Exiled, there is space, the mistress of the gate will raise her cubs
Chapter 214 Isn't This Embarrassing Xiao Dalang!
Xiao Dalang: "Although I am a dead man who can't see the light, occasionally I have to help the head of the family to deal with some matters. Someone has seen my face."
Bai Xiang knew that since the other party mentioned it, then this person is also at the border now, so he can meet him.
"Who?"
"Wen Siyue, who used to be the concubine's daughter of the Grand Tutor of the Chu Kingdom, is now a Haitang girl from Huanyu Pavilion."
Recently, ministers at the border have had their homes ransacked and exiled one after another. It was not until protests arose that Beijing and China subsided, but the situation outside was already chaotic.Some ministers in the court packed up their things and prepared to flee to the border. Those rational ones were planning how to bring down the weak king and change the dynasty.
Now Huanyu Pavilion is not just Miss Haitang, the former daughter of a minister, this is something that people like to talk about.
Bai Xiang wanted to meet Miss Huanyuge Begonia, but it was very difficult, after all, the other party was now a big hit in the hands of her mother.But she disguised herself as a man and didn't want to spend the spring night with Miss Haitang, and she only stayed for half a stick of incense, so Mom Sang still agreed.
Bai Xiang felt sorry for the dozens of taels of silver, but when he saw Miss Haitang, he cut straight to the point and showed the painting in front of her, "Do you know this person?"
Wen Siyue also has acting skills now, and now pretending to try hard to remember, she bared and said: "It looks familiar, I seem to have seen it a few times at a certain family banquet when I was still in the capital."
"Really? Is it a family banquet? Did you see it in the minister's house openly?"
Wen Siyue sneered: "What's the benefit of me deceiving the guests? I haven't had time to ask the guest officer who is in this painting."
Bai Xiang rolled up the scroll, packed it up and left.
The painting was drawn by Tong Sheng, using the words: "My husband went to the military camp, and he couldn't come back for ten days and half a month. I can still look at the portraits when I miss him, so I have to trouble you." Such an excuse, It took dozens of pennies to get it.
She went to Huanyu Pavilion that day, and came back in an ox cart that day.
While Yinyin went to the school shed, she made a three-pronged agreement with Xiao Dalang: "You are indeed not a spy. But our mother and daughter are forced to be tied together with you, we cannot always be in a passive position."
"Oh, what do you want?"
"First, every time the military salary is paid, I have to take it back to our mother and daughter. I don't have any income, and it's easy to sit on empty mountains."
Xiao Dalang picked up his teacup, and just nodded in response: "Okay. Money is something outside of me, anyway, I just want to live a stable life."
Then the other party said again: "I have to give birth to a child belonging to the two of us."
puff--
Xiao Dalang squirted out the tea that he had no time to swallow.
"You, what are you talking about?"
"Let's have a baby." Only after giving birth can the man in front of him be truly bound together.
The reason why Bai Xiang can think about it is that as the daughter of a bodyguard, she traveled all over the world when she was a child, and saw men with three wives and four concubines, so she was naturally taught by her parents to be like this.Unreliable men can be kicked, the family is not short of money, and they can also recruit a son-in-law who comes to visit.
In Jiuli Village, an unfamiliar place, and she is bringing a daughter with her, she is afraid that she will be targeted by crooked melons.
The man in front of him looks like Zhou Zheng, and there is no frivolity in his brows. Before, he was willing to send the general's salary back to support her and the children, but now he is more willing to listen to her instructions. It is conceivable that people really want this identity.
The other party had something in her hands, but she couldn't handle it at all, so she had to rely on this method to tie her up.
As for her deceased husband, she had already received the news of her deceased husband's death once, and this time she was able to slow down so quickly because of this.
Seeing that she wasn't joking at all, Xiao Dalang's hands and feet were sweating.
Really? !
Xiao Dalang forcibly stabilized his mind, and said: "...you allow me to think about it for a few days."
"Well, give me an answer next time you come back from visiting relatives. I just want to explain the situation to my daughter."
"……Oh."
Half an hour later, deep forest.
Like bystanders, Zhang Laner and Meihua hid aside, tactfully did not interrupt, and listened obediently.
"Look at it, a daughter-in-law for nothing, and a girl named father, what's wrong?"
"That's right, the identity has been resolved, and even the ladies and daughters have been completed together, realizing the triple jump in our future life! It's pretty good, actually."
"You said that you are a man, why do you have a sad face, as if someone took advantage of you?"
Xiao Dalang: "It's easy for you to say! When you have identities in the future, you can choose who you like, so I am forced to! If I don't like it, I can't do it!"
Xiao Twelve chuckled: "Hey, little lady, when the kerosene lamp is blown, it turns out that the black light is blind, it's not all the same... Ouch! Who hit me on the head!"
Turning his head, he saw the old lady's dark face, and Xiao Twelve immediately took a standard martial arts stance.
