walking dead

Zhang Xu's personality is a bit like a treasure, with him around, everyone ate happily this meal, even Bai Ru, who has always ate very dignifiedly, smiled from time to time when he was teased by his gossip, which shows this guy's skill in playing tricks .

"I said Zhang Dahuyou, you are too good at breaking things, right? There are still times when living corpses are scared?" Jiaojiao held the job bowl in both hands, but looked at him with big eyes full of disdain, and said to Zhang Xu just said The story doesn't believe it at all.

"It's the real sister. That woman was disfigured before. She wore a big mask and sunglasses all day long. We don't know what her real face looks like. Once we suddenly encountered a living corpse, and she took off the mask in panic. Well, the living corpse had already jumped on her, but when she saw her face, she was immediately frightened and stupid. She didn't even eat the person, and ran away yelling. You said that the woman's face How terrifying is it, I just saw half of her face, and I almost spit out the last night's meal!" Zhang Xu was spitting and flying, while making exaggerated movements with his hands.

"You can blow it up!" Jiaojiao gave Zhang Xu a blank look, then leaned back and drank the broth in the bowl.

"I really didn't lie to you. Although the woman is dead now, there are many people who can testify at that time!" Zhang Xu was a little anxious, and shouted with injustice on his face. [

"Zhang Xu..." Lin Tao lit a cigarette and looked at Zhang Xu, and said seriously: "The living corpse should not be frightened by the woman's appearance, but mistook her for another high-level living creature." Corpse, that's why I was scared away!"

"A high-level living corpse? Could there be such an ugly living corpse?" Zhang Xu was stunned, and put down the wine glass in his hand unexpectedly, while the others also gave up making fun of him, and all looked at Lin Tao seriously.

"Yes!" Lin Tao nodded earnestly, and said slowly: "There is a kind of female living corpse, we call it 'resentful woman', this kind of living corpse must have a lot of resentment, and has been in direct contact with The source of infection, once the corpse transforms, she will become very scary, and they are different from ordinary living corpses, which will rot and lose their hair. Except for a horrible face, they almost maintain the original human appearance, But although they are scary, they don't take the initiative to attack humans, but if you provoke her, let alone you, even I will be finished!"

"Who would provoke her after seeing that terrifying face? I'm almost crazy!" Zhang Xu swallowed, shaking his head hastily.

"Then what would you do if you saw a girl with a beautiful body but a very tight body crying on the ground in the wilderness?" Lin Tao smiled slightly and looked at Zhang Xu.

"Should...should go up and ask her what's wrong?" Zhang Xu blinked and replied subconsciously.

"That's it!" Lin Tao spread his hands, and said naively: "If I tell you that she is a resentful girl, will you regret it so much that you cut off your own tongue?"

"Huh? That thing still pretends to cry to win sympathy?" Zhang Xu was even more shocked, and looked at Lin Tao in disbelief.

"She's not trying to win sympathy, that's what resentful girls are like. When they're not getting mad, they cover their faces and cry almost all the time!" Lin Tao also sighed rather helplessly, and said solemnly to everyone : "You must remember what I said, if one day you see this kind of weird woman squatting there crying, you must not be moved by curiosity or compassion, it will not only kill yourself , will also harm everyone, even...including all the living corpses around you!"

Hearing Lin Tao's words, everyone nodded quickly with green faces. After all, a woman with disheveled hair was squatting in the wilderness and crying. That scene was terrifying enough just to think about it, and the resentful woman didn't even let her own people go. However, who dares to go up!

"Ah~ eat and drink enough, sisters, let me listen to you, little brother!"

Zhang Xu was so full of wine and food, he hurriedly took out a black Apple mobile phone from his trouser pocket, which was the most popular iPhone [-] before the end of the world, and he fiddled with it a few times. Immediately, melodious music came from the mobile phone. Zhang Xu put the mobile phone on the table and said to the girls with a smile: "There are not many songs, so let's just make do with it. The effect of this speaker is pretty good!"

"Huh? You didn't drive here. Where did you charge your phone?" Jiaojiao curiously picked up Zhang Xu's phone and fiddled with it. Electric appliances have long since become top treasures. !

"Sister, there seems to be something called a solar charger in this world. As long as you are not too lucky, you can still find a lot of them in some mobile phone shops or on the car!" Zhang Xu Meimei twitched Holding a Chinese, said proudly.

"Ah! You you you...why are you so obscene? Why are all the pictures of naked women in bed on your phone?" Jiaojiao who was flipping through her phone suddenly let out an exclamation. Although her words were contemptuous, her eyes were The boss opened wide, and excitedly flipped through one after another.

