After stealing the heroine's script, she became popular all over the Internet

Chapter 77 I've Taken Off My Pants, So You Just Tell Me This?

Chapter 77 I've Taken Off My Pants, So You Just Tell Me This?

【Bullet screen: Although, but... I don't think the answer should be 99. 】

[Barrage: Did the plane blow up? 】

[Barrage: I guess it's still 100. The one who threw it was the parachutist, and his name was Brick. 】

Looking at Lin Xiangxiang, who was full of expectations, Zhou Yan pondered over and over again, and asked a little uncertainly: "99?"

"Congratulations, you got the answer right!" Lin Xiangxiang applauded for him, and the barrage fell silent.

[Barrage: No, why is there no routine? 】

[Barrage: Sister, continue! 】

"Little crocodile held a birthday party in the forest and invited all the animals to attend. Who is absent?"

"Uh..." Zhou Yan really couldn't get her brain circuit.

At this time, clever netizens have already figured out Lin Xiangxiang's routine, and they are scrambling to guess.

[Barrage: It's definitely the little crocodile, it released all the pigeons of the small animals! 】

[Barrage: Hahaha, you can have this! 】

"It's an elephant." As soon as Lin Xiangxiang opened his mouth, Zhou Yan suddenly realized, "The elephant is still in the refrigerator!"

【Barrage:】

[Barrage: Hahaha, laughing, aww~ bite the table~]

"Yes!" Lin Xiangxiang was very satisfied, Zhou Yan finally got on the road, "One last question."

"Well, come on." Zhou Yan answered one, immediately full of confidence, but Lin Xiangxiang's question made him puzzled again.

"The little crocodile wanted to eat all the animals, but he couldn't. Why?"

"Because he can't eat that much."

"No!" Lin Xiangxiang's eyes lit up and he raised his eyebrows slightly, "Because the little crocodile was killed by the brick thrown from the plane."

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【Barrage:】

[Barrage: Ah this]

Zhou Yan remained speechless, and Lin Xiangxiang was rolling on the bed in joy. Seeing Zhou Yan being funny, Lin Xiangxiang became more courageous: "Hey Zhou Yan, do you know what girls talk the most on the bed?"

"!!!" Zhou Yan's pupils trembled, and he looked at Lin Xiangxiang in disbelief. He never expected that she would ask this question, and the barrage exploded.

[Barrage: Damn!This is something I can listen to for free? 】

[Barrage: Talk more, I love to listen!Shashasha~]

【Barrage: I guess it must be, brother is awesome, hahaha.】

Seeing that Zhou Yan didn't answer, Lin Xiangxiang grabbed the quilt tightly, arched it, and asked with a smile on his face, "You don't know, do you?"

Zhou Yan's ears turned red, and he turned around angrily, refusing to answer.

Lin Xiangxiang didn't give a shit, and directly revealed the answer: "Yes, you are pressing my hair, hahaha"

【Barrage:】

【Barrage:!!!】

[Bullet screen: I took off my pants, so you just tell me this? 】

[Barrage: Something is wrong upstairs. 】

Zhou Yan, whose back was facing Lin Xiangxiang, blushed. It turned out that she had misunderstood Lin Xiangxiang, but if she asked her to continue asking, she might say something shocking.

"Lin Xiangxiang."

"Ah?" Lin Xiangxiang stretched his neck, waiting for his next words. Zhou Yan pointed to the bed and looked along his fingertips. Only then did Lin Xiangxiang see the camera with a red light on it, and let out an angry voice. Fuck!

"There is a camera, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Lin Xiangxiang waved the quilt, and he got into the quilt, so embarrassed.

[Barrage: Hahaha, Sister Fairy is shy! 】

[Barrage: Sister Emotion doesn't know that this is a live broadcast? 】

Zhou Yan couldn't hold back his smile, and Didi received a message from Lin Xiangxiang on his mobile phone.

[Lin Xiangxiang: "Zhou Bapi, why didn't you say it earlier? My image of a lady is gone!"]

Zhou Yan turned his head, Lin Xiangxiang's quilt was wrapped into a hill, probably out of anger, the whole bed was trembling slightly.

He bluntly replied a message, saying that it had nothing to do with him.

Lin Xiangxiang was so angry that he changed Zhou Yan's remarks back to Zhou Papi.

Knowing that there is monitoring, Lin Xiangxiang finally calmed down, while the other two teams' CPs obviously did not sleep so peacefully.

"I don't care where you sleep? As a man, at least you have to have manners, right? Is it too much to compete with a girl like me?" Shi Xiaowan sat on the bed, hugging the quilt and not letting go.

Lu Zimian was full of impatience: "No matter how elegant you are, you have to give me the quilt, right?"

