dream village
Chapter 305
Long Gu was so angry that his scar was exposed, he picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at Gui Liang. "You bastard, I have money, and I love to make such a fuss, what can you do with me!"
While dodging the thrown stones, Gui Liang yelled, "You are rich, but who is crying and begging us to help you find someone?"
Others also booed, and a few people shouted even more eccentrically, "Long Gu, how much did you spend? Did you sleep with that girl? Does that girl have big breasts?"
"Long Gu, tell me about your love affair, and let us learn from it, haha!"
"Long Gu, what's the girl's name? Where is she from? Do you still know me next time I meet?" [
Long Gu became even more anxious, swearing obscenities indiscriminately while chasing and beating the people who made fun of him.
Long Gu's story really made people laugh out loud.He went down to a coal mine in Dongxi, and on the day he was paid, he wandered around the Xunjiang Ruins with the aim of hunting for sex.As a result, I really had an affair.A girl dressed in a very foreign style and fashionable style fell in love with him.
How did they strike up a conversation specifically, who took the initiative, how did their relationship progress step by step, how far did Long Gu and that girl progress, for example, did they touch hands, pinch nipples, or kiss their mouths? , Wait, these things, Long Gu has never revealed a word in front of people, and it has become a hot topic of speculation and discussion among enthusiastic people in Chongli.
One thing everyone knows is that at Xunjiang Ruins, he was so dazed by the love that Beauty and Longgu talked about, he spent all the money he earned from working hard for a month, and replaced it with this fashionable The clothes and accessories on the girl's body also won the girl's smile, and the girl's arm in arm accompanied him back to his crumbling adobe brick house.
The fact that this fairy-like girl took Long Gu's hand into Chong that day had an earthquake-like impact on the entire Chong. The villagers rushed to tell each other, shouting and shouting, and all men, women and children ran to Long Gu's house.
The dilapidated adobe brick house of Long Gu's house had several large gaps in the walls. The next day, Long Gu's father brought several buckets of mud to plug the gaps.
The front and back of the house were also extremely lively, like a meeting of ten thousand people. To borrow a passage from a sketch by Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan, the scene, that guy, was really, really spectacular, with huge crowds of people, loud gongs and drums, and red flags fluttering...
All the women pointed and commented on that girl, as if admiring a strange animal in the zoo.
All the men who still have functions use their fiery and vicious eyes to strip off this girl's clothes, until only a pair of red trousers are left. They are still unwilling to see what is under such a fairy-like girl. different.
Later, Long Gu's mother, who was aware of it, hurriedly pulled a thick quilt weighing more than ten kilograms to wrap her future daughter-in-law's whole body, so as to avoid a major incident of exposing herself.
Those young people without daughter-in-law were even more anxious, jumping around like monkeys, jealously yelling at Long Gu Naizi for his shit luck, wishing to rush to the back mountain to dig Long Gu's ancestral grave, or rush to Long Gu's house He raped his sister, and then hated himself for not thinking of wandering in the market.
At least three-quarters of the single men decided on the spot to do nothing tomorrow and go to the market, and most of this decision was supported by their parents, who even took out the money from the bottom of the box to support their sons to go to the market to pick up girls , Looking for a girl.
That night, the whole Shanchong was an exciting night, sleepy night, some jealous, some hot and sleepless, some dreamy, some imaginative, some Huangliang sweet dreams.In short, everyone's minds are focused on one thing and one person, which is the matter of Long Gu bringing his sister into the rush and Long Gu's sister.
Due to the poor conditions in Chongli, the girls in Chongli wanted to go out one by one, taking pride in marrying Chong, and the loofah and eggplant in Chongwai were sweeter than the meat in Chongli.And the girl who rushed outside would never marry into such a corner where there is no road.
So the old bachelor has not been resolved, and a new bachelor is added, and the number of bachelors increases geometrically every day and every year.
And Long Gu Naizi finally broke out a sunny avenue that brightened the eyes of all single men. This is really a masterpiece that will last forever.
Although it costs a little money, compared with leaving the life of a lonely single man and living a life of a wife and children, it is really a piece of cake and nothing to worry about.
Everyone is looking forward to the dawn, and at dawn, they can go to the surrounding markets to grab a good position and wait for their beautiful women.
It's a pity that as soon as it was daylight, there were mournful cries and furious curses from Long Gu's house. [
What happened?Could it be that Long Gu's daughter-in-law was ridden by a bad boy in the village, or that his crowded house collapsed yesterday?
