Feng Shen: I, Bo Yi Kao, will never be the Emperor Ziwei!
Chapter 116 Yang Jian Cooks Dogs
Chapter 116 Yang Jian Cooks Dogs
Bear boy, Nezha is a professional.
Stepping on hot wheels and chasing dogs to bite.
"What happened?"
Yang Chan rubbed her eyes in disbelief, and checked again and again if she was wrong.
Humans can't, at least they shouldn't.
Bo Yikao was also happy: "[-]% of the time he was bitten by a dog and got rabies."
"Rabies?"
"It's a disease that catches and bites."
Yang Chan rolled his eyes at him: "Nezha is the incarnation of a lotus flower, invulnerable to all poisons, how could he suffer from such messy diseases.
Eighty percent of the time, that bear has committed another temper. "
"Well, once the dog bites him, he can chase the dog and bite him back. It's very naughty."
Bo Yikao laughed loudly: "Look, in order to bite back, he specially changed a pair of gold teeth."
Yang Chan followed Bo Yikao's reminder and saw that Nezha's mouth opened and closed was really shining with gold, and sparks shot straight out, and the chasing Roaring Dog ran wildly up and down with its tail between its legs.
"He said Xiantian Lingbao?" Yang Chan suddenly asked in surprise.
Bo Yikao sized Nezha up and down, saw his vacant neck at a glance, and said with a smile:
"It should have been created by the Qiankun circle, and he has been the only one who has been biting dogs with innate spirit treasures throughout the ages."
Yang Chan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing that Nezha had caught up to Xiao Tiangou and was about to bite him, she immediately called out the Lotus Lantern to stop him:
"Nezha, stop making trouble."
"Sister Yang Chan, don't stop me, I must bite back today."
Nezha's eyes were burning, and the damn dog took advantage of him not paying attention at first, so he came up and gave him a bite.
Although the injury was not serious, but the face was completely lost.
Yang Chan?Master's sister?
backing!
Xiao Tiangou's eyes lit up immediately, he broke free from Nezha's hands with a whimper, and turned into a black light that was about to throw himself into Yang Chan's arms.
Just when it was about to succeed, a palm suddenly appeared in front of it.
"Oh!"
Xiaotiangou flew back into Nezha's arms at a faster speed than before.
"This is lonely territory."
When Bo Yikao opened his mouth to declare his sovereignty, Yang Chan was startled for a moment, but quickly realized what he was talking about, and spit secretly, his jade-like face was stained with a blush.
"Nezha."
Bo Yikao waved his hand to disperse the flames of the lotus lantern, and said with hatred that iron could not be made into steel:
"The whole body is full of fire. If you give birth to it here, you won't be ashamed of it."
"Oh, I'm confused. Let's set fire to fire!"
With a thought in Nezha's mind, Hun Tianling dexterously bound the Xiaotian dog's limbs, and he pierced it with a pointed gun, and a luxurious barbecue grill became a thing.
When Xiaotiangou came back to his senses, the Hot Wheels had already flown under it, and the flames were raging.
"Wang? Wang Wang Wang!"
Xiao Tiangou was completely panicked. In this world, who is the dog?
"Okay, you two."
Seeing that Nezha really planned to roast it, Yang Chan stepped forward and untied Xiao Tiangou:
"Stay behind me honestly, don't run around."
"Wow, woof, woof!" Xiao Tiangou shrank to the size of an adult's palm, nodded frantically, and followed Yang Chan step by step.
The battle on the other side is also coming to an end at this moment.
Lei Zhenzi's eyes were pitch-black, and his body was tattered with nothing left. He looked miserable, but in fact he didn't suffer much injuries.
Yang Jian's clothes were not messed up, only a big bump protruded from his forehead, showing a slightly ferocious head.
"You wait for my monkey to come back and let it scratch you to death."
Lei Zhenzi dug a hole for Yang Jian angrily. After this test, he was sure that Yuan Hong's combat power was still higher than that of Yang Jian.
Well, fuck him!
