LOL: I am invincible above bronze

Chapter 35 YM Corporate Culture
It may be an exaggeration to say that you reach out from the clothes and open your mouth when you eat.

But Xiao Yusang's living conditions have been very good since she was a child, and she has long been tired of playing with things that many people of the same age flocked to when she was a child.

All kinds of limited edition Barbie dolls, sun jars, musical pillows, plush dolls, cuddly bear speakers, etc... She was removed from her favorite list early.

After growing up, good family conditions, coupled with a nearly perfect appearance, made her life go smoothly all the time. All the boys around her, who are not Qiao Longhuahu, wish to show her most glamorous side to her before?
She had never met someone like Qi Wubei.

There are not many things that can make her mood fluctuate now. After being exposed to e-sports competitions, she fell in love with the exciting arena. This is one of them.

Take the initiative to invite a boy to dinner, and then the boy dislikes her extravagance and waste, and packs it in front of her, this is the second.

At the beginning, it was a little twisted, and I felt that it was a bit embarrassing for Qi Wubei to pack. This is a western restaurant, so no one packed it.

But then she felt that Qi Wubei was different, and she couldn't find an adjective, if she had to find a vocabulary.

clean?reality?
Well, these two words are relatively close, and if she is asked to look for them, she will not be able to find a more appropriate word.

Anyway, she felt that getting along with the shameless Qi Wubei was much more relaxed than getting along with those Qiaolonghuahu people.

After the two walked out of the restaurant, standing in front of the red Audi, Xiao Yusang spoke.

"Am I taking you back?"

"Forget it, no need, I'll go back by myself."

Qi Wubei declined.

"You are carrying big bags and small bags, and this is the downtown area, taxis usually don't come here, it's inconvenient for you to take a taxi."

Qi Wu turned north towards the small yellow car on the side of the road, nunuzui.

"I'll ride this back."

It's not that he is cute, but that he is carrying too many things in his hands.

"Okay, goodbye then?"

"Bye-Bye."

Xiao Yusang didn't have the idea of ​​sending Qi Wubei off, and Qi Wubei didn't want to go back to YM in Xiao Yusang's Audi.

It is easy to be ridiculed by YM's snarky dogs. As everyone's adoptive father, Qi Wubei feels that it is necessary to maintain his father's dignity in front of everyone.

Secondly, according to the urgency of the road conditions in Shanghai, Qi Wubei felt that he would not be able to see the gate of YM within an hour and a half of going back by car. It would be different if he rode a small yellow car, and he could return to YM in half an hour at most.

Zhou Xingchen approved his request for leave, but he must be a little self-aware, able to play but not indulge.

Half an hour later, Qi Wubei returned to YM.

When everyone in the training room looked at Qi Wubei with big bags and small bags, the idle people immediately came over, regardless of whether they were inferior or superior in the rank, they immediately surrendered.

The teammates in the disadvantaged game are okay, but the teammates in the advantaged game are at a loss.

This f*cking game was played so smoothly, why did he suddenly flip the table and initiate a surrender?
When his teammates were confused and didn't know whether he agreed or disagreed, Shi Senming immediately directed a big play.

In-game!
Ming (Soul Lock Warden): Thresh is an idiot, hang up the phone if he doesn't know how to play.

Ming (Soul Lock Warden): Alright.

Turtle Gai (Rage Heart): ? ? ? ?
The man with bowed head (ancient witch spirit): 666666
Turtle Cover (Heart of Fury): Self-directed and self-acted?

Ming (Soul Lock Warden): I'm sorry, I can't call because of an emergency.

Well, seeing that the assistant said so, the teammates can't say anything, so they can only point out the advantage of the situation.

And Qi Wubei also lost himself in the "thank you foster father", watching everyone take the western food he packed and went straight to the kitchen for the aunt to heat it up, with a kind smile unconsciously on the corner of his mouth.

These are all my cubs.

Suddenly Qi Wu Beihu's body trembled, did he acquire some great habit?

Where is the root cause?

After thinking for a long time, Qi Wubei finally remembered where the root of the crime was. Last week, Li Shangyun's parents handed over half a sheep from home.

Everyone praised the taste of the mutton, which was partly due to the kitchen aunt, but the quality of the mutton was even better. The kitchen aunt had also bought mutton before, and the taste was worth mentioning.

So Shi Senming, who had just satisfied his appetite, opened his mouth to Li Shangyun and came.

"Father, will grandpa and grandma deliver mutton next week?"

The youngest and least moral Shi Senming's words made Li Shangyun, a new father, first panic, then excited, and joy after the excitement.

