Merry ghost doctor

Zhang Xiaofan followed Ling Tianya around his ancestral house, and found that this old house was terrifyingly large, a standard three-entry courtyard house, two north rooms, two side rooms, two west rooms, and two east rooms.Compared with here, the house he just bought looks like a shack.

The old man of the Ling family lived in the master bedroom, which occupied a large area. There were two burly bodyguards standing guard outside the door. When they saw Ling Tianya coming, they still didn't look sideways, which made people feel a little scared.As soon as he walked into the old man's room, he was greeted with a musty smell. Some people don't know the difference between the musty smell and the dead smell, but experienced doctors and Feng Shui masters all know it, and Zhang Xiaofan is no exception.

He frowned and said: "The environment here is not good, we must open the door to breathe."

Ling Tianya was startled when he heard the words, and said: "But those doctors warned the old man not to catch the cold, the place by the mountain is very humid, and they specially..."

Zhang Xiaofan raised his hand to stop his long speech, and said bluntly: "I don't care what they say, I just tell you that this house has excellent Feng Shui, the air is circulated, and there is no problem of whether the humidity is heavy or not. It is summer now, and the sky is dry." Things are dry, and there is no such thing as humidity. Moreover, the air in the room is not flowing properly, and the dead air emitted by the patient's body is disgusting. Obviously, if you want to cure the disease in a harsh environment, you will get twice the result with half the effort." Speaking of Here, he pointed to a closed door: "Open this door, and the inside must also be ventilated, so that the air can convect." [

Ling Tianya felt that there was some truth in what he said, so he ordered people to do as he wanted.The wind on the side of the mountain was still very cool. Although the temperature in the room dropped a bit, it didn't directly blow on the old man's body. Instead, it let the accumulated dead air out, making it less uncomfortable.

"After an hour, just close the door and leave a small opening, and then open the door during the day. This will only benefit the patient." Zhang Xiaofan instructed.

Ling Tianya asked the assistant beside him to write it down, and looked at the old man on the hospital bed, worried.

There are two tall Tibetan shelves in the hall, on which are placed many antique utensils, and several landscape calligraphy and paintings are hung on the wall, Zhang Xiaofan can't see these, he can only see a bit of elegance from the brush and ink.

Turning around and entering the room, the original bedroom was already full of advanced medical equipment. The old man's eyes were closed tightly, and his chest and abdomen rose and fell slightly. It was hard to find without careful observation.Wearing an oxygen mask on his mouth and nose, his face is covered with age spots, like a dying person who is about to die.Zhang Xiaofan didn't even need to open his eyes to know that the old man in front of him was going to be a long time, at most he would pass away within half a year.

There is also a beautiful blonde nurse and a doctor in his 30s in the room, both of whom are foreigners.When they saw Ling Tianya coming in, they reported the situation to him: "Mr. Ling, the patient's condition has not improved. We have tried our best. However, I still insist on transferring the patient to the New York Rehabilitation Center for treatment, because there There are the most advanced medical equipment and experts."

Ling Tianya said in a cold voice: "I have everything you have here, and I can get what you don't have there. Haven't all the experts and doctors come to consult, take medicine one after another, and drip it? Put on two baskets, but my grandfather is still lying on the bed and can't move, what use is it for me to need you two!"

The doctor didn't get angry, and he said reluctantly: "This disease is also a medical problem. Although I am also an expert in this field, this is the first case of such a strange disease. Please forgive my attitude. I don't mean to blame... ..." When he saw Zhang Xiaofan picked up Mr. Ling's hand and was about to pull out the needle, he exclaimed, "Oh, my God, what are you doing, are you trying to murder!"

The doctor stepped forward angrily, intending to drive Zhang Xiaofan away, but as soon as his palm touched his body, he suddenly realized that the other person's body was not exerting any force, and he lost all strength and fell forward.However, before he could stand still, Zhang Xiaofan's shoulders trembled, and a huge force from his shoulders sent him flying, and he landed on the rest chair with a "bang", his face was livid and trembling, and his lips said no. Speak up.

