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Chapter 157 "Forced to the top"
Chapter 157 "Forced to the top"
Jiang Yan had another dream.
In the dream, it was already the last day of Flicker.
His good score successfully overtook Jiang Li and became the number one on the fault line.
Director Sun handed over his suitcase with both hands with a smile, and then gave him a first-class ticket.
And Jiang Li was crying at his feet, telling him not to leave her alone in this small village.
Jiang Yan ignored him, turned around and got on the plane with the suitcase.
There was just a little accident along the way——
The plane flew into the dark clouds, with various bumps and vibrations. In the end, the glass of the first-class cabin was directly shattered, pouring into the bone-chilling cold air.
Jiang Yan's face turned pale in an instant, and he grabbed his seat belt and yelled frantically: "Help, help, I don't want to die!!!"
Suddenly, a familiar voice came to his ears like a voice from outside the sky.
"Damn, why is Jiang Yan so heavy? It's hard enough to lift him, but he's still talking in his sleep."
Immediately afterwards, another colder voice sounded.
"Then don't lift it, just throw him on the ground."
"Oh, alright."
Jiang Yan:?
what happened?
Do planes still talk?
But before he could figure it out, the whole plane began to fall downwards.
With a bang, he hit the ground with the plane.
Jiang Yan took a sharp breath.
Damn, don't they all say that there is no pain in dreams?
Why does his ass hurt so much? !
Afterwards, countless skylights poured into his eyes, and the surrounding cold wind also blew.
He shivered violently again, and then he woke up.
However, Jiang Yan, who gradually realized his situation, fell into confusion again.
Who can tell him—
What the hell kind of place is this? !
There are rolling hills all around, green terraced fields one after another, appearing and disappearing in the gray mist.
The sounds of cattle and sheep burst out, and the smoky smell of feces and grass smelled together, forming an even weirder smell.
The cold wind blew him chilly, and it was even chilly under his buttocks.
When he reached out to touch it, he felt mud and water all over his hand.
"Hold!!!"
Jiang Yan yelled and jumped up, and when he saw the five people in front of him clearly, he felt even worse.
"Fuck, why are you here? Why am I here?"
Didn't he fucking sleep soundly at home?How did you come to this wilderness?Sleepwalking?
Qi Tianyu turned his wrist and grinned for a while.
"Brother Yan, you should thank us. Teacher He and I have carried you all the way. It's no different from lifting dumbbells in the gym."
He Yun nodded in agreement.
Wen Jiaojiao next to her said with a serious expression: "No way? You really don't feel anything? There was an earthquake just now, and we ran to rescue you regardless of the danger, and carried you out so far, you woke up You didn’t even say a word of thanks, and you’re still questioning us here?”
Jiang Yan:? ? ? ! ! !
[Hahahahahahaha help, don't fool him, the young master's CPU is almost burning dry. 】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard, how could these guys be so good at making things up? I watched them carry Jiang Yan who had fallen asleep and slipped half a village away. I laughed for 10 minutes, my throat was full Dumb. 】
[No way, these people are too hurt, the acting is too real, I was almost deceived. 】
[Princess, when you can't have acting skills, why do you have them every time you don't need acting skills. 】
[No, why don't you guys laugh, I'm laughing like crazy, do actors have such a strong sense of faith? 】
【Jiang Yan at the moment looks like the stupid son of the landlord's family, it can't be done, but anyone with a little brain will not believe Wen Jiaojiao's nonsense! 】
Jiang Yan really almost believed it.
The brain that was forcibly switched on couldn't react for a while, and just when he was about to follow Wen Jiaojiao's words and apologize to them, he caught a sharp glimpse of the old man who was holding a cow and grinning at him.
and many more.
If there was an earthquake, how could this uncle be smiling so happily?
Jiang Yan's face darkened instantly.
"Okay, you guys, are you messing with me again? I slept well, but you carried me out and threw me in this wilderness?!"
As he said that, he touched his buttocks again, and his face became even darker.
"I'm still hurting my ass in the mud?!"
Is he so sorry for the mud? !
