The compound criticizes the beauties who are pure and flirtatious
Chapter 266 Funny couplet
Chapter 266 Funny couplet
Tang Chuxia got under the quilt again, closed her eyes and told him to speak quickly.
Anyway, I'm used to this guy breaking in in the middle of the night.
Gu Beihuai lowered his voice and asked, "Do you really want to sleep with me?"
Tang Chuxia suddenly opened his eyes. If the lights were turned on, he should be able to see the green light in Tang Chuxia's eyes.
She really thought that in her previous life she would have died without eating meat, but in this life she thought it was better to eat meat first. As for whether she would die early, at least she would not regret it.
But in the end, Gu Beihuai laughed when he saw her reaction.
"Why did you sleep?" Tang Chuxia stretched out her hand to hold Gu Beihuai's cheek, but naturally she didn't hold anything, and heard Gu Beihuai's teasing voice: "I won't let you sleep!"
Tang Chuxia went back, this kind of bear man should be dealt with.
Is it too much?
How could he tease her like this?
After Tang Chuxia ignored Gu Beihuai, Gu Beihuai approached again: "Speaking seriously, what are your plans after the new year?"
Tang Chuxia sighed: "Didn't I say that, I want to take the college entrance examination, so I must study hard and try to get in!" She seemed to have mentioned this issue a long time ago.
It may be that many things happened this winter, so many people didn't realize that Tang Chuxia was talking about this matter seriously, but thought she was joking.
Gu Beihuai didn't take it seriously at first, but when he saw Tang Chuxia's serious expression, he suddenly realized that she should be telling the truth.
"You have to think about it. If you want to go to university, you may have to go to school to take classes step by step, but what do you want to study? Mechanical engineering?"
Gu Beihuai lay beside Tang Chuxia with a curious look on his face.
Tang Chuxia yawned and said casually, "How is that possible? I'm not interested in those things. I'm going to study veterinary medicine!"
Gu Beihuai was overly frightened and fell off the bed, got up and looked at Tang Chuxia: "Are you kidding?"
Tang Chuxia shrugged: "I'm not joking, I really think so, why don't you believe me?"
veterinary?
Regardless of whether the Tang family will agree, the key is what are the current veterinarians doing?
Seeing that Gu Beihuai didn't believe it, Tang Chuxia explained to him: "Let me tell you, believe me, sister, veterinarians will definitely be very popular in the future, maybe they will become miracle doctors!"
Gu Beihuai sneered: "Are you planning to treat tigers or leopards? Veterinarian? Do you need a veterinarian besides excrement and excrement for cattle and sheep?"
Tang Chuxia sat up abruptly.
I forgot the current era, this is not her previous life, veterinarians are really popular, the time is wrong.
After thinking of this question, Tang Chuxia fell into deep thought.
Gu Beihuai was very satisfied that Tang Chuxia took this matter seriously, and reminded: "If you want to be lazy, learn journalism!"
Tang Chuxia shook her head like a rattle, seeing that news is a high-level major, but in fact it was too much for Tang Chuxia, and she was not a person who liked to stand in front of people.
Move your wrists, and finally find that what you can be lazy is what you are good at.
"I'd better go to study medicine!"
Although studying medicine is very hard, but with the knowledge of her previous life and the blessing of divine power in this life, she can relax a lot.
Gu Beihuai was so annoyed by her that he couldn't say anything, "Haven't you ever thought of someone who can relax a bit and have free time?"
Looking at Gu Beihuai's back, Tang Chuxia muttered: "The door is not closed properly, what should I do if the cold wind comes in?" Then he had to get out of bed to close the door, and lay down on the bed again: "I can do whatever I want!"
She actually understood what Gu Beihuai meant, but she just didn't want to cooperate.
I slept soundly all night, but the next day I was very upset to be called by my elder brother: "Go and write couplets!"
The couplets at home were written by Tang Chuxia in previous years, and the question was that the third brother was not at home!I can't read the calligraphy of the other brothers.
Tang Chuxia yawned and really wanted to say, "I can't either!"
But she didn't dare. Fortunately, her calligraphy is really not very good, but she is good at drawing, so she can write in the way of drawing. Anyway, those who know how to do it can't speak, and those who don't know just watch the fun.
After breakfast, she saw that her elder brother had cleared the coffee table and asked Tang Chuxia to write couplets on it.
"Brother, can't we go to the study?" Tang Chuxia was very speechless, rolled up her sleeves, took the brush, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Although all of the Tang family were soldiers, they couldn't hold back their liking for cultural people.
When Tang Chuxia was writing, they all gathered around to watch.
Tang Chuxia was afraid of revealing her secrets, so she didn't want to write, so Tang's mother patted her: "Hurry up, it's only a year. When you get married next year, you won't have a chance!"
