walking dead

"Come down, return the police!" Lin Tao patted Yang Xiaomei in his arms angrily. Yang Xiaomei's pretty face was pale and full of shock. After getting down, he just grabbed Lin Tao's coat and didn't let go, and his delicate body would shake slightly from time to time, obviously really frightened.

"Hey, little Taoist priest, what will happen if those talismans fall off? They won't hurt people, right?" Luo Rong was actually pretending to be calm. After all, anyone would be terrified when faced with such legendary weird things. The sharp dagger was pulled out by her for a while, and inserted back in for a while, which had already betrayed her nervousness at the moment.

"The talisman falls off or is destroyed and they are finished. It is useless to stick another talisman on it!" Jin Dazhuang smiled naively, and then said: "And in order to prevent the talisman from being blown off by the wind, I glued a double-sided talisman on the back of the talisman. Glue, make sure it is firm!"

"Da Zhuang, how many of these zombies can you control?" Lin Tao held Bai Shan in his arms and asked with great interest.

"These are the most common zombies. I can control up to twenty of them at a time, but if it's a bronze armored corpse, two is the limit. After all, my skill is still weak, and my master can drive fifty ordinary zombies at once. No problem!" Jin Dazhuang said with a smile. [

"Bronze armored corpse? Are there any more powerful zombies?" Lin Tao asked curiously.

"Of course there is. A corpse that has not rotted for hundreds of years can be refined into a bronze armor corpse, but it is basically difficult to find it now. Modern people are basically cremated. You have to go to some old pits and old tombs to find it. , if I meet a corpse that does not rot for a thousand years, my master can refine it into a more powerful silver armored corpse or golden armored corpse, hehe~ But even my master has never seen those things, just look at them in the museum I’ve been to some!” Jin Dazhuang truthfully replied.

"You don't belong to the corpse exorcism sect, do you?" Yang Xiaomei finally regained her composure at this time, hiding behind Lin Tao and poking her head to ask.

"Strictly speaking, we are indeed the exorcising corpse sect, but we are their branch. Our patriarch established our own sect 500 years ago, but now no one really wants to become a Taoist priest. Some of them are bluffers, so our sect is just me and my master!" Jin Dazhuang scratched his head in embarrassment and smiled shyly.

"Then what do you do for a living? There shouldn't be anyone hiring you to drive away corpses now, right?" Lin Tao frowned and asked.

"In fact, we refine zombies just to pass on the incense. My master never received the business of exorcising corpses decades ago. Now people use freezers to transport corpses, but we are Taoists, of course Taoists are I make a living by fortune-telling, and my master's name is Zhang Banxian, and fortune-telling is accurate!" Jin Dazhuang said with some pride.

"Then does he think there will be such a catastrophe in the world?" Yang Xiaomei asked with some dissatisfaction.

"Numerology is actually a very vague thing, and you can only grasp things in the general direction!" Jin Dazhuang frowned and thought for a while, and said: "My master said before that there must be a catastrophe that would affect the entire human race in the year before last." , but my master doesn't know exactly what it is, but my master has already sat down in the Taoist temple before the catastrophe comes!"

"Then let's see who can live the longest and who can live the shortest. You should know the face!" Yang Xiaomei asked with a smile, as if she wanted to make things difficult for this nagging little Taoist priest.

"That's fine, I've already graduated from the aspect of physiognomy!" Jin Dazhuang nodded without hesitation, and didn't look at Lin Tao and the others carefully, but pointed to the unconscious fat fifth child on the ground, and said, "He won't survive tonight... ..."

"Damn!" Yang Xiaomei immediately frowned and scolded: "Little Taoist, are you fooling us? Everyone knows that he won't survive tonight. When he wakes up and ask him a few words, even if we don't kill him, you will forgive him." Did you kill him?"

"I...I haven't finished yet!" Jin Dazhuang muttered aggrievedly, then hesitantly pointed at the female doctor who was squatting on the side crying secretly, and said, "Also... and Sister Chen, she... her face The sky is full of dead air, and I won't live long!"

The female doctor was taken aback by Jin Dazhuang's words, but she said with a sad smile: "Death is death. Is it better to be alive than to be dead now?"