"It's summer, and it's not cold, what kind of quilt do you want?" Shi Xiaowan resolutely refused, and went to bed with the quilt in her arms, Lu Zimian was so angry that she scratched her heart and liver.

It was even worse for Gu Yanchen, when Gu Yanchen who was sleeping on the upper bunk moved, the canopy bed creaked, and when the canopy bed screamed, Luo Yinan just sneered.

"Can you not move? How can others sleep like you?"

"Go out if you can't sleep!" Gu Yanchen didn't have a good temper either.

Tong Xin and Zhou Hao, who were waiting on the bus, were still waiting for the staff to come and apologize, but they didn't expect that it was already midnight and there was no one there.

The bus was turned off, and there was no air conditioner. The hot child was so irritable that he lashed out at Zhou Hao several times.

The two of them hadn't eaten yet, their hungry stomachs were growling. In the end, Zhou Hao was kicked out of the car, and Tong Xin ordered him to negotiate with the director's team, and then go find something to eat and come back.

Zhou Hao didn't dare to disobey Tong Xin's orders. When he returned to the top class, he still needed to see Tong Xin's face?Dumped her first thing.

Arriving at the lounge of the director's team cursing, Zhou Hao slammed the door loudly with anger.

"Who is it!" It was the field manager who came to open the door, and when he opened the door, seeing that it was Zhou Hao who disturbed Qingmeng, his tone immediately turned cold, "Is there something wrong?"

"Is there something wrong?" Zhou Hao exaggeratedly called out, "You brought us here and just left us in the car, didn't you? If something happens, can you take care of it?"

"You still have the mind to sleep soundly, Tong Xin and I haven't even touched a drop of water! Are your consciences okay?"

The field manager rubbed his eyes and yawned, apparently not taking his words to his ears.

"You guys still have the face to sleep? Hurry up and prepare two boxes of lunch and send them over, otherwise, you won't need to record this shitty show."

Zhou Hao got angry, and the field manager just let out a faint oh, and then pointed to the monitor outside the lounge, indicating that it was a live broadcast.

Zhou Hao turned his head to look impatiently, and was completely panicked when he saw the camera shooting directly at his front.

I saw his face turned pale, he was confused for a while, and he stammered and began to explain, shirking responsibility.

"Listen to my explanation. The director team was too black-hearted. They tricked us and threw us in the car. We haven't had a bite of the meal until now!"

"I... I'm really not playing big cards, it's just them, they are too much, they don't treat people as people!"

No matter how Zhou Hao explained, there was already a lot of scolding on the bullet screen.

[Barrage: Zhou Hao, show some face!Isn't he playing big cards with Tong Xin? 】

[Bullet screen: That's right, the bullying dog man is yelling, if he didn't pull the child's heart, how would he have the opportunity to record the show? 】

[Bullet screen: People are doing missions, and they are playing on a large scale in the car, isn't this too shameless? 】

[Barrage: I really don't want to see this dog for a second, the top scumbag, the bottom man, okay? 】

The bullet screen kept scrolling. Although Zhou Hao didn't see it, he definitely knew that the Internet was attacking him right now.

At this time, the scene manager said: "Mr. Zhou Hao, the director originally wanted to send you back, but we have our rules, and the company also has company rules. What exactly happened, please ask Miss Tong Xin to ask the company."

After speaking, there was a bang, and the door was closed neatly.

Zhou Hao couldn't care less about the live broadcast, so he turned around and went back to the bus.As soon as he got in the car, he looked around. Sure enough, there was surveillance in the car. He and Tong Xin didn't do anything serious this afternoon. When he thought that the live broadcast was broadcast, he hurriedly dragged Tong Xin out of the car.

"What are you doing?" Tong Xin pushed forward impatiently, it's fine that he didn't bring food back, and he was careless, scratching her.

"Baby, I'm sorry, but do you know that this is a live broadcast, and there is surveillance in the car." Zhou Hao finished speaking in one breath, and Tong Xin's face instantly turned pale.

"No way?" Childlike flustered visible to the naked eye, Zhou Hao continued, "Just now the field manager said that we can't go back, it's a problem with the company, you should call and ask."

company!Tong Xin frantically took out her mobile phone, which had run out of power, and hurriedly called the agent, but there was no signal at all in the wilderness.

After two beeps, the battery was completely out of power and turned off.

"It's over!" Tong Xin's heart thumped, if the car was really a live camera, wouldn't her character completely collapse?Will the company still keep her when she goes back after recording the show?

Not to mention anything else, just playing big cards, she was beaten to death.

Zhou Hao also had lingering fears, of course he couldn't let Tong Xin overturn, Tong Xin was his only big tree.

The two discussed it all night to no avail, and in the early morning of the next day, they obediently waited outside the director's lounge.As soon as the director opened the door, he saw a haggard childlike face, and Zhou Hao with a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes.