Tang Chuxia was shocked. Could it be that he can't write couplets after he's married?
Without giving her a chance to ask, the elder sister-in-law next to her smiled and said, "Let the younger brothers and sisters write it in the future!" The future third sister-in-law sitting next to her smiled.
Tang Chuxia wanted to hand over the brush right now, fearing that Tang's mother would clean it up.
A piece of red paper was cut into long strips, Tang Chuxia took a deep breath, thought of some weird couplets he had seen in his previous life, and wrote directly, and the pen walked around, looking very imposing.
But when everyone saw what was on the couplet, Mother Tang pinched Tang Chuxia's ear: "Tang Chuxia, are you itchy?"
Tang Chuxia put down the brush and cried out in pain, "Mom, you don't understand now. I am an innovation. Look at the words, although the words are somewhat incomprehensible, but the meaning is very clear, right?"
She pulled Licorice, a person who could not read much, over: "Licorice, can you understand what it means?"
Licorice looked at it carefully for a long time, and said uncertainly: "Love the country, love the family, love freedom, prevent fire and theft, and guard against parents. The horizontal comment is: true love is priceless!"
Tang Chuxia gave the licorice a thumbs up.
Mother Tang was so angry that she beat someone.
"You damn girl, what are you talking about?"
Tang Chuxia ran away, followed by the laughter of the Tang family, especially the third sister-in-law and sister-in-law in the future. They didn't expect Tang Chuxia to be so funny.
Especially the phrase true love is priceless.
Tang Chuxia’s couplet should be an idea derived from a certain poem.
It's just that she didn't write words, but replaced many words with pictures, which is both funny and real.
Among the children of the Tang family, except that Tang Chuxia's marriage was settled at the beginning, the others were all found by themselves.
Tang Chuxia was right!
Tang's mother couldn't catch up with Tang Chuxia, pinched her waist at the door and shouted: "Tang Chuxia, come back to my mother and continue writing couplets!"
It just so happened that Mother Gu came to deliver bacon. Seeing Mother Tang's appearance, she asked curiously and learned about the couplets. She laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.
"Oh my mother, is our family Xia Xia so talented? Then I will write two pictures for our family!"
Tang Chuxia poked her head behind Gu's mother and shouted, "That must be done!"
Mother Tang wanted to deal with Tang Chuxia again, but unfortunately she couldn't.
"You little bastard, hurry up and marry Huo Huo, go to Aunt Hong!"
Mother Gu: It's not Huo Huo, it's a great honor!
(End of this chapter)
Tang Chuxia got under the quilt again, closed her eyes and told him to speak quickly.
Anyway, I'm used to this guy breaking in in the middle of the night.
Gu Beihuai lowered his voice and asked, "Do you really want to sleep with me?"
Tang Chuxia suddenly opened his eyes. If the lights were turned on, he should be able to see the green light in Tang Chuxia's eyes.
She really thought that in her previous life she would have died without eating meat, but in this life she thought it was better to eat meat first. As for whether she would die early, at least she would not regret it.
But in the end, Gu Beihuai laughed when he saw her reaction.
"Why did you sleep?" Tang Chuxia stretched out her hand to hold Gu Beihuai's cheek, but naturally she didn't hold anything, and heard Gu Beihuai's teasing voice: "I won't let you sleep!"
Tang Chuxia went back, this kind of bear man should be dealt with.
Is it too much?
How could he tease her like this?
After Tang Chuxia ignored Gu Beihuai, Gu Beihuai approached again: "Speaking seriously, what are your plans after the new year?"
Tang Chuxia sighed: "Didn't I say that, I want to take the college entrance examination, so I must study hard and try to get in!" She seemed to have mentioned this issue a long time ago.
It may be that many things happened this winter, so many people didn't realize that Tang Chuxia was talking about this matter seriously, but thought she was joking.
Gu Beihuai didn't take it seriously at first, but when he saw Tang Chuxia's serious expression, he suddenly realized that she should be telling the truth.
"You have to think about it. If you want to go to university, you may have to go to school to take classes step by step, but what do you want to study? Mechanical engineering?"
Gu Beihuai lay beside Tang Chuxia with a curious look on his face.
Tang Chuxia yawned and said casually, "How is that possible? I'm not interested in those things. I'm going to study veterinary medicine!"
Gu Beihuai was overly frightened and fell off the bed, got up and looked at Tang Chuxia: "Are you kidding?"
Tang Chuxia shrugged: "I'm not joking, I really think so, why don't you believe me?"
veterinary?
Regardless of whether the Tang family will agree, the key is what are the current veterinarians doing?
Seeing that Gu Beihuai didn't believe it, Tang Chuxia explained to him: "Let me tell you, believe me, sister, veterinarians will definitely be very popular in the future, maybe they will become miracle doctors!"
