The compound criticizes the beauties who are pure and flirtatious

Chapter 395
Gu Beihuai looked at Tang Chuxia curiously.

I don't know what is going on in her mind.

"What means?"

Gu Beihuai was really curious about what Tang Chuxia could say.

Who would have thought that Tang Chuxia would chuckle, it was extraordinarily wretched.

"I understand, don't hide it!"

Gu Beihuai was speechless, what was he covering up?

He didn't know what Tang Chuxia was thinking, how could he say it?
As a result, Tang Chuxia laughed even more obscenely.

"You said you have this idea, how can I not fulfill you? It's just that you have the wrong gender?"

Tang Chuxia was particularly emotional, this tickled Gu Beihuai's heart.

"Are you going to say it or not?" Gu Beihuai's face was filled with confusion, and he looked at Tang Chuxia with something wrong.

Tang Chuxia poked Gu Beihuai's chest: "It's dead~~~ I don't know what you think about it, did that crabapple flower come from a poem?"

Tang Chuxia asked very firmly.

Gu Beihuai didn't know what Tang Chuxia was thinking about the black line on his head to make such a wretched smile, but when he saw it personally, he wondered if someone had messed up Tang Chuxia's mind.

"A pear tree crushes crabapple, right?"

Tang Chuxia laughed, poking Gu Beihuai's chest with her fingers.

"Oh, you said that you are not old, you have a beautiful heart!"

Gu Beihuai's head was no longer covered in black lines, he just exploded.

What is this all about?
He didn't think about any poems at all, the red underwear was also prepared for him by Gu's mother, saying that in the year of birth, red underwear is needed to keep safe.

Originally, he was also very repulsed by this matter, but his mother was too good at nagging, so Gu Beihuai could only change into the red underpants prepared by his mother in order to save his ears from suffering.

Gu's mother also told him: "Originally, you are married, and it is your wife's business to prepare red pants, but Xia Xia is still young, so I probably don't know these things. This time, I prepared them for you. You are newly married, which means good luck!"

At that time, Gu Beihuai didn't think much about the mysterious smile on Gu's mother's face, but now seeing Tang Chuxia's performance, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

Although he didn't think there was anything wrong with Tang Chuxia's wretched look, he knew what a pear blossom pressing a crabapple meant.

"Tang Chuxia, what do you mean? Am I very old?"

Anyone who knows the allusion of a pear blossom pressing a crabapple knows that this line is adapted from Yuan Zhen's poem "Two Poems of White Clothes", "A pear blossom pressing an elephant bed", which is used to ridicule an old husband marrying a young wife.

He is only a few years older than Tang Chuxia, and he hasn't reached the level of an old husband and young wife, right?

Gu Beihuai thought Tang Chuxia was laughing at him.

"Don't pay attention to this question, after all, you are indeed older than me!"

However, begonia flowers are generally used to allude to women, but Gu Beihuai wore them on red underpants, which is interesting.

"Tomorrow, I will embroider a pear tree on the red pants, and make a pair with you."

Tang Chuxia laughed so wretchedly that she thought she was the one who took advantage, but in fact she was the one who took advantage.

Gu Beihuai felt that his innocence was about to be tarnished.

Everyone is numb.

"Tang Chuxia, how dare you!"

Gu Beihuai covered Tang Chuxia's mouth, but Tang Chuxia pulled his hand down and pushed Gu Beihuai onto the bed with a counterattack.

"Oh, don't be so excited, I understand, I can still cooperate with your little hobby!"

Tang Chuxia said, "Your little eccentricity, I will definitely tolerate you, and it made Gu Beihuai feel ashamed and angry to death."

This is not a matter of petty quirks, it is a matter of face.

Tang Chuxia poked Gu Beihuai's cheek: "I thought you liked the toughness of the overlord of Chu, but you like the power of the queen! Tell me earlier, I will definitely cooperate with you!"

Gu Beihuai didn't understand what the hell these two allusions were, but when Tang Chuxia acted like a queen, how could he not understand?

Emotional Tang Chuxia treats him like a little daughter-in-law?
Gu Beihuai roared: "Tang Chuxia, I am your man!"

Tang Chuxia let out an ah, and poked Gu Beihuai's heart.

"Isn't this obvious? If you weren't my man, I wouldn't be so indulgent to you. Look at how well I cooperate with you. Do you like a small leather whip or candle oil? I can do both!"

There was excitement in those big flickering eyes.

Gu Beihuai: ...

He originally thought that a good life was about to begin, but at this moment he just wanted to escape, at least not until those messy thoughts in Tang Chuxia's mind disappeared.

Gu Beihuai overturned Tang Chuxia and ran out.

But from Tang Chuxia's point of view, this scene really seemed like running away.

She lay on the bed and beat the bed violently.

It is estimated that Tang Chuxia will not be able to forget the current appearance of Gu Beihuai in this life.

so fun.

Only the task of Gu Beihuai's injury was completed, Tang Chuxia wiped away the tears from laughing, and rubbed his belly with emotion.

"I didn't fall asleep again! I knew it would be less straightforward, and it scared everyone away!"

It's been half a month since they got married, and they haven't eaten meat yet. This time, it's really her fault that she couldn't control her mouth, which hurt Gu Beihuai's self-esteem.

But Tang Chuxia was still curious, why mother Gu gave Gu Beihuai a big underpants made of crabapple flowers.

Is it really what I thought?
That would be really interesting.

While Tang Chuxia was still thinking about Gu's mother's intentions, Gu Beihuai had already changed his clothes and reopened the door.

"In broad daylight, don't do things that will misunderstand the elders, go and see how my little brother is doing!"

Gu Beihuai urged Tang Chuxia solemnly.

Tang Chuxia was lying on the bed, he didn't want to see how his younger brother talked about things with Yu Meiyu, he wanted to see Gu Beihuai's embarrassment even more.

But Gu Beihuai's self-regulation ability is very strong, so the problem can no longer be seen.

Seeing that Tang Chuxia didn't move, he knew that she must be thinking about the way he was just now. Although Gu Beihuai was extremely repulsive in his heart, he had to pretend not to see it at this time.

He walked to the bed and reached out to pull Tang Chuxia up.

But Tang Chuxia made up his mind to eat meat today, how could he be willing to drag himself out by Gu Beihuai.

In terms of strength, Gu Beihuai seemed no match for Tang Chuxia.

Tang Chuxia brought Gu Beihuai to her side with one force.

"Husband~~~ Why are you so stern? Is your face uncomfortable? Let me rub it for you!"

Tang Chuxia held Gu Beihuai's cheeks with both hands, and rubbed them left and right.

Gu Beihuai gnawed his face clean in an instant and lost consciousness. In order to save his face, he held Tang Chuxia's hands.

"Tang Chuxia, are you tired of living?"

Gritting his teeth is hard to describe Gu Beihuai at this time, he really wished that Tang Chuxia could be crippled.

"Well, your daughter-in-law is just tired of working, do you want to help me!" Tang Chuxia moved to the corner of his lips and kissed him, asking with hints.

(End of this chapter)