Tang Zangyue: "Little girl, where did you learn such nasty words?"
Xiao Twelve: "This is not..."
"Next time if you do this again, you will be fined to lose your sense of taste for three days." She interrupted lightly.
Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, Tang Zangyue's discipline for these dead men is naturally not corporal punishment.Instead, after they come into contact with normal interpersonal circles, they have human nature and their own hobbies, and then punish each other by grasping each other's hobbies.
Unfortunately, Xiao Twelve likes to eat.
Letting her lose her sense of taste is more painful than whipping and prison.
Xiao Twelve suppressed his bitter face and said, "Yes, old lady."
Pushing aside the crowd, Tang Zangyue's eyes fell on Xiao Dalang, and when she saw what the other party wanted to say, she raised her hand to interrupt, "On the way here, Fifteen has already told me the ins and outs of the future."
"Then, what should I do now, old lady? I can't really do it..."
Tang Zangyue also found it ridiculous.
This Bai Xiang, dare to mention it, she is more forward-thinking than a later generation like her!
Tang Zangyue was speechless for a while, before saying: "Why don't I wrong you, Xixi?"
Hearing this, Xiao Dalang was so wronged that he almost cried.
"Others can choose the girls and boys they like, and even the third child doesn't have to take the responsibility. Why am I the only one..."
Tang Zangyue sighed, "I owe you once, and you can ask me three conditions in the future, unless you kill people and set fires, I will obey you."
Hearing this, Xiao Dalang regained his spirits, swept his face away, and beat his chest vigorously, "Don't worry, old lady, I can kill and set fire by myself, I don't need to bother you!"
Tang Zangyue: "..." You changed your face so quickly, it really made me wonder if you were really that unwilling.
As he said that, Xiao Dalang became embarrassed again, "It's just, how to consummate the house? I also ask the old lady to enlighten me."
"..." There are a lot of flower books in her space, and there are quite a lot of poses.
She threw a copy to Xiao Dalang.
After Xiao Dalang caught it steadily, the men of Yixiantian swarmed up, "What is it?"
"What else could it be?"
"The ones thrown here must be the steps to consummate the house!"
"Oh oh, that's right, I'll take a look too, anyway, I'm going to marry a happy girl in the future, I'll do more research, I can't let the girl look down upon me!"
Tang Zangyue: ...God damn it.
Fortunately, Xiao Dalang followed the Huotou Army to the Army Women's Branch, but nothing really happened. Otherwise, with his youthful experience and reputation of already having a wife and daughter, he would have revealed his secrets sooner or later.
Dalang in the future: Hehe, it smells so good
Bai Xiang knew that since the other party mentioned it, then this person is also at the border now, so he can meet him.
"Who?"
"Wen Siyue, who used to be the concubine's daughter of the Grand Tutor of the Chu Kingdom, is now a Haitang girl from Huanyu Pavilion."
Recently, ministers at the border have had their homes ransacked and exiled one after another. It was not until protests arose that Beijing and China subsided, but the situation outside was already chaotic.Some ministers in the court packed up their things and prepared to flee to the border. Those rational ones were planning how to bring down the weak king and change the dynasty.
Now Huanyu Pavilion is not just Miss Haitang, the former daughter of a minister, this is something that people like to talk about.
Bai Xiang wanted to meet Miss Huanyuge Begonia, but it was very difficult, after all, the other party was now a big hit in the hands of her mother.But she disguised herself as a man and didn't want to spend the spring night with Miss Haitang, and she only stayed for half a stick of incense, so Mom Sang still agreed.
Bai Xiang felt sorry for the dozens of taels of silver, but when he saw Miss Haitang, he cut straight to the point and showed the painting in front of her, "Do you know this person?"
Wen Siyue also has acting skills now, and now pretending to try hard to remember, she bared and said: "It looks familiar, I seem to have seen it a few times at a certain family banquet when I was still in the capital."
"Really? Is it a family banquet? Did you see it in the minister's house openly?"
Wen Siyue sneered: "What's the benefit of me deceiving the guests? I haven't had time to ask the guest officer who is in this painting."
Bai Xiang rolled up the scroll, packed it up and left.
The painting was drawn by Tong Sheng, using the words: "My husband went to the military camp, and he couldn't come back for ten days and half a month. I can still look at the portraits when I miss him, so I have to trouble you." Such an excuse, It took dozens of pennies to get it.
She went to Huanyu Pavilion that day, and came back in an ox cart that day.
While Yinyin went to the school shed, she made a three-pronged agreement with Xiao Dalang: "You are indeed not a spy. But our mother and daughter are forced to be tied together with you, we cannot always be in a passive position."
"Oh, what do you want?"
"First, every time the military salary is paid, I have to take it back to our mother and daughter. I don't have any income, and it's easy to sit on empty mountains."
Xiao Dalang picked up his teacup, and just nodded in response: "Okay. Money is something outside of me, anyway, I just want to live a stable life."
