dream village

"Sister, what are you doing?" Zhang Tao, who was peeling an onion, looked up and saw Sister Tao holding a cucumber and peeling it carefully, so he couldn't help asking.

Sister Tao was concentrating on her cucumber business and probably didn't hear Zhang Tao's question, so she didn't reply.Zhang Tao still has such a lively mind, but he just likes to think about crooked things.As soon as he saw the peeled and bare cucumber in Sister Tao's hand, he thought of the thing about women's sex products again.

He looked at Sister Tao sympathetically and thought, this kind of flower-like woman, who has just experienced human affairs and tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, just like eating glutinous rice, when the tree suddenly withered, The forbidden fruit is gone, her distended stomach, restless heart, and longing caress cannot be satisfied for a while.Is this still alive?People are also living people, with emotions, desires, and physical needs.Needless to say, how depressed and difficult this day will be!Can you not want to go wrong if you are suffering?Can you not find some excitement if you want to have a fantasy?Cucumbers are women's favorite, and it's understandable that Sister Tao occasionally uses cucumbers to meet her physiological needs.

Zhang Tao nodded understandingly while thinking.After peeling the cucumbers, Sister Tao raised her eyes and saw Zhang Tao nodding her head, she asked suspiciously, "Tugu, why are you nodding all the time?"

"Sister, I'm thinking about something. I will only nod when I think of something wonderful and I agree with it." Zhang Tao said seriously.

Sister Tao smiled and said: "Is it useful for you to nod? For example, you think the government should build roads for your village. What a wonderful thing, you must nod! Is it useful? The government will listen to the demands of the people. Isn't that nodding in vain, daydreaming."

"I said Sister Tao, you are a woman, why are you so wild and big-hearted? When cooking in a kitchen, you have to think about the food, thinking about how to make the food well, so that it is delicious and delicious. Do it to satisfy a man's stomach." Zhang Tao said in an old-fashioned tone.

Although the last half of Zhang Tao's sentence was a bit sensitive and hurtful, Sister Tao didn't care. She knew that Zhang Tao was used to talking nonsense about running trains.In addition, my man has been away for more than two years, and the pressure of life has already wiped out these sorrows.Besides, she is also a person who can afford and let go, and has a cheerful personality.So sister Tao simply followed Zhang Tao and said nonsense: "Isn't there no man? No matter how delicious the food is, why don't you eat it by yourself?" The tone was a bit sad, but it also had a strong provocative meaning that sister Tao deliberately expressed.

Since today, Zhang Tao has been tortured and burned from time to time, but he has never been given any chance to be released. It can be said that he feels extremely aggrieved and uncomfortable.Now being teased by Sister Tao, it's a bit of a blow, and it's still climbing high and high, which has a tendency to burn his eyebrows.

He immediately stood up, taller than a man, he patted his chest proudly, and almost blurted out such a sentence. "Sister, I will be your man from now on. Although I am a little younger than you, the man is not young. I will never let you play with that cucumber again in the future."

These words came to my throat, but Zhang Tao sternly suppressed them back.He thought to himself, what if Sister Tao deliberately teased him?What if people don't mean that at all?Isn't that self-inflicted?He feels that he can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and he has to sip good tea carefully. As the matter develops and the relationship progresses, aren't the things he is thinking about logical and logical?

Sister Tao saw Zhang Tao's anxious look, and Sister Tao was amused and proud, playing with her, you are still very tender.She deliberately teased Zhang Tao again and said, "Tugu, why are you pumping your chest?"

Zhang Tao rolled his eyes and said immediately: "Sister, this is knowledge, you don't understand it. For your sake of learning, let me tell you, chest pumping from time to time can prolong life, strengthen bones and tendons, promote blood circulation, and increase brain function. The blood supply increases the jumping ability of the heart and brain. Anyway! The benefits will be endless for a while. You see why my body is so flattered, it’s all from the chest."

When Zhang Tao was speaking, Sister Tao kept looking at him adoringly, so that Zhang Tao almost believed his nonsense was the truth, so that his voice became louder and louder.

After Zhang Tao finished speaking, Sister Tao suddenly realized: "Oh, I know, those who cry, swear, and brag, they all like breast beating, and they must know that beating breasts has so many benefits."

Zhang Tao said awkwardly: "Well, maybe it is!"

He felt that he should take the initiative to attack. Being led by the nose by Sister Tao all the time like this was too demeaning for a man.So he skirted the subject and jumped back to the cucumber thing.

"Sister, you peeled off the whole cucumber, isn't it easy to break?" He pretended to be confused and asked, but his heart was full of evil teasing intentions.

Sister Tao actually knew the meaning of Zhang Tao's words. She was cursing this bad boy in her heart, not only molesting her, but also mocking and ridiculing her for not having a man.She asks herself that she is not the kind of woman with strong desires, but she still has physical needs, especially now that the reform and opening up, temptations are everywhere, and the TV is full of hand-to-hand combat scenes, can people be seduced into flames? , is it itchy down there?At this time, do you want my sister to drag a man outside to relieve the itching?If this is the case, would you still like my sister to be so close to her?The night is long, the pillow is hard to sleep, lovesickness is thick, and the rain is falling, can I play cucumber occasionally?

But Sister Tao didn't show her resentment and dissatisfaction, but pretended to be confused and talked about cucumbers in a serious manner.She said: "You don't understand, this is a new way of eating that my sister invented."

Fuck, play a cucumber, and you are worthy of such a boast.It’s a newly invented way of eating. You have peeled off the rough spots on the cucumber skin, so what’s the taste of eating it naked?Besides, the cucumber is about to break off and get inside, what should you do?Do you wait for the cucumbers to fall by themselves, or do you ask for help?Zhang Tao, his thoughts are so dirty that he is really speechless.

Sister Tao continued: "Have you ever eaten eggplant stew? I was inspired by that dish and invented a new way of frying eel and cucumber slices. Deep-fry the eel until it is half-ripe, peel the cucumber and cut it into slices. , then stir-fry with some dried chili, ginger, and garlic, the taste will be different after frying, you will know after a while.”

It was as if a boxer thought he could knock down his opponent with his next punch, but accidentally missed it. Not to mention, he confiscated his foot because of this, staggered, and was knocked down by his opponent's punch.It's as if a primary school student proudly did something that he thought was great, so he reported it to the teacher, hoping to get some praise, but he was severely criticized instead.Our brother Tao is in the same mood at this time as this sad boxer and elementary school student, extremely depressed and lost.