Black Moonlight, after her robbery
Chapter 287 Naughty
Compared with the other three, Cui Guang, as Ti Zhen's direct teacher, almost had full say in her past behavior style.
At that time, many children from poor families came to Pingyang Academy to study. As one of the four elders, Cui Guang was a highly respected senior, but he was also the most stubborn and pedantic teacher among them.
Although these two points make people stay away from him, he also has the most officials under his name, which forces people to think hard about sending their children to be taught by him.
But even if a famous teacher produces a great disciple, Ti Zhen has been accustomed to freedom since he was a child, and he can't stand this restriction. Naturally, he never chooses Cui Guang, but wholeheartedly goes to Zhang Maorong, who is always easy to talk to.
But Father Shi and Uncle Huo agreed that since they came, they couldn't come in vain. They had to choose the best teacher to learn from them.
In this regard, Ti Zhen expressed his position: "Am I not human enough now?"
Father Shi said: "You are very good, but you can be better. From now on, listen carefully to Mr. Cui's teachings and don't be willful and become a shame in someone's teaching career."
The young masters and young ladies were all in their teens, and some of the families had contacts with each other, so they knew each other, not to mention being intimate, but at least familiar faces.
At that time, Ti Zhen used Shen Wangshu's mother's surname of "Xie". Although she didn't say it openly, everyone knew in private that she was the little cousin of the Shen family. Moreover, Ti Zhen was young and cheerful at the time, and it didn't take long for her to become a member of the same clan. The brothers and sisters mingled together.
Then, he started complaining that Cui Guang's rules were incredible.
There are more than 3000 prohibitions, which are simply inhumane. The stack is more than the palace regulations of the Wei Dynasty!
Someone said: "Why 'Don't walk fast, don't bring outside food inside, don't make noise, don't speak rudely, don't drink three cups of tea, don't laugh in class, don't let a third person hear your words...' Is this setting rules for people? ! Why do you even need to control your emotions accurately!"
Ti Zhen said: "What? You can't bring food in from outside?"
"No way..." Zhou Yishui said, "Your family won't prepare a bag of food for you, right?"
"..." Ti Zhen scratched his head depressedly, "It's not a baggage, but I brought it with me. Yesterday I bumped Lao Cui's head while eating..."
Everyone slapped their legs and took a breath, asking her what happened next.She said: "I was very generous. I handed the fruit to him and asked him if he wanted to try it. It was made in my small kitchen and it was delicious."
"Then you're done. When class starts today, he will definitely deal with you!"
Ti Zhen nodded in approval, "Yes, he told me the same thing, telling me to stand and listen to the class today. But..." She smiled proudly, "I ate so fast, he asked someone to search my baggage. People like you don’t even have any pulp left, hahaha!”
Before he finished speaking, everyone turned around and saw Cui Guang's aura shrouded in ice, and he glanced at them coldly.
Several people felt as if they had been poisoned and silently picked their seats and sat down, tacitly clearing up the desks around Ti Zhen.
Cui Guang said: "Xie Xiang."
"Have!"
"Let me ask you, there is an invasion by foreign enemies today, and the emperor needs to personally lead the expedition. There is no prince in the court, only two ministers. One of them has great achievements in shocking the Lord and is in charge of the imperial army, but they have both talents. The other one has insufficient prestige and weak ability. But he is a loyal person. How about leaving one person to guard the city?"
Ti Zhen did not answer immediately, but looked thoughtful. Everyone thought this question was too difficult for a child, but after thinking about it for a long time, she asked back:
"Doesn't this emperor have a queen?"
Cui Guang was a little impatient, "So what?"
She said: "Then the problem is solved. The emperor personally marches and the queen guards the city. It's okay to temporarily take charge of the government. Why leave the power to foreign ministers."
Cui Guangdao: "I have never heard of a queen ruling for the emperor. She is so sloppy and does not harm the country!"
"Why did you harm the country?"
"If a woman is in power, it is not allowed by nature, and if it is not allowed by nature, it is harming the country."
Ti Zhen frowned and said, "If God couldn't tolerate women, why did it create women? Men are the sky, women are the earth, and only the harmony of yin and yang can create the universe. The Son of Heaven personally conquers, and Mother Earth guards the city. Isn't this natural?"
Cui Guang's beard trembled and he shouted: "I don't know how high the sky is!"
