After the funeral live broadcast, my paper shop exploded
Chapter 67 Not all jokes can be taken
Chapter 67 Not all jokes can be taken
"Sister Wang, this is my guest." Mrs. Zhou introduced a few people, and then mentioned to everyone that this nanny is a relative in her husband's hometown.
Oh~ Gu Ling understands, no wonder she looks at Lao Chen, the opposite sex, with vigilance.
It is estimated that there is something suspicious.
It seems that the relationship between this person and Mrs. Zhou is not very good. He actually expressed doubts so bluntly. To put it bluntly, a hired housekeeper...
"What are these people here for?" That sister Wang started again.
Gu Ling was followed by her for two steps, and she simply looked directly at the other party. She saw something, and couldn't help asking: "Have you raised the child?"
This question was asked to Mrs. Zhou.
"Ah, yes! My husband and I have been in test tubes for three years, and we had a child at the beginning of last year." Now Mrs. Zhou trusted Gu Ling even more, but she didn't mention the child.
"You child, you'd better find someone professional to take care of you or send you to regular nursery school." Gu Ling suggested, frowning as she spoke.
Even if she had seen the worst, she would still feel sick to her stomach because of the nanny's behavior.
"What do you mean? Are you a friend of Mrs. Zhou? Why haven't I met you?"
That sister Wang was still arguing, but Gu Ling had already got her mobile phone at hand: "Yes, I called the police, please go to 402, Building [-], xx Road Community, my wife and I are at her house, I opened the location, you guys Can be locked, I'm not lying."
Almost as soon as the word 402 came out, that sister Wang's eyes widened, and then she took two steps back and said that she was going to pour water.
Except for Mrs. Zhou who is probably used to the other party's disrespect, everyone else sensed something was wrong.
Gu Ling just called the police, why did Sister Wang suddenly stop chasing her?
There is a problem.
Gu Ling took a step forward and directly knocked the opponent out, no one could see what Gu Ling was doing.
"Yes, is it a kind of spell?" Old Chen Gan asked her in a hoarse voice.
Gu Ling shook her head: "Humans have many acupoints. As long as you find it correctly, you can defeat the enemy with one move when the opponent is relatively relaxed. But don't worry, she is just in a coma and will wake up in eight hours."
eight hours...
Xu Xinyi still needs to know more about Gu Ling, and ask, did she do something bad, right?
"Well, because of some ulterior motives, her behavior is also a little perverted. I don't know if your home is safe and secure, and whether there are any blind spots in surveillance. You can see the clues one by one."
But Mrs. Zhou just wanted to go to community 402 first: "Is my husband there?"
"Well, it's relatively close to the police station over there. When they find someone, they will definitely send it to us. If you go out at this time, won't it be troublesome when someone comes over to hand over it? Stay, you may need more Keep an eye on your child."
Although it can be seen that Mrs. Zhou loves her husband more and doesn't put much love into the test-tube child, but she doesn't pay much attention to that child now, and I'm afraid she will regret it later.
As soon as Mrs. Zhou went to the child's room, she let out a cry of surprise.
Xu Xinyi and Lao Chen chased after her quickly. Gu Ling picked up the nanny with one hand and threw it aside, looked in the direction of the backyard, walked over, pushed the door open, moved her nose, and stopped under a tree in the backyard .
Upstairs in the baby room, Mrs. Zhou was dumbfounded, watching how the baby in the swaddle, her baby, had changed from white and tender skin to an ugly child covered in white powder.
Although her love for her children is not as much as her husband's love, it is her and her husband's blood after all, and it has good genes from her and her husband, so she is very cute and cute.
Someone actually replaced her child under her nose!
Freed from the anxious worry about her husband, Mrs. Zhou, who became clear-headed, rushed downstairs with the child in her arms. Looking at the unconscious woman, she slapped her face several times in succession.
But the so-called Sister Wang still didn't show signs of waking up. Both Lao Chen and Xu Xinyi were thinking, guessing that Gu Ling said she would be in a coma for eight hours, and it would really last for eight hours. Gu Ling never exaggerated the matter itself.
"Why! Why! We gave her food, clothing and housing, paid back so much wages, and even helped her son pay a down payment for a house in the city, and we almost gave her a house. She and my husband are only distant relatives,
At that time, I cried and begged that as long as there was food to eat, the children could go to school and walk out of the deep mountains and old forests. What happened?How could she have the face to do such a thing! "
Xu Xinyi was very empathetic, and patted her on the back to comfort her. The child was awakened, and Lao Chen was afraid that the angry and sad woman would take it out on him, so he quickly hugged her.
