Merry ghost doctor

That night, Zhang Xiaofan stayed at Ling's house.Whether the so-called luxury of housing depends on the atmosphere in the house, which is not something that can be easily achieved by any family.

Not long after he entered the room, Michael hurried over and said straight to the point: "Doctor Zhang, you said earlier that you could cure my body, but I wonder if it can be cured now?" The appearance of the golden needle pointing at the points.

Zhang Xiaofan felt that this foreign devil was a bit funny, but the other party's serious temper was quite to his liking.Michael is a German-American. He is very persistent in medicine and has a mentality of not being ashamed to ask questions, which surprised him a bit. "I already know about your condition, but I don't have any ready-made medicinal materials on hand. I will prescribe medicine for you when I return to the hall tomorrow?"

"Why? Can't you just prick it twice, why do you need to drink medicine?" Michael was very puzzled, but he still said it directly.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled and said: "Golden acupuncture points are only used to treat diseases by surprise, in the case of decoction, or in a specific environment. Your condition is not suitable for using golden needles. When you return to the hall, I will prescribe two doses of medicine, and then I will knead the pills and give them to you." [

His English was so bad that Michael was ignorant, and even Zhang Xiaofan himself was a little annoyed. He has been studying English since junior high school, and he hasn't used it for more than ten years, but his test scores are not bad.Instead, Michael asked in stumbling Chinese: "Doctor Zhang, may I ask which university you graduated from, and does their school still accept students?"

Zhang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, and cursed secretly, this foreign devil is still playing tricks on me, he can speak Chinese, but he just looks at me to make a fool of himself, he's really fucking angry. "Donghai University is a university in this city, and there are many foreign students in it. If you want to learn Chinese, I can introduce you to it."

Michael shook his head again and again, and said hastily: "No, no, I'm not learning Chinese, my wife is from Huaxia, she taught me a lot of Chinese vocabulary, and shit pool."

"Yeah!" Zhang Xiaofan's eyes widened. What kind of person is this? He can even teach this.But after thinking about it, he frowned and said, "Do you want to talk about poetry?"

"That's right, that's the shit word!" Michael said hastily.

Zhang Xiaofan waved his hand and said, "Okay, I don't care what shit or pee you studied, your purpose of entering university is to study Chinese medicine, right?"

Michael was very excited, took Zhang Xiaofan's hand and said, "Yes, please help me, I am very interested in this medicine."

Zhang Xiaofan hastily pulled out his hand, this foreigner is troublesome, he talks as he talks, and what to do if he has nothing to do with holding hands. "It's not that I don't want to ask you a question, but that the knowledge of Chinese medicine is extensive and profound. As a foreigner, you can stumble through Chinese, and then you can learn such things as "The Yellow Emperor's Canon of Internal Medicine" or "Treatise on Febrile Diseases" and "Shen Nong's Herbal Classic". The basic words don’t convey the meaning, and it’s impossible to understand the essence. We have an old saying that a scholar should study medicine and catch a chicken in a cage. You are almost no different from the ancient Bai Ding, and even the five elements interact with each other...”

Speaking of this, Zhang Xiaofan was a little ashamed. The foreign devils probably don't even know what the five elements are, let alone the relationship between the meridians, viscera, etc. and the five elements.It seems that there is not much difference between Western medicine and Chinese medicine. They both cure diseases and save lives. In fact, the things inside are completely different.

"No, I believe I can do it!" Michael said stubbornly: "When I was in the United States, I only continued to complete medical courses after retiring from the army, and got a scholarship and a doctor's degree, and worked in the New York Rehabilitation Center. In ten years, I have been the best attending doctor of cardiovascular diseases in New York, and I have successfully saved hundreds of lives. I believe that my talent and perseverance can learn this knowledge well.”

Zhang Xiaofan sighed softly, took out the cigar sent by Ling Tianya, and handed one to Michael, the two of them gasped for a while, Zhang Xiaofan also spoke.

"Michael, you are not from China, so you don't understand the twists and turns." Zhang Xiaofan tapped the table and explained, "You have seen Dr. Liu Quande just now. According to Mr. Ling, he is also a guest at Donghai Medical University. Professor, I often go to universities to give lectures to students. You said that such a person can be a lecturer in a university, so what is the use of what he learns."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Michael. "Won't your government test his medical qualifications? It's murder, it's a crime!"