"Sister Chen, look away!" Jin Dazhuang looked at the female doctor sadly, and then suddenly turned back to look at a middle-aged woman among the survivors. The woman's face turned pale from Jin Dazhuang's unspeakable expression, and she backed away in horror. Taking a step forward, he stammered and said, "You...you can't joke with auntie, I'm fine, what's going to happen?"

"I don't know!" Jin Dazhuang shook his head vigorously, and said, "But... But Auntie, the death aura on your face is as strong as that of Sister Chen. You know, we are the most accurate in seeing the death aura from corpses!"

The middle-aged woman suddenly lost her feet, and the few people behind her didn't support her, and she fell to the ground directly. She seemed to recall what Jin Dazhuang said when he showed them a picture before, those people were told by him that they died soon With one exception, everyone died unexpectedly. She seemed to have lost her soul at this moment, lying on the ground and muttering in her mouth: "How is it possible... How is this possible..."

"Hey, little Taoist priest, you haven't mentioned us yet!" Yang Xiaomei keenly noticed that none of the survivors refuted Jin Dazhuang's words. Sample?"

"Officer Yang..." Jin Dazhuang frowned and looked at Yang Xiaomei with a very strange expression. He tilted his head and looked at it for a long time before he said uncertainly, "According to the experience my master taught me, Officer Yang should be a woman. But Police Officer Yang is a female-looking male. It stands to reason that people like you are naturally charming. If you are a man, it is impossible to be a policeman. You should be a very famous star. Again and again, good luck, but it's just worrying about food and clothing, not the appearance of great wealth, Officer Yang... sorry for my poor eyesight, I really can't understand your appearance!"

Jin Dazhuang's words were quite old-fashioned, but his words made Yang Xiaomei dumbfounded. She didn't think that Jin Dazhuang had already seen that she was a woman, but that this kid really might have two brushes! [

"As for these few..." Jin Dazhuang cast his eyes on Luo Rong and the others, and said very confidently: "This military sister is lucky in both official and financial fortune, and she is full of evil spirits. An ordinary man can't be your husband-in-law at all. Simple Saying that I can't subdue you, if you force the union, you will die sooner or later, uh... sister, don't mind if I speak too bluntly, it's the trick of a charlatan!"

"Then what do you mean I can't marry for the rest of my life?" Luo Rong looked natural, but glanced at Lin Tao beside him.

"That's not true!" Jin Dazhuang shook his head and said, "You have to find a man who can restrain your evil spirit, and...and..."

"And what? If you have something to say, I won't beat you up!" Luo Rong said displeased.

"And judging from my sister's face...even if she is married, my sister is still a concubine, it is difficult to become a regular wife, but now the law prohibits three wives and four concubines, so... my sister may Be someone else's lover!" Jin Dazhuang said these words in embarrassment with a stiff smile on his face.

"Little Taoist..." Luo Rong's eyes narrowed completely, just when Jin Dazhuang thought she was going to lose his temper, Luo Rong said with a half-smile, "I'm beginning to believe that you have some skills!"

"If I'm not sure, I won't talk nonsense, or I will smash my master's signboard!" Jin Dazhuang said shyly, then turned his eyes to Laura, and then said with a smile: "This foreign sister, you The first half of your life was full of ups and downs. You lost your mother in the early years, and you probably lost your father recently. But your suffering is over. Since you lost this arm, your luck is about to change. As long as you don’t seek death, you should be fine for the rest of your life. I will live a peaceful life!"

"Thank you!" Laura, a Catholic, didn't seem to believe in these things, but thanked him very politely.

"The last sister..." Jin Dazhuang looked at the curious Bai Shan in Lin Tao's arms, scratched his head and said in embarrassment: "Sister, I will tell the truth, don't be angry!"

"Tell me, I'm curious!" Bai Shan nodded expectantly.

"Elder sister is also the face of her parents who died in her early years. Her career luck is very strong, and she can achieve success with a little effort, but in terms of feelings..." Jin Dazhuang hesitated to speak, and after deliberating for a long time, he said: "To be honest, my elder sister is a rich man. She is destined to be entangled with another man after marriage, and even brings disaster upon herself!"

