Merry ghost doctor

As soon as he entered the hall, he heard the noisy voice of Zhang Xiaotang, his voice was loud and full of momentum.

"If you want to make money, it's really like that. It depends on whether your brain is smart. For example, when I was a child, my teacher praised me. She said that you can use those ghost ideas in the right way, and you will be a new generation of scientists in the future. But I always I was not happy to hear it, so I asked her at the time, how much a scientist can earn a month, and can she afford a mistress?"

"Haha... just blow it up, kid!" The fat man and the two laughed and cursed.

Zhang Xiaotang said seriously: "Don't believe me, I remember this incident in junior high school clearly. The teacher was puzzled when he heard it, and he quickly realized that he asked me why I had to raise a mistress, saying that it was immoral. Guess what I said, I said: raising mistresses has many benefits, not only can increase jobs, do a good job in family planning, but also stimulate domestic demand and improve the public’s consumption awareness level, which can kill two birds with one stone.”

The whole room roared with laughter, and the monkey clutched his stomach and said with difficulty: "Hey...you fucking, you can still talk like that, dare you make money just to raise a mistress?" [

Zhang Xiaofan walked into the door and scolded with a smile: "You guys, every time you start drinking without waiting for me."

Fatty and the others were also very happy to see him coming in, so they hurriedly asked him to sit down, and explained: "This time it wasn't my idea, it was Xiaotang who insisted on taking a few sips. Besides, this guy didn't know where he posted it. With a windfall, wearing a famous brand, driving a nice car, and he even invited today’s drink, I wonder if this kid has found some culprit and bought all the talismans in his hand.”

Zhang Xiaotang has a problem, that is, every time he gets the money, he doesn't spend a whole month in it, and in the end he always ends up borrowing the money to live on.This is the real moonlight clan, who often provokes blame from the family, but it can't change this bear problem.However, this time, holding hundreds of thousands of money in his arms, he was so tired that he couldn't sleep. , the only big thing I saw was the car, and I don't know where the rest was spent.

Zhang Xiaofan wiped his hands with a hot towel, and said with a smile: "Leave him alone, since there is such a local tyrant, if you don't rob him twice, it will be cheaper for others in the end. How, what good food do you have today?"

Zhang Xiaotang waved his hand, and said with pride, "The main dishes are eight catty sturgeon, dragon and tiger fighting, civet cat for prince, and other signature dishes here."

"Damn it, you kid is really going to bleed a lot today, and it will cost more than 5000 after this stop. Are you really going to be a moonlight clan?"

Zhang Xiaotang said with a wry smile: "Actually, I also have my own difficulties. Ning Ning told me that if the two of us are really together, the financial power should belong to her. She said that I spend too much money. She also took out a generous account Ben showed me that every month's expenses are clearly remembered, even buying a pack of tissues. Tell me, if this is the case, how can I live?"

The fat man looked at him with surprised eyes, and asked: "No, I remember that you had a hot fight with that Luo Min, and you changed another girl in a few days, and the speed is fast enough!"

Afraid of embarrassing himself, Zhang Xiaotang said with a sneer, "You said Xiao Min, we have different personalities, and our relationship broke down. Now I think Ningning is very suitable for me. If I want to find a wife, I have to find someone like this. She has good looks and a soft temper. , put it at home and don’t worry about accidents.”

Everyone laughed and scolded him, accusing him of saying that men become bad when they have money, which is not wrong at all.

Seven dishes and two soups made everyone sweat profusely. The fat man swallowed half of the huge cobra, saying it was to go to the internal fire, which made several people laugh, saying that he also had to find a woman to vent his anger. Come really.

After eating and drinking, the conversation started. The monkey can drink a lot, and his face turned red before he drank half a bottle of beer. He asked, "Xiaotang, are you still doing those crazy things?"

Zhang Xiaotang held the civet's thigh in his mouth, and his mouth was dripping with oil. Hearing this, he nodded and said, "I'm changing from shotgun to cannon, and I don't call him ordinary people. Why, you also want to change careers?"

"Fuck me, it's just that it's not peaceful for a while, and I want to make two talismans to suppress the shock."

Zhang Xiaofan was startled when he heard the words, frowned and said: "No way, you don't raise chickens in your farm, how could these things happen?"

Even though chickens are very ordinary, they belong to animals like poultry that can be seen everywhere, but this kind of animal contains rich yang energy in its body, which is perfect for nourishing the body.When women are pregnant and confinement, recover from a serious illness, etc., they all use chicken soup to nourish and nourish.Don’t you see that in the ancient movies, those nobles in the palace used ginseng and chicken soup as a nutritional food. If the director took out one: The emperor, the imperial dining room has prepared duck soup for you, drink it while it’s hot.As long as the program is aired, it will definitely attract a lot of scolding, and the overwhelming comments on the Internet will flood in like a flood.

