Merry ghost doctor

Their conversation was so soft that even Fang Han and Liu Ruonan, who were close at hand, didn't hear it.Of course, it is also very likely that their minds are in a mess and they can't hear any voices at all.At first, both of them didn't think it was true. From an intuitive point of view, it might be the result of some kind of high-tech projection, but those bridal sedan chairs still had a billowing yin energy, which made them feel at ease.

Liu Ruonan's palms were full of sweat. She stood next to Zhang Xiaofan and asked, "Are these ghosts? Didn't you make them on purpose to deceive us?"

Zhang Xiaofan rolled his eyes at her and said, "I don't have the time to make you happy. If you don't believe me, go up and ask yourself."

Liu Ruonan really wanted to go up and bite him, remember to make a joke anytime.

Zhang Xiaofan stared closely at the group of people, secretly thinking whether he could eat such a piece of fat, and he was also secretly anxious, but at the critical moment, Xiang'er was practicing in seclusion, if she helped him, it would definitely save him a lot of trouble.When he was in doubt, Xu Ruonan's words made his eyes light up. [

"Hey, do you know where they are going?"

That's right, traveling with such a large group of people is neither a marriage nor a birthday celebration, it is very likely to go to a certain place.If it is close, there is no need to engage in so many tricks, and it is impossible if the journey is too far.As long as the sky is bright, these guys have to go back to the lair obediently, and it is impossible to go too far.

Thinking about it, Zhang Xiaofan turned to Uncle Liu and said, "Uncle Master, I don't think these guys will come back for a while, we can take this opportunity to take their lair away, maybe Kexin and those missing girls Everyone stays there."

Uncle Liu's hairs stood on end when he heard this, and he said in surprise: "You're tired of living! You dare to dig out these shitty shady houses, let alone the rogues, you have to hide away if you see them , even those Taoist priests who subdue demons and eliminate demons have to pee out of fright."

"Don't panic, let's find out the facts first and then talk about other things." Zhang Xiaofan saw that the long line of dozens of people walked away, and the surrounding fog also dissipated, and he was already concerned. "You see, they must have gone out. If we can make a time difference, maybe we can really get things done. Uncle, how long does it take to dig a hole for someone who is a ground dragon?"

Uncle Liu didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this, and the two black skins stayed by the side, and the boy with a blunt head also blatantly asked, if his nephew hadn't put an iron hijab on him earlier, he wouldn't have been talking for a long time .Fortunately, the conversation between the two was very soft, if you didn't get close, you wouldn't even want to hear it.Speaking of his old profession, Uncle Liu's face is not very bright, after all, doing this profession is not something to be glorious.If it wasn't for his nephew asking, an ordinary person, Uncle Liu, would never reveal a word.

"Generally speaking, it takes one night to complete the work, but it depends on the situation. First of all, you have to find the right place. This is the most important thing for those who do this job. Generally speaking, veterans are very accurate in detecting acupuncture points. Walk around and look around. Look at the fighting posture (the shape of the tomb bag on the tomb) and you can make a decision. Zeng Guofan knows it. The old boy’s nest was pulled out, and the hole was directly hit on the head of the coffin. The deeper the hole was dug, it can also prove the fight It is very valuable, and it is likely to be a bucket from the Qin and Han Dynasties or earlier. It is good if it is shallow, and the work is quick and easy. From my point of view, this is a Ming tomb. The bricks are inlaid with lime and iron sheets. Some Ming tombs have a roof as thick as more than two meters (seven spokes and seven coupons). The depth of Ming tombs is generally no more than six meters from the ground. The excavation was completed in one night, and it might be faster if the good movement of the head is accurate. But if you encounter bricks and stones, you have to forgive, you can’t drill the straight well, you have to go down the slope.”

Such a long night will definitely not be able to earn money, and it will be a lot of fun if this business returns to the lair.

"If you come out of the mountain again, how long will it take?"

When Uncle Liu said this, his face showed color, and he grinned: "Every profession has its own rules. Chinese medicine practitioners study, smell, ask, and cut, and this profession is the same..." As soon as he opened the words, he said The secret of this line.