Yang Jian was not a bird like Lei Zhenzi, he walked up to Yang Chan and said kindly, "Third Sister."
"Second Brother, why do you know as much as the two of them?" Yang Chan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"We are both disciples of interpretation and teaching, so we should learn from each other."
Seeing that Bo Yi Kao was also there, Yang Jian immediately became serious, he couldn't lose Yang Chan's face.
"Brother."
Seeing that Bo Yi Kao was also coming, Lei Zhenzi instantly became obedient, and kept hiding behind Nezha at a height of 1.8 meters.
"Oh!"
Nezha couldn't help kicking him out: "I've done everything, why are you hiding?"
Lei Zhenzi glanced at him angrily, and made Nezha furious with one sentence:
"Don't think I didn't see you being bitten by a dog."
"You bastard, do you want to fight again!" Nezha said as he was about to shake his fist.
Bo Yikao glanced at the two, but his acting skills were still so poor: "It's almost enough."
Seeing that the little trick was not exposed, the two became honest in an instant, looking at each other indifferently, not knowing what they were scheming secretly.
Bo Yikao ignored the two of them, smiled and said to his uncle:
"I've already prepared a banquet in Xiqi to welcome Brother Yang."
"Thank you, Lord Xibo." Yang Jian was slightly taken aback, and no longer deliberately turned a blind eye to Bo Yi Kao.
His sense of Bo Yi Kao is quite complicated.
On the one hand, this bastard cheated away the younger sister he had raised for more than ten years. When he thought of this, he couldn't help but want to give Boyi Kao a blow.
On the other hand, Bo Yi Kao actually rescued his mother on Taoshan Mountain. This is a great kindness, and based on this alone, he is willing to work hard for the Xiqi merchants.
It was this kind of complicated mood that made him unable to resist Nezha and Lei Zhenzi's mentally retarded provocation, and agreed to this fight, which he wanted to use to vent his anger.
In the Hou Mansion, the guest of honor is seated.
Yang Jian stood up first, held a wine glass and said:
"Xibohou, I offer you a toast, thank you on Taoshan for your help, this kindness will never be forgotten by Yang Jian!"
This scene made Bo Yikao a little surprised, he subconsciously looked at Yang Chan who was at the side, but he saw Yang Chan standing motionless against Yang Jian, wondering what he was thinking.
After thinking about it, Bo Yikao said with a smile: "Brother Yang, you are too polite, one family does not talk about two things."
"Crack."
There were several cracks on the bronze wine glass, and his bad taste made Yang Jian break his defense in an instant.
The mother was rescued, but the younger sister paid for it, and I had to accept his kindness.
At this moment, Yang Jian only felt that he was a pure and innocent person.
"Lord Hou~"
There was a little sweetness in Yang Chan's coquettish anger, her pair of clever eyes were filled by Boyi Kao, and there was no room for anything else.
"Gut ton ton ton~"
It took Yang Chan a whole jug of wine to swallow these two short words.
As soon as the wine entered his throat, he realized that something was wrong. This wine was actually very beneficial to his eight or nine profound arts.
"This wine is called Monkey Wine. It is brewed by a different species of white ape. It has extraordinary effects."
Boyi Kao happily explained that he would not be stingy when entertaining his uncle for the first time.
"Senior brother Yang Jian, I respect you."
Lei Zhenzi raised the wine jar with a smile, without any explanation, he drank it down in one gulp.
Just as Yang Jian wanted to get drunk, he didn't use his mana, let the alcohol evaporate, and said proudly:
"Junior brother is good at stick skills, and he can drink even better. I will do it too."
After finishing speaking, he drank a jar of monkey wine in one gulp.
Immediately afterwards, Nezha also came over with the wine jar, with a faint hint of malice in his smile:
"Senior Brother Yang Jian?"
"drink!"
The two took turns pouring wine, and when Yang Jian was seven or eight percent drunk and the alcohol was on his head, he finally showed his fangs.
"Senior brother Yang Jian, good wine needs to be paired with meat, shall we kill your dog?"