Dayuewan quickly took out his mobile phone and called home. The next day, a whole sheep was sent to YM's base by SF Express.

As a result, an unhealthy ethos of admitting a thief as a father, raged in the YM team, and infected all the good players in the team!
At first, Qi Wubei couldn't feel the joy of being a father, and he didn't understand why men like to let others call him father.

Until a game training game, the mouse in the middle lane was pressed and rubbed on the ground by the opponent, in order to seek Qi Wubei's help.

"Father" blurted out, hearing the words, Qi Wubei, who didn't take it seriously at first, gave up the bloody three wolves recklessly, and ran to the middle road.

Afterwards, Qi Wubei made a summary, why he was also excited.

Because father usually means absolute control, and at the same time, men are more aggressive and aggressive, with a strong aggressiveness and competitiveness.

Letting others call him father means that the other party admits that he is better than him, which satisfies the male's competitiveness, and also shows that the relationship between the two parties is very good.

He enjoyed this feeling very much, and he couldn't think of leaving.

As a result, a team culture of kindness and filial piety has been born in the YM team, which is appalling!
After clearing his messy thoughts, Qi Wubei turned on the computer and logged into the game.

In the friend list, Ming Kai left him a message as usual, asking about his health, but he was not online, and Qi Wubei didn't reply either.

Click on the ranking directly, and Qi Wubei entered the game 8 minutes later.

After entering the game, Qi Wubei's eyes lit up, and then he licked his lips, seeing that the line of ID in the chat box was particularly eye-catching.

SMLZ joins the game.

In the future LPL, this ID can be regarded as a synonym full of sadness, which is comparable to Brother Crystal.

The strength of Puppy, who is also AD, is unquestionable, a person who can make the whole world cheer for him.

On the other hand, the old thief Sima, in terms of strength, was not much inferior to the puppy, but he was left behind by the puppy several blocks in his turn of luck.

Considered by LPL players to be the most unlucky professional player, he has played professional games for ten years, but has never made it to the World Championship.

In an interview with a reporter, can you select the top three AD players in the LPL in your mind.

The old thief Sima said "three people going to the S competition" in the most flat tone.

In just six words, it contains many emotions, envy, unwillingness, melancholy, worry, and loneliness.

Old thief Sima is also the only one who has won 2000 kills in the professional arena, but has not been to the world championship.

As the No. 016 player of LPL, he has been active in the arena since S2. The players of his generation either retired due to injuries or were willing to be mediocre.

Only the old thief Sima is still fighting in the professional arena. From the dark forces to the Rogue Warrior, the highlight moments of his career are mostly in the relegation match.

The reality is so cruel, but he never gave up even though his fate was ill-fated.

He has always stuck to his career dream. He is one of Qi Wubei's favorite ADs. He once fantasized that one day he would stand out, and then build an LPL team around the old thief Sima.

It's not very demanding, just help him log into the World Championship, but that's just a fantasy.

After rebirth, I also thought about being teammates with the old thief Sima to fight in the LPL, but this idea was quickly obliterated by the million-dollar debt.

He must be happy to be able to compete with Ma Ge on the same stage now. As for being a teammate in the future, he should have a chance, right?
Under the bronze, I am invincible. On the bronze, I change one: Brother Ma, good evening.

Qi Wubei took the initiative to greet the old thief Sima, but the latter ignored him, and Qi Wubei was not angry.

Old thief Sima is well known in LPL for his unsmiling manner. After all, this is a man who can be turned into an emoji with a slight smile.

On the contrary, other teammates greeted warmly.

Fish in the Waves: Buckle your chicken, I met Bronze Sauce again, this one will let me lie down.

Long-lost father: Is there a story?
Fish in the Waves: Well, this is the culprit who sanctioned 7 Sauce's man and made 7 Sauce rank five in [-] minutes.

Long-lost father: Damn it!Foster father, the baby is already lying down, Kai Sen!
Qi Wubei:
The Ionia high-end game was as funny as ever, and before Qi Wubei could answer, the last player on his side also showed up.

Shrew with upturned face: You are too happy too early. The opposite bottom lane is imp and pyl, and the jungler is bengi.

Long lost father:
Fish in the waves:
It's over!This is the subconscious thought of everyone, including Qi Wubei.

What Bengj is famous for is not the sense of smell of wild players, he is not as good as the factory manager in terms of sense of smell, nor is he aggressive and aggressive, he is not as good as Mala Xiangguo in terms of aggression.

His strength lies in his control of vision and understanding of the game, which is always beyond the reach of others.

