dream village

The fat man said humorously: "Old stick, don't be jealous, you don't understand brother's thoughts. Your parents gave you your body and appearance, so there is no way to change it, but it doesn't mean that you will lose your love of beauty if you are ugly. I'm chasing beauty, right? Chasing Pepper Girl is my dream, and it's better to live with a dream than to live in a daze! Besides, even if I chase Pepper Girl, I don't actually want to get her."

The old stick asked curiously, "Why is that?"

"It's very simple, I don't want to be shit. Do you think that if I walk down the street holding hands with Chili Girl, I won't be eaten up by jealous and angry eyes, and drowned in gossip and saliva, The words of a flower planted in cow dung don’t knock me out, do you think it’s worth it? Is this kind of life interesting? I don’t want to be such a cow dung, watering the flowers more and more colorful , turn around and hit me, this cow dung, haha!"

"That's right! Fatty, I agree, you're a man, I support you!" Meng Zi also sincerely respected Fatty's words.

Even Xiaowen, who had been sitting by the side without humming, cast admiring glances at Fatty.

Everyone was chatting and laughing, Mengzi blocked the sun with his hands, squinted his eyes and looked into the distance, shouting and shouting: "Oh, there is someone under the sun!"

"Damn it! Are you crazy? Is it normal for someone under the sun?" The fat man scolded angrily.He had finally received everyone's praise, and was preparing for words, to perform well, to continue his discussion, but now he was interrupted by Meng Zi, so he was very angry.

Mengzi didn't care about Fatty's words, he continued: "Wow! She's still a beauty!"

"Your head is beautiful, you want to be crazy about beautiful women! With such a big sun, how can that beautiful woman be exposed to the sun?" Just as the fat man was about to speak, Meng Zi preempted him again.

"Look, fat man, the beauty is coming this way." Meng Zi happily slapped the table and shouted.Everyone looked in the direction Mengzi was looking at.

Fatty is so depressed!This guy Mengzi speaks slickly, obviously he doesn't want to show himself, that's why he made an unnecessary beauty to interrupt his discussion.

Wu Zhong, who has better eyesight, said: "Looking at her figure, she might be a beautiful woman!"

This group of people who were so idle were all fascinated, and stared into the distance without blinking, wanting to see the beauty's face for the first time.As soon as they heard that it might be a beautiful woman, Mengzi and Fatty didn't want to suffer, so they stood up and walked to the door to guard.

The beauty is indeed walking towards them, and the outline is becoming clearer and clearer. The possibility of being a beauty is relatively high.However, because the sun is strong and the distance is far away, and they are looking against the sun, they still can't see the real face of the beauty.

Mengzi and Fatty started their conversation about locking up again.

Mengzi said, "Fatty, let me make a bet with you, do you dare to come?"

Mengzi felt that Fatty was too aggressive just now, and wanted to suppress him, so he deliberately set up a trick, saying this, because he knew that Fatty was the kind of character who liked to show off in everything, didn't know the heights of the world, and couldn't be provoked.

The fat man was caught smoothly.He said contemptuously, "Cut, am I such a timid person?"

"If the beautiful woman who came came to us, would you dare to touch her?" Mengzi asked.

"What conditions?" The fat man asked back.

"30 yuan for touching hands, 50 yuan for touching face, and [-] yuan for touching other non-sensitive parts. The conditions are okay! If you dare to touch someone's bobo, you can negotiate the price yourself. However, I don't think you dare, I also I advise you not to touch it here, it will cause serious trouble." Mengzi said casually.

Only people like Mengzi and Fatty who are afraid of locks can say such a dirty bet, and the other will follow.Of course, Mengzi wanted to see a joke and touched women in the street. Is this possible?That's hooliganism, only those gangsters dare to do it, only those lunatics can do it.I don't know what the fat man is thinking.

"No! The price is too low. Who would take such a risk with this little money? I'll give you the money to enjoy a free show, so go!" The fat man shook his head and said.

What's the idea of ​​this fat man?Does he really dare to touch it?A trace of doubt flashed in Mengzi's heart.But Meng Zi, who knew the details of the fat man, immediately dispelled the doubt, hey!By fat?He would not dare to lend him ten courage.So he jokingly said: "Then how much do you say?"

The fat man thought for a while and said, "At least double everything, I can still think about it."

"Okay! If you double it, you can double it, even if I subsidize you to go to college!" Meng Zi gritted his teeth and said thoughtfully.

He thought to himself, even though this is a boring chatter, the fat man is so devoted, he can't lose face, can't he?

"Does it count?" the fat man asked.

"Of course, a man speaks like a mouthful of foam and a mouthful of nails, how can he not count?" Mengzi said boldly.A trace of contempt flickered at the corner of his mouth, fat man, just pretend!How do you finish?Play with me, you are too tender!

"Brothers, everyone can be a witness! I won, please continue to sigh tonight."

Stick said very loyally: "Fatty, feel free to touch it! If anything happens, we will definitely help you get the money from Mengzi."

Xiaowen asked in bewilderment: "Old Gun, what do you mean? You curse me! Why should you take my money?"

"Didn't I mean it well? What if when you touch it, someone else's boyfriend comes, or the police uncle comes, it's all possible. If you are beaten or arrested, the follow-up is up to us. Do you take care of it?" Mr. Stick said aggrievedly.

Mengzi was worried that the old man's words would scare the fat man from gambling, so he immediately said: "How is that possible? The fat man is always lucky, and you see, the beautiful woman came here alone. It's noon, the police Uncle even hid in the air-conditioned room and enjoyed it. How could he come here? So as long as the fat man really does it, the possibility of success is quite high. Me! I have already prepared to sacrifice, Spend some money and let the brothers have fun together."

"It makes sense, Mengzi. Your analysis has strengthened my confidence and determination to continue the bet. But..." The fat man stopped here and looked at Mengzi playfully.

"But what?" Mengzi asked nervously.

"I'll pay, you go and touch it. Hehe! You really think I'm a fool for taking such a big risk for such a small amount of money." The fat man said.

"That can't be done! You have already promised! Besides, don't I have your guts? Otherwise, who wouldn't want to earn such cheap money?" Mengzi said anxiously.

"That's fine! Money can help your guts. I'll double the price you said and you can touch it!" The fat man said coolly.

Mengzi firmly believed that the fat man would not dare to touch it, so he followed suit and said, "It's better for me to suffer a bit! Who will let us not be short of money? Fatty, I will double it again, you go touch it!"