Everyone was frightened by this loud shout.
Cui Guang suddenly turned around: "In government affairs, yin is in vain and yang is dominant. The yin master does not breed children in the harem, and the mother respects the world, but instead interferes in the affairs of the yang master. This puts the cart before the horse and ignores human relations!"
Ti Zhen chuckled: "It's not necessary to change the position of something that exists in both directions."
Cui Guang threw a book at her, and she dodged away without changing her expression. She continued: "Yu the Great also knew that blocking floods was the worst strategy and sparing them the best. Leaving the queen alone and using foreign ministers constituted a threat. , and this is not a bad idea." Cui Guang flew over with another book and said sternly: "Okay! Then I'll ask you again! How does a woman who has lived in the palace for a long time gain the support of the courtiers in a short period of time, so that she can secure the Golden Palace!"
Ti Zhen hid and said: "This is a bit difficult, I have to think slowly."
"You still want to think about it?!" Cui Guang was furious: "If you really want to come out, the Wei Dynasty will not be able to keep you! Get out!"
Ti Zhen didn't get what he wanted, so he quickly ran away before he regretted it.
She wandered around the school and felt bored, so she went to find Shen Wangshu. Perhaps it was still early and no one else was there, so she only saw a box of sparkling glitter on his desk, and thought it would be a good idea to decorate the drawing paper. , a whole box was taken away.
After Gou Gou painted for half a day, everyone finally found her at a pavilion after listening and learning.
Zhou Yishui laughed loudly: "Mei Xiang, ah sister Xiang! I admire you, he told you to get out, but you actually did it! Hahahaha..."
"He didn't understand it for a while after you went out. He was so green!"
Ti Zhen shuddered, "If he asks me to get out, then I will get out. I say 'get out' but my heart is asking him to stay. What's wrong? Do you men also say what you say and mean what you mean?!"
She happily smoothed out her painting. As expected, she used the powder and it sparkled in the sun. Even Shen Wangshu's painting was particularly artistic.
She lay down lazily with her legs crossed, and suddenly a big hand pulled her painting away.
"I asked you to go out, I thought you would restrain yourself, but I didn't expect that you didn't regret it, but you were still in the mood to draw here! And..."
What he also painted was the most proud disciple of their academy!
Cui Guang's goatee was so angry that he was about to tear the painting into pieces in a few seconds. With a tearing sound, there was only a "crack" sound——
The paper instantly ignited with blue-purple flames, and a sharp scream broke out among the colorful lights!
It was Old Man Cui whose beard was set on fire!
When he moved, the man jumped up and down like a monkey, far like a hot wheel, as if he was about to burn up the sky.
Probably because they had never seen Cui Guang lose his composure like this before, everyone was stunned for a moment, and it took a while before they shouted, "Help, help!"
By the time the fire was put out, the goatee had already turned into jagged rotten straw in the winter corn field.
Ugly...certainly extremely ugly.
Ti Zhen knelt on the ground and admitted his mistake. He actually felt that Cui Guang was about to cry when he looked in the mirror.
Zhou Yishui sighed repeatedly, "You can't touch the tiger's butt, but you dare to burn the old goat's beard. How did you do it? How did you do it? Suddenly, the sparks came!"
Ti Zhen was really innocent, "I don't know, I really don't know, I never thought about lighting his beard. I didn't mean to!"
"Is that intentional?"
"roll!"
It caused quite a stir, and Cui Guang was so angry that he had to ask Ti Zhen to copy the rules he had set ten times!It wasn't until Shen Wangshu mentioned the missing phosphorus powder on the table that the case was solved.
Cui Guang still feels his beard itching when he thinks about this incident!That was the goatee that he had grown for ten years. It had just been repaired, but it had been burned. Days and nights, his bald chin made him, an old man, always feel ashamed in front of his peers!
If it weren't for that girl's good grades, he would really want to kick this apprentice out!
He was holding this old grudge in his heart, and he couldn't help but care about it. Now when he heard the word "Xie Xiang", he wanted to come down and beat him up.
"..."
Wen Yu glared at him, obviously not realizing the effect of Ti Zhen's previous reminder to him. When he reacted, what greeted him was Cui Guang's words:
"Get him out! Get him out!"
He stood up in panic, even more confused.