Zhang Xiaofan's forehead was covered with black lines. If he knew it earlier, he would not have told him about these things, but he had said everything, so he had to explain: "It cannot be said that he is not qualified to practice medicine, but that Chinese medicine is different from Western medicine. You guys To put it bluntly, it’s just a trick. I found some viruses and bacteria in the laboratory, so I spent a lot of time, manpower, and material resources to study it and eliminate it. For the time being, I don’t care about how harmful these chemical ingredients are to the human body. , As long as the virus is eliminated, it is the first task." Seeing Michael nodded slowly, he said: "The consequence of using a large amount of antibiotics is to allow the virus to evolve continuously, so that it is necessary to spend energy on researching new virus antibodies or serums. What the hell, right?"

"Of course, these are the responsibilities of scientific research institutions. As long as we know what kind of medicine should be used for the disease, it will be effective, as long as we use the medicine to the right symptoms and minimize the side effects." Michael is not an idiot, see Zhang Xiaofan asked with a half-smile, "Doctor Zhang, do you have any different opinions?"

Zhang Xiaofan said with a smile: "Let me give some examples, and you will know the difference between Chinese medicine and Western medicine. In our country, there is a medicine called Huoxiang Zhenqi Water, which is very effective for abdominal pain, diarrhea, stomach flu and other symptoms. And these The cause of the disease, your research concluded that it is mainly caused by E. coli, but this is where the problem arises. In clinical trials, Huoxiang Zhenqi water has a great effect on the disease, which is not inferior to your high-priced medicines at all. The fragrant water and E. coli were placed in the culture container, and it was found that the E. coli multiplied very fast, and it was easier to grow than in the human body."

"What! There is such a strange thing, my God, how could it be like this?" Michael exclaimed again and again.

"This is just one of them, and there is nothing to make a fuss about." Zhang Xiaofan explained: "Our traditional Chinese medicine emphasizes people-oriented, and what we treat is not the disease, but the person; it doesn't matter what the disease is, no matter how serious the disease is. , First of all, there is a problem with the human body, which will lead to the cause of the disease. If restoring the human body to its original environment is a function of the body, then the disease will naturally heal. Is what I said correct?"

Michael nodded again and again, agreeing: "goo, very good theory, from my point of view, this is the most perfect interpretation." [

"Our Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, smelling, asking, and feeling. Almost all physical illnesses are reflected on the face or identity parts. Just like when I observed your face just now, I can tell what your physical condition is. If you Seeing a person with delicate facial features, ruddy and shiny facial skin, overflowing spirit, and quick movements, this person may be in a normal body. Of course, this does not completely mean that he really has no problems. You have to listen to his statement , ask him about his diet, his stool condition, and then confirm the diagnosis by feeling his pulse."

"People often say that Western medicine is a scientific and complex project. In my opinion, Chinese medicine is more than a hundred times more scientific than Western medicine." Zhang Xiaofan said proudly: "Have you ever thought that more than 500 years ago, Some people express the theoretical topics that modern medicine is studying clearly in words, very systematically describe the situation of the human body, how to maintain health, how diseases come, and how to treat them, and use them as textbooks?"

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"How is it possible, why don't I know these things?" Michael said with a face full of disbelief.

"Not to mention anything else, let's take ALS as an example... In fact, it is not only this symptom, but also symptoms such as rheumatism, numbness, paralysis, wind numbness, gout, etc., are all recorded in the "Huangdi Neijing", and The records are also very simple and comprehensive. Qi Bo said: "The three qis of wind, cold and dampness are combined to form numbness. In traditional Chinese medicine, no matter what you are and what symptoms you have, as long as it is numbness, it is formed by the mixed qi of wind, cold and temperature." .”

Zhang Xiaofan took a puff on his cigar, drew patterns with his hands, and explained: "Let's talk about brain tumors again. When Western medicine encounters brain tumors or tumors, most of them just remove them directly, instead of trying to change the human body. We take the human body Think of it as a wooden board, and think of the tumor as a fungal mushroom on the wooden board. This fungal mushroom can only grow on a wet wooden board. Can this fungus grow in a dry environment? If we can remove the water vapor on the wooden board Removal, let the wooden board return to the normal environment, the fungus can shrink directly, so that it can be completely removed, and there is no need to worry about it recurring after the removal.”

"It's so reasonable, it's so reasonable!" Michael couldn't dial himself excitedly, and wanted to go up to hold Zhang Xiaofan's hand, but he was a little embarrassed, and asked anxiously: "Doctor Zhang, who is your supervisor, can you help me?" Let me quote, I want him to take me as a student, no matter how much it costs!"