Entertainment: Starting from the talk show contest

Chapter 56 Blatantly teasing the men's soccer team!You summed it up very well, don't sum it up next time!
Jiang Qin's system also kept sending reminders, and the popularity value has been rising steadily.

The hints for increasing the grievance value are few to almost none.

It seems that all online and offline audiences are disappointed with the men's football.Otherwise, as long as there are spectators who are complaining about the men's football, her system will show some reminders to get grievance points.

It's not like it is now. From the time she started speaking to the present, the total growth has only been a pitiful few points.

After a short pause, after the audience's discussion faded, Jiang Qin raised the microphone again and opened up the chatterbox.

She raised her voice slightly and her tone became more positive.

"Although the national football team always loses, in fact, they are not so useless. At least in one thing, they are still somewhat useful."

Hearing the sudden change in Jiang Qin's words, the audience in the audience felt a little bit dumbfounded.

Could it be that after talking for a long time, I want to feed everyone some chicken soup at the end, and persuade everyone to be tolerant of men's football?
It has been so many years, the patience of the audience has been exhausted, and the dignity that should be given to the men's football team has been given over and over again.

If you want to blame, you can only blame this group of people for not knowing how to cherish opportunities, and for not being self-motivated and self-respecting. Everything has been seen through by Huaxia fans.

To be tolerant to them is to disrespect your own mood and health.

Therefore, when hearing Jiang Qin's words, many people in the audience immediately jumped out to refute.

"Damn it if it works!"

"There are only side effects, and there is no positive effect."

"Yes, what positive effect can wine bags and rice bags have?"

"Probably as a foil, to foil the weak chicken teams like An Nanguo are not so weak."

However, there are also some more witty viewers. Based on their understanding of Jiang Qin in these few talk shows, they know that she must have something to say, and they look forward to her answer even more.

Jiang Qin looked serious and said seriously: "No matter how bad the national football team is, it once saved a person's life."

"During the World Cup qualifiers, it was broadcast everywhere, even in hospitals."

"In a hospital bed, there was a fan friend who was in a vegetative state due to a car accident. He has been lying in the hospital, and his relatives and friends can't wake up. The doctor also said that there is no hope..."

"Until one day, when the TV in the hospital broadcasted the qualifiers, when the Huaxia Men's Football Team played against Annan and lost 1:3, this friend just got up and turned off the TV."

Hearing Jiang Qin's description, that picture popped into the minds of the audience. They seemed to have seen with their own eyes the vegetative friend struggling to stand in front of the TV with stiff limbs, swearing and turning off the TV angrily. .

Thinking of this, the audience in the audience burst into laughter involuntarily.

"Hahahaha, I told you it's not that simple!"

"Haha. The vegetative people are awakened by the men's football."

"Since it's so irritating, why don't we consider launching the men's football team to the United States?"

"It is estimated that when I saw that scene, the coffin boards of the ancestors of the men's football team will almost be overwhelmed!"

"It's understandable, very understandable. When I saw the result of the game live, I wanted to smash the TV!"

"Hahaha, me too. At that time, I wondered why I couldn't figure it out so much. I insisted on using the most precious time in my life to watch a game that I knew would make me angry."

Sitting in the studio, the director and assistant director saw that everyone in the studio reacted very well through the monitoring screen, and the smiles on their faces never stopped.

Through the walkie-talkie, the director continued to order the on-site photographers to switch shots in an orderly manner.

"Camera No. [-], give Jiang Qin a close-up shot of his upper body."

In the footage transmitted by camera No. [-], Jiang Qin raised the microphone to his lips and continued speaking vigorously.

"It can be seen that everyone is eager to change the fate of the national football team."

"As for me, I also summed up the nine conditions for the national football team to select football players. As long as you can meet these conditions, your chances of being selected will definitely increase greatly. Please be sure to remember it carefully!"

The audience in the audience looked at Jiang Qin with wide eyes, not knowing which song this was singing again.Although everyone couldn't predict what she would say, they were still full of expectations.

Under the attention of the audience, Jiang Qin enunciated clearly and began to read the conditions she observed for being selected for the national football team one by one.

"Number one, you can't win."

"Second, you can't defend."

"Third, you can't pass the ball correctly."

"Fourth, you can't score goals."

"Fifth, you can't stop the ball well."

"Sixth, after losing, you have to cry in front of the audience."

"Seventh, you have to be good at putting the blame on other people and things, such as the environment, atmosphere, lawn, referees, weather, light and so on."

"Eighth, you have to save your energy during the game, and go to the nightclub to dance after the game."

"Ninth, you must insist on eating sea cucumbers."

From hearing the first selection criteria, every one of them surprised the audience.And when she uttered nine selection conditions in a row, the audience in the audience were all overwhelmed.

A large audience shouted in the audience: "I can!!"

"Choose me, choose me, I can too!"

"Hahaha, everyone can do it!"

"God insist on eating sea cucumbers! Hahahaha!"

"The Football Association said: The summary is very comprehensive, and it is not allowed to summarize it next time."

"Before Jiang Qin revealed the answer, I thought I couldn't do any of them, but after listening to her, I instantly burst into confidence! Let me go!"

"It's outrageous, but it's very real. Jiang Qin's talk show, as expected, you have to kneel down to watch it comfortably."

Everyone was gearing up one by one, as if they really saw the hope of entering the national football team.

Let’s just say that the current men’s football team, which one is not selected according to these conditions?Why can they enter, but they can't enter!

Looking at the obviously excited faces of the audience, Jiang Qin went on to say: "Although doing this does not mean that everyone can enter the national team 100%, but at least it increases the probability of being selected."

"I hope that when the national football team is selected, everyone will participate! The base is large, and one of you will always be selected."

"After being selected, how to play is up to you!"

At this point, Jiang Qin ended today's speech with a ninety-degree bow facing the audience.

The audience in the audience was still a little confused, didn't quite understand what it meant, and pondered over the last few words she said in their minds.

Suddenly, someone in the auditorium exclaimed: "Fuck! Why didn't I think of this method?!"

(End of this chapter)