It's not like he didn't know about Zhou Hao's visit last night, so he specially asked the field manager to come out and beat him up.

Originally, the childlike prodigal was playing big, so he wanted to eliminate her directly, but the company of Tongxin said that it would be fine to make things up casually, and it would be fine if the house collapsed.

After all, ever since Tong Xin got together with Zhou Hao, her popularity has plummeted.

"I'm sorry, director. I was really unwell yesterday. You know, girls always have a few days of manic periods every month." Tong Xin nodded slightly, looking as if she was a little unspeakable.

The director knew what she meant: "Miss Tong, do you want to continue to participate in the recording?"

"Of course, I will definitely cooperate with the director's arrangements." Tong Xin looked at the director eagerly, and the director didn't say anything more when he saw this.

After the childlike innocence was settled, the camera team took the machine and was about to shoot a wake-up vlog. Lin Xiangxiang, who was soundly sleeping, was awakened by a knock on the door, turned over impatiently, and muttered: "Fu Siyu, you really haven't been in three days. Can't you stop and stop after you put on Fangjiewa?"

Zhou Yan opened his eyes, rubbed his sleepy eyes, got up and went to open the door.

As soon as he opened the door, he found the camera slapping his face. Seeing that the camera was about to enter the house, his sleepiness was reduced by half, and he reached out to block their footsteps: "What are you doing?"

[Barrage: Wow!It's my brother's plain makeup!The way my brother wakes up is too milky!I love it all~]

"It's like this, let's record the actress's makeup without makeup." The photographer explained, Zhou Yan was about to refuse, when Lin Xiangxiang poked his head over suddenly, seeing that it wasn't Fu Siyu, he remembered that she was still filming the show.

A head of messy long hair, because of the glare of the light, slightly squinted eyes, looks lazy.

[Barrage: I'll go!So true to wake up!Much more real than Shi Xiaowan who is next door with permanent full makeup, isn't she? 】

[Barrage: Sister Fairy is a natural beauty! 】

"Huh? Have you started shooting?" Lin Xiangxiang asked softly, got out of bed after tidying up his clothes. The camera in the room was turned on all night last night, but it was still not as high-definition as the camera.

With Lin Xiangxiang's consent, Zhou Yan let the photographer in.

Lin Xiangxiang yawned, walked directly to the bathroom, squeezed toothpaste and began to brush his teeth and wash his face.

In the live broadcast room, I watched Lin Xiangxiang's so-called makeup, which is basic lotion and sunscreen.The sunscreen was applied like face oil, and finally a lip gloss was applied.

【Barrage:? ? ? 】

[Barrage: Is this all right?Why does it look so juicy?Is it really just a sunscreen?What brand of sunscreen? 】

Someone searched for the same model, and it turned out to be a domestic product worth less than [-] yuan, the god of cost performance.

Everyone gathered in one place, the black eye sockets of childlike innocence couldn't even be covered with concealer, and the photogenic effect was unavoidably bleak.

Lin Xiangxiang didn't know what happened last night, why did she and Zhou Hao look like eggplants beaten by Shuang?

To her surprise, today's childlike temper is not generally good.

"Everyone, the program team has prepared breakfast. There are rice noodles and steamed buns. What kind of breakfast you can have depends on your ability."

The director took everyone to a [-]-meter muddy pond, and distributed a bundle of seedlings to each of them.

"Plant according to the requirements, and rank according to the speed of task completion and the degree of perfection." As soon as the director finished speaking, Shi Xiaowan and Luo Yinan complained.

"Director, how could we do this?"

"That's right, don't talk about farming, I haven't even washed the dishes."

"Those who want to eat white flour steamed buns can just admit defeat and not plant them." The director directly revealed that the breakfast of the last place was white flour steamed buns, and Shi Xiaowan and Luo Yinan didn't want to eat that.

Lin Xiangxiang and Zhou Yan were already rolling up their trousers and changing their water shoes. Lin Xiangxiang's long hair was specially tied into two braids, and he wore a straw hat, looking like a pure farm girl.

Everything was ready, the director yelled to start, and the two of them got off the ground with a groan.

Gu Yanchen is obsessed with cleanliness, how could he endure such dirty work?With his hands folded across his chest, he stood straight and motionless by the edge of the field, no matter what he said today, he would not give himself up.

Gu Yanchen didn't want to go down, and Luo Yinan didn't want to go down either. Seeing that the two of them gave up immediately, and Tong Xin had already driven Zhou Hao off, she winked at Lu Zimian.

"We don't have to compare with Zhou Yan, as long as we surpass Zhou Hao, we will be No.2. Anyway, I don't want to eat white flour steamed buns."

Lu Zimian felt that what he said made sense, so he rolled up his trousers and left the field.

(End of this chapter)

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