"Please, can you talk about me after seeing the male protagonist clearly? That person is the son of the boss I killed. This is his mobile phone!" Zhang Xu didn't care if he was called obscene, but Nai rolled his eyes. That's all.

"Huh? Sure enough, it's not you, but this person looks quite handsome, how come his tricks are so perverted? Haha~ and the one with a man... Uh? Sister Ru, come and take a look, This, this..." Jiaojiao suddenly raised her phone, slapped the table excitedly and yelled, her expression was as fresh as discovering a new world.

"Jiaojiao, are you enough? Tell me to see such a disgusting thing!" Bai Ru, who was packing her things, frowned displeasedly, and looked at Jiaojiao rather helplessly.

"No, no, I didn't ask you to see the nude photos! It's the above two people, you know the man and the woman, come and take a look!" Jiaojiao excitedly handed the phone to Bai Ru, and pointed at the phone with a look of surprise. Photos shown. [

"What? I know you?" Bai Ru was stunned for a moment, and hesitantly picked up the phone to look at it, but the next moment her expression changed suddenly, she quickly threw the phone back, folded her arms in disgust and cursed: "Don't Mention them to me, it's disgusting that they can do such a dirty thing!"

Seeing the sullen expression on the usually calm Bai Ru, Lin Tao looked at the table curiously, and saw that the photo displayed on the phone was a very hot and passionate photo. The protagonists in it were two men and a woman, and a handsome-looking The man was naked, standing by the bed with a proud face. Under his legs, there were two naked men and women kneeling. Both men and women had flushed faces, and they were licking a dirty object together with great effort. , and the man in the middle smiled evilly, pressing their heads tightly with his hands, with an extremely satisfied expression.

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"Is it your friend?" Lin Tao looked at Bai Ru and asked with some uncertainty.

"Barely know each other!" Bai Ru bit her lip and nodded with a complicated expression.

"Mr. Lin!" After flipping through the hotter and more exciting photos in the back, Jiaojiao immediately lay down on the table excitedly, and said very gossipally, "The man's name is Shao Ming, and he is Sister Ru's former rumored boyfriend. A well-known actor in China, what is it called "Furong Loves Me Again" is the starring role. The story between him and Sister Ru was very popular. And this woman, Ding Feifei, is a small singer. ... She was a third party who stole Shao Ming from Sister Ru abruptly! Is that so? Sister Ru!"

"Of course that's not the case!" Bai Ru looked at Jiaojiao angrily, and said angrily, "Don't you know about the entertainment industry? Shao Ming was popular with our company back then, and the company arranged for me to have some scandals with him." , to increase his popularity, so we deliberately took some ambiguous photos for those reporters. As for Ding Feifei, it was something Shao Ming made on his own initiative when he saw that the topic of scandals was going to cool down. For this matter , I almost fell out with him!"

"Oh? So that's the case! I said that Sister Ru's ability is not so bad, she can be robbed of a man by that kind of breast-brained woman!" Jiaojiao nodded in a daze, and then looked at Zhang Xu excitedly , asked: "Hey! Big Fudge, is that Shao Ming in your gathering place? Is he dead?"

"That little boy who sells chrysanthemums!" Zhang Xu said with a disdainful cigarette butt in his hand, "They seemed to be filming some kind of movie, and it happened to be filming near our gathering place. When the disaster broke out, their entire crew hid I went there, but don't look at that little boy who has played a few tough guys, but he is the softest softie. He never dared to go out to find food, and he didn't even take half a step out of the gate. Fortunately, the gathering place There are also many men with sexual orientation problems, otherwise he would have starved to death. He is now either selling his own chrysanthemums, or relying on her women to sell meat to earn food, but they are both somewhat famous stars, like The dead ghost I killed just likes to order their couple's double flight, so there are quite a lot of people who patronize their business, and they won't starve to death!"

"Damn, are you so cowardly? It's a shame that I liked him for a long time because of his role in "Heroes of Doom". It really blinded my eyes!" Jiaojiao immediately curled her lips in contempt, and her whole body was covered with goosebumps. pimple.

"Haha~ If you don't like seeing him, wait until you have a chance to see him. I'll let him lick your feet. He is famous in our area for 'cleaning athlete's foot once'. No matter you have sweaty or smelly feet, He definitely licked the two ham sausages clean, many people's beriberi have been licked by his saliva for many years!" Zhang Xu laughed loudly.

"Oh my God? So cheap!" Jiaojiao shook her head in disgust, pointed at her little feet and said disdainfully, "I don't want him to lick my aunt's beautiful feet, so I'm taking advantage of him!"

(Shao Ming! A man in a suit arranged by the book friend vp, the little devil, please do a spoof, please don't mind!)