Merry ghost doctor

"By the way, why didn't you see my sister and the others?" Zhang Xiaofan stayed in the yard for a long time, but before seeing Li Yan and others coming down, he turned his head and asked.

Xiao Bing was drinking a cup of tea and said without raising his head: "When I came over last night, Miss Ning heard that you were not here, so she took Li Yan and Xu Ruoshan to the villa and said that she would send them off in two days. When I came back, I was probably worried that Mr. Jing would come to cause trouble." A playful look appeared on his face, and he said, "Miss Ning seems to care about you very much, and she often mentions your affairs at home."

Zhang Xiaofan shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "She is a rich young lady, but I am just a humble man, so I don't have any qualifications to climb the dragon and become the phoenix. If it is really like what you said, I will lose 20 years of hard work."

Xiao Bing said: "If you, Zhang Xiaofan, were this kind of person, you wouldn't have rejected Chen Yaohua's kindness and thrown others at the door."

Zhang Xiaofan smiled and ignored so many things.At present, there is only Zhang Xiaotang, a slacker in the house, sleeping soundly on the bed. If he is asked to look after the house, he won't know if his things are emptied. [

Michael walked around in the front hall, looking here and there. When he saw leeches, centipedes, cockroaches, chrysanthemums and other traditional Chinese medicines, his face changed, and it was so exciting. "Doctor Zhang, can these things really cure diseases?"

Zhang Xiaofan was helping him grab the medicine. Hearing this, he said: "The prescription corresponds to some diseases and some diseases must be treated with these medicinal materials. Although these medicinal materials are strange, they can treat many diseases. Leeches are also leeches. "Shen Nong's Materia Medica The Sutra is mainly used to expel evil blood and congested blood, and the moon is closed. To break the accumulation of blood in the abdomen, the son, benefit the waterway, and the effect is very great. Many classic prescriptions also use this medicinal material, such as Didang Pills, Didang Decoction, Rhubarb Zhechong Pills, and Talcum White Yusan, rhubarb saltpeter pills and other prescriptions are useful. Cockroaches are also cockroaches. "Shen Nong's Materia Medica" contains blood stasis, hard symptoms, cold and heat, broken accumulation, throat and throat numbness; it has the effect of promoting blood circulation and removing stasis, detoxifying and eliminating malnutrition , Diuretic and swelling are very good..."

He kept his hands in his hands, and introduced these medicinal materials like a few treasures in his mouth, which made Michael stunned.He was very curious about these traditional Chinese medicines, picked up a thick piece of something like tripe and asked, "What is this, and what disease can it cure?"

At this time, Zhang Xiaotang was walking forward with his mouth wide open. Seeing him, a foreign devil, holding "Renzhongbai" and asking questions in Chinese, he was taken aback for a while, then grinned and said, "This is called Renzhongbai, which is urine." It's something that comes out of the pit, and it's a cold thing, why do you want to eat it?" He also knows a lot about medicinal materials, and he is half of the young master of Shangdetang.

Michael stood there stupidly, quickly dropped the things in his hands, and said with a smack of tongue: "My God, it's incredible, can Chinese medicine really treat everything?"

Zhang Xiaofan took the medicine he had grasped to Zhang Xiaotang, and told him: "Take it and grind it into powder, and then knead it into a honeyed pill. Don't be lazy all day long." Turning to Michael, he said, "Theoretically speaking, it's similar, like in "Synopsis of the Golden Chamber". Huangtu Decoction and Baiye Decoction are both prescriptions for treating internal bleeding, and the effect is very significant; the main medicine of Huangtu Decoction is loess, and Baiye Decoction uses cypress leaves, dried ginger, and mugwort leaves, while the medicine soup is Matong juice."

Zhang Xiaofan said with a smile when he said this: "This horse juice is horse manure juice. Without this flavor of horse juice, the efficacy will be several times worse."

Michael's face turned green, and the Zhang family brothers laughed out loud at the sight.

After laughing, Zhang Xiaotang asked: "What is this foreigner doing, why did he come to our hall?"

"I met him at Ling's family. He came to the United States with a doctorate in medicine. I don't know what happened. He had to clamor to learn Chinese medicine. I was trying to make him retreat." Zhang Xiaofan lowered his voice, took out honey and handed it to him .