But he was not very good at coaxing the child, and the child was crying.
"What about my child?" Mrs. Zhou also howled.
"You answer the phone first." Gu Ling walked in, carrying a bag in her hand, emitting a foul smell.
"What does this mean—" Who's calling at this time?
jingle bell~
Before Mrs. Zhou got the answer, the phone rang at home. She trotted over to answer it. She scolded something choked with sobs, and then walked to Gu Ling with a relieved expression on her face: "Thank you, my husband has been found, he Not dead, this time it was his trick again, he apologized to me... Oh yes, he told me to keep you no matter what, Master, if you don’t mind, just stay at our house for one night, he Say we can meet tomorrow."
Gu Ling glanced at the bag in her hand, and probably guessed that the other party didn't want Mrs. Zhou to know about it, so she nodded: "The villa is very good, I won't let it go, but you may have to cooperate with us in the villa tonight. Set something up."
"Oh, ok, you arrange it."
"Okay, then I'll go to the nearby garbage station to dispose of this thing first." Gu Ling pointed to the garbage on her hand.
"Where did this come from?"
"It is estimated that someone accidentally left it at the back door. Since we are invited, this is what we should do." Gu Ling left the villa, but she did not head for the garbage station all the way, but waited until a place where no one was watching. Throw out a paper figurine.
With the support of spiritual energy, the paper figurine swelled more and more, directly from flat to three-dimensional. After it was fully formed, it was found to be a huge and strong man, more than [-] meters tall, weighing at least [-] catties, with tangled muscles.
"Hammer it." Gu Ling threw out a metal box, which was the source of the stench.
There was a lock on the metal box, but Gu Ling used a secret method to simulate a key to open the door, but it was bounced open because of too much yang energy, and the box began to emit a foul smell.
Gu Ling was tricked, how could he make it easier.
The thought was just a flash, but in reality, the strong man who received the order raised his sand bowl-sized fist, "Bang!"
Once, do not break.
The strong man tilted his head in surprise, and even took a step back with his center of gravity before exerting his strength again.
"boom!"
Crack, cluck, the box couldn't stand the force any longer, and it shattered with a snap.
Satisfied, the strong paper man opened the metal box with his bare hands, revealing the contents inside.
Gu Ling pinched her nose and looked, and inside the box was: a piece, a finger?
(End of this chapter)
"Sister Wang, this is my guest." Mrs. Zhou introduced a few people, and then mentioned to everyone that this nanny is a relative in her husband's hometown.
Oh~ Gu Ling understands, no wonder she looks at Lao Chen, the opposite sex, with vigilance.
It is estimated that there is something suspicious.
It seems that the relationship between this person and Mrs. Zhou is not very good. He actually expressed doubts so bluntly. To put it bluntly, a hired housekeeper...
"What are these people here for?" That sister Wang started again.
Gu Ling was followed by her for two steps, and she simply looked directly at the other party. She saw something, and couldn't help asking: "Have you raised the child?"
This question was asked to Mrs. Zhou.
"Ah, yes! My husband and I have been in test tubes for three years, and we had a child at the beginning of last year." Now Mrs. Zhou trusted Gu Ling even more, but she didn't mention the child.
"You child, you'd better find someone professional to take care of you or send you to regular nursery school." Gu Ling suggested, frowning as she spoke.
Even if she had seen the worst, she would still feel sick to her stomach because of the nanny's behavior.
"What do you mean? Are you a friend of Mrs. Zhou? Why haven't I met you?"
That sister Wang was still arguing, but Gu Ling had already got her mobile phone at hand: "Yes, I called the police, please go to 402, Building [-], xx Road Community, my wife and I are at her house, I opened the location, you guys Can be locked, I'm not lying."
Almost as soon as the word 402 came out, that sister Wang's eyes widened, and then she took two steps back and said that she was going to pour water.
Except for Mrs. Zhou who is probably used to the other party's disrespect, everyone else sensed something was wrong.
Gu Ling just called the police, why did Sister Wang suddenly stop chasing her?
There is a problem.
Gu Ling took a step forward and directly knocked the opponent out, no one could see what Gu Ling was doing.
"Yes, is it a kind of spell?" Old Chen Gan asked her in a hoarse voice.
Gu Ling shook her head: "Humans have many acupoints. As long as you find it correctly, you can defeat the enemy with one move when the opponent is relatively relaxed. But don't worry, she is just in a coma and will wake up in eight hours."
eight hours...
Xu Xinyi still needs to know more about Gu Ling, and ask, did she do something bad, right?
