walking dead

"Malego forced it! Whoever didn't pull his crotch properly released you self-righteous sons of bitches. I've been staring at you stupid. I've been forcing you for several days. If I don't beat you up today! Out of the body, the two Buddhas ascended to heaven, I am your father..."

With a roar of anger, a man with a rifle strode out from the crowd. This man was not the notorious Zhang Ertiao of Jindian Villa, nor was he the "fake and honest" Meng Heizi, but the number one figure of Jindian Villa's anti-espionage agency. , the head of the East Factory - Mark!

Mark is also a foreigner, his sharp-edged face is much more handsome than those vampires, but his dirty words are not only a Chinese national curse, but also his words are round and round, without even a foreign accent, which makes some vampires The foreigner scolded all in a daze, and it took him a long time to realize that Mark's whole sentence was swearing.

Mark hangs out with Zhang Xu and his group of hooligans every day. This senior agent of MI[-] is also unavoidably exposed to many bad habits. Pointing the gun at the leading foreigner from a distance, he said arrogantly: "Grandson, if you are sensible, you should surrender obediently and stop making unnecessary resistance. Grandpa will leave you a whole body!"

"Hmph~ Do you really think we are finished?" Seeing that we were surrounded, the foreigner in the lead stopped avoiding, slowly stood up from the ground, and said disdainfully: "Although your bullets can hurt us, you are sure that your bullets will kill us." Can you catch up with our speed? The only one who can keep us here is Lin Tao, but he is not here now, what else can you do to stop us? It is easy for us to leave here! By the way, you ladies and gentlemen Have you protected them? I have long wanted to taste them, hehehe~"

"Don't be so fucking wordy. If you want to die, just let it go!" Mark raised his head proudly, patted the rifle in his hand and said, "The owner left us with only a few special bullets, just over 1000 rounds. Let me shoot together, but you can show me how you escaped in the hail of bullets, even if you all turn into flies today, I will shoot your dog legs off!"

"Jie Jie...then we'll wait and see!" The foreigner gave a strange laugh. Under the eyes of everyone, he suddenly opened his arms, and only heard a "chuck", and the clothes on his back were ripped open, and a pair of horrified His black wings suddenly spread out from behind him. They were a pair of bat-like hairless bone wings, but they were so huge that they almost covered the entire road. Moreover, the three golden dark lines on the wings represented the His identity as the earl of the blood clan, his strength is extraordinary.

"Poor humans, our noble blood race is the ruler of the whole world, as long as there is a sky, we can fly to our heart's content, you are the ones who angered us tonight, we will spread fear over every inch of the land here , you are waiting to bear the wrath from the blood race!"

The leading foreigner really showed his terrifying side, his wings covered the sky and his fangs were shining, and the subordinates he brought were not far behind, and they showed their true colors with a roar, like two crawling out of hell Scary demons, and the ordinary people who saw this situation were all terrified, and they couldn't help but backed up a few steps, but Mark, who was standing in front of the crowd, smiled strangely at this time, full of gloating .

"Die, idiot..."

There was a loud shout, accompanied by two black objects, which smashed into the faces of the two vampires from the roof like lightning. The vampire count who was standing in the road snorted coldly, and looked at the two balls of unrecognizable blood with great contempt. In the eyes of ordinary people, the speed of the unthinking thing is absolutely fast enough, but in the eyes of the vampires who are good at speed, they are like crawling like turtles. Both vampires sneered and waved their hands casually. The black object that flew towards the eyes was torn apart.

With a sound of "Hula", something unexpected happened. The two black objects were neither offensive weapons nor grenade bombs. They were just two ordinary black plastic bags. They are all much more common, without any lethality, but when it comes to the degree of malignancy, they are absolutely second to none. Those yellow, smelly things are called Renzhonghuang in Chinese medicine, but they have a more popular name-stool!

As soon as the plastic bag was torn, the excrement water in the bag was poured into two vampires, with their heads and faces mixed in with the villain's specialty, and the freshly baked aunt was also mixed in. The two vampires were just flapping their wings and preparing to rise to the sky All the vampires were taken aback...

In the next second, after they tasted the taste clearly in their mouths, coupled with the incomparably stench, the two vampires in their prime seemed to have drunk the most powerful concentrated dichlorvos. Zhong fell straight upside down, hit the ground without even feeling dizzy, and vomited completely dizzy as soon as he lay on the ground.

"Both feces and menstrual blood are used to exorcise ghosts. They have no mana now. Come on, brothers, beat these monsters to death..."