"Wang" is the spirit of looking at mountains and rivers and the feng shui of the burial place.The veteran has rich experience and is familiar with ancient books such as "The Book of Burial and Five Yins", and has a wide range of knowledge, which is not inferior to those archaeologists.Wherever they go, they must first observe the trend of mountains and rivers.Generally, this kind of people are very accurate in detecting caves, and they are all large tombs, with many treasures in the tombs.It is rumored that during the period of the Republic of China, the Cai family in Changsha was very good at finding acupoints in Fengshui.Once he went to visit relatives in Ningxiang County. When he walked to a place with a very beautiful scenery, he pointed to a paddy field and told his companions that there must be a big tomb under this field, and the treasures in the tomb will make you and me suddenly rich.The companions didn't believe it, so the man made a bet with them: if it was an ancient tomb, he would lose a thousand dollars.On the contrary, if there are treasures out of the tomb, you can monopolize [-]% of them.The crowd made a big bet, so they secretly asked dozens of villagers to dig at night. In the middle of the night, a large brick tomb was unearthed. The tomb walls were painted with pictures of the deceased's life during his lifetime. Cakes, inkstones, bamboo tubes, etc.Later they sold to American missionaries and got a lot of dollars and got rich.

"Smell" means smell.Tomb robbers with this thaumaturgy specialize in the sense of smell of the nose. Before digging, he uncovers the topsoil layer of the tomb, takes a pinch of tomb soil, puts it under his nose and sniffs it, and distinguishes whether the tomb has been stolen from the smell of the soil. Earth color judges the era.It is said that those with the best kung fu can use their noses to distinguish the subtle difference in smell between the tomb soil of the Han Dynasty and the tomb soil of the Tang Dynasty, and the accuracy is astonishing.

It is said that when Changsha was first liberated, an old tomb robber was shot dead. He sold all the cultural relics and national treasures he had stolen in his life to foreigners. can be accurately dated.A tomb robber brought some old lacquerware, which he said came from the tomb of a prince.Leaning on the cigarette couch, he picked up a piece of lacquerware while smoking opium, put it under his nose and sniffed it, then said with a smile: "My dear friend, your lacquerware was soaked in a piss pit, and the time to take it out should be around About seven months." The person turned pale with shock, and even said: "Offended! Offended!"

"Ask" is to step on the spot.Those who are good at this way often pretend to be Feng Shui masters or fortune-tellers, and travel around, paying special attention to places with beautiful scenery and places where they have visited high-ranking officials.They are generally eloquent and good at talking with elders and old people about ancient times.Everywhere I went, I visited the local elderly as a fortune teller or Feng Shui master, and obtained information and directions of ancient tombs from the conversation.This kind of person has some skills and good eloquence, and it is easy to gain the trust of the other party.Once the exact location of the ancient tomb was discovered, a group of thieves were immediately summoned to dig it at night.

"Cutting" means feeling the pulse.There are three layers of meaning: the first layer refers to how to find the location of the hole and enter the coffin with the shortest distance after discovering the ancient tomb.Those who are good at this method often determine the location of the coffin as quickly as a person's pulse according to the direction of the terrain and the veins, and then dig holes from the slope to reach the end of the coffin in the tomb to steal the funeral objects.The second meaning is to touch the treasures of the deceased after digging the coffin and opening the lid.Touch from the head, through the mouth to the anus, and finally to the feet.Touching treasures is like feeling the pulse of a patient. You must be careful and calm, and pay attention to calmness and accuracy without missing anything.The third meaning refers to touching the unearthed cultural relics with your hands. Because there are countless cultural relics that have been handed over by masters, it is often not necessary to examine them with your eyes. You only need to touch the objects slowly, and you will know what to replace and how much they are worth. .They often use this technique to bet with others on winning or losing, and they often win.

Uncle Liu chuckled and said, "I'm the master of the 'Wang' acupoint. These dirty jobs are usually done by my apprentices, and we generally don't touch them."

Zhang Xiaofan didn't expect this cheap uncle to have such skill. He thought about it carefully and said, "Is there any way to make it faster? We are in a hurry, so we don't need to be too particular."

Uncle Liu thought for a while, and said: "Yes, there are, but... I used ordinary tools when I was rolling the earth dragon. The best thing I used was an engineer shovel. Tianlei (explosives), some of them are retired engineers, they are very good at playing tricks, they have a nickname called Moshan Taoist, if they are allowed to do it, the time will be fast, I don’t know if it will work.” Suddenly his eyes rolled Liang, said: "By the way, isn't that shit Qiang familiar with your kid? He is a Taoist who moved mountains. Maybe this kid has some tricks."

When Zhang Xiaofan heard this, he immediately became interested. Shi Qiang once said that he wanted to quit the arena, but if he was asked to come out and do a little favor, it shouldn't be a problem. [

Uncle Liu felt a little suspicious when he saw that he was paying attention to this matter, and asked, "You kid, don't you think that Kexin looks upright, and you take a fancy to it?"

Zhang Xiaofan said unhappily: "How much effort do I have to find a girl to be my daughter-in-law? There are some things that I don't always understand with you, but you will naturally understand when the time comes."