walking dead

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The life in the spn villa is going on in an orderly manner, with mature and prudent people taking care of every joint, as long as everyone does a good job in production and occasionally goes out to search for supplies, the small days can be lived in harmony and prosperity As soon as the sun goes down, various spontaneous entertainment activities appear, such as singing, dancing, and open-air movies, which are almost daily programs. The more enthusiastic one is hosted by Wang Na, who was born in an art troupe.

"Report...report to the leader, I can't help it anymore!" Zhang Xu almost had a cramp in laughter, patted Meng Heizi, who looked like a monkey's butt with a swollen face, and said intermittently: "Brother, yes... I'm sorry , I found out about your scandal last night, I...I'm so fucking wanting to laugh! Hahaha..."

"What's going on?" Zhou Meng also poked his head curiously and asked.

"Heizi's buttocks were pressed... last night by a female policewoman, and he fell...in a septic tank in panic!" Zhang Xu wiped away the tears from his face, pointed at Meng Heizi and said, "You didn't See how sweet he is from top to bottom? The boss made a 'gu-dong' when he fell into the cesspit last night!"

"No way? Heizi, what wicked thing did you do last night? Let those tigress chase you and beat you up?" Zhou Meng's thirst for knowledge was so strong that he almost scratched his head and wanted to know the answer.

Meng Heizi was extremely aggrieved, his dark face, which was comparable to Zhou Meng's, almost turned purple, he finally slammed the table hard, and scolded angrily: "Damn, you cheated on my wife and my friend last night!" I was on a date in the woods, and I was taking off my pants to have a good time. Suddenly, a group of female policemen appeared and shouted at me with flashlights. I jumped up and ran out of the woods, and it turned out...it was too dark, I stepped on the ground and fell...into the fucking septic tank!"

"Wahhahaha..." Almost everyone burst out laughing, even Lin Tao couldn't help laughing, Meng Heizi saw that he had done such bad things a lot before, and he had formed a conditioned reflex.

"Huh? Isn't that right?" Meng Heizi scratched his head and looked at Zhang Xu suspiciously, and asked strangely, "How did you know that I fell into the cesspool with a plop? Those little policewomen later saw that I was covered all over. It's shit, I ran away after scolding me a few words, it seems like no one else knows, right?"

"You think you're the only one meeting in the woods?" Zhang Xu curled his lips in disdain, shook his head and said triumphantly: "You don't know that the small forest by the mountain has become a holy place for cheating? Tell you, last night the policewoman At first, at least a dozen pairs of male and female trousers ran away without wearing them. I was not far away from you at that time. I saw you put your best friend on a tree to be happy, and your best friend screamed, can you? Call the police? In the end, I saw with your own eyes that your foot fell into the ground and your head fell into a cesspool. Damn~ that shit is flying all over the sky!"

"Ah? Then you...then you didn't run away?" Meng Heizi scratched his head depressedly and asked, "It's okay to be caught by the policewoman, but if it's not my wife, I will be told at home. Aren't you afraid?"

"Cut~ You guys are either single girls or other people's wives. I'm afraid of shit? Brother, I played a three-person battle in the woods last night, but those two women are my own wives. Look at the policewoman. So what if it comes to me? There is no law in our villa that forbids you to play 3P with your wife in the woods, right?"

Zhang Xubi proudly crossed his legs. Seeing that others were still puzzled, he coughed and said in embarrassment: "Of course, the main reason for going to the woods is to have fun, just like this classmate Meng Heizi, last night The tricks are very vigorous, and the live performance skills are quite good, so I took my two little wives to watch it sincerely, hehe~ It’s free to watch the movie!”