I don't know who yelled such an absurd voice in the crowd, the passion of the crowd burst out all of a sudden, rushing towards the two vampires who almost spit out yellow bile, countless sticks, and countless pairs of stinky feet , fell on them like raindrops, and there were not many good birds in the villa, so the ruthless hands were absolutely insidious. A group of women who had been watching the excitement were also excitedly mixed in, and their little feet in high heels were desperately hitting the vampires. Greeted fiercely on the crotch, only heard a few muffled "pops", the egg shattered to the ground, the vampires even changed their screams, and they were infinitely close to the eunuch with a sissy voice.

"Haha... I just said that this trick works. The ghost exorcising trick passed down by the ancestors is really sharp. If the black dog can't be found, they will be finished if the black dog's blood is poured on them!"

Meng Heizi jumped down from the roof very excitedly. The invincible biochemical weapon of Auntie Stool was a bad idea he came up with. Seeing that the two poor vampires on the ground had been stamped into meat paste, Meng Heizi shouted loudly: " Which bitch still has a big aunt? Make some for the one in the house to try too!"

"I have, I have, I just came here at night, it's hot..." A tough woman rushed out from the crowd, and saw her bend down violently to take out her crotch, and held up a bloody sanitary napkin for her After holding it in his hand, Xing hurriedly ran to Meng Heizi and shouted: "Brother Hei, use me to smash that little mother's son to death, let them know how powerful the women in our villa are, here it is!"

As he said that, a few more women generously donated their sanitary napkins. Meng Heizi didn't dare to take them with his hands, so he found a plastic bag to catch them all, but he pulled down the chain of his trousers and held them in front of everyone. So he poured some piss into it. After finishing the work, Meng Heizi shook the plastic bag in his hand with a face full of satisfaction. He smelled the disgusting smell from inside. Xia Lan's hut shouted loudly: "Bat spirit, you are the only monster left now, and it is useless to hide. You should get out and taste the fine wine that grandpa specially brewed for you!"

"Hei... Master Hei, don't accidentally hurt me, I'm inside too..."

In front of the shattered window of the hut, a man with a pale face tremblingly stood up. He raised his hands, and a big, skinny and pale hand was firmly stuck around his neck, but he couldn't see his figure, and he was trembling He said to Meng Heizi: "He... He took Xia Lan as a hostage, and he asked me to tell you that if you dare to come over, he will tear up your ticket, but I am innocent, please help me!"

"Bah~ Zhang Haichen, you bastard-eyed rabbit master, if you were innocent, even an old sow would be able to climb a fucking tree!"

Meng Heizi spat heavily at Zhang Haichen, almost spitting on his face, and at this time Zhu Wei, who was in the crowd, also came up with a rifle, and said very jokingly: "Zhang Haichen, Zhang Haichen, I will I don’t get it, you can even sell me chrysanthemums, how could you have the courage to betray my brother-in-law? Brother Mark is very clear about your recent actions, you are all going for the seeds of ginseng fruit, see For the sake of our classmates, you still persuade that winged monster to swear a poisonous oath not to come to us, and we will let you go together, or let him also taste shit and urine taste!"

"Okay, I advise..." Zhang Haichen nodded hurriedly, turned his face away stiffly, and muttered something in English to the people around him, but after a while, he looked at Zhu Wei with sweat profusely They stammered and said: "Viscount Rick said that if you want...you can let him go, but you have to hand over the ginseng fruit seeds too!"

"Fantasy! If you make him dare to talk nonsense again, I will take the blame for you. It's not the owner's wife who he caught. I'm afraid of him!" Meng Heizi shook his face and slapped his hands. Then he snatched the bazooka from a soldier, carried it on his shoulder and pointed it at the hut in front of him fiercely. Zhang Haichen screamed in horror. If the vampire was not still stuck on his neck, this wimp would have collapsed long ago. .

"Heizi..." Mark on the side hurried up to hold him down, and whispered to him, "Xia Lan is the owner's ex-girlfriend, and we don't know what's going on. If they still have something to do with each other, they kill us." It's not easy to explain!"

"Damn! What should we do then?" Meng Heizi was stunned after thinking about it, scratching his head in irritability and said, "It's such a trouble, and the owner is not at home now, so I can't ask him if he still likes that woman, as I said The owner definitely doesn't want her anymore, Xiaowei played her like a dog back then, didn't the owner lose his temper!"

"Then we can't take risks. The owner is a very nostalgic person. It's not like you don't know it. Otherwise, I would have discovered Xia Lan's actions. If I don't arrest her, I just want to wait for the owner to come back to deal with it!" Although Mark also felt that the matter was very serious. Tricky, but shook his head resolutely.