After the funeral live broadcast, my paper shop exploded

Chapter 81 Inner Beauty

After Gu Ling knew the other party's birthday, she calculated it based on her appearance. "Well, your first relationship was an elder boyfriend who was more than three years older than you. He cared for you very much. Although you didn't reach the last step, you didn't feel that he was in love. Then you found out that he was with a boyfriend who was with you. The senior who looks alike but is very thin has a lot of connections, to put it bluntly, he is a backup, but he uses you as a backup."

The fat girl nodded repeatedly, her eyes were starry, she was very cute. "Yes, yes, the summary is too incisive."

Gu Ling continued: "The second relationship is a sunny boy. He is dating and never introduces you in front of friends. In the end, he said that you are just a younger sister. Right? You asked him why, and the other party said that he saw you with body hair, no? Xiangxiang girl?"

[I'm going, I'm going to die of anger, they all evolved from monkeys, who doesn't have body hair yet? ? ?He is a mediterranean boy with no hair. 】

[Stereotypes, girls are human too, some live a more delicate life, some just need to work, not everyone has the conditions and mood to be so delicate. 】

[Don't get excited, let me listen to the third paragraph, what a pervert, the first two are not top-notch, and I have seen such a man around me. 】

Gu Ling did not stop here: "The third person has a penchant for invisibility"

"Yes! When I was a big brother, I still thought that maybe boys like to be called my brother. I didn't expect him to play so abnormally. Once he even brought someone to play with him. I was nervous. I called the police before I said anything. Just kidding, that person didn't check his statement with him afterwards, and leaked that he posted her vest photo and face photo on the forum. I called the police, but there was no concrete evidence for this matter, and the person couldn't be found, and there was no surveillance. Just a verbal warning."

[So angry, when will morally related behaviors be recorded. 】

Gu Ling pinched a formula and made the final decision for the other party: "You have a good relationship, don't worry, the other party is polite, dedicated, brown, serious, and has noble moral qualities, and is a person who has contributed to society. The person who has only talked about a hand-in-hand relationship so far, you will meet in five years, how should I put it, it is still in the original packaging, factory settings."

"Wow, why did it take five years before we met? How can we wait for these five years?"

Looking at the other party's bulging cheeks, Gu Ling laughed: "Although you are destined to collide with sparks when you are about 30 years old, his address is only about 100 meters away from you."

"What?" The fat girl was stunned.

"Let me give you a hint, programmer, Wannian plaid shirt, 29, [-], black-rimmed glasses, and has a bad habit of hunched over when walking."

"! Wait, it sounds a bit wretched on the outside, but it's fine on the inside."

Gu Ling thought for a while, wondering if she was misled by netizens, and said: "The inner nature of 19 is not too bad."

There was a brief, deathly silence in the studio.

[Shop, store manager, please check quickly, there is no superman coming today. 】

[What did I hear! ! ! !Save your life, can this be said in a serious way? 】

【What, it means you are 19 years old inside? 】

[Upstairs, go to do homework. 】

After the fat girl came to her senses, she had a face like a peach, so cute that she could pinch water.

In the live broadcast room, someone directly confessed that she would fill in the vacancy of these five years.

The little chubby girl shook her head: "No, I want to find him, at worst, I've flirted with him for five years, and I will protect my marriage!"

The domineering little chubby girl gave Gu Ling a lot of gifts, which amounted to several thousand in total, and then she went down with a smile, probably going to find her little programmer brother.

【Wow, it's so sweet. Although the two of them haven't been together yet, my mind has already seen all kinds of oolongs, entanglements, and sweet entanglements after they met! 】

[Go write a novel, I support you. 】

[Okay, the third Lianmai person in the screenshot. 】Xu Xinyi ran out at the right time, and turned all the fans' topics in the live broadcast room to Shangmai.

The screenshot was successful, and Xu Xinyi took a moment.

There is no other reason, two IDs with almost the same screen name appeared.

A pink hair dryer called Pigman, and a pigman named Pink Hairdryer.

[Are you a couple? 】

[Not like, I think it's a best friend's name. 】

[Pigman, I know, what does the pink hair dryer mean? 】

[Reminder, jumping into the puddle, the one whose younger brother is George. 】

[Oh, oh, so that's the case, I know, these two must be fat, they are both pigs. 】

【…】

Gu Ling directly hugged the two of them up, and only accepted a gift of [-] yuan, and did not overcharge just because there were two of them.

Everyone was amazed, and said that they would also choose names like this in the future, so that they would be dragged down by one and only pay for one person.

On the screen of the live broadcast room, many people are forming teams to name their girlfriends and friends.

Anyway, that's how they are, and they should find wonderful ways to play in different situations.

The two people who were carried up were very beautiful, one was rock style, the other was pink girl style, they were both outstanding.

But as soon as it comes up, it smells like plastic girlfriends.

[Anchor, I want to know if the man I like now also likes me! 】This is the pink girl, probably also the pink hair dryer.

【Anchor, I also want to know if the man she likes really loves her! ] This rocker style is probably Pigman.

Gu Ling saw the faces of the two, and asked them if it was because they both liked that man?
There is no such display in the face, and the two will never react to each other because of this kind of thing.

【Anyway, I like him. He is rich, affectionate and handsome. I know some people will say that I am ugly. Ugly men are not necessarily reliable, so why not find a handsome one. 】The pink hair dryer immediately made a strong confession, announcing her orientation.

[You have nothing to explain why, I told you that he was just playing with you, asking you to share, but you didn't listen. 】The girl dressed in punk rock style was not happy, so she directly refuted her, the speed was very fast, like a college student debate competition.

The water friend in the live broadcast room said: [Sure enough, girlfriends are such creatures that always try to persuade them to divide and not to persuade them to make peace. 】

[Yes, because I bought a rotating universal makeup box for my girlfriend, she just listened to my best friend and separated from me. 】

【I also!I sell glowing glass balls with snowflakes in them. 】

[The two upstairs are really speechless. 】

Here, Gu Ling just watched the two girlfriends confront each other with each other, and even found out the usual trivial things.

Seeing that the two of them thought they would blow up after the mic connection this time, Gu Ling didn't see any signs of breaking up their relationship from their faces.

It seemed that it was just a verbal quarrel, but the hearts of the two were closely connected.

(End of this chapter)