Bai Shan's face paled fiercely, her delicate body twitched like an electric shock, she subconsciously jumped out of Lin Tao's arms, bit her lips and asked Jin Dazhuang: "Xiao Jin... then have I ever settled down?" ? You can’t be entangled for the rest of your life, can you?”

"Actually..." Jin Dazhuang gritted his teeth suddenly halfway through his words, looking at Lin Tao who was sitting on the chair, a trace of deep fear flashed through his eyes, and he said with difficulty: "Actually, I saw the relationship between you and Brother Lin. You can tell by the way that he is not my sister's husband, right? He shouldn't be the one who was entangled with you at all, but...but Brother Lin appeared, and I can no longer see my sister's life, it's too vague, too vague !"

"What? Is there something wrong with my husband?" Luo Rong walked up to Lin Tao nervously, looked directly at Jin Dazhuang, and said, "Little Taoist priest, show my husband carefully, don't make a mistake!"

Who knew that Jin Dazhuang didn't dare to look at Lin Tao at all, and when Yang Xiaomei urged him impatiently, he said with a sad face, "I... I dare not look!"

"What do you mean not daring to watch? Even if it's wrong, my husband won't kill you!" Luo Rong said displeasedly, frowning.

"Xiao Jin, you can talk whatever you want, and I can listen to whatever you want, so-called!" Lin Tao smiled indifferently. Although what the little Taoist priest said was very accurate, he knew that no one would be able to see his fate. He is Zhang Banxian's apprentice, even if Zhang Shenxian came, it would be of help. His fate was completely changed when he came to the world. To put it bluntly, his fate has long been out of the five elements.

Jin Dazhuang hesitated for a long time this time, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Lin...Brother Lin's face tells me that he should be a person who has been dead for a long time, let alone... at least it has been five or six years, and his whole body Surrounded by death, it is not much worse than a bronze armored corpse. I have seen a fierce ghost attached to a person once. The master said that it was a skinned ghost crawling out of hell. Brother Lin gave me the feeling... just like that Li Gui looks like a yyng, so I dare not look at it!"

"Damn, little Taoist priest, do you need to say that you are so scary? Are you a ghost? I think you are a cheating ghost!" Yang Xiaomei immediately snorted, but Luo Rong, who knew the truth, raised her brows, believing in her heart that this little Taoist priest is really real. It's not comparable to a third-rate liar. If the current Lin Tao hadn't come to the world, wouldn't he have died many years ago?

"I...I didn't lie!" Jin Dazhuang immediately felt aggrieved, and said in a low voice: "And...and Brother Lin's evil spirit is heavier than that of Sister Soldier, he...he must have killed many people, so that the innocent souls can't bear it. I dare not get close to him, so if you follow him, you will definitely not be haunted!"

"Brother Tao, I've always wanted to ask you, um...how many people have you killed?" Yang Xiaomei poked out half of her head from behind Lin Tao, and asked cautiously.

"Hehe~ It should be quite a lot!" Lin Tao gave an ambiguous answer, then stood up and looked at Jin Dazhuang, and said with a smile: "Xiao Jin, you are very good, you can be regarded as a master at reading pictures, but have you heard of it?" A formidable method called Defying the Heavens and Changing Fate?" [

"Change fate against the sky?" Jin Dazhuang's breath stopped for a moment, he looked at Lin Tao in disbelief, and said in great surprise: "Oh! No wonder, no wonder Brother Lin is still alive, you...you actually used Tongtian's The means have changed my life against the sky, no wonder I can't see your face!"

"Haha~ So a mountain is still as high as a mountain, and a friend of mine used to be able to use such a big trick!" Lin Tao made some nonsense, looking at the excited Jin Dazhuang, he and Luo Rong burst into laughter in their hearts After a day, Lin Tao didn't go to see Jin Dazhuang again, but walked slowly to the unconscious fifth child, kicked him playfully, and said, "My friend, I've been listening for a long time, but the ground is very cold, I don't plan to get up and talk to him." Shall we chat?"

"Grandpa, please forgive me..." Lao Wu, who had been lying on the ground pretending to be dead, suddenly got up, crawled up in front of Lin Tao with a bruised nose, knelt on the ground and cried, "Everyone... Grandpas and grandmas, please let go of your grandson. I was forced to spare my grandson's life, and I will be your cow and horse in the next life!"