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Chapter 31 The prince, the princess has been hung up for three days~

Lu Wen was dumbfounded when he heard such a passage. Was he misunderstood as a shit thief?

He is obviously cleaning!

"Grandma, please don't get excited, just listen to my explanation..."

"There is nothing to explain. If you don't ask, you are stealing. If it weren't for the good attitude of the old man with short hair in your program group, I would have to investigate everything I said yesterday!"

Grandma sat down angrily, sighing in her heart that the world has changed, and pig feces are being stolen!
Director Wang: "???" Are you talking about him?How did he become an old man with little hair!
Lu Wen was really speechless. After all, he did a good thing by mistake and was misunderstood like this?

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn’t have talked about it to get close, and now I regret it very much, very regretful!

He could only bite the bullet and perform under the indifference of a group of old grandparents, "I'll give you a song, which happens to be popular at the moment."

"The world isolated me and let him ridicule me, I just kept my silence, understand..."

Lu Wensang was extremely sad, but there was no reaction from the audience at all. The grandpas and grandmas all looked at him as if they were fools.

Lu Wen insisted that after singing, people are autistic, and he worked so hard to get no response?
"I really don't understand what this young man is babbling over there. He's not as good as my grandson."

"I also think that it can only be scored as zero at most."

The corner of Lu Wen's mouth twitched. What do you mean you can only score zero points at most?I thank you!It's so reluctant to score zero!

"Next one." Director Wang didn't look at it either. It's no wonder that people don't understand you singing pop songs in front of a group of grandparents.

"Director Wang, I see that this group of grandparents are not very friendly, they don't like to laugh, why don't we change the task."

Lin Tudou made a weak sound, the group of old men and women looked very unfriendly.

"Then you stress out their pigs and steal their excrement, how can you make them laugh at you?" Director Wang raised his forehead.

"..."

"Lin escapes to you."

Lin Tudou could only bite the bullet and perform a dance. His figure was graceful and his dance steps were graceful. Even without accompaniment, he was still beautiful.

Villagers: ←_←

"One point."

Lin Fang fled to the back.

Seeing that the situation was so bad, the rest of the guests didn't dare to go on stage, thinking that they would just abstain.

[Hahahaha, it's really embarrassing, these grandparents don't seem to be easy to talk to. 】

[Lin Dudang: I have exhausted all my life's knowledge, and I just barely knelt down while waving my hands. I really can't handle these villagers! 】

[The problem of embarrassing others has happened again, and my feet have dug out a dream castle on the ground. 】

"Next." Director Wang glanced at the guests hiding behind.

Everyone took a step back one after another, made a wish and walked out of the crowd.

"I want to tell you a story today. Once upon a time, there was a princess who was hanged on the city wall by the prince. She was beaten by wind, water and rain every day. Seeing that the princess was about to lose her strength, the servants asked the prince, "Do you want to let the princess go?" Have you guessed it?"

Wishing glanced at this group of villagers and deliberately sold it out.

"Of course you have to let it go, otherwise the princess will die."

"Why does the prince want to hang his concubine on the city wall?"

The originally indifferent villagers suddenly responded with curiosity and gossip.

"My rating..." Xu Yuan coughed lightly.

"That must be ten points, so hurry up and tell me what happened to the prince and princess later?"

Director Wang and the guests were shocked, is this okay?The villagers gave ten points to a bloody story.

Wishing continued: "While the lord was still hesitating to let go, another servant suddenly came outside the door to report: the lord and concubine are dead, this is the jade pendant that fell from her body, the lord took the jade pendant and smiled charmingly, I knew she stole it, and the story is over."

Villager: "?"

"That's it? Are you talking nonsense and perfunctory us?"

"Absolutely perfunctory!" Lu Wen was indignant, how could there be such a short bloody story.

"No, that's the story. Thank you, grandparents, for your kindness." Wishing and bowing, he went to the back to wait.

"I'm coming too, isn't it just to tell a story!" Gu Qian was instantly full of confidence.

Lin Fangfu regretted it a lot. If he knew it earlier, he would wait until the wishing performance was over before going up to perform, "Gu Qian, if you learn how to make wishes, you don't count!"

"Director Wang didn't say anything, so what you say doesn't count." Gu Qian only thought that Lin Fangdang's words were on deaf ears.

He stood upright, "Grandpas and grandmas, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a child who stole watermelons from a family, but he was caught by that family. Guess what this child will do?" end?"

"Okay, are you that bastard who stole my watermelon yesterday?"

"There was one less watermelon in my field this morning, maybe this brat stole it!"

"It must be zero points. Stealing melons is shameful!"

The villagers immediately reacted with excitement, and each voice was dissatisfied. Why is this young man like this? He is so big and still stealing melons?

Gu Qian was dumbfounded when he heard this, it was obviously something he did when he was a child, now he can't steal it no matter what!

"Quickly get off the stage and change people to perform!"

"Hahahaha." Lin Fangdang burst out laughing immediately, asking him to learn how to make a wish has not yet learned the essence, it really makes her laugh to death.

Gu Qian could only walk down the stage disheartened, Lu Wen leaned over, "Hey, you were the one who stole the story you told, what happened next?"

"When I was young and ignorant, I received two big competitions." Gu Qian was extremely sad.

"puff……"

The next one to go up was Chu Huai'an.

Chu Huai'an learned Gu Qian's lesson, and instead of telling a story, he recited a poem aloud: "The moonlight is bright in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground..."

"I heard my grandson read this!"

"My family has also learned it, and it was still No.1 in dictation before!"

"This guest is really cultured, let's give it nine points, one more point is afraid that he will be proud!"

Everyone: "???"

this is okay too?Just one-handed poetry, I learned it in elementary school!
They will too! ! !They will have more N songs!
"Xia Mingyue is here for you." Director Wang was also a little surprised. It seemed that Chu Huai'an was quite smart, and he actually knew how to use the poems learned by grandparents and grandchildren to capture people's hearts.

"Chu Huai'an, you are hiding something, you know you can pass the test by reciting poems, why didn't you tell us earlier?"

Gu Qian gritted his teeth and wrapped his arms around Chu Huai'an's neck.

"I didn't know at first, but I just heard the little boy next to me reciting, so a dead horse is a living horse doctor." Chu Huai'an said with a smile.

Xia Mingyue, who walked forward, pretended to be calm, so she walked with the same hands and feet without her noticing.

Everyone at the scene: "?" Can't you be so nervous?
(End of this chapter)