My wife is a school girl

"Fuck, I'm a human, not a car, how do you fix it..." The fat man started cursing, but before he finished cursing, he screamed again, "Ah!"

Under the eyes of everyone, Tang Jin stretched out his hands and grabbed the two weak and drooping arms of the fat man respectively. With a sudden force, the fat man screamed in pain, but in the next second, everyone realized that the fat man's hands were It is no longer drooping so weakly, it seems that it should be connected.

"Look, that's how it was repaired." Tang Jin clapped his hands, "I said earlier that I am a professional, and I will always help others fix things that are broken. You should learn from me and save our poor family. Fix it, Audi lads!"

The fat man tried to wave his hands, and found that his hands had recovered as before, but the unbearable pain just now still lingered like a nightmare, which also made the fat man look at Tang Jin's eyes, A little more fear, this person can break his hand in an instant, and then connect it again, that skillful technique, it seems that it is definitely not the first time to do this kind of thing, this time, the fat man is more sure that he really met Ruthless.

"Okay, fix the car, I'll fix the car, I'll call the car repair shop right now." The fat man finally decided to show weakness, the hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, he doesn't want to break his hand again.

"The teacher in the kindergarten next door to my house tells the children every day that they can do their own things. Are you inferior to the children?" Tang Jin looked at the fat man with dissatisfaction on his face, "Of course you have to repair the car you smashed yourself. Car, hurry up and fix it, if you fix the car, you can leave, if it can’t be repaired, don’t leave.”

Ye Ziyun had a strange look on her face, how could there be a kindergarten next door to Tang Jin's house?

"I, I don't know how to repair cars." The fat man was depressed, and made a fuss for a long time, asking him to repair the car himself?

"I can't learn it. No one in this world is born to repair cars." Tang Jin said lazily, and finally said with emotion, "How else can I say that you are not professional? Of course, you must be ready to repair the car before smashing it." , just like me, I will definitely be ready to cultivate people before smashing them."

The fat man looked at Tang Jin, and then at the smashed Audi next to him. He was very depressed for a while, not to mention he couldn't repair a car, even if he could, the glass of this car was smashed, so it couldn't be on this street It can be fixed on the Internet, isn't this fucking difficult?

Yes, this product is difficult for the strong!

The fat man immediately understood that it wasn't a matter of repairing the car, it was just to make him uncomfortable, but at this moment, the fat man really didn't know what to do, and it was too late to find someone, maybe he just made a phone call , the hand had to be broken again.

"What's going on here?" Just then, a traffic policeman came over.

"Brother Policeman, you are here!" Seeing the traffic policeman, the fat man rushed to greet him as if he had seen his own brother, and complained with tears and snot to win sympathy, "Brother Policeman, you have to host for me. Fair enough, he hit me!"

Seeing the pitiful look of the fat man pointing at Tang Jin, a group of onlookers were speechless. This guy is also top-notch, and his acting skills are first-rate.

The traffic policeman was in his thirties, and he seemed to be well-informed, and he didn't seem to be deceived immediately. He frowned slightly, and turned to look at Tang Jin: "Is there such a thing?"

"You said I hit you, where did I hit you?" Tang Jin looked at the fat man and asked unhurriedly.

"You broke my hands..." The fat man looked angry.

"Brother Police, do you think his hand is broken?" Tang Jin looked at the traffic policeman, "I've seen a lot of people talking nonsense, I've never seen such nonsense in front of the police, Brother Police, I think He's insulting your IQ, I don't know what kind of temper you have, if it's mine, I absolutely can't tolerate this kind of person."

"Brother policeman, he really broke my hands, but they were reattached later!" The fat man hurriedly explained.

"Brother policeman, can you really bear it? Do you believe this kind of words?" Tang Jin said and turned to the fat man. What a lie, do you really think this policeman is a three-year-old kid?"

The onlookers all looked at Fatty with sympathy. Although they knew that Fatty was telling the truth, they also knew that the police would definitely not believe it. In fact, if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they certainly wouldn't believe it either.

No, the traffic policeman looked at Fatty with a bit of unkindness. He glanced at the two of them and said, "Take out your driver's license and ID card first!"

"Uh, this, brother policeman, don't tell me, okay, I admit that I hit his car, it was my fault, can I pay compensation?" Fatty's face changed when he heard that he needed to get his driver's license and ID card Change, immediately said with a smile on his face.

The traffic policeman frowned slightly, glanced at the two Audis, hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, you can negotiate first."

"Brother policeman, you should preside over this!" The fat man looked at the traffic policeman flatteringly, "I promise to fix the car and give them a compensation of [-] yuan. This condition should be good enough, right?"

Before the traffic policeman could speak, Tang Jin took up the conversation and asked, "Brother policeman, someone suddenly knocked you to the ground with a car, and blamed you for blocking his way, broke your hands and feet with a wrench, and slapped you That handsome face finally sent you to the hospital, and flung 10 yuan on your face very coolly, do you think this is good enough?"

"Of course not." The traffic policeman replied subconsciously.

"Did you hear that, brother policeman can't say it well." Tang Jin looked at the fat man.

The fat man was speechless, and everyone around him was also speechless. This guy's ability to tell lies is really top-notch.

"Then I'll pay you my own new Audi, right?" The fat man had the urge to vomit blood.

"I'll cripple your son, and give birth to a son with your wife to compensate you, okay?" Tang Jin asked angrily.

"Damn, of course not!" The fat man cursed angrily.

"Look, you even said you can't do it yourself." Tang Jin looked at the fat man with contempt.

The fat man was completely speechless, he stared at Tang Jin for a full 30 seconds, and then asked weakly: "I said big brother, I call you big brother, just tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"Actually, you shouldn't ask me this question." Tang Jin smiled brightly, "This actually has nothing to do with me. You didn't hit my car, so you should ask her!"

Seeing Tang Jin pointing at Ye Ziyun with his finger, the fat man gushed blood to his throat, he was really injured internally, it has nothing to do with you, Mr.

"Just fix my car. Before my car is repaired, let me drive your car first. Then you can exchange my car for your car." Ye Ziyun looked at the fat man with a very magnanimous expression. Said like.

The fat man almost vomited blood again, he was tortured until he vomited blood, but it was solved so easily in the end?