Phosphorus powder has a low hot spot, about 40 degrees Celsius, and can burn as soon as it is exposed to the sun and generates heat due to friction.
At that time, many children from poor families came to Pingyang Academy to study. As one of the four elders, Cui Guang was a highly respected senior, but he was also the most stubborn and pedantic teacher among them.
Although these two points make people stay away from him, he also has the most officials under his name, which forces people to think hard about sending their children to be taught by him.
But even if a famous teacher produces a great disciple, Ti Zhen has been accustomed to freedom since he was a child, and he can't stand this restriction. Naturally, he never chooses Cui Guang, but wholeheartedly goes to Zhang Maorong, who is always easy to talk to.
But Father Shi and Uncle Huo agreed that since they came, they couldn't come in vain. They had to choose the best teacher to learn from them.
In this regard, Ti Zhen expressed his position: "Am I not human enough now?"
Father Shi said: "You are very good, but you can be better. From now on, listen carefully to Mr. Cui's teachings and don't be willful and become a shame in someone's teaching career."
The young masters and young ladies were all in their teens, and some of the families had contacts with each other, so they knew each other, not to mention being intimate, but at least familiar faces.
At that time, Ti Zhen used Shen Wangshu's mother's surname of "Xie". Although she didn't say it openly, everyone knew in private that she was the little cousin of the Shen family. Moreover, Ti Zhen was young and cheerful at the time, and it didn't take long for her to become a member of the same clan. The brothers and sisters mingled together.
Then, he started complaining that Cui Guang's rules were incredible.
There are more than 3000 prohibitions, which are simply inhumane. The stack is more than the palace regulations of the Wei Dynasty!
Someone said: "Why 'Don't walk fast, don't bring outside food inside, don't make noise, don't speak rudely, don't drink three cups of tea, don't laugh in class, don't let a third person hear your words...' Is this setting rules for people? ! Why do you even need to control your emotions accurately!"
Ti Zhen said: "What? You can't bring food in from outside?"
"No way..." Zhou Yishui said, "Your family won't prepare a bag of food for you, right?"
"..." Ti Zhen scratched his head depressedly, "It's not a baggage, but I brought it with me. Yesterday I bumped Lao Cui's head while eating..."
Everyone slapped their legs and took a breath, asking her what happened next.She said: "I was very generous. I handed the fruit to him and asked him if he wanted to try it. It was made in my small kitchen and it was delicious."
"Then you're done. When class starts today, he will definitely deal with you!"
Ti Zhen nodded in approval, "Yes, he told me the same thing, telling me to stand and listen to the class today. But..." She smiled proudly, "I ate so fast, he asked someone to search my baggage. People like you don’t even have any pulp left, hahaha!”
Before he finished speaking, everyone turned around and saw Cui Guang's aura shrouded in ice, and he glanced at them coldly.
Several people felt as if they had been poisoned and silently picked their seats and sat down, tacitly clearing up the desks around Ti Zhen.
Cui Guang said: "Xie Xiang."
"Have!"
"Let me ask you, there is an invasion by foreign enemies today, and the emperor needs to personally lead the expedition. There is no prince in the court, only two ministers. One of them has great achievements in shocking the Lord and is in charge of the imperial army, but they have both talents. The other one has insufficient prestige and weak ability. But he is a loyal person. How about leaving one person to guard the city?"
Ti Zhen did not answer immediately, but looked thoughtful. Everyone thought this question was too difficult for a child, but after thinking about it for a long time, she asked back:
"Doesn't this emperor have a queen?"
Cui Guang was a little impatient, "So what?"
She said: "Then the problem is solved. The emperor personally marches and the queen guards the city. It's okay to temporarily take charge of the government. Why leave the power to foreign ministers."
Cui Guangdao: "I have never heard of a queen ruling for the emperor. She is so sloppy and does not harm the country!"
"Why did you harm the country?"
"If a woman is in power, it is not allowed by nature, and if it is not allowed by nature, it is harming the country."
Ti Zhen frowned and said, "If God couldn't tolerate women, why did it create women? Men are the sky, women are the earth, and only the harmony of yin and yang can create the universe. The Son of Heaven personally conquers, and Mother Earth guards the city. Isn't this natural?"
Cui Guang's beard trembled and he shouted: "I don't know how high the sky is!"
Everyone was frightened by this loud shout.
