I buried the anchor, there is no crime!

Chapter 1 Ding!Congratulations on getting the attention of a funeral home owner!
"Sir, we are a noble community here, with the upper wind and the upper water, and the back garden of life in the underground CBD."

"House prices across the country are rising now. As long as you buy this place, there is absolutely room for appreciation, and the price will definitely double within two years!"

"Please look over here, facing north and south with three sides, a mansion with two bathrooms and a large living room. It is only sold for 3 yuan now, so you can live in peace of mind."

"roll!!!"

Linhai City, outside a small shop less than [-] square meters.

Lin Rou was selling something to a middle-aged man in front of her.

After her enthusiastic introduction, the man only responded with a rolling word, and then left without looking back.

Lin Rou didn't say anything, and returned to the store after sighing.

The store has been out of business for half a month.

If this continues, I'm afraid I won't even be able to pay the rent this month.

There were people coming and going on the street, but none of the suitable customers were found.

Lin Rou rubbed her sore shoulders, sat on the sofa and began to think about life.

In the past half a month, almost every time she saw a passer-by who looked like a customer, she would go up to sell her business.

However, none of the business was successful, and instead they were often sprayed.

Being sprayed is also normal.

No way, who made her job a bit special?
Yes.

Her job is special.

Half a year ago, Lin Rou traveled to this parallel world and inherited this funeral home.

Some are called fierce shops, some are called funeral houses, and some are called funeral shops.

The name is different, but the nature is the same, and it is dedicated to serving the dead.

The work is also very simple.

From the sale of urns and other funeral supplies, to the selection of geomantic locations for burials, in short, we offer a one-stop service that covers everything related to the funeral industry.

As long as you give enough money, you can guarantee that you will have a good time at the funeral.

This funeral parlor has been passed down for three generations, and it has been here since her grandparents.

In this generation, Lin Rou was the only daughter left, and the funeral parlor was naturally entrusted to her.

It's a pity that the funeral industry is under great competition pressure and has many limitations. In addition, the business has been sluggish over the years.

Since a year ago, the operation of the funeral parlor has been unable to make ends meet, and sometimes even the water and electricity bills cannot be paid.

In order to attract more customers, Lin Rou would sell to others on the side of the road as she did just now.

And the "treasure land" she just promoted, facing north and south with three sides of sunlight, is extremely good in Fengshui. If it wasn't for lack of money, how could Lin Rou sell it at a low price of 3 yuan?

It's a pity that the middle-aged man didn't know the goods, instead of handling the business, he turned his head and left after scolding.

This made Lin Rou very disappointed.

If I don't receive some business, I'm afraid I will really drink the northwest wind next month.

Thinking of this, she turned on the short video software on her phone to see if she could contact business online.

In order to expand the popularity of the store.

Lin Rou registered an account on a short video platform, and posted advertisements every day, thinking that she would use this to spread her popularity.

After opening the software, she originally thought about posting some advertisements to see if there were any customers who needed them.

As a result, as soon as it was opened, all kinds of white and long legs appeared on the screen.

Appreciation of beautiful women is never limited by gender.

This is not.

Lin Rou was immersed in the videos of beauties from all walks of life on the spot, and had long forgotten about advertising.

Happy times always go by so fast.

Before I knew it, half an hour passed.

She habitually swiped her finger up, wanting to see the next video.

But what catches the eye is not the beautiful long legs, but a spirited guy whose ID is "Society You Yuge"!

in the video.

"Social Brother Yu" is wearing a red tights with Wang Zai's face printed on it, with colorful dyed hair and a big flower tattoo on his arm.

He first waved a flower hand on the side of the road.

After shaking his hand, he rode on an extremely cool motorcycle with various lights flashing, tightened the accelerator and started racing on the road.

Lin Rou had heard of this motorcycle before.

Commonly known as ghost fire, it is the favorite of many spirited guys, and people who ride this kind of bike are generally called ghost fire boys.

In the video, "Society You Brother Yu" turned the accelerator to the maximum, speeding desperately.

During the period, he kept killing himself, such as taking selfies with his mobile phone while riding, and dangerous behaviors such as raising the front of the car.

There is an accompanying text below.

"Handsome will blow up the street, if you think it's handsome, deduct 1!"

Seeing this, Lin Rou couldn't help shaking her head.

Retrograde racing, without a helmet, and making dangerous moves all the time, this is simply dying.

I'm afraid only those young people with immature minds will find this kind of street bombing behavior cool, right?
Anyone with a more mature mind would not think this kind of behavior is handsome, but would only think it is ugly!

But from Lin Rou's point of view.

It's like such a deadly pen, if she dies, she won't take the order.

After all, driving at such a fast speed, once a car accident occurs,
Which funeral home is willing to take on such a thankless job?

Shaking her head, she felt that it was too outrageous, and planned to move on to the next video.

However, before she could swipe away, a voice suddenly sounded in her mind.

"Ding! A suitable host has been detected, and the funeral system is activated!"

After the beep sounded.

Immediately afterwards, another string of words appeared in front of his eyes.

"Client: Zhao Xinyu (Social Brother Yu)"

"Introduction: The customer will blow up the street at twelve o'clock in the morning tonight, and the accident rate is as high as 100%."

"Level: C-level customers, the mortality rate is as high as [-]%."

"The level is not high but the accident rate is high. The host can pay more attention and strive to receive the target list!"

After hearing the prompt and seeing this line of prompts, Lin Rou immediately reacted.

Your own system has awakened!

And it is also the funeral system related to her work.

When the system came up, it gave a reminder that "You Brother Yu, the society" will continue to drive in the early hours of tonight, and the accident rate will reach [-]%.

To know.

According to the speed he was driving, and he didn't even wear a helmet, as long as there was an accident, he would almost certainly die.

There is no chance of even being rescued.

Lin Rou was speechless immediately.

She has read a lot of online novels, and she knows that the necessary cheat for every traverser is the system.

It's just that other people's systems are either Shenhao systems or rate of return systems.

Taking a ten thousand step back, even if there is no system, at least one must be a proud son of heaven or a wealthy young lady!
But what about yourself?

Funeral system, what the hell is this thing?

The only function is to see when others die?
Lin Rou felt speechless for a while.

But speechless will be speechless, a done deal, and it's useless to complain after things have come to this.

Now that you have such a system, you must make good use of it.

Out of professional habits, Lin Rou casually typed such a line in the comment area.

"Hi sir, do you need to know more about funeral services? A large number of Fengshui treasures are now at a discounted price, and you can enjoy a [-]% discount if you make an appointment in advance. Buy one get one free for funeral supplies, buy more and get more!"

After selling my business smoothly.

Lin Rou seemed to have thought of something, and clicked on the other party's homepage.

According to the system, the other party will have an accident in the early hours of tonight, and once an accident occurs, there is almost no possibility of survival.

She also wanted to verify whether what the system said was true or not.

(End of this chapter)