My wife is a school girl

Mu Yu hesitated for a moment, then walked towards Tang Jin.

"Hey, when did you come back?" Mu Yu sat down opposite Tang Jin, and without being polite, took a bun from Tang Jin and took a bite.

Tang Jin didn't answer Mu Yu, but just stuffed the dumplings into his mouth, stuffing one after another, his mouth had no free time at all.

Mu Yu was a little depressed for a while, how long has this guy not eaten?

So, Mu Yu simply didn't bother to ask, Tang Jin ate, and she ate too, and she even brought Chen Xue to share Tang Jin's sumptuous breakfast. The problem was, when they were both full, Tang Jin It didn't stop, no, it took another ten minutes before Tang Jin wiped out all the breakfast in front of him, and then let out a satisfied breath: "Phew, I'm finally full."

Chen Xue has a weird face, is this three full?

At this time, Tang Jin smiled brightly at Mu Yu, as if he had only discovered her until now: "Dear Mu Mu, good morning, long time no see, do you miss me?"

"If you miss your size, ghosts miss you!" Mu Yu said angrily.

"Oh, what a coincidence, classmate Mu Mu, I actually didn't miss you either." Tang Jin giggled.

"You!" Mu Yu was suddenly furious, who is this?

Gritting her teeth, Mu Yu said angrily, "Hey, you bastard, how long has it been since you ate? Hungry ghost reincarnation is not as good as you, right?"

"Well, it's not long, actually, I haven't eaten for half a month. As a foodie, not eating for half a month is really torture!" Tang Jin said seriously.

"You will die if you tell the truth?" Mu Yu was quite annoyed, "Haven't eaten for half a month, why haven't you starved to death?"

"Mu Mu, haven't you heard of bigu?" Tang Jin shook his head, "My dear, your IQ is worrying. According to my experience, the bigger the breasts, the smarter a beautiful woman is. Mu Mu, for the sake of your IQ, you To strengthen exercise, do more chest expansion exercises and drink more papaya juice, so that your IQ and chest will increase in direct proportion."

"Rogue, I just like small breasts, I'm mad at you!" Mu Yu was pissed off by Tang Jin again, what kind of person is this?

Tang Jin looked at Mu Yu very seriously, and said, "Mu Mu, let me tell you a secret. If a beautiful woman is often angry, her breasts will become bigger."

Poor Mu Yu didn't know whether she should continue to be angry for a while. If she wanted to continue to be angry, wouldn't she just let this guy get her wish? It seemed that she was only angry because of her bigger breasts?

But if she's not angry, this guy is indeed too angry.

Chen Xue on the side couldn't laugh or cry, these two looked like a pair of happy lovers, and she always felt a bit strange with the light bulb next to her, so she finally couldn't help trying to change the topic: "Tang Jin, you know I didn't know that many people in school scolded you!"

"Is there such a thing?" Tang Jin was a little surprised, but then he looked clear, "But it's normal, a great handsome guy like me will always be envied by many people."

"What a great handsome guy!" Mu Yu snorted softly, "Don't you know that people are calling you a coward? You can bear being called a coward, but are you still a man?"

After finally catching an opportunity to attack Tang Jin, Mu Yu would not let it go, and she didn't lie, someone was indeed calling Tang Jin a shrinking turtle.

"Dear Mu Mu, don't you know if I'm a man or not?" Tang Jin giggled, "Why don't we go home now and I'll prove it to you again?"

"Rogue!" Mu Yu glared at Tang Jin, "I don't want to talk to you!"

Pulling Chen Xue, Mu Yu stood up: "Let's go, ignore this rascal!"

Mu Yu pulled Chen Xue away, but Tang Jin didn't keep her, he just waved at her back: "Mu Mu, see you tonight!"

Mu Yu and Chen Xue disappeared from Tang Jin's sight in a blink of an eye, but Tang Jin also stood up at this moment, left the cafeteria, but went to the dormitory.

A few minutes later, Tang Jin came to the 419 dormitory where he was staying. As soon as he entered, he saw Li Ze and Dai Feng holding books in their hands and preparing to go out.

"Tang Jin?" Both Li Ze and Dai Feng had surprised expressions on their faces, apparently they did not expect Tang Jin to come back at this time.

After staying for a while, Dai Feng immediately greeted Tang Jin enthusiastically: "Tang Jin, you are back, let's go, let's go to class together, today is the class of a beautiful foreign teacher, don't miss it!"

"I heard that someone called me a shrinking turtle. Do you know what's going on?" Tang Jin asked casually. The reason why he returned to the dormitory was because of this. A roommate should know too.

Although he looked like he didn't care just now, he actually agreed with Mu Yu's words. As a man, it is absolutely unbearable to be called a turtle.

"Uh, you never knew about this?" Li Ze was a little surprised, "Tang Jin, you haven't been in school all this time?"

"Let's talk as we go, if we don't go, we won't be able to occupy the front seat!" Dai Feng said impatiently beside him.

"Okay, let's go." Tang Jin has no objection to this, although he doesn't want to go to class, and doesn't care about the beautiful foreign teacher Dai Feng said, but he will go to the classroom to sleep at worst.

The three walked out of the dormitory, Li Ze and Dai Feng were holding books in their hands, Tang Jin was naturally empty-handed, but on the way to the classroom, Li Ze and Dai Feng finally got Tang Jin scolded The whole story was told.

And the origin of this matter is actually Tang Jin's sentence half a month ago that the Chinese department will win the championship. Wang Qiang, who suffered a loss in Tang Jin's hands at the time, then publicized this matter. , there was a very popular post with the title: "Freshman Football Game Reignited, Chinese Department Tang Jin Kuangyan Won the Championship!"

Although the college freshman football game is quite amateurish, there are still many people who pay attention to the freshman football game every year, and the title of this post undoubtedly attracts everyone's attention. Teby has Tang Jin's name included, Almost every student who visits the forum will click in and have a look.

Undoubtedly, basically no one believes that the Chinese department can win the championship, because everyone thinks that football is a team sport, regardless of whether Tang Jin is really good at playing football, even if he is comparable to Messi, he wants to lead the Chinese department to win the championship , that is no use.

Perhaps the only ones who truly believed were those who had studied in Ningshan No. [-] Middle School, such as Xiaodou Sprout, or other students who had been admitted from Ningshan No. [-] Middle School. They had all seen Tang Jin's football level. It was said in the post that Tang Jin could win the championship, and their replies would be flooded with saliva from countless people.

In the half month since Tang Jin left, the freshmen football match had already begun, and this time, the Chinese Department naturally became the target of everyone's attention. Unfortunately, the performance of the Chinese Department did not exceed everyone's expectations at all. .

That is, rotten, rotten as always!