Doom Roar
029 weird
"By the way, uncle, why are you here?"
Women are indeed the most gossip creatures in the world. Even the pocket-sized childhood version has this instinct. Not long after she calmed down, the little girl Tang Guo began to inquire about Xu Mo's details.
"Because of some misunderstandings, it's a long story..." Xu Mo Nai sighed, but he didn't intend to go into details, after all, peeping into the women's bathroom is not a good reputation. "Let's not talk about this, what about you? Why were you brought here too?"
"Hey... because I didn't pay for a box of chocolates from the supermarket on the first floor." Tang Guo smiled a little shyly, and there was actually a little pride in her expression, and she didn't know what she was proud of.
take?Isn't that stealing?This girl is really evasive when speaking... [
But looking at the dress of this little girl, Tang Guo, although she may not be rich and powerful, she doesn't look like a child from a poor family. A box of chocolates is not worth much, and she would come to the supermarket to steal it. incomprehensible.
"Why did you take the chocolate?" Xu Mo deliberately didn't dare to use the word "steal". After all, he felt that Tang Guo was still young, and it would be too cruel to directly classify her behavior as a crime.
"Because I don't have any money with me!"
The girl's answer was surprisingly simple, but what's with this confident attitude?
But this little Tang Guo is still underage, presumably the security guards in the shopping mall wouldn't make things difficult for her, and Xu Mo stopped chatting with her, went to the wall and opened the door again to implement the escape plan.
Seeing Xu Mo climbed onto the stage, Tang Guo became anxious. He ran over and grabbed Xu Mo's arm and pulled it back: "Hey! Uncle! This is the third floor! Are you dying?"
"Let go of me first, the third floor is not very high, so it's so easy to die..." Xu Mo was a little bit dumbfounded, although this little girl spoke a little unpleasantly, but she was warm-hearted.
"Nothing is absolute. I mean what if... what if you get hung up in the air and hit the ground first?" Tang Guo grabbed Xu Mo's arm and said seriously.
"...Can't you be more sunny in your heart?" Xu Mo suddenly felt a cursed chill.
Just when Xu Mo was entangled with Tang Guo, the little loli, suddenly there was a continuous beeping sound from Tang Guo's body, and the little loli let go of Xu Mo as if she had been electrocuted when she heard the sound. , quickly took out a white mobile phone from his pocket and looked at it, his expression changed drastically.
"What's wrong?" Xu Mo asked strangely.
"The sixty kilograms I put in the mall are about to explode..." Tang Guo said nervously.
"What?" Xu Mo almost fell face down from the third floor.
"...just kidding, it's just a text message." Tang Guo changed his face as quickly as turning the pages of a book, and instantly put on a face as innocent as a small white flower, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Uncle, you are so innocent, do you think I'm so innocent?" Like a girl who can carry sixty kilograms of dynamite on her back?"
"..." Xu Mo felt that if he continued to fight this girl here, he would collapse.
Tang Guo took a deep breath, put on a flattering smile that no one could refuse, and pulled Xu Mo's arm coquettishly, "Uncle, can you do me a favor and take me down with you, okay?"
"Give me a reason to take you away."
In fact, Xu Mo's heart is not narrow enough to fight against a primary school student, but Tang Guo, a little lolita, is too eccentric, if she doesn't show her prestige now, this girl might make some more troubles.
Tang Guo pursed her lips, looking as if she was about to cry, grabbed Xu Mo's arm and said pitifully, "Those security guards are so fierce, they won't let you go home unless they give out their home phone number, Guoguo doesn't want to stay here... "[
Tang Guo, the little girl, is absolutely pitiful to me at this moment. The lethality of the tear attack is soaring in a straight line. Although Xu Mo thinks he is not a lolicon, half of his body is numb from the cuteness in an instant. How much is he now? I can understand why He Shang would yell "Lolita is the highest" all day long. It is difficult for a man to ruthlessly refuse such a gentle begging.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I'll just take you down."
Since he wanted to take Tang Guo down, Xu Mo could no longer use the original plan of jumping directly from the building. He might be okay, but if Tang Guo, a little girl, jumped from such a height, it would be sugar cake instead of candy.
Xu Mo simply pulled down the two curtains on the roof, tied one end to a chair, and stuck the chair horizontally on the frame, and the curtains went out along the wall, just at the It ends at about three meters from the ground, and even if it falls from this height, it will basically not cause too much damage.
After Xu Mo gave Tang Guo a few instructions, he slowly slid down the curtain. The fabric of the curtain seemed to have deteriorated due to long-term use. Under Xu Mo's weight of more than 100 kilograms, he kept making frightening cracking sounds. , but luckily nothing happened until Xu Mo landed.
Seeing that Xu Mo landed safely, Tang Guo happily followed him down. Although his movements were a bit clumsy, he took advantage of his light weight and small stature, so there was no danger on the way.
Just when Tang Guo had just descended to the second floor, there was a flurry of footsteps on the third floor, and two security guards rushed to the side and grabbed the curtain, shouting: "What are you two doing! Don't run!"