[Laughing to death hahahahahahaha Jiang Yan's incompetent and furious look is even more ridiculous. 】
【I just noticed that it really rained last night, and Jiang Li predicted it right again! 】
[What, is this also called accurate prophecy?Jiang Li clearly said yesterday that it would rain today, so didn't it just rain a little at night?As for the shed?It's obviously superfluous, intentional volume! 】
[That's right, I think the weather is pretty good now, Jiang Li is just pretending, and ah, I don't understand what you are laughing at, is it funny?Please cut the camera quickly, the director, I want to see Wan Wan. 】
There were several times more yin and yang voices in the live broadcast room.
Of course, the Liming people were not jealous, they quickly hit the keyboard and went back.
[If someone else does something seriously, it's called a volume, right?Are you blaming others for your laziness?There are still such people in the world. 】
【If you don’t think it’s funny, don’t watch it. It’s like forcing you to watch it. I still think what you said is ugly. Shut up quickly. 】
[No, I'm just a passerby, have Su Yinwan's fans always been like this?Oh my god, that's too scary. 】
Not only passers-by feel scary, even some old fans of Su Yinwan think these new fans are scary.
They were the first group of people who followed Su Yinwan, knowing that she had always been aloof from the world, and just wanted to perform her tricks quietly, so they didn't make much noise on the Internet, and only took their job as fans seriously. Work.
But recently, for some reason, their older sisters have been active in front of the public more and more frequently. Not only that, quite a number of fans have become bewildered, showing off their power on various platforms all day long, even they stop I can't help it, I can only open one eye and close one eye.
On the trail, seeing Jiang Yan jumping, not only did Wen Jiaojiao not feel ashamed, but even made a grimace intensified.
"Whoever told you to sleep is not honest, yelling and moving around, Xiao Qi and Mr. He have worked hard to carry you, okay?"
Only then did Jiang Yan see the camera on the side.
so.
His appearance just now was all captured by the camera? !
And then the national audience saw it? !
"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!" Jiang Yan collapsed while clutching her hair.
Seeing this, Wen Jiaojiao laughed even harder.
"Master Jiang, we don't have the time to stay here with you to solve the case. We're going for a run, and we'll pick mushrooms for breakfast. If you don't want to, you can go back the same way, but then you won't have breakfast. .”
Jiang Yan:?
So he was forced to go to Liangshan?
Happy Labor Day! ! !
Come ask for a monthly ticket~
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Yan had another dream.
In the dream, it was already the last day of Flicker.
His good score successfully overtook Jiang Li and became the number one on the fault line.
Director Sun handed over his suitcase with both hands with a smile, and then gave him a first-class ticket.
And Jiang Li was crying at his feet, telling him not to leave her alone in this small village.
Jiang Yan ignored him, turned around and got on the plane with the suitcase.
There was just a little accident along the way——
The plane flew into the dark clouds, with various bumps and vibrations. In the end, the glass of the first-class cabin was directly shattered, pouring into the bone-chilling cold air.
Jiang Yan's face turned pale in an instant, and he grabbed his seat belt and yelled frantically: "Help, help, I don't want to die!!!"
Suddenly, a familiar voice came to his ears like a voice from outside the sky.
"Damn, why is Jiang Yan so heavy? It's hard enough to lift him, but he's still talking in his sleep."
Immediately afterwards, another colder voice sounded.
"Then don't lift it, just throw him on the ground."
"Oh, alright."
Jiang Yan:?
what happened?
Do planes still talk?
But before he could figure it out, the whole plane began to fall downwards.
With a bang, he hit the ground with the plane.
Jiang Yan took a sharp breath.
Damn, don't they all say that there is no pain in dreams?
Why does his ass hurt so much? !
Afterwards, countless skylights poured into his eyes, and the surrounding cold wind also blew.
He shivered violently again, and then he woke up.
However, Jiang Yan, who gradually realized his situation, fell into confusion again.
Who can tell him—
What the hell kind of place is this? !
There are rolling hills all around, green terraced fields one after another, appearing and disappearing in the gray mist.
The sounds of cattle and sheep burst out, and the smoky smell of feces and grass smelled together, forming an even weirder smell.
The cold wind blew him chilly, and it was even chilly under his buttocks.
When he reached out to touch it, he felt mud and water all over his hand.
"Hold!!!"
Jiang Yan yelled and jumped up, and when he saw the five people in front of him clearly, he felt even worse.
"Fuck, why are you here? Why am I here?"
Didn't he fucking sleep soundly at home?How did you come to this wilderness?Sleepwalking?
