tone.

Mrs. Liu complained: "Hmph! You only care about your own happiness, you are free and easy, and all the trouble is on me. This kid died in this garden for no reason. How can I explain to the master later?"

Monk Huiming laughed and said: "Madam's words are wrong. What does it mean that a monk cares about his own happiness? Could it be that Madam is not smooth?"

"What are you talking about?!"

"Okay, okay, this time it's the monk, I'm a little impatient, and it's all my fault. Madam, as long as you handle this boy's affairs properly, I will naturally do my best to repay the monk in the future." Monk Huiming said in relief.

"Huh!" Mrs. Liu snorted softly, "Hurry up and leave, I will have to find an excuse later to call someone to take care of this kid's body, if someone sees you staying with me, it's hard to explain. "

Monk Huiming said: "Madam, have you thought about this?"

"It's just that this kid has evil thoughts in his heart and intends to treat me lightly. Because of my resistance, he was terrified, and when he jumped over the wall to escape, he accidentally fell to his death."

"Okay! That's right from the start!"

Han Ji lay on the ground and listened carefully, filled with resentment.

'On horseback!Adulterer! '

He didn't expect that even if he was 'dead', he would bear such a scapegoat.

But after hearing these words, his mind became active.

He inherited the memory of his predecessor, knowing that this monk slapped his predecessor to death with a single slap, and his method was very good.

Especially that palm with a bit of vigor, not an ordinary person's method.

According to the superficial knowledge of his predecessor, Xiao Han, there seems to be a knight-errant in this world, and this monk is probably some kind of powerful warrior.

If the monk doesn't leave, if he wants to dispose of his 'corpse' himself, he may not be able to avoid death.

Now that the adulterer and adulteress are so fussy, it is Han Ji's vitality.

Thinking that if he wants to survive, he still has to wait for the right time, Han Ji hurriedly restrained his distracting thoughts, not daring to show his flaws, so that the two of them could see through.

Just wait a while.

Hearing a rustling sound, and someone's footsteps leaving softly, Han Ji opened his eyes slightly.

As expected, the monk Huiming had disappeared, leaving Madam Liu alone, looking around while packing her clothes.

'This thief is bald, what a blessing. 'By the moonlight, Han Ji saw Mrs. Liu's appearance clearly. Although she was a middle-aged lady, her appearance was not bad. She was plump and her skin was well maintained.

Coupled with a brown and yellow ruffled lace sleeves, it looks dignified and atmospheric, adding to the excitement.

But the next moment, Han Ji put his mind back.

It's just because after Mrs. Liu tidied up her clothes, she opened her eyes to look at the surrounding environment, and she raised her head and wanted to shout!
Seeing this, Han Ji couldn't lie down.

Immediately broke out at the fastest speed in his life, as soon as he got off the bridge, he jumped to Mrs. Liu's side.

In the terrified eyes of the other party, he strangled the woman's neck and covered her mouth.

The situation was urgent, and in a hurry, Han Ji subconsciously threatened: "Madam, you don't want Master to know..."

Not finished.

The woman in her arms struggled violently!

Hey!
The program got it wrong.

"Cough cough..."

Han Ji hastily tightened his arms, and said in a deep voice, "Ma'am, don't panic, I don't intend to kill Madam, I just want to find a way out."

"It's just that if Madam doesn't cooperate, don't blame me for being cruel."

He was also a little rejoiced.

Fortunately, this woman has just gone through a "hard work", and her body is still soft at the moment, otherwise, with his age and strength, he may not be able to control her.

Seeing that the woman got this word, she no longer struggled.

Han Jicai opened his mouth again, revealing the plan he had planned just now when he was lying on the ground: "Xiao Yi knows that after today's incident, he will no longer be able to stay in the mansion, so he will leave Kaiyun County overnight. It is just that he has no belongings. It is inconvenient to walk."

"If Ma'am is willing to give me some money, the grievances tonight will be settled."

"As for Madam's private affairs with that bald thief, of course it has nothing to do with me."

"If madam agrees, nod."

Mrs. Liu's body was slightly stiff, but she still responded.

Only then did Han Ji let go of his hand covering Madam Liu's mouth.

Mrs. Liu said in half panic and half resentment: "You... don't hurt me... I have all the money on me, and I promised that thief monk, and now there are only a few soft things. With your status, I'm afraid it's not convenient to deal with it. , it is even more difficult to exchange for anything to eat.”

Han Ji tightened his strangled arms.

Mrs. Liu hurriedly said: "Master has cash in his study, I can take you to get it!"

"At this moment, the master probably sleeps in some lowly servant's room, and the study room is mostly empty."

Han Jiji moved his head slightly, and threatened: "Ma'am, don't play tricks on me. A person like Madam must be very clear about the truth that barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes. Besides, I have only died once, so I am not afraid of changing my life." !"

"I understand, I understand..."

……

With Mrs. Liu's promise, Han Ji pulled off the golden hairpin from the opponent's head to make a sharp weapon.

Pushing against the opponent's back, he walked around the corridor and small courtyard with the woman to the outside of Liu Yuanwai's study.

Unexpectedly, I saw candlelight flickering in the room.

Han Ji's heart tightened, and the sharp point on Mrs. Liu's back moved forward.

"What's going on? Ma'am playing tricks on me?"

"hiss!"

Mrs. Liu let out a low cry, and said in horror: "I don't, I don't..."

"At such a time in the past, the master wouldn't be in the study. Perhaps some servant forgot to blow out the candles. I'll go over and have a look..."

Han Ji didn't want to regenerate any side issues.

He had just rushed to the study with Mrs. Liu, and he almost ran into a servant of the mansion on the way. Fortunately, he had the memory of his previous life and understood the environment in the mansion, so he escaped.

It would be too risky to take this woman around the mansion again.

So he pushed the woman to the outside window of the study.

As soon as they got closer, the two heard a clear voice of a woman coming from the study.

Han Jizheng frowned, and Mrs. Liu beside her was angry, and cursed in a low voice: "I've never heard this voice before, and what kind of bold and coquettish son in the house dares to sneak into the master's bed while I'm not around?!"

Saying that, without Han Ji's instructions, he dipped his little finger in some saliva, printed a small eye on the window paper, and looked inside.

Han Jizheng was stunned.

Seeing Mrs. Liu's complexion changed drastically, she turned pale in an instant, she was even more exclaimed!
Han Ji felt bad, and hurriedly covered the woman's lips and teeth.

Then with some curiosity, I looked inside.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter, if you look at the situation inside, you will be shocked.

"Fuck, is this still a fairy world?"

(End of this chapter)