"Well, because of some ulterior motives, her behavior is also a little perverted. I don't know if your home is safe and secure, and whether there are any blind spots in surveillance. You can see the clues one by one."
But Mrs. Zhou just wanted to go to community 402 first: "Is my husband there?"
"Well, it's relatively close to the police station over there. When they find someone, they will definitely send it to us. If you go out at this time, won't it be troublesome when someone comes over to hand over it? Stay, you may need more Keep an eye on your child."
Although it can be seen that Mrs. Zhou loves her husband more and doesn't put much love into the test-tube child, but she doesn't pay much attention to that child now, and I'm afraid she will regret it later.
As soon as Mrs. Zhou went to the child's room, she let out a cry of surprise.
Xu Xinyi and Lao Chen chased after her quickly. Gu Ling picked up the nanny with one hand and threw it aside, looked in the direction of the backyard, walked over, pushed the door open, moved her nose, and stopped under a tree in the backyard .
Upstairs in the baby room, Mrs. Zhou was dumbfounded, watching how the baby in the swaddle, her baby, had changed from white and tender skin to an ugly child covered in white powder.
Although her love for her children is not as much as her husband's love, it is her and her husband's blood after all, and it has good genes from her and her husband, so she is very cute and cute.
Someone actually replaced her child under her nose!
Freed from the anxious worry about her husband, Mrs. Zhou, who became clear-headed, rushed downstairs with the child in her arms. Looking at the unconscious woman, she slapped her face several times in succession.
But the so-called Sister Wang still didn't show signs of waking up. Both Lao Chen and Xu Xinyi were thinking, guessing that Gu Ling said she would be in a coma for eight hours, and it would really last for eight hours. Gu Ling never exaggerated the matter itself.
"Why! Why! We gave her food, clothing and housing, paid back so much wages, and even helped her son pay a down payment for a house in the city, and we almost gave her a house. She and my husband are only distant relatives,
At that time, I cried and begged that as long as there was food to eat, the children could go to school and walk out of the deep mountains and old forests. What happened?How could she have the face to do such a thing! "
Xu Xinyi was very empathetic, and patted her on the back to comfort her. The child was awakened, and Lao Chen was afraid that the angry and sad woman would take it out on him, so he quickly hugged her.
But he was not very good at coaxing the child, and the child was crying.
"What about my child?" Mrs. Zhou also howled.
"You answer the phone first." Gu Ling walked in, carrying a bag in her hand, emitting a foul smell.
"What does this mean—" Who's calling at this time?
jingle bell~
Before Mrs. Zhou got the answer, the phone rang at home. She trotted over to answer it. She scolded something choked with sobs, and then walked to Gu Ling with a relieved expression on her face: "Thank you, my husband has been found, he Not dead, this time it was his trick again, he apologized to me... Oh yes, he told me to keep you no matter what, Master, if you don’t mind, just stay at our house for one night, he Say we can meet tomorrow."
Gu Ling glanced at the bag in her hand, and probably guessed that the other party didn't want Mrs. Zhou to know about it, so she nodded: "The villa is very good, I won't let it go, but you may have to cooperate with us in the villa tonight. Set something up."
"Oh, ok, you arrange it."
"Okay, then I'll go to the nearby garbage station to dispose of this thing first." Gu Ling pointed to the garbage on her hand.
"Where did this come from?"
"It is estimated that someone accidentally left it at the back door. Since we are invited, this is what we should do." Gu Ling left the villa, but she did not head for the garbage station all the way, but waited until a place where no one was watching. Throw out a paper figurine.
With the support of spiritual energy, the paper figurine swelled more and more, directly from flat to three-dimensional. After it was fully formed, it was found to be a huge and strong man, more than [-] meters tall, weighing at least [-] catties, with tangled muscles.
"Hammer it." Gu Ling threw out a metal box, which was the source of the stench.
There was a lock on the metal box, but Gu Ling used a secret method to simulate a key to open the door, but it was bounced open because of too much yang energy, and the box began to emit a foul smell.
Gu Ling was tricked, how could he make it easier.
The thought was just a flash, but in reality, the strong man who received the order raised his sand bowl-sized fist, "Bang!"
Once, do not break.
The strong man tilted his head in surprise, and even took a step back with his center of gravity before exerting his strength again.
"boom!"
Crack, cluck, the box couldn't stand the force any longer, and it shattered with a snap.
Satisfied, the strong paper man opened the metal box with his bare hands, revealing the contents inside.
Gu Ling pinched her nose and looked, and inside the box was: a piece, a finger?
(End of this chapter)
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