Cui Guang suddenly turned around: "In government affairs, yin is in vain and yang is dominant. The yin master does not breed children in the harem, and the mother respects the world, but instead interferes in the affairs of the yang master. This puts the cart before the horse and ignores human relations!"
Ti Zhen chuckled: "It's not necessary to change the position of something that exists in both directions."
Cui Guang threw a book at her, and she dodged away without changing her expression. She continued: "Yu the Great also knew that blocking floods was the worst strategy and sparing them the best. Leaving the queen alone and using foreign ministers constituted a threat. , and this is not a bad idea." Cui Guang flew over with another book and said sternly: "Okay! Then I'll ask you again! How does a woman who has lived in the palace for a long time gain the support of the courtiers in a short period of time, so that she can secure the Golden Palace!"
Ti Zhen hid and said: "This is a bit difficult, I have to think slowly."
"You still want to think about it?!" Cui Guang was furious: "If you really want to come out, the Wei Dynasty will not be able to keep you! Get out!"
Ti Zhen didn't get what he wanted, so he quickly ran away before he regretted it.
She wandered around the school and felt bored, so she went to find Shen Wangshu. Perhaps it was still early and no one else was there, so she only saw a box of sparkling glitter on his desk, and thought it would be a good idea to decorate the drawing paper. , a whole box was taken away.
After Gou Gou painted for half a day, everyone finally found her at a pavilion after listening and learning.
Zhou Yishui laughed loudly: "Mei Xiang, ah sister Xiang! I admire you, he told you to get out, but you actually did it! Hahahaha..."
"He didn't understand it for a while after you went out. He was so green!"
Ti Zhen shuddered, "If he asks me to get out, then I will get out. I say 'get out' but my heart is asking him to stay. What's wrong? Do you men also say what you say and mean what you mean?!"
She happily smoothed out her painting. As expected, she used the powder and it sparkled in the sun. Even Shen Wangshu's painting was particularly artistic.
She lay down lazily with her legs crossed, and suddenly a big hand pulled her painting away.
"I asked you to go out, I thought you would restrain yourself, but I didn't expect that you didn't regret it, but you were still in the mood to draw here! And..."
What he also painted was the most proud disciple of their academy!
Cui Guang's goatee was so angry that he was about to tear the painting into pieces in a few seconds. With a tearing sound, there was only a "crack" sound——
The paper instantly ignited with blue-purple flames, and a sharp scream broke out among the colorful lights!
It was Old Man Cui whose beard was set on fire!
When he moved, the man jumped up and down like a monkey, far like a hot wheel, as if he was about to burn up the sky.
Probably because they had never seen Cui Guang lose his composure like this before, everyone was stunned for a moment, and it took a while before they shouted, "Help, help!"
By the time the fire was put out, the goatee had already turned into jagged rotten straw in the winter corn field.
Ugly...certainly extremely ugly.
Ti Zhen knelt on the ground and admitted his mistake. He actually felt that Cui Guang was about to cry when he looked in the mirror.
Zhou Yishui sighed repeatedly, "You can't touch the tiger's butt, but you dare to burn the old goat's beard. How did you do it? How did you do it? Suddenly, the sparks came!"
Ti Zhen was really innocent, "I don't know, I really don't know, I never thought about lighting his beard. I didn't mean to!"
"Is that intentional?"
"roll!"
It caused quite a stir, and Cui Guang was so angry that he had to ask Ti Zhen to copy the rules he had set ten times!It wasn't until Shen Wangshu mentioned the missing phosphorus powder on the table that the case was solved.
Cui Guang still feels his beard itching when he thinks about this incident!That was the goatee that he had grown for ten years. It had just been repaired, but it had been burned. Days and nights, his bald chin made him, an old man, always feel ashamed in front of his peers!
If it weren't for that girl's good grades, he would really want to kick this apprentice out!
He was holding this old grudge in his heart, and he couldn't help but care about it. Now when he heard the word "Xie Xiang", he wanted to come down and beat him up.
"..."
Wen Yu glared at him, obviously not realizing the effect of Ti Zhen's previous reminder to him. When he reacted, what greeted him was Cui Guang's words:
"Get him out! Get him out!"
He stood up in panic, even more confused.
Phosphorus powder has a low hot spot, about 40 degrees Celsius, and can burn as soon as it is exposed to the sun and generates heat due to friction.
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