Zhang Xiaotang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he hurriedly said, "Don't look at him, he has a big banknote in his hand, let him learn it, anyway, we don't lose anything, pay a tuition fee of [-] U.S. dollars a year. Where can I find good things?"

Zhang Xiaofan said angrily, "One hundred thousand dollars a year, are you a fool to be a foreigner?" He pointed to Xiao Bing who was in the hospital with Dahei, and said, "I didn't even take the one million dollars he paid for his illness. You still care about a mere 100 yuan, who do you think I am?"

"Damn it! It costs 100 million dollars to cure a disease, what disease is so scary!"

Zhang Xiaofan turned around with the medicine scale and continued to grab the medicine, saying incessantly, "A disease that will kill you from a dark disease, 100 million dollars per life is not expensive."

"Good guy, if I knew this, I would pester the old man to teach me medical skills." Zhang Xiaotang's smirk almost dripped onto his clothes, and he said anxiously: "Why do you refuse, this is a beautiful knife with green flowers, 100 million yuan ah!"

Without even looking at him, Zhang Xiaofan threw a check folder to him and said, "I seem to be short of money? Look at the amount on it. It's just a down payment. Don't just focus on the immediate benefits. Take the long view."

Zhang Xiaotang opened the check folder suspiciously, and almost lost it. He counted the zeros on the back of the check seriously: "1234...1200 million! There is another 500 million! What did you do to Ling Tianya? I'll give you so much money!" At this point, he suddenly realized: "Is the rhino horn cup sold! It really sold for 1200 million!"

"So, am I going to be short of money now?" Zhang Xiaofan smiled and said, "I can't guarantee that I will be rich in this life, and it's okay to worry about food and clothing."

How can Zhang Xiaotang listen to so many things now, silently calculating the value of the wealth at hand, 1200% of the 360 million belongs to him, that is, [-] million...[

"It seems that doing antiques may not be bad, at least you can be well-off." Zhang Xiaotang triumphantly returned the check to him, took the things up to the second floor, and howled dryly.

Not long after, the two kinds of pills were made into large honeyed pills and handed over to the other party. Zhang Xiaofan pointed to one of the flavors: "This is Guifu Lizhong Pill, which is used to treat your spleen and stomach deficiency and indigestion; the other is Jin Kui Shen Qi Pill is to treat symptoms such as insufficient kidney yang and lack of energy. The medicine here has a five-day supply, and each medicine is taken in the morning and evening. After taking it, come back to recover."

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Mike held the medicine in his hand, his face was a little ugly, and he said with a sneer, "Doctor Zhang, is there any such thing as that horse juice in here?"

Zhang Xiaofan was overjoyed when he heard it, and said with a smile: "Not really, and the Matong juice is really hard to make now, it's so rare to find a winning horse, where can I find these things?"

After hearing this, Michael felt relieved and asked, "Doctor Zhang, the purpose of my visit this time is to learn medical skills here. I don't know if I can agree to my request. Please rest assured, I will pay the tuition fee, no will disappoint you."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaofan felt a little headache. He really didn't care about tuition fees, but this foreigner who studied Chinese medicine had never heard of anyone who was very proficient in it.Factors such as the five elements, yin and yang, time of day, climate, meridians, viscera, acupuncture points, etc., even Chinese people can't figure it out, let a foreigner learn these things...

But then again, if you really want to accept this disciple, just like what Xiao Bing and Ling Tianya said, Shangdetang will definitely show off the limelight, even if it is in the corner of this ancient street, it can't stop the eyes of the world.

Zhang Xiaofan thought about it carefully, and said in a very serious tone: "Michael, I know the reason for coming here, and I also know the persistence of your Germans, so have you ever considered that to learn Chinese medicine, you must have a solid Chinese foundation?" , a long time and a lot of energy. But I don’t have so much time to give you lessons, at most I can give you some pointers. Much less when you were in America."

Michael nodded very positively and said: "I thought it over very clearly last night and emailed my resignation letter back to New York. There is nothing that can stop me from studying, not even the greatest difficulty. Donghai Medical University The affiliated hospital of the hospital once called me, hoping that I can get a position in their hospital, and I don’t need to go to work every day, and I can receive a monthly income of no less than [-] US dollars. If there is an operation, the salary can be even higher. A lot. Therefore, during my study here, I don’t need to pay my salary, as long as I can learn knowledge.”

ps: I'm really sorry, I drank too much at night, so I didn't code it until now.