Not only that, chicken bones and chicken blood are also the choice of the formation. There is an idiom called "Kill the chicken to scare the monkey". The reason why the monkeys are so scared when they see the chicken die is nothing else, it is because the monkeys are very sensitive to yang When the chicken dies, the yang energy that disappears in an instant makes it feel scared, lest it will encounter accidents, and the effect will not be so obvious if it is replaced by other animals.

Closer to home, there are thousands of chickens in Fatty's farm, how could such a thing happen, Yin ghosts generally don't go to places where the yang is full of mischief.

The fat man waved his hand and said, "It's not that something happened in my yard, but something unclean happened in my grandfather's house." [

Zhang Xiaofan said unhappily: "You are full, aren't you? The textile factory is more than ten miles away from your home. You are so far away that you are afraid of a ball."

"Afraid, why not afraid, you don't know how evil this matter is." The fat man said mysteriously: "My grandpa's family lives in the dormitory of the textile factory. I went to visit my grandpa a while ago and heard He said that an old man died recently, and I didn’t pay much attention to it at first, but I didn’t expect that when I went to see my grandpa a few days later, the neighbors around me would be blown up.”

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Several people heard what he said was a little weird, and they all gathered together to listen to the story carefully.

"This old man's surname is Fang. He was a bum when he was young. He liked to look at big girls and daughter-in-laws when he was free. Single, and didn't find a wife until middle age. This old man usually doesn't talk much, and he doesn't have many friends, and he usually walks alone." The fat man took a deep breath of his cigarette, squinted his eyes and said: "Don't look at him usually not showing the mountains and not showing the water, but those tricks are really good. As long as a girl walks by him, this guy can tell at a glance whether the other party is good or not, even when it broke. I can guess everything about my body."

Zhang Xiaotang exclaimed: "Such a god, an absolute master!"

"That's right, this old man Fang is definitely the godfather of the hooligan world." The fat man chuckled and said, "Don't look at him as a bum when he was young, but old man Fang is usually very honest. Looking at the girls on the stone pier at the intersection, I really admire his perseverance for decades. But what is unexpected is that during the few days that old man Fang has been away, many neighbors around him said that they will see each other at night Pass him, just sit on that low stone pier and look at the girls."

These words were a bit intrusive, and Hou Zi and Zhang Xiaotang were even a little nervous.

The fat man continued: "I'm not just bragging. Many people say that. Some even say that the old man will follow the big girl for a while, and then follow behind and look at other people's butts."

Speaking of this, the fat man laughed himself, causing several people to burst into laughter, and they were very happy.

Zhang Xiaofan said with a smile: "I said Fatty, you are so nervous, is it because Old Ghost Fang is eyeing you? According to what you said, his taste is not so 'unique', right?"

"It's not me, it's my cousin. Yesterday, my cousin called me to urge me, and wanted me to find some talismans for her. She said that when she came home from middle shift, she always felt that someone was staring at her from behind. Look, my heart is filled with panic; once when we were having dinner together, I mentioned Xiaotang to her, and she wanted two magic talismans that would work."

Zhang Xiaotang shook his head when he heard the words: "Fatty, we have been brothers for decades, it's not that I don't help you, it's that my things are just to fool people. If you really need it, ask Xiaofan to get two real things to use." , you don't have any problems."

The fat man wondered, "What else?"

Zhang Xiaofan also smiled and said nothing, wiped off the oil on his hands, and went to the bathroom to clean his hands. When he came out, he held three talismans in his hand and said, "These are three talismans to avoid evil. Let Xiaotang find them for you later." Put a red bag close to your body and put it away. Usually don't leave your body easily, and don't let it rain, it will keep you safe, and if anything happens, call me."

The two also washed their hands, took them carefully and put them away, and asked, "Where did you get these? I remember that you are most annoyed by these things."

Zhang Xiaofan shook his head and said: "Don't ask about the origin, you won't be able to tell for a while, some things don't need to be known, why bother to cause anxiety. As long as you know that I won't harm you, it's fine."

The fat man and the monkey didn't drink too much either, so they couldn't hear the good and the bad, and they raised their glasses to toast again and again with great joy, making Zhang Xiaofan so dizzy that he almost didn't drink too much.

Fortunately, now that his skills are profound, coupled with his strong soul, there is nothing wrong with drinking a few bottles of beer, but he knocked down the monkey first, and then the fat man got his tongue wide open.

Zhang Xiaotang was a smart guy, he only drank two glasses of beer, and then blocked him in the name of driving.

After eating and drinking enough, Zhang Xiaotang waved his hand and called the waiter to pay the bill, then said with a smile: "It seems that this car is not for nothing, at least it's not like these two guys, it's turned into a puddle of mud .”

"Okay, be careful on the way back. Help them find three talisman-filled bags, keep the contents in order, and don't mess around with them."

"Remember, don't worry." Zhang Xiaotang pulled the red bag on his chest, and took it with him except when taking a bath. [

At this moment, Ye Xiang'er floated in and said softly, "My lord, they seem to be leaving."