walking dead

... It hurts, it really hurts!

"Uh..." Lin Tao felt like he was falling apart, even though he had strong willpower, he couldn't help but hum.

Slowly opening the eyelids that seemed to weigh a thousand catties, the first thing that caught the eye was a huge dog's head, the dog's head was covered with scabbed blood, and a long dog's tongue was touching Lin Tao's face It was a joy to lick it, and it kept making "pajipaji" saliva sounds.

"Go away, Michael, your mouth stinks!" Lin Tao weakly opened the hell three-headed dog with only one head left at this time, resisting the pain all over his body and sitting up, he felt the pain in his head It seemed that thirty helicopters were taking off at the same time, which made me dizzy.

"When is it Michael?" Lin Tao touched his head, wondering if he had hurt his head, but he actually asked the dog next to him. [

"It seems to be almost noon!" An unimaginable thing happened. The dog even spoke human words, and even spoke with an authentic American Texas accent. I saw it licking the drool from its mouth, which was very humane. He patted his stomach and said, "Master, I'm so hungry, I want to get something to eat first!"

Lin Tao took out a few scarlet capsules from his pocket, raised his head and swallowed them. He shook his head and said, "It's so fucking unpalatable... Are you okay now that you're missing a head?"

The red hound named Michael raised its hind paw as thick as an adult's arm, scratched the position where the other head was still there, shook the dog's head in a daze, and said with a full expression: " There seems to be no problem, I'm fine! It's just that I may lose a little advantage in future battles!"

"How are you? I thought you were dead last night!" Lin Tao said in wonder, rubbing his abdomen lightly.

"Haha~ That's a bitter trick, didn't you teach me that, that damned flaying ghost sent me there, I can only be beaten, if I don't sacrifice myself and pretend to be dead, those little bastards will definitely kill grandpa and me !" Michael looked very proud, wagging his tail there, he really looked like a dog.

Seemingly getting used to Michael's stinky fart, Lin Tonai shook his head, looked up at the strange surroundings, frowned and asked, "Where is this? Has the tide of corpses left?"

"Hey~ Master, if you don't tell me, I almost forgot. The tide of corpses attracted by those bastards last night was so fierce. If I didn't run away with you on my back, our master and servant would have become fertilizer in the jungle two mornings ago." !" Michael wagged his tail proudly, but said strangely: "But Master, I'm just wondering why those living corpses don't bite those vampires? Like shit!"

"I don't know either!" Lin Tao shook his head slowly. This is exactly what he couldn't figure out. Last night, the vampires walked calmly among the corpses, not only were they not attacked by any living corpses. , It also attracted a large number of living corpses to attack them frantically.

"By the way, master, I found something good on Glass's body, it should be our mission goal this time!" Michael's eyes lit up suddenly, and he opened his mouth happily and spat out a shiny gold watch, but His dog's face turned red immediately, and he said shyly: "No, no, this is the right one, hehe~ Glass is dead, his gold watch can't be wasted!"

As he spoke, Michael spit out another piece of shiny silver metal from his mouth. He held it in his mouth and handed it to Lin Tao with a charming smile. Lin Tao took it with a frown and looked carefully at the piece of metal. , The metal block is square, about the size of a delicate Rubik's Cube, but there are no gaps on it. Instead, it is replaced by black mysterious patterns engraved on the whole body, which looks a lot like some kind of tribal totem.

Lin Tao took the box in his hand and studied it for a long time, but he didn't find out why, but Michael couldn't wait to say: "Master, I'm almost hungry. Let me go get something to eat?"

"Go! I need to rest for a while to absorb the power of the medicine, but don't run far away, I have no ability to protect myself now!" Lin Tao put the box in his pocket after finishing speaking, and found a big tree to lean against and close his eyes Rest up.

Michael jumped out excitedly with a "whoosh", and after a while, he heard a lot of jumping and jumping in the forest, and the angry roar of wild beasts continued to sound, and half an hour later Michael dragged his head The brown bear with a height of two or three meters came back, but the most frightening thing was that the brown bear seemed to have just been knocked out, and it was still breathing hot air from its mouth.