Fish in the Waves: Don’t be afraid, the bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish, Bronze Sauce will help me squat back when the time comes.

Long-lost father: Yes, don’t be afraid, just do it
Fish in the Waves: Shut up, this bronze sauce is already mine.

Long-lost father: I didn't intend to rob you either.

Fish in the waves: Then where did you get the courage to shout in front of my brother bengj?

Long-lost father: Uh huh!It's not me bragging, just my game ID, the jungler will walk around me when they see it, if this catches me to death, the screen will show that XX killed his long-lost relative, how ugly, hehe.

Fish in the waves:
Under the bronze I am invincible above the bronze one for one:.
Shrew with upturned face: Have you ever thought that bengj is a stick and may not understand Chinese?So it will be killed right?

Long lost father:
Long-lost father: My dearest and dearest shrew sauce, I am your best friend and relative.

Shrew with upturned face: Get out, my old lady disdains having a shameless friend like you.

As one of the few female players in the high-end game of Ionia, the shrew with an upturned face has won unanimous praise from high-score players with her fairly superb game level.

Coupled with the natural advantages of women in the game, everyone has a good sense of her, and they are usually happy to joke with her.

In the slapstick, the hero is quickly selected and enters the game.

After entering the game, the first thing my long-lost father did was to type.

"Imp, you tell bengj not to arrest me, it's unlucky for my name to be arrested."

imp;.
My long-lost relative: Don’t type the ellipsis, tell him that his Chinese is not good, I’m afraid he won’t be able to understand it, and it’s not good if he is misunderstood by his Korean friends.

imp;.
Long-lost father: Remember to tell him, the matter is of great importance, and it will easily affect the diplomatic harmony between the two countries!
This time imp didn't even bother to reply with an ellipsis.

Qi Wubei secretly thought it was funny, this long-lost relative looked like a bad-mouthed player at first glance.

This kind of player has a characteristic. He is average in the same rank, but his mouth is super strong. He can ridicule five opponents alone, but the opponent can't spray him, and his mentality will be broken by him.

You might think he's a pure troll, but they never scold teammates.

Teammate Xiu Yibo immediately licked wildly. As long as you can resist his nagging, you can definitely score high in double row with this kind of player for a night.

Fish in the Waves: It's almost done. If you continue to mock like this, how many beatings will you have to suffer?

Long-lost father: It's okay, my job is to get beaten up, and you guys are responsible for the random killings, we have a clear division of labor.

Qi Wubei:
Seeing how good his teammates are, Lao Huai was relieved, and he couldn't help but start to take the game seriously.

There will be a match against VG.P next week, so I can take advantage of the current situation to find out the details of bengj. He has watched a lot of bengj's jungle videos, but this is the first time he has played against VG.P.

He is playing Li Qing, a blind monk, who has one of the best gank abilities in the wild.

The jungler on the opposite side, bengj, chose the poodle. In the early stage of fighting, as long as he stayed away from the grass, he really didn't believe that the poodle could make a lot of trouble under his hands.

Start with a stable position. In this kind of high-end game, the jungler is not sure, and absolutely dare not go to the opposite wilderness to fight against the wilderness.

One is because most of the enemy's opening will help their jungler to protect their eyes, as long as they invade, it is easy to be caught by the opponent.

The second reason is that the higher the tier, the faster the teammate's support. It is possible that as soon as you step into the opponent's jungle, the enemy's middle and upper lanes or middle and lower lanes will start to double-team you, which is easy to steal. Don't lose the rice.

Therefore, it is rare to invade at the beginning of a high-end game, unless you have an advantage on your own side, and your teammates can support you faster than the opponent.

The wild monsters refreshed in 50 minute and [-] seconds, and Qi Wubei chose the red one. They were the blue side, and the blue side's jungler had an inherent advantage.

After all, with the help of the bottom lane duo, red can be played faster.

As for the bengj on the red side, whether it is red or blue, Qi Wubei will have a slight advantage.

If he is blue-opened, the two-person lane will help him fight, the speed is the same, but the red and blue buffs in the early stage are very different.

If bengj is red, then the speed may be a little slower when he hits the road to help. Qi Wubei finishes playing red, and when he reaches F6, the opponent's red buff may have just finished playing.

In the high-segment rank game, from the moment you enter the game, there will be various contests and calculations, and every mistake or carelessness will make a certain party doomed.

Ps1: Typos are corrected first and then corrected!
Ps2: It's the end of the month, and the monthly pass in the bag is about to expire, don't waste it, dog head!
(End of this chapter)