The nurse also widened her beautiful eyes, covered her small mouth and exclaimed again and again, and kept shouting: "Oh, my God..."

Ling Tianya was just stunned for a while before his face returned to normal. Of course he knew Zhang Xiaofan's skill, but he didn't know how he could make Michael, who was 1.9 meters tall and weighed nearly [-] pounds, "fly" just by shaking his shoulders from one side. to the chair.

Zhang Xiaofan covered his shoulders with the back of his hand, and said with a smile, "I'm not used to being touched by others, I hope you don't mind."

Michael was not injured, so he stood up and shouted to Zhang Xiaofan: "Kung Fu! Are you the descendant of Bruce Lee? You are really amazing! It's amazing, it's incredible!" Whenever a foreigner sees someone who knows how to use both hands, he can't help himself shouted out Bruce Lee's name, and Michael was no exception.

Ling Tianya raised his hand to make him shut up, and asked, "Mr. Zhang, is there some misunderstanding between you?"

"Misunderstanding?" Zhang Xiaofan shook his head, pointed at the back of Mr. Ling's hand and said, "Although I don't know what medicine he is taking, but the yang energy of the old man's body has been greatly damaged and he is very weak. It's easy to make things worse, and it's not good for the condition."

Michael also understands Chinese, and when he saw him pointing at the infusion tube, he forgot the shock just now, and his good professional ethics made him argue: "Sir, I admit that you are very good at kung fu, but You can't deny my medical skills, I'm an expert in this field, and I've published two academic papers..."

"Okay, I won't argue with you about this." Zhang Xiaofan understood the English with a New York accent, which his country could not understand, and the English that foreigners could not understand did not show off, and said directly to Ling Tianya: "Mr. Ling, please translate and tell this foreigner that if you want to prove your point of view in terms of medical skills, the best way is to make patients healthy. I don't know much about Western medicine, and I don't know those cumbersome drug names, but I There are ways to make patients better, maybe even cured.”

Ling Tianya was startled for a moment, then translated the words.After hearing this, Michael was furious. He didn't allow a young man who couldn't even understand the name of the medicine to dictate to his patient. This was an insult to medicine.

"You're murder, do you understand murder!" Michael jumped anxiously and said, "Unless you can prove your medical skills, I won't let you touch the doctor. This is my duty!" [

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaofan admired this foreigner's medical ethics.He looked at the other party for a while, then turned his head and said to Ling Tianya: "You tell this foreigner that his pale face and dark eyes are symptoms of kidney qi failure and weak yang fire. The reason for the increased pressure; moreover, his nose is red and his mouth has a bad smell, which is due to excessive stomach fire, acid reflux and flatulence. Let him drink less alcohol, and he will not have that old-fashioned Moreover, he has recently suffered from spleen and stomach deficiency and loss of appetite, so I asked him if he needs me to prescribe a side drug for him, and his illness can be resolved in just two days.” At this point, he suddenly remembered What, said with a smile: "Tell him one more thing, just say that I can also cure the symptoms of premature ejaculation, and ask him if he needs it?"

Ling Tianya was stunned when he heard it, and for a while he didn't know how to say these words, and he didn't know how to translate some Chinese medicine terms.Under Michael's questioning, Ling Tianya bit the bullet and translated all the words.

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Michael was dumbfounded after hearing this, looked at Zhang Xiaofan with a ghostly expression, and said in a trembling voice: "You, how did you know about my illness? I haven't told anyone about it..." He said this Look at that nurse Susan.

Susan shook her head with a blushing face and said, "Doctor, I haven't mentioned these things to others, and I don't even know about your stomach problems."

Zhang Xiaofan waved his hand and said, "I'm not interested in knowing about your affairs. What I want to do now is to make this patient more comfortable. Do you still want to stop me?"

Michael and Susan didn't speak, and looked at Ling Tianya with some embarrassment, hoping that he could come out and uphold justice.

Of course Ling Tianya would not pay attention to these two foreigners. As a doctor, he doesn't even know about his own kidney deficiency, so he treats a shitty disease.He nodded sharply at Zhang Xiaofan and said, "From today onwards, my grandfather's treatment depends entirely on you."