Gu Beihuai sneered: "Are you planning to treat tigers or leopards? Veterinarian? Do you need a veterinarian besides excrement and excrement for cattle and sheep?"
Tang Chuxia sat up abruptly.
I forgot the current era, this is not her previous life, veterinarians are really popular, the time is wrong.
After thinking of this question, Tang Chuxia fell into deep thought.
Gu Beihuai was very satisfied that Tang Chuxia took this matter seriously, and reminded: "If you want to be lazy, learn journalism!"
Tang Chuxia shook her head like a rattle, seeing that news is a high-level major, but in fact it was too much for Tang Chuxia, and she was not a person who liked to stand in front of people.
Move your wrists, and finally find that what you can be lazy is what you are good at.
"I'd better go to study medicine!"
Although studying medicine is very hard, but with the knowledge of her previous life and the blessing of divine power in this life, she can relax a lot.
Gu Beihuai was so annoyed by her that he couldn't say anything, "Haven't you ever thought of someone who can relax a bit and have free time?"
Looking at Gu Beihuai's back, Tang Chuxia muttered: "The door is not closed properly, what should I do if the cold wind comes in?" Then he had to get out of bed to close the door, and lay down on the bed again: "I can do whatever I want!"
She actually understood what Gu Beihuai meant, but she just didn't want to cooperate.
I slept soundly all night, but the next day I was very upset to be called by my elder brother: "Go and write couplets!"
The couplets at home were written by Tang Chuxia in previous years, and the question was that the third brother was not at home!I can't read the calligraphy of the other brothers.
Tang Chuxia yawned and really wanted to say, "I can't either!"
But she didn't dare. Fortunately, her calligraphy is really not very good, but she is good at drawing, so she can write in the way of drawing. Anyway, those who know how to do it can't speak, and those who don't know just watch the fun.
After breakfast, she saw that her elder brother had cleared the coffee table and asked Tang Chuxia to write couplets on it.
"Brother, can't we go to the study?" Tang Chuxia was very speechless, rolled up her sleeves, took the brush, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Although all of the Tang family were soldiers, they couldn't hold back their liking for cultural people.
When Tang Chuxia was writing, they all gathered around to watch.
Tang Chuxia was afraid of revealing her secrets, so she didn't want to write, so Tang's mother patted her: "Hurry up, it's only a year. When you get married next year, you won't have a chance!"
Tang Chuxia was shocked. Could it be that he can't write couplets after he's married?
Without giving her a chance to ask, the elder sister-in-law next to her smiled and said, "Let the younger brothers and sisters write it in the future!" The future third sister-in-law sitting next to her smiled.
Tang Chuxia wanted to hand over the brush right now, fearing that Tang's mother would clean it up.
A piece of red paper was cut into long strips, Tang Chuxia took a deep breath, thought of some weird couplets he had seen in his previous life, and wrote directly, and the pen walked around, looking very imposing.
But when everyone saw what was on the couplet, Mother Tang pinched Tang Chuxia's ear: "Tang Chuxia, are you itchy?"
Tang Chuxia put down the brush and cried out in pain, "Mom, you don't understand now. I am an innovation. Look at the words, although the words are somewhat incomprehensible, but the meaning is very clear, right?"
She pulled Licorice, a person who could not read much, over: "Licorice, can you understand what it means?"
Licorice looked at it carefully for a long time, and said uncertainly: "Love the country, love the family, love freedom, prevent fire and theft, and guard against parents. The horizontal comment is: true love is priceless!"
Tang Chuxia gave the licorice a thumbs up.
Mother Tang was so angry that she beat someone.
"You damn girl, what are you talking about?"
Tang Chuxia ran away, followed by the laughter of the Tang family, especially the third sister-in-law and sister-in-law in the future. They didn't expect Tang Chuxia to be so funny.
Especially the phrase true love is priceless.
Tang Chuxia’s couplet should be an idea derived from a certain poem.
It's just that she didn't write words, but replaced many words with pictures, which is both funny and real.
Among the children of the Tang family, except that Tang Chuxia's marriage was settled at the beginning, the others were all found by themselves.
Tang Chuxia was right!
Tang's mother couldn't catch up with Tang Chuxia, pinched her waist at the door and shouted: "Tang Chuxia, come back to my mother and continue writing couplets!"
It just so happened that Mother Gu came to deliver bacon. Seeing Mother Tang's appearance, she asked curiously and learned about the couplets. She laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.
"Oh my mother, is our family Xia Xia so talented? Then I will write two pictures for our family!"
Tang Chuxia poked her head behind Gu's mother and shouted, "That must be done!"
Mother Tang wanted to deal with Tang Chuxia again, but unfortunately she couldn't.
"You little bastard, hurry up and marry Huo Huo, go to Aunt Hong!"
Mother Gu: It's not Huo Huo, it's a great honor!
(End of this chapter)
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