Qi Tianyu turned his wrist and grinned for a while.
"Brother Yan, you should thank us. Teacher He and I have carried you all the way. It's no different from lifting dumbbells in the gym."
He Yun nodded in agreement.
Wen Jiaojiao next to her said with a serious expression: "No way? You really don't feel anything? There was an earthquake just now, and we ran to rescue you regardless of the danger, and carried you out so far, you woke up You didn’t even say a word of thanks, and you’re still questioning us here?”
Jiang Yan:? ? ? ! ! !
[Hahahahahahaha help, don't fool him, the young master's CPU is almost burning dry. 】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard, how could these guys be so good at making things up? I watched them carry Jiang Yan who had fallen asleep and slipped half a village away. I laughed for 10 minutes, my throat was full Dumb. 】
[No way, these people are too hurt, the acting is too real, I was almost deceived. 】
[Princess, when you can't have acting skills, why do you have them every time you don't need acting skills. 】
[No, why don't you guys laugh, I'm laughing like crazy, do actors have such a strong sense of faith? 】
【Jiang Yan at the moment looks like the stupid son of the landlord's family, it can't be done, but anyone with a little brain will not believe Wen Jiaojiao's nonsense! 】
Jiang Yan really almost believed it.
The brain that was forcibly switched on couldn't react for a while, and just when he was about to follow Wen Jiaojiao's words and apologize to them, he caught a sharp glimpse of the old man who was holding a cow and grinning at him.
and many more.
If there was an earthquake, how could this uncle be smiling so happily?
Jiang Yan's face darkened instantly.
"Okay, you guys, are you messing with me again? I slept well, but you carried me out and threw me in this wilderness?!"
As he said that, he touched his buttocks again, and his face became even darker.
"I'm still hurting my ass in the mud?!"
Is he so sorry for the mud? !
[Laughing to death hahahahahahaha Jiang Yan's incompetent and furious look is even more ridiculous. 】
【I just noticed that it really rained last night, and Jiang Li predicted it right again! 】
[What, is this also called accurate prophecy?Jiang Li clearly said yesterday that it would rain today, so didn't it just rain a little at night?As for the shed?It's obviously superfluous, intentional volume! 】
[That's right, I think the weather is pretty good now, Jiang Li is just pretending, and ah, I don't understand what you are laughing at, is it funny?Please cut the camera quickly, the director, I want to see Wan Wan. 】
There were several times more yin and yang voices in the live broadcast room.
Of course, the Liming people were not jealous, they quickly hit the keyboard and went back.
[If someone else does something seriously, it's called a volume, right?Are you blaming others for your laziness?There are still such people in the world. 】
【If you don’t think it’s funny, don’t watch it. It’s like forcing you to watch it. I still think what you said is ugly. Shut up quickly. 】
[No, I'm just a passerby, have Su Yinwan's fans always been like this?Oh my god, that's too scary. 】
Not only passers-by feel scary, even some old fans of Su Yinwan think these new fans are scary.
They were the first group of people who followed Su Yinwan, knowing that she had always been aloof from the world, and just wanted to perform her tricks quietly, so they didn't make much noise on the Internet, and only took their job as fans seriously. Work.
But recently, for some reason, their older sisters have been active in front of the public more and more frequently. Not only that, quite a number of fans have become bewildered, showing off their power on various platforms all day long, even they stop I can't help it, I can only open one eye and close one eye.
On the trail, seeing Jiang Yan jumping, not only did Wen Jiaojiao not feel ashamed, but even made a grimace intensified.
"Whoever told you to sleep is not honest, yelling and moving around, Xiao Qi and Mr. He have worked hard to carry you, okay?"
Only then did Jiang Yan see the camera on the side.
so.
His appearance just now was all captured by the camera? !
And then the national audience saw it? !
"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!" Jiang Yan collapsed while clutching her hair.
Seeing this, Wen Jiaojiao laughed even harder.
"Master Jiang, we don't have the time to stay here with you to solve the case. We're going for a run, and we'll pick mushrooms for breakfast. If you don't want to, you can go back the same way, but then you won't have breakfast. .”
Jiang Yan:?
So he was forced to go to Liangshan?
Happy Labor Day! ! !
Come ask for a monthly ticket~
(End of this chapter)
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