The beginning of hell: the rough man's husband is too clingy

Chapter 4 004 Collect some interest first (2)

The pretty little clerk thought that Mi Dazhu just farted, smiled stiffly, endured the stench and pulled Mi Dazhu to comfort him and help him find an excuse.

"Brother, what did you eat in the morning? Did that old shrew deliberately feed you food that exhausted your body? Hmph, I knew she had no good intentions. She loves farting after eating too many soybeans. Do you drink soy milk in the morning?"

Mi Dazhu stiffened his body, looked at the pretty young clerk under him, and wished he could slap her to death, so as not to spread bad news and ruin his reputation.

The pretty little clerk doesn't know, but he does know that there is excrement and urine flowing down the buttocks, and the stench is the smell of excrement and urine, not fart.

In order to maintain his image, Mi Dazhu didn't care about soiling his pants, so he quickly put on his pants to hide his ugliness.

"That old woman must have done it. Go back and see if I don't beat her to death. That's fine. I'm not in the mood today. You go out first, and I'll come back to you tomorrow."

The pretty little clerk felt that something was wrong. At this time, Mi Dazhu's legs were clamped tightly, and his expression was tense, as if he couldn't go to the toilet after holding back his urine. She wanted to ask, but accidentally caught Mi Dazhu's face. Trousers.

This look almost made her breakfast sick, and the yellow and white with green feces kept flashing in her mind. The little clerk couldn't hold back, pulled up the hem of her skirt and ran out in a hurry, lying on her stomach in the corridor The spittoon retched.

She had intimate contact with that kind of thing just now?

vomit!
God, kill me!I don't want to see him anymore today, not this year.

Two staff members from other departments walked by in the corridor, and when they saw the beautiful staff member vomit, they were shocked immediately, and then looked at each other.

The beautiful new clerk appears to be pregnant.

Mi Dazhu is about to get involved in big things!

On the other side, in the canteen of the shipyard, Qiao Fenghua was arrogantly pointing at the noses of the five employees under her command.

"Let me say it again, the shipyard has many employees and many family members, so there are naturally many meals to cook, but waste is not allowed. When cooking, a spoonful of food is enough to eat, like braised pork, two yuan per person It's fine to be greedy, and if you give too much to the old lady, it will be your head.

Of course, if you spend money to buy it separately, you can’t waste it. Don’t throw away the leftover meat from the previous day. Putting unfinished rice and brown rice together to cook porridge is also a good breakfast!ah! "

She was elated at what she said above, but the five people below were silently complaining.

Do you really treat yourself like a garlic?Without Mi Dazhu's support, she's a bird!

Holding chicken feathers as arrows all day long, and putting chicken feathers on it will make you think you are a phoenix?He also taught them not to waste, and asked them to sell the leftover meat as usual, hehe, there must be leftover meat, someday she will not steal a catty of meat for herself to take home, even if there is leftover, she will Take the piece from home.

The five of them secretly hated Qiao Fenghua for not being a human being, looking for trouble when she had nothing to do, and wished they could cover her mouth and beat her up now.

At this moment, Qiao Fenghua farted suddenly, the fart sounded loud, not only startled the five people, even Qiao Fenghua stopped talking in shock.

Immediately afterwards, the same familiar smell pervaded the air, and another smell burst out from the back kitchen full of food aroma. The smell was so strong that it rushed straight into the brain, and everyone present, including the members of several other groups, smelled it in unison. Then, More than fifty men and women in the back kitchen of the first cafeteria rushed out of the kitchen at the same time, only Qiao Fenghua stood on the spot alone.

Qiao Fenghua lowered her head in bewilderment, and the yellow and white feces had already flowed down the trousers all over the floor.

"what!"

Qiao Fenghua's broken cry did not arouse sympathy, but instead made the group of vomiting people outside hate her even more.

What is it called?They still wanted to scream, but they didn't say anything after dragging for a long time, but she called Huan instead.

Qiao Fenghua's first thought was to find her husband. She was going to hide in her husband's office, and then asked him to go home and get her a pair of pants. Otherwise, how could she go out to meet people with her appearance?

Qiao Fenghua rushed out of the kitchen recklessly, and the water-like yellow and white with green feces flowed all the way with her, and there were more and more trends.

Needless to say on this journey, everyone passing by couldn't help throwing up on the road, and scolded Qiao Fenghua bloody by the way.

It's too deceitful, what kind of work do you have a bad stomach?The family is only short of two dollars for medical treatment?It’s really not possible to buy some medicine and eat it at home!
If you have loose stools, just have loose bowels. You won’t go to the toilet when you’re about to pull it out?You are not a good boy can not hold back.

The key is not to trick them, it’s not easy to be able to eat in these years, it doesn’t matter if you drag it anywhere, we vomited all the things we ate in the morning, isn’t this a waste!
Everyone secretly felt sorry for the gruel they ate in the morning, but no one said it out, because the things on the ground were really disgusting, and thinking about what they ate in the morning, vomit~!

Qiao Fenghua was afraid that people would see who she was, so she didn't forget to cover her face with her hands when she ran out. She couldn't control the bottom, so she had to cover the top.

So Qiao Fenghua's excrement and urine dragged all the way until it stopped abruptly in front of the small building where the logistics department worked.

Just as Qiao Fenghua was running wildly on the road, Mi Dazhu was also rushing out.

When he ate meat in the morning, he felt that the meat tasted wrong, but the aroma of braised pork and heavy oil and salt covered up the rancid smell, so he didn't think much about it. He ate half of a bowl of braised pork. of.

At this time, his stomach had started to growl for a long time, and his stomach hurt like his intestines were knotted. He just wanted to go home quickly, change his pants and go to the toilet. If possible, he could go to the hospital.

One buried his head and ran downstairs, and the other rushed upstairs covering his face. The two people in a hurry bumped into each other without paying attention, and the two rolled down the stairs to the lobby on the first floor.

"Ah~, help~!"

Qiao Fenghua's screams resounded through the small office building of the logistics department, attracting a crowd of onlookers, and there was too much movement on the first floor, people from the logistics department and other departments on the same floor came out.

Mi Dazhu couldn't stand the stomachache at first, his chrysanthemum was tense, and he didn't dare to relax at all, but it was all over after such a bump, and when the chrysanthemum loosened, another yellow and white feces flowed down the trouser leg.

"It's over!"

Mi Dazhu closed his eyes tightly, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

The image that he has worked so hard for for many years is now completely ruined. Now that it is all right, he, Mi Dazhu, will become the laughing stock of the whole factory in less than an hour.

It's all this damn old bitch!

Not to mention giving him spoiled meat, he hit him without thinking, otherwise he wouldn't be so ashamed!

Mi Dazhu stared at Qiao Fenghua angrily, wishing he could swallow her alive.

Thinking of the tender and beautiful young clerk in the office, and then lowering his head to look at his old wife who not only made him lose face, but also screamed like a fat pig, Mi Dazhu's eyes flashed with ruthlessness.

It's Chinese New Year, it's time to kill the pig, no, it's time to change the wife.

(End of this chapter)