With sleepy eyes, the villagers all gathered in Longgu with doubts.
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A panic-stricken person came out of Long Gu's house and broke the news, "Long Gu's sister left, she took the clothes and accessories that Long Gu bought for her, and fled with the three hundred yuan meeting money and a family heirloom bracelet that Long Gu's mother gave her. Long Gu, father and son and a dozen of his family's close relatives chased each other for dozens of miles on the way out of Chong, but without a trace, that girl disappeared like a ghost."
A witty and enthusiastic person said, "Wouldn't you go to her house? If you can escape, the monk can't escape the temple, and you are afraid that she will die far away?"
The others also clapped their hands in agreement, "Yes! We'll go to her house, and we'll go too, to help out and see what kind of shameless raccoon she is."
The person who broke the news said angrily and amusedly: "Where can I find it? Long Gu Naizi is an obsessed guy who doesn't even know his name, let alone where he is from. Where can you find it? This The fork woman is purely a scam, so it may be difficult to find her."
The whole Chongli seemed to be hit by a cold current in midsummer, and the villagers' hearts suddenly became cold after a night of dreaming.There are those who sigh, those who are grateful, those who are angry, and those who are in pain... There are all kinds of thoughts.
However, everyone also felt that there was no need to sprinkle salt on the wounds of Long Gu's family. Except for a few highly respected villagers who could make up their minds to talk to Long Gu's parents, everyone else consciously left.
Since then, no one has mentioned the matter of going to the market to find a girl. Everyone believes that it is right to stick to one's duty. Those fantasizing about a sister Lin falling from the sky is a disaster or a blessing, don't even think about it.
Watching the scenes of the brothers in the village playing and fighting happily, Zhang Tao felt as if a cool tiger bone plaster had been pasted on his heart, and he felt ashamedly relaxed and comfortable, and their happiness was transmitted little by little, making his whole body People are lively and agile again.
He remembered the matter of Shuangfeng Coal Mine again, Xiang'er was waiting for him, and he didn't know how the accountants sent by Martin were doing, and whether there were any obstacles.
"Huzi, come here!" Zhang Tao shouted to the group of laughing and chasing young people in Heping, "Stop making trouble, I have something to tell you."
While dodging the thrown stones, Gui Liang yelled, "You are rich, but who is crying and begging us to help you find someone?"
Others also booed, and a few people shouted even more eccentrically, "Long Gu, how much did you spend? Did you sleep with that girl? Does that girl have big breasts?"
"Long Gu, tell me about your love affair, and let us learn from it, haha!"
"Long Gu, what's the girl's name? Where is she from? Do you still know me next time I meet?" [
Long Gu became even more anxious, swearing obscenities indiscriminately while chasing and beating the people who made fun of him.
Long Gu's story really made people laugh out loud.He went down to a coal mine in Dongxi, and on the day he was paid, he wandered around the Xunjiang Ruins with the aim of hunting for sex.As a result, I really had an affair.A girl dressed in a very foreign style and fashionable style fell in love with him.
How did they strike up a conversation specifically, who took the initiative, how did their relationship progress step by step, how far did Long Gu and that girl progress, for example, did they touch hands, pinch nipples, or kiss their mouths? , Wait, these things, Long Gu has never revealed a word in front of people, and it has become a hot topic of speculation and discussion among enthusiastic people in Chongli.
One thing everyone knows is that at Xunjiang Ruins, he was so dazed by the love that Beauty and Longgu talked about, he spent all the money he earned from working hard for a month, and replaced it with this fashionable The clothes and accessories on the girl's body also won the girl's smile, and the girl's arm in arm accompanied him back to his crumbling adobe brick house.
The fact that this fairy-like girl took Long Gu's hand into Chong that day had an earthquake-like impact on the entire Chong. The villagers rushed to tell each other, shouting and shouting, and all men, women and children ran to Long Gu's house.
The dilapidated adobe brick house of Long Gu's house had several large gaps in the walls. The next day, Long Gu's father brought several buckets of mud to plug the gaps.
The front and back of the house were also extremely lively, like a meeting of ten thousand people. To borrow a passage from a sketch by Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan, the scene, that guy, was really, really spectacular, with huge crowds of people, loud gongs and drums, and red flags fluttering...
All the women pointed and commented on that girl, as if admiring a strange animal in the zoo.
