The ancestors brought black and red juniors to become popular in variety shows

Chapter 23 Is this the so-called missing brainstem?

This sentence was so outrageous that Ning Yizhou doubted his ears.

What the hell?Survive in the wild? !
Who is hanging to survive in the wild! !

No matter how stupid Ning Yizhou is, he can see that Ning Fan is fooling him.

He pulled out a smile and quickly softened, "Look, the old man asked you to take care of me, it's not very good for you, isn't it?"

"Why don't you put me down and I'll apologize to you?"

The quick change of his attitude made Liang Qi shocked and disgusted, "I never thought you would be so spineless!"

Ning Yizhou gave him a blank look, "What's the use of backbone!"

Is it embarrassing to hang here all the time if you don't accept softness!

"As a child of the Ning family, this is also part of the experience, and..." Ning Fan pulled the net bag, nodded, it was not bad and strong enough.

"Before leaving, your grandfather told you that you can do whatever you want."

Ning Yizhou: "..." What a grandpa! !
But please, it's not ancient times anymore, what else is there to experience!
He broke down and wanted to shout out, but he couldn't speak, and his expression twisted in frustration.

[God damn survival in the wild, other people's survival in the wild is to set up traps to hunt, why are these two reversed hahahaha]

[Ning Yizhou really can't beat Sister Fan, let's not talk about the value of force, just talk about this IQ...]

[When Ning Yizhou made the bet, he knew it would not be so simple, it really did not disappoint me hhh]

[To be exact, Sister Fan will never let people down hahaha! 】

In order not to get too close to Ning Yizhou, Liang Qi stretched out his arms from the holes in the net bag and hung his whole body on it.

He said weakly, "Well, stop your grievances for a while, can you put me down first, I'm just an innocent passerby."

Ning Fan glanced at him and raised his eyebrows, "A passer-by? Aren't you planning to catch mantises, cicadas, orioles behind you?"

"How does it feel to be a oriole?"

Liang Qi's expression changed, she didn't expect that she could hear clearly at such an urgent moment.

He didn't even think about it, and blurted out, "I want to push him! It was too confusing to see clearly!"

I regretted it before I finished speaking, why did I say it out, the plan before was to refuse to admit it even if I died!
For some reason, he couldn't help but tell the truth to Shang Ning Fan's dark eyes.

Liang Qi's words immediately reminded Ning Yizhou, "Yes, I haven't asked you yet! Why are you here? Do you know my plan?!"

Liang Qi rolled his eyes, "What are you planning? Sneaky traps? I've been following you all the way, don't you know?"

Ning Yizhou: "..." He really doesn't know.

The two looked at each other, knowing that this was not the time to quarrel, they looked at Ning Fan eagerly at the same time.

[Hahaha, these two people suddenly have a sense of sight of a Erha and a golden retriever! 】

[Sister Dog is the most awesome! (bushi)]

[I used to think that Ning Yizhou was the only one who was stupid, but now...Xiao Liang is also doing his part. 】

Ning Fan was unmoved by their eager eyes, and shrugged with a smile, "It's getting late, I have to go back to eat~"

She turned around and picked up the small bamboo basket placed in the distance, and waved to the two of them again.

"Come on you guys."

He left without giving them a chance to speak.

Seeing Ning Fan's back disappear, a gust of wind blew and creaked the leaves, which also chilled the hearts of the two of them.

Ning Yizhou gritted his teeth, the ancestor put it so far ahead of time, it was because he was aware of his plan early.

He couldn't help but slapped himself, it was all because he was too nervous and didn't discover these details!
After a long time, Liang Qi was the first to break the deadlock.

He scratched his hair, his face full of confusion, "I really don't understand what you young lovers are thinking."

"One sets traps and waits for the other party to fall, and the other one picks up the other party and leaves. Is this a new way to show affection?"

Ning Yizhou's low mood once again fell to the bottom.

The old ancestor as his girlfriend? ?
Leaving aside the issue of incest, he can't stand her character, let those licking dogs suffer!

Ning Yizhou snorted angrily, "I told you it's not a girlfriend, but an ancestor!"

Liang Qi nodded indiscriminately, not taking his address seriously, "Yes, yes, yes, it's your heart, your baby."

"So how the hell do we get down?"

Ning Yizhou didn't bother to explain any more, he suddenly thought of something, "By the way, we can use our mobile phone to ask for help! If we hang us here, we won't be able to perform variety shows, and Director Song won't ignore us!"

Just as he was struggling to find his phone, Liang Qi's cool voice sounded beside him.

"Did you forget to hand in your mobile phone before going up the mountain? And are you sure that Director Song knows that we are hanging here, and won't add a few more seats to show in various ways?"

Ning Yizhou: "..."

God damn it makes sense.

Ning Yizhou sighed, "Then what should we do, we can't really hang here all the time, can we?"

Liang Qi also imitated his example and sighed, "It would be great if we could pass by a villager, and we can still ask him for help."

After his words fell, he thought of something, subconsciously looked at Ning Yizhou, and happened to see the hope in the other party's eyes.

The two turned their heads in unison to look at the camera brother standing opposite them.

Being stared at so earnestly by them, the two camera brothers took a step back at the same time.

Liang Qi rubbed his hands together, and smiled brightly, "The two big brothers have worked hard with us, or put this equipment down to rest."

"Then... how about putting us down by the way?"

The two camera brothers looked at each other. Although they didn't answer, they put the live broadcast equipment on the wooden stake next to them and adjusted it to a good position.

Ning Yizhou was overjoyed, it was a success!
However, after the two camera brothers finished all this, one of them asked someone to take a step back and lean on the tree trunk to rest, and he had no intention of saving them at all.

"???"

[Although I didn't see what happened, I guessed the ending based on their expressions. 】

[Haha, Brother Camera, does he like to have fun with us? 】

[So Director Song really doesn't consider adding a few more seats? hhh]

The hope that Ning Yizhou had finally ignited was shattered again, he leaned back without strength, letting his own weight make the net bag sway, as if he was sitting on a swing.

"By the way!" He sat up abruptly again, "I haven't asked you yet, why did I set a trap for you to join in the fun, and I didn't mess with you!"

Liang Qi sneered, and before he could speak, he heard Ning Yizhou mutter with laughter.

"Did you know that you asked Mr. Ye for advice on martial arts secrets, but I let the paparazzi get thrown out?"

Liang Qi: "!!!"

He froze for two seconds, then jumped up, and once again swayed crazily with his net bag.

"It's actually you!!"

Ning Yizhou was also shocked: "Ah?! You don't know?!"

The dialogue between the two made the barrage laugh crazy again.

[Are these two talking about cross talk?Why is it so funny hanging here! 】

[This is the so-called missing brainstem...]

[I'm going to die of laughter from them, just watch them say that the cross talk is not bad all night (dog head)]

Just when the barrage was hahaha, an out of place barrage suddenly appeared and attracted everyone's attention.

[No, why are there traps on the mountain? 】

【ah?Aren't the villagers here to hunt? 】

[Impossible, the villagers living at the foot of the mountain will protect the animals on the mountain, how can they hunt, especially the deer. 】

[Fuck me, I'm terrified when I think about it carefully, since it's not a trap set by the villagers, who is it? 】

At this moment, there was a sudden crunching sound of stepping on fallen leaves not far away.

Ning Yizhou and Liang Qi stopped arguing at the same time, and looked up hopefully.

"Could it be that the ancestors are back?"

"Could it be a passing villager?!"

　Classmate Xiao Ning: I knew that our ancestors would not be so cruel!
　　Sister Fan: Yes
　　
　
(End of this chapter)