Seeing that the other two pulled the curtain back again, Xu Mo hurriedly shouted: "Tang Guo, jump down quickly! Don't be afraid, I will follow you!"
"Okay...Okay! Uncle! You must catch it! My happiness for the rest of my life depends entirely on you! Ah!"
This little girl is always talking nonsense...
Xu Mo rushed to the bottom of Tang Guo with a stride, stretched out his hands to catch Tang Guo who was falling rapidly in the way of a princess hug, his body was suddenly hit by inertia, and he was buffered half a meter before finally catching it safely all weight.
"Hey, uncle, I don't see that you are quite reliable!"
"Stop talking nonsense, run away!"
Xu Mo dragged Tang Guo, who kept making funny faces backwards, and ran all the way. In order to prevent being caught again by the security guards, regardless of whether he knew the way or not, he almost went into alleys and turned when he saw alleys, let alone whether the security guards caught up with him. , I almost lost my way.
But no matter what, at least one of the biggest stains in my life has finally been eliminated, and the world is peaceful from now on.
Seeing that the time was approaching noon, Xu Mo took out his mobile phone to check the time, but found that there were more than 20 call reminders on it, except for two calls from He Shang, the rest were calls from his mother's home phone , and finally left a text message, asking him to return a message to his family as soon as possible after seeing him.
Xu Mo smiled wryly. There is no mobile phone signal in the illusion of doomsday. I am afraid that my parents are looking for someone to go crazy this night, right?
In order to keep the family from thinking wildly, Xu Mo hurriedly called back the phone at home, and got through without even hearing the notification tone. It seems that his mother might have been waiting by the phone for news.
"Hey, Xiao Mo, where are you? Where have you been running all night? Why didn't you call home? Your father almost called the police!" Mother's voice was hoarse with anxiety. Did not sleep well.
"Mom, don't worry, am I fine? I'm outside, I'm such an adult, what can happen? Don't worry! I'll go back in a while, and I'll talk about the rest when I get back, okay?" Xu Mo felt a little guilty, but he couldn't tell the truth to his family, so he could only continue the white lie.
"Then... well, as long as you're fine, remember to come back early. I'll call your dad and tell him, hang up first..."
Hearing the familiar busy tone on the phone, Xu Mo finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although he might inevitably be invited by his father to become a monk again when he returns home this evening, but with his mother's protection, he can save himself a few blows. [
By the way, there is also "Immovable as a Mountain"... My God!Wouldn't this tasteless ability appear specifically for this "family law"?That's outrageous! ! ~!
Women are indeed the most gossip creatures in the world. Even the pocket-sized childhood version has this instinct. Not long after she calmed down, the little girl Tang Guo began to inquire about Xu Mo's details.
"Because of some misunderstandings, it's a long story..." Xu Mo Nai sighed, but he didn't intend to go into details, after all, peeping into the women's bathroom is not a good reputation. "Let's not talk about this, what about you? Why were you brought here too?"
"Hey... because I didn't pay for a box of chocolates from the supermarket on the first floor." Tang Guo smiled a little shyly, and there was actually a little pride in her expression, and she didn't know what she was proud of.
take?Isn't that stealing?This girl is really evasive when speaking... [
But looking at the dress of this little girl, Tang Guo, although she may not be rich and powerful, she doesn't look like a child from a poor family. A box of chocolates is not worth much, and she would come to the supermarket to steal it. incomprehensible.
"Why did you take the chocolate?" Xu Mo deliberately didn't dare to use the word "steal". After all, he felt that Tang Guo was still young, and it would be too cruel to directly classify her behavior as a crime.
"Because I don't have any money with me!"
The girl's answer was surprisingly simple, but what's with this confident attitude?
But this little Tang Guo is still underage, presumably the security guards in the shopping mall wouldn't make things difficult for her, and Xu Mo stopped chatting with her, went to the wall and opened the door again to implement the escape plan.
Seeing Xu Mo climbed onto the stage, Tang Guo became anxious. He ran over and grabbed Xu Mo's arm and pulled it back: "Hey! Uncle! This is the third floor! Are you dying?"
"Let go of me first, the third floor is not very high, so it's so easy to die..." Xu Mo was a little bit dumbfounded, although this little girl spoke a little unpleasantly, but she was warm-hearted.
"Nothing is absolute. I mean what if... what if you get hung up in the air and hit the ground first?" Tang Guo grabbed Xu Mo's arm and said seriously.
"...Can't you be more sunny in your heart?" Xu Mo suddenly felt a cursed chill.
Just when Xu Mo was entangled with Tang Guo, the little loli, suddenly there was a continuous beeping sound from Tang Guo's body, and the little loli let go of Xu Mo as if she had been electrocuted when she heard the sound. , quickly took out a white mobile phone from his pocket and looked at it, his expression changed drastically.
"What's wrong?" Xu Mo asked strangely.
"The sixty kilograms I put in the mall are about to explode..." Tang Guo said nervously.
"What?" Xu Mo almost fell face down from the third floor.