All the men who still have functions use their fiery and vicious eyes to strip off this girl's clothes, until only a pair of red trousers are left. They are still unwilling to see what is under such a fairy-like girl. different.
Later, Long Gu's mother, who was aware of it, hurriedly pulled a thick quilt weighing more than ten kilograms to wrap her future daughter-in-law's whole body, so as to avoid a major incident of exposing herself.
Those young people without daughter-in-law were even more anxious, jumping around like monkeys, jealously yelling at Long Gu Naizi for his shit luck, wishing to rush to the back mountain to dig Long Gu's ancestral grave, or rush to Long Gu's house He raped his sister, and then hated himself for not thinking of wandering in the market.
At least three-quarters of the single men decided on the spot to do nothing tomorrow and go to the market, and most of this decision was supported by their parents, who even took out the money from the bottom of the box to support their sons to go to the market to pick up girls , Looking for a girl.
That night, the whole Shanchong was an exciting night, sleepy night, some jealous, some hot and sleepless, some dreamy, some imaginative, some Huangliang sweet dreams.In short, everyone's minds are focused on one thing and one person, which is the matter of Long Gu bringing his sister into the rush and Long Gu's sister.
Due to the poor conditions in Chongli, the girls in Chongli wanted to go out one by one, taking pride in marrying Chong, and the loofah and eggplant in Chongwai were sweeter than the meat in Chongli.And the girl who rushed outside would never marry into such a corner where there is no road.
So the old bachelor has not been resolved, and a new bachelor is added, and the number of bachelors increases geometrically every day and every year.
And Long Gu Naizi finally broke out a sunny avenue that brightened the eyes of all single men. This is really a masterpiece that will last forever.
Although it costs a little money, compared with leaving the life of a lonely single man and living a life of a wife and children, it is really a piece of cake and nothing to worry about.
Everyone is looking forward to the dawn, and at dawn, they can go to the surrounding markets to grab a good position and wait for their beautiful women.
It's a pity that as soon as it was daylight, there were mournful cries and furious curses from Long Gu's house. [
What happened?Could it be that Long Gu's daughter-in-law was ridden by a bad boy in the village, or that his crowded house collapsed yesterday?
With sleepy eyes, the villagers all gathered in Longgu with doubts.
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A panic-stricken person came out of Long Gu's house and broke the news, "Long Gu's sister left, she took the clothes and accessories that Long Gu bought for her, and fled with the three hundred yuan meeting money and a family heirloom bracelet that Long Gu's mother gave her. Long Gu, father and son and a dozen of his family's close relatives chased each other for dozens of miles on the way out of Chong, but without a trace, that girl disappeared like a ghost."
A witty and enthusiastic person said, "Wouldn't you go to her house? If you can escape, the monk can't escape the temple, and you are afraid that she will die far away?"
The others also clapped their hands in agreement, "Yes! We'll go to her house, and we'll go too, to help out and see what kind of shameless raccoon she is."
The person who broke the news said angrily and amusedly: "Where can I find it? Long Gu Naizi is an obsessed guy who doesn't even know his name, let alone where he is from. Where can you find it? This The fork woman is purely a scam, so it may be difficult to find her."
The whole Chongli seemed to be hit by a cold current in midsummer, and the villagers' hearts suddenly became cold after a night of dreaming.There are those who sigh, those who are grateful, those who are angry, and those who are in pain... There are all kinds of thoughts.
However, everyone also felt that there was no need to sprinkle salt on the wounds of Long Gu's family. Except for a few highly respected villagers who could make up their minds to talk to Long Gu's parents, everyone else consciously left.
Since then, no one has mentioned the matter of going to the market to find a girl. Everyone believes that it is right to stick to one's duty. Those fantasizing about a sister Lin falling from the sky is a disaster or a blessing, don't even think about it.
Watching the scenes of the brothers in the village playing and fighting happily, Zhang Tao felt as if a cool tiger bone plaster had been pasted on his heart, and he felt ashamedly relaxed and comfortable, and their happiness was transmitted little by little, making his whole body People are lively and agile again.
He remembered the matter of Shuangfeng Coal Mine again, Xiang'er was waiting for him, and he didn't know how the accountants sent by Martin were doing, and whether there were any obstacles.
"Huzi, come here!" Zhang Tao shouted to the group of laughing and chasing young people in Heping, "Stop making trouble, I have something to tell you."
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