The compound criticizes the beauties who are pure and flirtatious

Chapter 30 Really Exciting
Grandma sprayed out a mouthful of tea, which directly sprayed her daughter-in-law Cuixiang's head and face.

The old lady was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly handed her the handkerchief.

Seeing her aggrieved face, even the appearance of her facial features wrinkled together because of her grievance, she almost laughed again.

Hastily coughed twice, and suppressed the smile.

"speak politely!"

Cuixiang woke up after scolding her son.

Only then did Tang Chuxia realize that this was the little aunt, who helped to help the little aunt to sit next to the grandmother, and then started watching the play.

The little aunt patted Tang Chuxia's hand in relief. This child is the most kind. She used to be rare for such a girl, and now she is even rarer.

"Mother, the baby's father is talking nonsense, why do I have to make children all the time, but only once a day, how many?"

As the little aunt spoke, she became confident and her voice became louder.

"I have been a widow for ten years, and he finally came back. I just made up for the previous amount, and that's not enough?"

The little aunt felt wronged again, and even raised her hand to wipe her tears.

Grandma's face twisted into a weird look, she couldn't bear it anymore, she just pinched her thigh with her hand to hold back the smile, and her words changed a little.

"That can't be done once a day, that's your man!"

The little aunt quit, and immediately patted her thigh to retort: ​​"Mother, what you said is not right. He is my man, and I love him too. People say he is a man who works seven times a night. I am afraid that his health will not be able to bear it, so I only do it once a day. Six times less!"

Tang Chuxia couldn't hold back anymore!
Turning his head, his shoulders shook like a sieve, and his hands tightly grabbed his wrists.

My stomach hurts from holding back.

Why didn't I expect this little aunt to be so funny.

Grandma also wiped the physical tears from the corners of her eyes, and held the hand of her daughter-in-law Cuixiang: "Son, who did you hear about?"

The little aunt did not hesitate, and said directly: "Aunt Shun and the others!"

Her daughter-in-law is a standard village woman. Back then when his son married her, he liked her for her quick hands and feet, quick work, and filial piety to her parents. Who would have thought that she was illiterate and hadn't attended a day of school until she married her.

But the daughters-in-law are all married back, and they can't get rid of them, so they have to be sent to literacy classes to study.

Unexpectedly, I didn't know many words, but I learned a lot of messy things from those female leaders and came back.

When the youngest son was not at home in the early years, he couldn't tell. How could he think that his son finally went home to live a good life and made so many jokes.

But the old lady didn't dislike her daughter-in-law, she even liked her very much.

I just like her carefree, down-to-earth personality.

Grandma tried her best to adjust her expression, and explained to the little aunt in a good voice: "Don't listen to those women bosses talking nonsense, what are you talking about seven times a night, what is it like to be a man? A stick? Say seven times a night, within a month, a man I have to go to Hades for tea!"

My aunt didn't believe it.

"I don't believe it. Listen to my sister-in-law, my brother can do it!"

The little aunt spoke quite seriously, and it was obvious that she had really inquired about it.

The little uncle was also sitting on the chair next to him, his face flushed.

He is a man of culture, and he never imagined that he was stunned by his little aunt's beauty back then, and only after he got married did he find that there was no common language, the key was that his wife was innocent and easy to deceive.

Especially when he saw the gossip in his niece's eyes, his face immediately turned redder.

"Your brother brags, do you listen too?"

The little uncle couldn't bear to roar.

The little aunt was already irritable, so she couldn't stand being yelled at, "Why are you bragging? Look at my sister-in-law who gave birth to ten sons. If my brother doesn't succeed, can he have so many sons?"

Makes sense.

Tang Chuxia couldn't help but nodded.

My brother may really do it.

The little uncle's face turned dark.

"Is this the same thing?"

The little aunt stomped her feet: "Why is it not the same thing? You are thinking about that vixen Su Lan, you can't do it once a day, and you don't even have time for a stick of incense every time!!"

Tang Chuxia thinks that she should go out, is this kind of gossip really suitable for her to listen to?
Going on, maybe the little uncle will no longer have dignity when he sees himself in the future.

She tried her best to shrink her existence, but unfortunately the living room is so big, she has no place to hide, so she can only strangle herself desperately, don't laugh out loud.

Otherwise, this matter cannot be explained clearly.

Grandma felt that her face was a little out of control, and coughed heavily: "Okay, okay, a stick of incense is not short, son, men are like that!"

The little aunt was not forgiving.

"No, how can my man be worse than my brother? My brother is a big bastard, but my man is a man of culture! He even teaches!"

Grandma doesn't know how to evaluate her daughter-in-law's behavior of blindly worshiping her son.

She can yell at everyone in the family, but she can't yell at her youngest daughter-in-law. She is just a stick.

Can only coax.

Tang Chuxia was pulled over by her grandmother and stood in front of her little aunt: "Xia Xia, tell your little aunt!"

Tang Chuxia pointed to her nose, unable to believe that grandma was so unreliable.

What did she say about this?

Leaving aside the fact that she is now a simple girl with yellow flowers, even if she knows everything, can the younger generation persuade the elders here?

She didn't even dare to look at her little uncle, for fear that he would directly crush her to death.

For the safety of her life, she couldn't destroy the human design, so she had no choice but to say to her little aunt: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but, I think my in-law's uncle should be a man who works all day, and my little uncle is Professor, I don’t usually like to exercise, so I’m definitely not as good as my in-laws uncle, if my aunt wants to achieve the effect, let my uncle exercise!”

The nonsense explanation was hopeless at first, but the little aunt listened to it.

She patted her thigh and stood up excitedly: "Yes, why didn't I think of it! My niece is still smart!"

As she spoke, she grabbed and shook her little uncle.

While shaking, he said to his little uncle: "From now on, you will go to pull-ups every day. Anyway, you are now living in the family courtyard of the school, and there are some on the playground."

Tang Chuxia has black hair all over her head.

The little uncle's body like a paper man was no match for the strong little aunt, and it was a phantom that flickered out.

Grandma looked at her son with a guilty conscience, feeling that she, as a mother, was a little unkind.

Tang Chuxia, who seemed to have come up with a bad idea, also had a look of apprehension. The grandfather and grandson quietly exited the living room, or went out to hide.

As soon as they arrived at the gate of the courtyard, they saw the old man who had returned from shopping and Zheng Daqing and the others.

"Grandma, Xia Xia, why did you come out?"

Tang Jianjun thought they came out to greet them, but Tang Chuxia pointed at the living room in the yard.

Zheng Daqing couldn't wait to poke his head over to take a look, so he immediately yelled.

A group of heads poked out in unison, and then a series of wow came out.

"It's really exciting!"

(End of this chapter)