Lin Tao opened one eye and saw that Michael dragged a whole bear back, and immediately scolded: "You dog, I told you to go hunting and you brought back a bear, can you eat it?"

Michael let go of the bear paw that made him salivate, turned his head and said aggrievedly: "Didn't I see that you were injured and wanted to get you something good to mend it? Bear bile can cure all diseases, otherwise I wouldn't have spent so much money on it." Are you trying to get such a big guy? Master, you must understand me!"

Lin Tao immediately rolled his big eyes, and said with contempt on his face: "Don't say that you are so loyal, I don't know you yet, and you asked me if there were any bears here before you arrived in Russia. Do you want to eat bear paws!"

Lin Tao told Michael that he was careful, so he had to smile stupidly with his mouth open: "Hey, isn't it all the same? Master, you eat bear bile and I eat bear's paw. Master and servant are blessed to share!"

"Don't be so damn righteous, it's alright, alright, I'll rest for a while and you'll deal with the bear!" Lin Tonai cursed, and had no choice but to continue to close his eyes and meditate.

"Haha, freshly baked bear paws!" Michael cheered, pounced on and bit off the main artery on the brown bear's neck, and the fainted brown bear only twitched a few times, and died without even humming. . [

Michael, whose mouth was full of blood, raised his head and took a sharp breath. His originally shriveled stomach immediately swelled several times, and a red flame more than two meters long spewed out from his mouth, covering the whole body of the brown bear almost instantly. After a while, the smell of barbecue came out from the brown bear's body.

More than an hour later, one person and one dog had a good meal, and the pills that Lin Tao swallowed earlier were obviously medicines that could cure injuries. Now Lin Tao can move around freely, but he is still relatively weak.

/>

Unable to bury the remains of his comrades-in-arms with his own hands, Lin Tao could only take out three cigarettes and light them, stick them in the sand, suppressed the grief in his heart, and respectfully bowed three times in the direction of their accident last night.

"Hey..." Michael let out a big belch, walked up unsteadily, picked his teeth with a shiny claw on the dog's paw, and asked lazily, "What should we do now?"

Lin Tao took out the military GPS that he carried with him, tried it, luckily it was not damaged in the battle, and after a little identification of the direction, he said: "We will walk fifty kilometers to the west, and someone will come to meet us there!"

"Oh, my god, my dog, there are still fifty kilometers left. I don't know if I have thin arms and legs, I am most afraid of walking?" Although Michael was reluctant, he had to shake it because he ate it. Qi Dabi's big belly, which turned into half a bear, followed Lin Tao. He didn't want to stay in the damn deep mountain forest and become a wild hell dog, even if there were delicious bear paws here.

……

"Master, can we go back this time without staying in that ghostly place in Texas? Then we can find a big house and raise hundreds of female poodles. Well, I actually like golden retrievers quite a lot. Although their pedigree is not very good, they don't have the cold arrogance of VIPs, but I don't want St. Bernard, I don't like big fat people, I like hot people, hehe~ Master, just find me some beauties Got it..."

Michael talked to himself and followed Lin Tao for several hours, like a machine gun, and never stopped. Fortunately, Lin Tao had already gotten used to it and ignored him even half a sentence, but suddenly, the words were rising. Caleb actually stopped talking, just stood there shaking his ears.

"What's the matter?" Lin Tao also stopped and looked at him, knowing that apart from food and bitches, the only things that could shut him up were enemies.

"A helicopter has just landed fifteen kilometers ahead. I don't know how many people are there!" Michael said in a serious tone with his head sideways.

Because the watch was broken during the battle, Lin Tao looked up at the sky, estimated the time in his heart, and said: "Looking at the direction, it should be the people who came to meet us, but how could it be five hours earlier...Forget it Alright, Michael, don't talk too much, and always pay attention to the movement around you!"

Michael nodded, and said with a playful smile: "Don't worry, wrap it on me, even if a fly flies past us, I will tell you whether it is male or female!"