"Okay! Hiccup~ Junior brother open, mouth, how can senior brother not agree."
(End of this chapter)
Bear boy, Nezha is a professional.
Stepping on hot wheels and chasing dogs to bite.
"What happened?"
Yang Chan rubbed her eyes in disbelief, and checked again and again if she was wrong.
Humans can't, at least they shouldn't.
Bo Yikao was also happy: "[-]% of the time he was bitten by a dog and got rabies."
"Rabies?"
"It's a disease that catches and bites."
Yang Chan rolled his eyes at him: "Nezha is the incarnation of a lotus flower, invulnerable to all poisons, how could he suffer from such messy diseases.
Eighty percent of the time, that bear has committed another temper. "
"Well, once the dog bites him, he can chase the dog and bite him back. It's very naughty."
Bo Yikao laughed loudly: "Look, in order to bite back, he specially changed a pair of gold teeth."
Yang Chan followed Bo Yikao's reminder and saw that Nezha's mouth opened and closed was really shining with gold, and sparks shot straight out, and the chasing Roaring Dog ran wildly up and down with its tail between its legs.
"He said Xiantian Lingbao?" Yang Chan suddenly asked in surprise.
Bo Yikao sized Nezha up and down, saw his vacant neck at a glance, and said with a smile:
"It should have been created by the Qiankun circle, and he has been the only one who has been biting dogs with innate spirit treasures throughout the ages."
Yang Chan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing that Nezha had caught up to Xiao Tiangou and was about to bite him, she immediately called out the Lotus Lantern to stop him:
"Nezha, stop making trouble."
"Sister Yang Chan, don't stop me, I must bite back today."
Nezha's eyes were burning, and the damn dog took advantage of him not paying attention at first, so he came up and gave him a bite.
Although the injury was not serious, but the face was completely lost.
Yang Chan?Master's sister?
backing!
Xiao Tiangou's eyes lit up immediately, he broke free from Nezha's hands with a whimper, and turned into a black light that was about to throw himself into Yang Chan's arms.
Just when it was about to succeed, a palm suddenly appeared in front of it.
"Oh!"
Xiaotiangou flew back into Nezha's arms at a faster speed than before.
"This is lonely territory."
When Bo Yikao opened his mouth to declare his sovereignty, Yang Chan was startled for a moment, but quickly realized what he was talking about, and spit secretly, his jade-like face was stained with a blush.
"Nezha."
Bo Yikao waved his hand to disperse the flames of the lotus lantern, and said with hatred that iron could not be made into steel:
"The whole body is full of fire. If you give birth to it here, you won't be ashamed of it."
"Oh, I'm confused. Let's set fire to fire!"
With a thought in Nezha's mind, Hun Tianling dexterously bound the Xiaotian dog's limbs, and he pierced it with a pointed gun, and a luxurious barbecue grill became a thing.
When Xiaotiangou came back to his senses, the Hot Wheels had already flown under it, and the flames were raging.
"Wang? Wang Wang Wang!"
Xiao Tiangou was completely panicked. In this world, who is the dog?
"Okay, you two."
Seeing that Nezha really planned to roast it, Yang Chan stepped forward and untied Xiao Tiangou:
"Stay behind me honestly, don't run around."
"Wow, woof, woof!" Xiao Tiangou shrank to the size of an adult's palm, nodded frantically, and followed Yang Chan step by step.
The battle on the other side is also coming to an end at this moment.
Lei Zhenzi's eyes were pitch-black, and his body was tattered with nothing left. He looked miserable, but in fact he didn't suffer much injuries.
Yang Jian's clothes were not messed up, only a big bump protruded from his forehead, showing a slightly ferocious head.
"You wait for my monkey to come back and let it scratch you to death."
Lei Zhenzi dug a hole for Yang Jian angrily. After this test, he was sure that Yuan Hong's combat power was still higher than that of Yang Jian.
Well, fuck him!
Yang Jian was not a bird like Lei Zhenzi, he walked up to Yang Chan and said kindly, "Third Sister."