Then the other party said again: "I have to give birth to a child belonging to the two of us."
puff--
Xiao Dalang squirted out the tea that he had no time to swallow.
"You, what are you talking about?"
"Let's have a baby." Only after giving birth can the man in front of him be truly bound together.
The reason why Bai Xiang can think about it is that as the daughter of a bodyguard, she traveled all over the world when she was a child, and saw men with three wives and four concubines, so she was naturally taught by her parents to be like this.Unreliable men can be kicked, the family is not short of money, and they can also recruit a son-in-law who comes to visit.
In Jiuli Village, an unfamiliar place, and she is bringing a daughter with her, she is afraid that she will be targeted by crooked melons.
The man in front of him looks like Zhou Zheng, and there is no frivolity in his brows. Before, he was willing to send the general's salary back to support her and the children, but now he is more willing to listen to her instructions. It is conceivable that people really want this identity.
The other party had something in her hands, but she couldn't handle it at all, so she had to rely on this method to tie her up.
As for her deceased husband, she had already received the news of her deceased husband's death once, and this time she was able to slow down so quickly because of this.
Seeing that she wasn't joking at all, Xiao Dalang's hands and feet were sweating.
Really? !
Xiao Dalang forcibly stabilized his mind, and said: "...you allow me to think about it for a few days."
"Well, give me an answer next time you come back from visiting relatives. I just want to explain the situation to my daughter."
"……Oh."
Half an hour later, deep forest.
Like bystanders, Zhang Laner and Meihua hid aside, tactfully did not interrupt, and listened obediently.
"Look at it, a daughter-in-law for nothing, and a girl named father, what's wrong?"
"That's right, the identity has been resolved, and even the ladies and daughters have been completed together, realizing the triple jump in our future life! It's pretty good, actually."
"You said that you are a man, why do you have a sad face, as if someone took advantage of you?"
Xiao Dalang: "It's easy for you to say! When you have identities in the future, you can choose who you like, so I am forced to! If I don't like it, I can't do it!"
Xiao Twelve chuckled: "Hey, little lady, when the kerosene lamp is blown, it turns out that the black light is blind, it's not all the same... Ouch! Who hit me on the head!"
Turning his head, he saw the old lady's dark face, and Xiao Twelve immediately took a standard martial arts stance.
Tang Zangyue: "Little girl, where did you learn such nasty words?"
Xiao Twelve: "This is not..."
"Next time if you do this again, you will be fined to lose your sense of taste for three days." She interrupted lightly.
Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, Tang Zangyue's discipline for these dead men is naturally not corporal punishment.Instead, after they come into contact with normal interpersonal circles, they have human nature and their own hobbies, and then punish each other by grasping each other's hobbies.
Unfortunately, Xiao Twelve likes to eat.
Letting her lose her sense of taste is more painful than whipping and prison.
Xiao Twelve suppressed his bitter face and said, "Yes, old lady."
Pushing aside the crowd, Tang Zangyue's eyes fell on Xiao Dalang, and when she saw what the other party wanted to say, she raised her hand to interrupt, "On the way here, Fifteen has already told me the ins and outs of the future."
"Then, what should I do now, old lady? I can't really do it..."
Tang Zangyue also found it ridiculous.
This Bai Xiang, dare to mention it, she is more forward-thinking than a later generation like her!
Tang Zangyue was speechless for a while, before saying: "Why don't I wrong you, Xixi?"
Hearing this, Xiao Dalang was so wronged that he almost cried.
"Others can choose the girls and boys they like, and even the third child doesn't have to take the responsibility. Why am I the only one..."
Tang Zangyue sighed, "I owe you once, and you can ask me three conditions in the future, unless you kill people and set fires, I will obey you."
Hearing this, Xiao Dalang regained his spirits, swept his face away, and beat his chest vigorously, "Don't worry, old lady, I can kill and set fire by myself, I don't need to bother you!"
Tang Zangyue: "..." You changed your face so quickly, it really made me wonder if you were really that unwilling.
As he said that, Xiao Dalang became embarrassed again, "It's just, how to consummate the house? I also ask the old lady to enlighten me."
"..." There are a lot of flower books in her space, and there are quite a lot of poses.
She threw a copy to Xiao Dalang.
After Xiao Dalang caught it steadily, the men of Yixiantian swarmed up, "What is it?"
"What else could it be?"
"The ones thrown here must be the steps to consummate the house!"
"Oh oh, that's right, I'll take a look too, anyway, I'm going to marry a happy girl in the future, I'll do more research, I can't let the girl look down upon me!"
Tang Zangyue: ...God damn it.
Fortunately, Xiao Dalang followed the Huotou Army to the Army Women's Branch, but nothing really happened. Otherwise, with his youthful experience and reputation of already having a wife and daughter, he would have revealed his secrets sooner or later.
Dalang in the future: Hehe, it smells so good
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