"...just kidding, it's just a text message." Tang Guo changed his face as quickly as turning the pages of a book, and instantly put on a face as innocent as a small white flower, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Uncle, you are so innocent, do you think I'm so innocent?" Like a girl who can carry sixty kilograms of dynamite on her back?"
"..." Xu Mo felt that if he continued to fight this girl here, he would collapse.
Tang Guo took a deep breath, put on a flattering smile that no one could refuse, and pulled Xu Mo's arm coquettishly, "Uncle, can you do me a favor and take me down with you, okay?"
"Give me a reason to take you away."
In fact, Xu Mo's heart is not narrow enough to fight against a primary school student, but Tang Guo, a little lolita, is too eccentric, if she doesn't show her prestige now, this girl might make some more troubles.
Tang Guo pursed her lips, looking as if she was about to cry, grabbed Xu Mo's arm and said pitifully, "Those security guards are so fierce, they won't let you go home unless they give out their home phone number, Guoguo doesn't want to stay here... "[
Tang Guo, the little girl, is absolutely pitiful to me at this moment. The lethality of the tear attack is soaring in a straight line. Although Xu Mo thinks he is not a lolicon, half of his body is numb from the cuteness in an instant. How much is he now? I can understand why He Shang would yell "Lolita is the highest" all day long. It is difficult for a man to ruthlessly refuse such a gentle begging.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I'll just take you down."
Since he wanted to take Tang Guo down, Xu Mo could no longer use the original plan of jumping directly from the building. He might be okay, but if Tang Guo, a little girl, jumped from such a height, it would be sugar cake instead of candy.
Xu Mo simply pulled down the two curtains on the roof, tied one end to a chair, and stuck the chair horizontally on the frame, and the curtains went out along the wall, just at the It ends at about three meters from the ground, and even if it falls from this height, it will basically not cause too much damage.
After Xu Mo gave Tang Guo a few instructions, he slowly slid down the curtain. The fabric of the curtain seemed to have deteriorated due to long-term use. Under Xu Mo's weight of more than 100 kilograms, he kept making frightening cracking sounds. , but luckily nothing happened until Xu Mo landed.
Seeing that Xu Mo landed safely, Tang Guo happily followed him down. Although his movements were a bit clumsy, he took advantage of his light weight and small stature, so there was no danger on the way.
Just when Tang Guo had just descended to the second floor, there was a flurry of footsteps on the third floor, and two security guards rushed to the side and grabbed the curtain, shouting: "What are you two doing! Don't run!"
Seeing that the other two pulled the curtain back again, Xu Mo hurriedly shouted: "Tang Guo, jump down quickly! Don't be afraid, I will follow you!"
"Okay...Okay! Uncle! You must catch it! My happiness for the rest of my life depends entirely on you! Ah!"
This little girl is always talking nonsense...
Xu Mo rushed to the bottom of Tang Guo with a stride, stretched out his hands to catch Tang Guo who was falling rapidly in the way of a princess hug, his body was suddenly hit by inertia, and he was buffered half a meter before finally catching it safely all weight.
"Hey, uncle, I don't see that you are quite reliable!"
"Stop talking nonsense, run away!"
Xu Mo dragged Tang Guo, who kept making funny faces backwards, and ran all the way. In order to prevent being caught again by the security guards, regardless of whether he knew the way or not, he almost went into alleys and turned when he saw alleys, let alone whether the security guards caught up with him. , I almost lost my way.
But no matter what, at least one of the biggest stains in my life has finally been eliminated, and the world is peaceful from now on.
Seeing that the time was approaching noon, Xu Mo took out his mobile phone to check the time, but found that there were more than 20 call reminders on it, except for two calls from He Shang, the rest were calls from his mother's home phone , and finally left a text message, asking him to return a message to his family as soon as possible after seeing him.
Xu Mo smiled wryly. There is no mobile phone signal in the illusion of doomsday. I am afraid that my parents are looking for someone to go crazy this night, right?
In order to keep the family from thinking wildly, Xu Mo hurriedly called back the phone at home, and got through without even hearing the notification tone. It seems that his mother might have been waiting by the phone for news.
"Hey, Xiao Mo, where are you? Where have you been running all night? Why didn't you call home? Your father almost called the police!" Mother's voice was hoarse with anxiety. Did not sleep well.
"Mom, don't worry, am I fine? I'm outside, I'm such an adult, what can happen? Don't worry! I'll go back in a while, and I'll talk about the rest when I get back, okay?" Xu Mo felt a little guilty, but he couldn't tell the truth to his family, so he could only continue the white lie.
"Then... well, as long as you're fine, remember to come back early. I'll call your dad and tell him, hang up first..."
Hearing the familiar busy tone on the phone, Xu Mo finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although he might inevitably be invited by his father to become a monk again when he returns home this evening, but with his mother's protection, he can save himself a few blows. [
By the way, there is also "Immovable as a Mountain"... My God!Wouldn't this tasteless ability appear specifically for this "family law"?That's outrageous! ! ~!
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