"Second Brother, why do you know as much as the two of them?" Yang Chan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"We are both disciples of interpretation and teaching, so we should learn from each other."
Seeing that Bo Yi Kao was also there, Yang Jian immediately became serious, he couldn't lose Yang Chan's face.
"Brother."
Seeing that Bo Yi Kao was also coming, Lei Zhenzi instantly became obedient, and kept hiding behind Nezha at a height of 1.8 meters.
"Oh!"
Nezha couldn't help kicking him out: "I've done everything, why are you hiding?"
Lei Zhenzi glanced at him angrily, and made Nezha furious with one sentence:
"Don't think I didn't see you being bitten by a dog."
"You bastard, do you want to fight again!" Nezha said as he was about to shake his fist.
Bo Yikao glanced at the two, but his acting skills were still so poor: "It's almost enough."
Seeing that the little trick was not exposed, the two became honest in an instant, looking at each other indifferently, not knowing what they were scheming secretly.
Bo Yikao ignored the two of them, smiled and said to his uncle:
"I've already prepared a banquet in Xiqi to welcome Brother Yang."
"Thank you, Lord Xibo." Yang Jian was slightly taken aback, and no longer deliberately turned a blind eye to Bo Yi Kao.
His sense of Bo Yi Kao is quite complicated.
On the one hand, this bastard cheated away the younger sister he had raised for more than ten years. When he thought of this, he couldn't help but want to give Boyi Kao a blow.
On the other hand, Bo Yi Kao actually rescued his mother on Taoshan Mountain. This is a great kindness, and based on this alone, he is willing to work hard for the Xiqi merchants.
It was this kind of complicated mood that made him unable to resist Nezha and Lei Zhenzi's mentally retarded provocation, and agreed to this fight, which he wanted to use to vent his anger.
In the Hou Mansion, the guest of honor is seated.
Yang Jian stood up first, held a wine glass and said:
"Xibohou, I offer you a toast, thank you on Taoshan for your help, this kindness will never be forgotten by Yang Jian!"
This scene made Bo Yikao a little surprised, he subconsciously looked at Yang Chan who was at the side, but he saw Yang Chan standing motionless against Yang Jian, wondering what he was thinking.
After thinking about it, Bo Yikao said with a smile: "Brother Yang, you are too polite, one family does not talk about two things."
"Crack."
There were several cracks on the bronze wine glass, and his bad taste made Yang Jian break his defense in an instant.
The mother was rescued, but the younger sister paid for it, and I had to accept his kindness.
At this moment, Yang Jian only felt that he was a pure and innocent person.
"Lord Hou~"
There was a little sweetness in Yang Chan's coquettish anger, her pair of clever eyes were filled by Boyi Kao, and there was no room for anything else.
"Gut ton ton ton~"
It took Yang Chan a whole jug of wine to swallow these two short words.
As soon as the wine entered his throat, he realized that something was wrong. This wine was actually very beneficial to his eight or nine profound arts.
"This wine is called Monkey Wine. It is brewed by a different species of white ape. It has extraordinary effects."
Boyi Kao happily explained that he would not be stingy when entertaining his uncle for the first time.
"Senior brother Yang Jian, I respect you."
Lei Zhenzi raised the wine jar with a smile, without any explanation, he drank it down in one gulp.
Just as Yang Jian wanted to get drunk, he didn't use his mana, let the alcohol evaporate, and said proudly:
"Junior brother is good at stick skills, and he can drink even better. I will do it too."
After finishing speaking, he drank a jar of monkey wine in one gulp.
Immediately afterwards, Nezha also came over with the wine jar, with a faint hint of malice in his smile:
"Senior Brother Yang Jian?"
"drink!"
The two took turns pouring wine, and when Yang Jian was seven or eight percent drunk and the alcohol was on his head, he finally showed his fangs.
"Senior brother Yang Jian, good wine needs to be paired with meat, shall we kill your dog?"
"Okay! Hiccup~ Junior brother open, mouth, how can senior brother not agree."
(End of this chapter)
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