The only human cub in the interstellar world exploded after being on the slow track

As a live program that uses a lot of culture excavated from ancient earth ruins, Director Xiong Ba has always been very proud of the cultural heritage of his program!I am also very proud of myself as an expert in ancient earth culture, but...

What he never expected was that little Miaomiao was sent to Blue Star by that idiot Victor!
That is the ancient earth under the Mobius ring, which is in the same time and space node as them, but has not yet become extinct!

Looking at the cub Miaomiao who looked like a living fossil of culture, Director Xiong Ba was so jealous that he wanted to bite his handkerchief!

Wooooooooow why wasn't he the one who was sent there at that time, otherwise he would have a lot of material to use now!
Moreover, their little cub is still doing so badly there. If he was the one who was sent there, he would have beaten that Zhuang Zhuang looking for his teeth and heads everywhere!
In contrast, Xiao Miaomiao, who received the curious eyes from Quanxingji, sat on the chair very calmly and slowly ate the fried honey food newly researched by herself and Brother Ning.

This is when I used to go to the vegetable market to accompany my mother to buy vegetables. I often saw small snacks sold in the vegetable market cake shop. Zhuangzhuang liked to eat them very much, so my mother often bought them for him before, but later I felt that the ones bought outside were not clean. So I blew him up at home.

A catty of noodles can be fried to produce a lot of honey, so she has eaten the broken ones that Zhuangzhuang doesn't want many times.

It is fragrant and sweet, and it tastes really satisfying. I feel that my mind is much happier~
So today, when it was raining and everyone was in a bad mood because they couldn't go out, Miaomiao decisively got this thing out~
Eat something delicious and you will be in a good mood~
【嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤 Why is it not me who is sitting on the chair eating delicious food?This thing looks so delicious, why is it so crispy, and the light outside looks so tempting! 】

[Didn’t you hear what Ani said just now?This thing is coated with a layer of sugar and fried. Help, can such precious natural sugar not be delicious when fried?I want to eat too! Miaomiao, can you hold a lottery? 】

[Miaomiao really knows a lot about the culture of the ancient earth, but in fact, I don’t think these things are what a little cub like her should know. Alas, as expected, we Miaomiao lived really well on the ancient earth in that time and space. It’s not very good...]

[But she really learned a lot!I feel that those ancient earth culture experts who broadcast live broadcasts all day long don’t know as much as she does. We little cubs are the number one in the interstellar! 】

[Since we can’t even eat it, are there any other interesting things about the ancient earth that you can tell us about? 】

"Ah? Then you don't want to eat it?"

"I made a lot of them on purpose. I originally planned to give them away..."

The little cub lowered his head in a very depressed manner.

She originally imagined giving some to her brothers and sisters to share the happiness with them, just like the sugar-roasted chestnuts last time, but it turned out that they didn't like eating them...

"Then let me tell you a game~"

[No, no, we want to eat, we want to eat!We are willing to eat!We especially love to eat! 】

【Who is it?Those upstairs hurry up and apologize to me with death!If I can't eat this today, I will kill you alive right now!Soak your slices in formalin! 】

[Wuwuwuwu Miaomiao please look at me, we really want to eat it, only that person doesn't want to eat it, don't draw it in the lottery, please, give it to me! 】

……

Xiao Miaomiao, who was a little confused, stopped talking.

So do you want to eat or not?

Forget it, just give it away.

Regardless of whether you want to eat it or not, you will definitely be happy when you receive a gift~
So the cub lottery started quickly and ended at the speed of light.

Except for the 50 lucky orcs who were jumping up and down on the barrage to show off, the rest of the people were all wailing.

Miaomiao saw that everyone looked a little unhappy at the moment and became a little anxious, so she quickly continued the topic just now.

"Let me tell you a new game. I haven't seen anyone play it before. Let's play with it!"

When Miaomiao thought about turning the flower rope, she couldn't help but smile.

Because no children like to play with him who smells like oil fumes, the mother-in-law next door spends most of his time with him. Her mother-in-law has bad eyesight and bad legs, so the only thing she can play with is the twist rope.

Hills, fields, noodles, cradle, parachute...

My mother-in-law can really do a lot of styles, which is really amazing!

As the small beige hemp rope kept changing shapes in the little cub's hands, the melon-eaters in the live broadcast room were all stunned.How can you play with a small rope like this?
This is really something they can have at their fingertips!

Unlike other ancient earth cultures, what kind of ivory sculpture violated the animal rights protection law, and the chicken feather shuttlecock that violated the animal rights morality made the chickens bare their buttocks...

Basically, it’s just a matter of playing, it’s just a matter of directly polluting the galaxy and being exiled in the next second, or sending it away with a shuttle of laser bullets~
This tumbled rope looks so fun and so simple!

So not only the melon-eating people in the live broadcast room moved one after another, even the staff on the scene quietly started to turn up the flower rope in groups of two...

"Xing'er, can you show some animal ethics? Are you polite?"

Les was so angry that her hair exploded.

Xing'er tmd played with her with two hands and two pages of fish tail at the same time. Isn't this cheating? !

Les was so angry that she transformed directly!
There was no loud noise in the sky, but the tigress made a brilliant appearance!

The huge claws rubbed maliciously on the ground, making a rustling sound.

Xinger: ...

Why are you still engaging in threats of force?Can't afford it? !
But before he could say anything to beg for mercy, a fierce quarrel broke out next to him!

"I want to use my teeth! What's wrong! I don't have as many claws as you, so why can't I use my teeth!"

"My teeth are also a part of me, so I'm going to use them to twist the flower rope! You don't care about me, if you can, beat me to death!"

A black and white killer whale was lying on the spot cursing at the moment, and the red flower rope hanging on the teeth was a little messed up because of his non-stop output.

On the opposite side, Xiao Feijiu, who was in the same black and white pattern as him, stood there, but remained silent from beginning to end.

He just silently used his wings to pick up the flower ropes that fell from the opposite cliff, and then said.

"you lose."

"You fucking lose, I'm going to use this rope to tie you up now, you damn fat bitch!"

Looking at the chaotic scene, Miaomiao was a little at a loss, but then a big hand suddenly stretched out from beside her and lifted her up.

Then immediately, she felt a very familiar warm chair.

"Brother Lin~"

"I'm not very good at handling that parachute. Miaomiao, you are very good. Can you teach me how to do it?"

"Okay, okay, let me tell you about this parachute. It's actually very simple..."

Lin Zechen, who listened to the little cub sharing his experience of turning the flower rope with a serious face, smiled perfectly at the corner of his mouth.

There’s no faster way to win a cub’s heart than by praising it~
Those people are undoubtedly idiots.

From now on, they need to keep their cubs away from those idiots.

Stupidity is contagious.

Barrage:! ! !
Boss, why are you suddenly full of tea fragrance, full of tea flavor, and soaring to the sky? !

Come on, beast, help!

This boss has mutated!